How did it become such a human tragedy?
Qi Mu sat on the sofa beside him, mechanically stuffing potato chips into his mouth, and fell into deep thought while watching this absurd and uninhibited phenomenon-level life blockbuster staged in front of him.
The little milk dog sitting on his left was blushing, staring at the big screen with sparkling eyes without blinking, exclaiming from time to time.
A pile of empty wine bottles were scattered at the foot of the source of all evil sitting on his right, and he was staggering drunk. The two brothers leaned on Qi Mu's shoulders, and asked Qi Mu to learn more with their tongues out.
As the saying goes, one trick is fresh, and you can eat it all over the world.
What man doesn't have a knack for this sort of thing.
Young people, don't underestimate these seemingly simple things, there is a lot of knowledge in it!
Saiki Kusuo: ...
Murder is against the law, so killing a poor god should not be against the law, right?
After all, they don't have divine power, try to squeeze out a smile·jpg.
Let's turn the camera back a little bit, Yato who said that he wants to lead Saiki to see the new world, in fact, after the action blockbuster started three minutes ago, the mother's solo has been solo for hundreds of years, and he thinks he is straighter than a steel pipe. Yatogami, who couldn't turn at all when straightened up, began to feel uncomfortable.
This...how is this different from the development in galgame!
At the beginning, shouldn't everyone be brewing and brewing feelings, starting from the entry level of holding hands and kissing little mouths?
Why did you start rolling the sheets all of a sudden!
Do you dare to give a high-energy warning barrage? Hey!
Yato's nervous palms were stained with sweat, and he began to shake his legs, looking left and right to distract himself.
"Oh, it's really hot here." Yato, who started to have nothing to say as soon as he got dirty, opened his collar and fanned his face indiscriminately, completely ignoring that there was just a snowfall in Kanagawa today. .
As soon as this sentence came out, I realized that the wrong Yato accidentally bit his tongue, what was he talking about!
its not right!
He has someone he likes, and he can be sure that he is a standard heterosexual. Since he doesn't feel disgusted, why should he feel awkward?
Shouldn't it be Saiki boy who should feel shy and embarrassed?
After turning around and seeing Qi Mu who was calm like a pool of stagnant water, Yato finally couldn't hold back, wiped his eyes, and turned back to watch the passionate clips on TV.
Quickly turned his head away and checked the TV, it was a 'blockbuster' that was not misplaced.
The two voice actors in it work very hard, and their movements and expressions are also very good. What is commendable is that as an enlightenment educational film, the director grasps the degree of explicitness just right.
Probably, the content that can be understood by you without being too pornographic is planned to be [-] bans, at most it is [-] bans.
But that kid's expression...
At one point, Yato felt that he was looking at the animal world, which was so shocking that he couldn't help but want to drink a glass of forgetfulness wine.
Why are today's young people so uninteresting?
He casually picked up the beer on the ground and drank it.
Saiki Kusuo nodded, obviously he was looking at the animal world.
If you have the ability to see through and retrace the world, you will be indifferent.Maybe some people will act endlessly because of some superficial appearances, and he also knows that many people who seem to be quiet are actually calling their husband thief six on the Internet.
Everyone outside the screen can imagine your favorite "husband" or "wife" in your mind, and then ten years later, their skin will start to loosen, and the first wrinkles will appear at the corners of the eyes; 20 years later Careful maintenance is necessary to control yourself from gaining weight; after 30 years, you may have given up on body management and let yourself go completely...
By analogy, time is accelerated, and after 100 years, it will be just a pile of bones.
Well, tell him at this time, what kind of passion does it take to watch two bone goblins fight?
Saiki Kusuo's only thought was hmm.This man has a herniated disc.
That was his only thought.
what?
It would be even easier if the cutest person was a paper man, peel off the color of the paper man, and rewind the time a little bit, back to the beginning, the paper man is just a piece of white paper and a pen.
Watching the movement of two blank sheets of paper...
