[Comprehensive] The male protagonist is worried about too much money every day

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Moved or not?

A second ago, the little milk dog was drooling at the legendary newly bred new breed: dare not move, dare not move.

After feeling guilty for a while, Shenmu realized that he lowered his eyes to the ghost lamp, and so on... The book "How to Cook Snapdragons" was given to him as a birthday present. It seems to be the ghost lamp, right?

In an instant, the righteous little milk dog puffed out his thin chest, and asked sincerely, "Master Ghost Lantern, can the snapdragon grass in your hand be used as an extra meal?"

In order to promote the friendship between the two worlds, he is on a business trip, bringing the image of hell that has just taken office - the ghost lamp that came to visit with the snapdragon: ...

Boy, your thinking is very strange.

For the family of animals and plants like snapdragon grass, those who like them think that this kind of animals and plants are full of cuteness, and even the oh-oh-oh-unexplained strange calls are a moving symphony.

However, as a new type of species, snapdragon grass was not very popular in the initial stage of promotion. Just the species of snapdragon grass made the guys who are idle in hell quarrel several times.

Noisy enough to make Ghost Lamp a headache, I still haven't come to a conclusion.

However, even amidst the quarrels, it seems that no one has ever thought that snapdragon grass can be eaten.

Isn't the first reaction of normal human beings to be vigilant when they see this strange creature?

Didn't the law of the jungle say that the brighter something is, the more toxic it is?

Ghost Lantern clicked his tongue, this class of human cubs was the worst class he had ever brought.

"Hey, wait, isn't the snapdragon belonging to the plant and animal family?" This is Kanna out of the situation.

"!! So that's the case, indeed, if this is the case, all problems will be solved." This is the ghost lamp that opened the door to a new world.

Qi Mu, who once again expressed his admiration for the little milk dog's ability to make friends, put down his bowl and chopsticks, and decided to sneak away while the few people were not paying attention.

He figured it out, after Ling Yueji left because of some things, Shen Wu was completely inflated.

A snapdragon feast or something...

I looked at the snapdragon that was planted in the flower pot and swayed with the wind and screamed a few times from time to time... Even if I used a perspective eye to give this strange creature a full body CT examination, I'm sorry, but I still forgive him for refusing.

Some new things really take courage to try.

As for the dazed and ignorant side, the baby's blue eyes are full of big tengu who are curious about the sharp horns of the ghost lamp.

As the saying goes, if you don't go to hell, who will go to hell?

A dead Taoist friend never dies, he will remember to put a bouquet of white chrysanthemums in front of Daitengu's tombstone next year on Tomb Sweeping Day.

Extreme joy begets sorrow probably refers to Saiki Kusuo at this time.

To be on the safe side, he should have used teleportation to leave this place of right and wrong immediately, but...

Who made this melon so delicious?

Regarding the messenger from hell, I have to say that Qi Mu, who firmly believed in the core development concept of scientism since he was a child, is actually a little curious.

Eighteen layers of hell or something, why don't you just throw the idiot dad into it next time.

After a few seconds of hesitation, Shenwu turned around in satisfaction after having an in-depth communication with Ghost Lamp on the Yang Zhi skills of the snapdragon grass.

Wait, he just put it there, what about this-so big, such-so cute Kusuo?

Because of the special situation in the underworld, the ghost lamp, which has long been trained to see and hear all directions, stretched out his hand and pointed to the shadow in the corner.

The little milk dog who doesn't look at other people's faces and acts at all has glowing eyes and vigorously waved his arms, "Kusuo, Lord Ghost Lamp just promised to give me a snapdragon for cooking~"

Qi Mu, who failed to escape the secret room, stared dead: Oh.

Happiness written all over the face·jpg

No, what about the new breed that was agreed to after years of training and hard work?

You decided to put the snapdragon on the table so casually. Have you ever asked how you feel about the snapdragon?

Snapdragon thinks it can save it again (╯‵ ′)╯︵┻━┻.

Ghost Lamp... he really doesn't have any psychological burden.

For him, the biggest worry now is that ordinary people seem to be unable to get the cuteness of snapdragon grass.

