I'm not a superstar [entertainment circle]

Last time Wen Han was going on a trip, and he didn't properly accept a salute from the boss, Ding Chen felt that his assistant had a shortcoming in his life, and this time he had to accept whatever he said.

Wen Han looked at the child hesitantly, afraid that he would accidentally hurt the child's heart: "This kind of simple thing will never affect your professional ability."

"I can collect it by myself, and the main thing is that I am familiar with my wardrobe," Wen Han tried hard to maintain the child's self-esteem, "We need to use the labor force reasonably, you can help me collect the clothes on the balcony."

Ding Chen was still in high spirits: "Believe me, I can do both of these things well. You guys are going to London. I made a special guide and read the weather forecast. There will definitely be no problem."

Wen Han always felt uneasy, looked at Shen Fanxing, hoping that he would say something, Shen Fanxing folded his arms and said to Ding Chen: "Then take it well, and take mine too by the way."

He took Wen Han away and let him sit on the sofa: "You, from now on, give me a good rest."

Wen Han: "..."

Ding Chen stayed in the room the whole time, and it seemed that things were going well. After 10 minutes, he showed his head: "Brother, I'm afraid that the netizens will see that you are a couple, so I specially chose the color system you are wearing for you. Mr. Shen chose green and brown, avoiding white and black."

There are three black lines on Shen Fanxing's forehead: "Why do you want to avoid it? Doesn't it make you feel guilty to avoid it? I just want to be aboveboard, choose a couple outfit for me, I remember I have it!"

"Oh," Ding Chen retracted his head, he didn't dare to refute Shen Fanxing, but he didn't want to listen to Shen Fanxing on this matter.

After 5 minutes, the head appeared again: "Brother, where did you put your socks? I looked in the drawer and couldn't find them."

"It's in the drawer." Wen Han got up to check the situation, and found that it was exactly as Ding Chen said, that both pairs were missing. He felt strange, and then looked down and saw it in the storage bag of the suitcase.

Wen Han took another look at the suitcases of the two people who couldn't see any sense of order, and couldn't bear it anymore, drove Ding Chen out, and closed the door.

Ding Chen stood at the door aggrieved: "Brother, I haven't tidied it up yet, you should give me more time."

Shen Fanxing comforted the child and said, "If Virgo is next to Scorpio, you don't have to doubt that your brother will be born at the transition time of the two constellations."

Ding Chen said helplessly: "But I am a veritable Virgo."

"Oh." Shen Fanxing gave him a cool look: "Then you pretend I didn't say anything."

The next day the staff knocked on the door of Wen Han's room, and it was Shen Fanxing who opened the door, and immediately called another colleague: "Sister, don't worry, Mr. Shen overslept and opened the door for you, he doesn't even at home."

"He's not at home, my God, where can I find him? Oh, if he can't go, the director should be much more relaxed."

The little sister in Wen Han's house crushed her unrealistic fantasy with her own hands: "I saw him."

At Wen Han's house, the two sisters stopped talking at the same time.

The director heard the news as soon as he set off, and immediately asked the driver to turn around and go home, taking Suxiao Jiuxin Pills.

After Shen Fanxing finished opening the door, he left the staff of the program group aside. He sat at the dining table with a cup of hot coffee, read the newspaper, and waited for breakfast.

The staff looked at the busy figure in the kitchen and felt that it was a world of fire and ice.

Looking at Mr. Shen's face, he seems to be in a very bad mood today, and he can't help but worry that Wen Han's situation will get worse.

After getting cold for a while, Wen Han opened the kitchen door, and slowly walked towards the dining table with two bowls of hot porridge. Shen Fanxing, as if he had eyes in the back of his head, immediately put down the coffee cup and newspaper, and took the bowl over , and muttered, "So hot."

Seeing the staff, Wen Han took the initiative to ask her if she wanted a bowl too, but the staff dared to nod, seeing Mr. Shen felt that she couldn't eat anymore.

"Then I have to trouble you to wait for a while," Wen Han said, "I didn't expect to come so early today, isn't it too early to go to the airport now?"

"It's okay, you take your time. There is a meeting scene at the airport to shoot, and I'm worried about getting stuck in traffic."

The staff felt that Wen Han's attitude towards people and things should not be too comfortable. It is rumored that he is also a recognized fan in the circle, and the letters and gifts from fans are well kept, and there will be a live broadcast from time to time.

Suddenly, I feel that being a fan of Wen Han is too happy.