With all due respect, there are probably fewer guys who are interested in this way, right?
should……
In this brief moment, Yato, in order to ease the embarrassment of not being able to do anything, had already drained half a case of beer, and began to sing with stares in his eyes.
"I said Qi Mu!"
【Um? 】
"Don't you think it's too deserted to be the only two of us in this room?"
[I don't think so at all! 】
Never try to reason with a drunk, even if the guy is a god.And please be sure to protect our mobile phones to prevent the incident from developing in an uncontrollable direction.
Yeto took the phone away without paying attention. After opening the line, he found a familiar profile picture. Looking at the boring note, Yato hiccupped, tsk, it was so boring.
Not even a nickname for love.
He, Ye Fighting God, has never led such a bad class!
Pinching his nose, Yato spoke with a strong alcohol smell, "Kanna, if you haven't slept, come to my room and play games~"
"You are alone~ I'll wait for you~"
The last three words are so meaningful, I don't believe that a certain milk dog won't take the bait!
Saiki Kusuo gave Yato a look, 【Your loophole is too obvious. 】
Approaching meanly, Yato sniffled his nose mysteriously and shook his fingers, "Qimu-san! I bet you, I bet... hiccup!"
A long belch with a strong smell of alcohol came out, and before the smoke reached Saiki, Kusuo Saiki had the foresight to back away quickly holding the coffee pudding on the table, hugging a holy place.
"I can't do it, the toilet...vomit!!" After struggling to get to the toilet, accompanied by the sound of rushing water, there was an endless sound of vomiting.
Suddenly, he was the only one left in the whole bedroom. He stretched his waist, and finally he was able to enjoy the delicious food with peace of mind.
Then, the door of the house was swiped open.
Holding a bunch of small snacks, the little milk dog in the little monster pajamas wagged its tail excitedly, "Kusuo, I'm here!"
Oh wow, this silly baby dog is actually here.
【come in. 】After noticing the thin layer of snow on the shoulders of the little milk dog and little monster pajamas, Saiki Kusuo sighed, stretched out his hand to brush the snow away, and moved away from his body.
The little milk dog flicked its tail wildly: Hehehe, the plan is clear~
He knew that Kusuo, who was tough-mouthed and soft-hearted, couldn't bear him to suffer a little bit of grievance~
Immersed in the joy of being invited to the bedroom for the first time, the little milk dog directly ignored the wine all over the floor, the smell of alcohol and the messy floor.
The very virtuous walked inside while picking up the garbage.
Empty wine bottles need to be put aside, snack bags need to be placed separately, and potato chips scattered on the ground must be cleaned up, otherwise it will be very troublesome if they get on the clothes.
The little milk dog even went to the window and opened the window a small gap to let in air, letting out the smell of alcohol in the room.
In just a few minutes, the baby-faced boy tidied up the messy room just because of Yeto's drunkenness. If it wasn't for the lack of tools, Qi Mu felt that the little milk dog would have to mop the floor again.
What to say?
This attribute unexpectedly doesn't match him.
Is this guy a snail girl?
Sensing the gaze above his head, Kanna laughed straight, and the villain in his excited heart blew bubbles.
Knock happy!
But on the surface, in order to maintain a good image, Kanna must also maintain a calm appearance, neither happy with things nor sad with himself, and raised his head very calmly, "I made some puffs, Kusuo is coming tonight Is it night?"
【want! 】
The harmonious atmosphere came to an abrupt end when Yato came out of the toilet.
"Qimu-san, the toilet is out of paper." A drawn-out voice came from the toilet, and Yato stumbled out of the toilet, seeing Kannoshi who had already arrived, his eyes lit up, "Kawaii!"
How can this milk dog be so cute!
Saiki Kusuo wanted to chop off his claws a little bit.
The little milk dog also wanted to chop his paws, "Wait, why are you fighting at night here?"
The colonel scanned suspiciously like an X-ray, and Shenmu pursed his lips. He thought he heard the sound of light raindrops falling on top of his head.