The purpose of his cultivation of snapdragon is to establish the image of hell and stimulate domestic demand, but the mascot of snapdragon seems a bit incompetent.

After vigorously promoting it in the underworld for so long, the audience is still very small.

But now, Shenmu's suggestion has opened up a new way of thinking for him.

It is said that food is the paramount necessity of the people, and when the development of special tourism in the underworld fails, he can develop special delicacies from hell.

For example, when it comes to Taoyuan in the kingdom of heaven, the first thing that catches people's eyes is the peach and the elixir, that idiot auspicious beast who spends his days drinking and drinking all day long, and he hasn't gone bankrupt until now, isn't it because he is the owner of the real estate in Taoyuan? ?

On the other hand, it is a traditional Chinese medicine shop that relies on the unique herbs of Taoyuan and implements a monopoly.

If you think about it from another angle, if snapdragon grass can be popularized on the dining tables of every household in hell, or even made into a special product...

The only problem is...

Can snapdragon be eaten?

Yes, it's not whether it's good or not, but whether it can be eaten.

In the eyes of Guideng, as long as the snapdragon grass is non-toxic, he dares to vigorously develop it, even if it is irrigation, it must be the first!

He won't lose to that old Chinese doctor who is fooling around!

Only with Bai Ze, who is 100% in the face with him, can the ghost lamp have such a strong desire to win.

Kusuo Saiki, who intermittently listened to the psychological activities of this assistant officer from hell, felt that he heard something broken in his ears.

That is probably the last feeling of reverence for the gods.

The legendary auspicious beast Bai Ze is actually a flower-hearted big radish and an old alcoholic, who has been addicted to flowers and wine all day long without knowing it...

And King Yan Mo, who is number one in hell, is actually a big fat man with a wide body and a fat body. His greatest pleasure is to be lazy and show off his grandson...

Sure enough, distance produces beauty or something, not just talk.

Although the goldfish brought by the ghost lamp is the most perfect species, but for the four men, such a small goldfish is still not enough.

Standing in front of the chopping board, Kanna picked up the sharpened knife he had prepared, and cut directly, cutting off the connection between the snapdragon and its stalk.

There was still a trace of bewilderment in the eyes of the godless light bulb, and the pain that came immediately made the snapdragon, which had been staying on the chopping board honestly, let out a miserable scream when life and death were at stake.

Oh - ah! ! !

The irritated little tengu's eardrums felt like they were about to burst and bleed, he frowned slightly in pain, and then set up a small barrier to protect his ears.

After alleviating the noise in his ears, the little tengu stretched his eyebrows this time, and got in the mood to observe carefully.

A sharp scalpel seems to have been played by Kanna. Unlike traditional goldfish, snapdragons do not have any scales and internal organs at all, which saves the process of scraping the scales and removing the internal organs.

There is not even the so-called humanitarianism. The back of the knife knocks the snapdragon unconscious to reduce its pain, but cuts it directly, and explains, "If the snapdragon is used as sashimi, it must be stabbed directly. If it faints, The meat will be too loose, and the taste will be slightly worse."

It can be said to be quite particular.

Looking at the dark green grass juice on the little milk dog's face, and Kanna's brighter and brighter eyes, the little tengu couldn't help pulling Qi Mu who was standing beside him, and asked in a low voice, " Hey, Qi Mu, are you sure your milk dog is mentally healthy?"

The contrast between before and after is too great.

Saiki Kusuo also swallowed, looking at the dead snapdragon on the chopping board, he was a little uncertain, 【It should be healthy. 】

On the contrary, it is a ghost lamp, carrying a mace, and there is a bit of admiration in the scarlet eyes for Kanna's clean knife skills. It is really great. This kind of talent is exactly what hell is lacking now.

Accompanied by the scream of the snapdragon that became weaker until it disappeared, slices of thin slices of sashimi were laid neatly on ice cubes to preserve freshness.

It didn't have the fishy smell as expected, on the contrary, it had a bit more fragrance of fruit wood. Shenwu put down his dagger and clapped his hands to show that he was done.