He needs an explanation.
Yato, who had drunk his tongue out, giggled, as if he was laughing at Kanna's idiotic question, pointed at Saiki, and then pointed at himself, "Because...it's...I asked you to come~"
"what?"
"Let's not talk about this first~"
"No, it's very important for Yato to trust me!" The little milk dog showed its pointed canine teeth and warned.
"This is not important!" Isn't it louder than the voice?Who was Ye Fighting God afraid of?
"Come here now, sit here for me!" Holding the little milk dog with one hand, and Qi Mu who wanted to leave this place of right and wrong with the other, "You are here!"
"Show me now!" The timeout ended with a bang, just like the dean patrolling the exam, Yato pointed at the model pacesetter on the TV screen, with good intentions, and almost yelled behind him with the pointer in his hand. I remember, this is the test site!
It can be said that it is very dedicated.
The little milk dog who was still confused until he sat down tilted his head and secretly asked for help from the outside: [Which song is Kusuo singing this from? 】
Saiki Kusuo: 【Hehe. 】
He also wants to know.
After school later, let's put on a sack.
He didn't intend to use such a simple and rude method, but this guy Yato...
"It's okay Kusuo, I have a call from Hiyori-chan~" Quiet Mimi bit her ear.
[Hiyori? 】
"The one Yato likes..."
This kind of thing, must let the family members come!This kind of flirtatious man who climbs the wall to other people's boyfriend's house in the middle of the night must let Hiyorchan pay attention!
Don't be deceived by this big butt hole!
The little milk dog will not admit that he is avenging his personal revenge!
The author has something to say:
Qi Shen: I just have one question.
Little Milk Dog: Huh?
Qi Shen: Why can't you distinguish my voice from Yato's?
Little Milk Dog: Kusuo, are you serious?Don't you know that the author has collected four Kamiya voices and is ready to play mahjong?
Qi Shen: ... Tsk.Is this stalk impossible?
Good night everyone~
Qi Mu sat on the sofa beside him, mechanically stuffing potato chips into his mouth, and fell into deep thought while watching this absurd and uninhibited phenomenon-level life blockbuster staged in front of him.
The little milk dog sitting on his left was blushing, staring at the big screen with sparkling eyes without blinking, exclaiming from time to time.
A pile of empty wine bottles were scattered at the foot of the source of all evil sitting on his right, and he was staggering drunk. The two brothers leaned on Qi Mu's shoulders, and asked Qi Mu to learn more with their tongues out.
As the saying goes, one trick is fresh, and you can eat it all over the world.
What man doesn't have a knack for this sort of thing.
Young people, don't underestimate these seemingly simple things, there is a lot of knowledge in it!
Saiki Kusuo: ...
Murder is against the law, so killing a poor god should not be against the law, right?
After all, they don't have divine power, try to squeeze out a smile·jpg.
Let's turn the camera back a little bit, Yato who said that he wants to lead Saiki to see the new world, in fact, after the action blockbuster started three minutes ago, the mother's solo has been solo for hundreds of years, and he thinks he is straighter than a steel pipe. Yatogami, who couldn't turn at all when straightened up, began to feel uncomfortable.
This...how is this different from the development in galgame!
At the beginning, shouldn't everyone be brewing and brewing feelings, starting from the entry level of holding hands and kissing little mouths?
Why did you start rolling the sheets all of a sudden!
Do you dare to give a high-energy warning barrage? Hey!
Yato's nervous palms were stained with sweat, and he began to shake his legs, looking left and right to distract himself.
"Oh, it's really hot here." Yato, who started to have nothing to say as soon as he got dirty, opened his collar and fanned his face indiscriminately, completely ignoring that there was just a snowfall in Kanagawa today. .
As soon as this sentence came out, I realized that the wrong Yato accidentally bit his tongue, what was he talking about!
its not right!
He has someone he likes, and he can be sure that he is a standard heterosexual. Since he doesn't feel disgusted, why should he feel awkward?
Shouldn't it be Saiki boy who should feel shy and embarrassed?
After turning around and seeing Qi Mu who was calm like a pool of stagnant water, Yato finally couldn't hold back, wiped his eyes, and turned back to watch the passionate clips on TV.
Quickly turned his head away and checked the TV, it was a 'blockbuster' that was not misplaced.
The two voice actors in it work very hard, and their movements and expressions are also very good. What is commendable is that as an enlightenment educational film, the director grasps the degree of explicitness just right.
Probably, the content that can be understood by you without being too pornographic is planned to be [-] bans, at most it is [-] bans.
But that kid's expression...
At one point, Yato felt that he was looking at the animal world, which was so shocking that he couldn't help but want to drink a glass of forgetfulness wine.
Why are today's young people so uninteresting?
He casually picked up the beer on the ground and drank it.
Saiki Kusuo nodded, obviously he was looking at the animal world.
If you have the ability to see through and retrace the world, you will be indifferent.Maybe some people will act endlessly because of some superficial appearances, and he also knows that many people who seem to be quiet are actually calling their husband thief six on the Internet.
Everyone outside the screen can imagine your favorite "husband" or "wife" in your mind, and then ten years later, their skin will start to loosen, and the first wrinkles will appear at the corners of the eyes; 20 years later Careful maintenance is necessary to control yourself from gaining weight; after 30 years, you may have given up on body management and let yourself go completely...
By analogy, time is accelerated, and after 100 years, it will be just a pile of bones.
Well, tell him at this time, what kind of passion does it take to watch two bone goblins fight?
Saiki Kusuo's only thought was hmm.This man has a herniated disc.
That was his only thought.
what?
It would be even easier if the cutest person was a paper man, peel off the color of the paper man, and rewind the time a little bit, back to the beginning, the paper man is just a piece of white paper and a pen.
Watching the movement of two blank sheets of paper...
With all due respect, there are probably fewer guys who are interested in this way, right?
should……
In this brief moment, Yato, in order to ease the embarrassment of not being able to do anything, had already drained half a case of beer, and began to sing with stares in his eyes.
"I said Qi Mu!"
【Um? 】
"Don't you think it's too deserted to be the only two of us in this room?"
[I don't think so at all! 】
Never try to reason with a drunk, even if the guy is a god.And please be sure to protect our mobile phones to prevent the incident from developing in an uncontrollable direction.
Yeto took the phone away without paying attention. After opening the line, he found a familiar profile picture. Looking at the boring note, Yato hiccupped, tsk, it was so boring.
Not even a nickname for love.
He, Ye Fighting God, has never led such a bad class!
Pinching his nose, Yato spoke with a strong alcohol smell, "Kanna, if you haven't slept, come to my room and play games~"
"You are alone~ I'll wait for you~"
The last three words are so meaningful, I don't believe that a certain milk dog won't take the bait!
Saiki Kusuo gave Yato a look, 【Your loophole is too obvious. 】
Approaching meanly, Yato sniffled his nose mysteriously and shook his fingers, "Qimu-san! I bet you, I bet... hiccup!"
A long belch with a strong smell of alcohol came out, and before the smoke reached Saiki, Kusuo Saiki had the foresight to back away quickly holding the coffee pudding on the table, hugging a holy place.
"I can't do it, the toilet...vomit!!" After struggling to get to the toilet, accompanied by the sound of rushing water, there was an endless sound of vomiting.
Suddenly, he was the only one left in the whole bedroom. He stretched his waist, and finally he was able to enjoy the delicious food with peace of mind.
Then, the door of the house was swiped open.
Holding a bunch of small snacks, the little milk dog in the little monster pajamas wagged its tail excitedly, "Kusuo, I'm here!"
Oh wow, this silly baby dog is actually here.
【come in. 】After noticing the thin layer of snow on the shoulders of the little milk dog and little monster pajamas, Saiki Kusuo sighed, stretched out his hand to brush the snow away, and moved away from his body.