"Kanna, you can come to hell to work in the future." In the [-]th floor of hell, because the previous jailer couldn't bear the heavy work pressure, he resigned early. Up to now, he has not found a suitable ghost lamp, which is a bit troublesome, but Now……

Talent is around.

For the first time, the little milk dog didn't know how to answer the conversation. Although he knew that the ghost lamp was a good intention, but to say welcome to work in the underworld to a living person, isn't this just wishing for his death?

He hasn't held hands with Kusuo yet, kissed...kissed his mouth, so...don't go to hell so soon!

"Please allow me to solemnly refuse!"

"Why?" Gui Deng was amazed by the taste after eating the first piece of sashimi. After eating three slices in a row, he had time to ask questions.

"The current wages in the underworld are very good, and there is a lot of room for improvement." It is not an exaggeration to say that it is an iron rice bowl.

Moreover, if he is promoted to the person in charge of a layer of hell, he is basically the head of an autonomous region. Except for the heavy workload, Ghost Lantern feels that there is no problem at all.

"Then...can you bring your family?"

"Of course!" For excellent talents, he will always give some small conveniences. After noticing that the little milk dog's eyes did not leave the snapdragon stinger, the corners of his mouth slightly raised, and the ghost lamp continued, "You If I take office now, I can also recommend you as the image ambassador of Snapdragon."

The little milk dog let out a burst of cheers. Obviously, the series of discounts proposed in front of Ghost Lamp are not as tempting as the last sentence.

"Kusuo, did you hear, if we go to hell to work now, there will be endless snapdragons!"

Saiki Kusuo: ...

If this is the case, he will probably become the first superpower in history to commit suicide for a single bite.

Thinking about it, I feel a little excited... what a ghost!

The author has something to say:

Warning! !The following is the cult midnight time! !The first encounter between Ling Yueji and Sixteen Nights! !I won't write it separately, let's read it as a side story,

Chaotic neutral omnivores are fearless╭(╯^╰)╮

Immortal Fairy Lingyue has left the West Kingdom.

Dou Ya Wang is a perfect husband and father. From the day they made their marriage contract, they have never quarreled with her. Their way of getting along is not so much a husband and wife, but more like two good buddies.

Before the birth of Sesshomaru, Ling Yueji raised a whole yard of dancers and singers, and even invited Dou Ya Wang to watch with her when she had nothing to do.

No matter how you look at it, the soft girl with fair skin, beautiful skin and long legs is so pleasing to the eye.

Even if King Dou Ya was on his way to the expedition, he would subconsciously look for such beauties, and hurriedly ordered them to be sent back to the Western Kingdom.

Give it to my wife for fun.

Of course, sometimes Ling Yueji would make small complaints about Dou Ya Wang's aesthetics in her reply letter, which is really gaudy for thousands of years.

Then Dou Ya Wang wrote back with a smile and said that his wife likes this kind of gaudy.

After the birth of Sesshomaru, maybe it was the awakening of motherhood, which made Lingyue Ji dismiss the singers and dancers all over the castle, calm down, and take care of her only child wholeheartedly.

Although I am somewhat dissatisfied with the sex of Sesshomaru.

But now, she left Xiguo alone without being greeted by anyone.

Probably because it was too boring, the leopard cat clan was no longer popular, Sesshomaru had also reached the age of learning to manage a country with his father, Immortal Lingyue, who had been doing nothing for a while, suddenly felt a little lonely.

Probably this is the seven-year itch of mankind.

Then, when passing a small hill, Ling Yueji picked up a Ji Jun who got separated from the maid and got lost.

A small one, wearing a gorgeous kimono, with a beautiful little face tightly tensed, trying not to let the spring water in its dark eyes overflow its eye sockets...

It's so beautiful.

The baby must look good when it cries.Ling Yueji thought this way from the top of the tree, and she asked, "Human, what are you doing here?"

"Is it Miss Shan Jing?" Nuo Nuo's voice was a bit frightened, and she forced her head up calmly, and then Izayo was dumbfounded, "It's so beautiful..."