The little milk dog flicked its tail wildly: Hehehe, the plan is clear~
He knew that Kusuo, who was tough-mouthed and soft-hearted, couldn't bear him to suffer a little bit of grievance~
Immersed in the joy of being invited to the bedroom for the first time, the little milk dog directly ignored the wine all over the floor, the smell of alcohol and the messy floor.
The very virtuous walked inside while picking up the garbage.
Empty wine bottles need to be put aside, snack bags need to be placed separately, and potato chips scattered on the ground must be cleaned up, otherwise it will be very troublesome if they get on the clothes.
The little milk dog even went to the window and opened the window a small gap to let in air, letting out the smell of alcohol in the room.
In just a few minutes, the baby-faced boy tidied up the messy room just because of Yeto's drunkenness. If it wasn't for the lack of tools, Qi Mu felt that the little milk dog would have to mop the floor again.
What to say?
This attribute unexpectedly doesn't match him.
Is this guy a snail girl?
Sensing the gaze above his head, Kanna laughed straight, and the villain in his excited heart blew bubbles.
Knock happy!
But on the surface, in order to maintain a good image, Kanna must also maintain a calm appearance, neither happy with things nor sad with himself, and raised his head very calmly, "I made some puffs, Kusuo is coming tonight Is it night?"
【want! 】
The harmonious atmosphere came to an abrupt end when Yato came out of the toilet.
"Qimu-san, the toilet is out of paper." A drawn-out voice came from the toilet, and Yato stumbled out of the toilet, seeing Kannoshi who had already arrived, his eyes lit up, "Kawaii!"
How can this milk dog be so cute!
Saiki Kusuo wanted to chop off his claws a little bit.
The little milk dog also wanted to chop his paws, "Wait, why are you fighting at night here?"
The colonel scanned suspiciously like an X-ray, and Shenmu pursed his lips. He thought he heard the sound of light raindrops falling on top of his head.
He needs an explanation.
Yato, who had drunk his tongue out, giggled, as if he was laughing at Kanna's idiotic question, pointed at Saiki, and then pointed at himself, "Because...it's...I asked you to come~"
"what?"
"Let's not talk about this first~"
"No, it's very important for Yato to trust me!" The little milk dog showed its pointed canine teeth and warned.
"This is not important!" Isn't it louder than the voice?Who was Ye Fighting God afraid of?
"Come here now, sit here for me!" Holding the little milk dog with one hand, and Qi Mu who wanted to leave this place of right and wrong with the other, "You are here!"
"Show me now!" The timeout ended with a bang, just like the dean patrolling the exam, Yato pointed at the model pacesetter on the TV screen, with good intentions, and almost yelled behind him with the pointer in his hand. I remember, this is the test site!
It can be said that it is very dedicated.
The little milk dog who was still confused until he sat down tilted his head and secretly asked for help from the outside: [Which song is Kusuo singing this from? 】
Saiki Kusuo: 【Hehe. 】
He also wants to know.
After school later, let's put on a sack.
He didn't intend to use such a simple and rude method, but this guy Yato...
"It's okay Kusuo, I have a call from Hiyori-chan~" Quiet Mimi bit her ear.
[Hiyori? 】
"The one Yato likes..."
This kind of thing, must let the family members come!This kind of flirtatious man who climbs the wall to other people's boyfriend's house in the middle of the night must let Hiyorchan pay attention!
Don't be deceived by this big butt hole!
The little milk dog will not admit that he is avenging his personal revenge!
The author has something to say:
Qi Shen: I just have one question.
Little Milk Dog: Huh?
Qi Shen: Why can't you distinguish my voice from Yato's?
Little Milk Dog: Kusuo, are you serious?Don't you know that the author has collected four Kamiya voices and is ready to play mahjong?
Qi Shen: ... Tsk.Is this stalk impossible?
Good night everyone~
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