After they finished their meal, the two of them went to the airport in the same car. Shen Fanxing originally planned to ask Wen Han to carry two suitcases, and asked Wen Han to open the door for him when he got in the car. Wen Han originally said it was ok Cooperate.

But after eating, both of them forgot.

Shen Fanxing carried the suitcase, because Wen Han was a step slower than him in getting dressed.

Then the temperature was too low today, so as soon as the staff opened the car door, Shen Fanxing pushed Wen Han in first. The staff member was a girl, and he was a big man about 1.8 meters and he was not easy to bully others, so he put the suitcase in by himself. the trunk.

The driver, who was so frightened, hurriedly got off the driver's seat, only to catch up with Mr. Shen's chic action of closing the trunk.

Shen Fanxing got in the car and said it was too cold, the staff handed over the prepared hot milk tea from the front seat, Shen Fanxing didn't like this stuff, so he handed it to Wen Han directly.

It was only after Wen Han took the milk tea that he remembered something, he turned to look at Shen Fanxing, and the two of them communicated with each other with their eyes.

Wen Han: Did you forget something?

Shen Fanxing: Yes, I forgot.

Wen Han: It's already broken, so will you play it again?

Shen Fanxing: Forget it.

The temperature in the car rose accordingly, Shen Fanxing tugged at his clothes, and sighed: "I already understand, I'm not made to be an actor."

"But you are indeed the president." Wen Han also felt depressed, "At least you are acting in your true colors."

Shen Fanxing thought about it, for his employees and subordinates, he could still be a domineering president. Assistant Luo Te told him that once when Shen Fanxing was eating at a dinner party, his expression was full of arrogance.

It's just that the nostrils are too high.

Shen Fanxing didn't understand how celebrities pretended to be affectionate or forced to be ugly in the show. This kind of thing must be cooperated by the show crew, otherwise there will always be flaws in the camera.

Mr. Shen found it too difficult, and said to Wen Han: "If someone scolds you, I'll scold you back, anyway—" he didn't stop scolding.

"Anyway, what?" Wen Han saw through what he hadn't finished, and asked after him.

"Anyway, they don't dare to scold me," Shen Fanxing's mood cleared up again after thinking of this.

That's right, no one knew that he was Shen Fanxing in the scarf vest he used before, so it took a little effort to scold him, but now that he has "Shen Fanxing's trumpet", Internet hackers only dare to look disheartened, for fear of saying What should not be said, was picked up along the clues.

You must know that the difference between a celebrity and a big boss is that a celebrity can only make you morally condemned on the Internet, but if the boss is rich enough, he can make your life difficult.

Obviously, Shen Fanxing belonged to the absolutely rich boss.

When they arrived at the airport, the others had been chatting for a while, and they were going to board the plane in a while.

It was another long flight, everyone had fun on the plane for a while, and then began to fall asleep under the roar of the plane.

There is a time difference between City C and London, and it will be daytime when we get there, so there should be some arrangements after that, so the host also told everyone to take a break first.

Wen Han is no stranger to London. Shen Fanxing University has been an exchange student here for a while. Of course, he majored in economics. Shen Fanxing even asked him, isn't the same economics better in the United States?

Do you know how Mr. Shen answered?He thinks American English is not as good as British accent.

But when Wen Han stayed in the United States for a few years, Mr. Shen also kept silent on this topic.

Speaking of which, Wen Han has been to the UK several times, and has always wanted to visit Handel's former residence, but because of various reasons, he has never had the opportunity to go there.

This time, we must go and see, Wen Han thought.

After the plane landed, they felt the temperature in London at the beginning of spring, and the guests had high expectations for the next journey.

But the program team will not be involved in the rest of the itinerary, and the host will only come out to show the rhythm when necessary, so one of the problems everyone is facing now is to take a car to the arranged apartment.

Everyone looked at each other in blank dismay, and suddenly remembered the familiar scene.

Wu Rong kept pushing the suitcase back and forth with his hands to relieve his little anxiety: "When that one came last season, I laughed for a long time at the Qingdao-style elementary school English level. I didn't expect Feng Shui to turn around , is it my turn this time?"

Wu Rong looked at the camera very seriously: "Let me tell you, my English is definitely at the kindergarten level. I'll do the coolie, you come for this kind of thing!" He shrank back dragging his suitcase.

The English proficiency of Chen Fu and Guo Yingman is just average, of course they can speak, that is... the level of fluency, I am afraid that I will lose the face of the Chinese people.

The two of them also took a step back very tacitly.

After Zheng Yingdi saw his wife's actions, he also took a step back very consciously. Chen Fu looked at him and blinked: "Do you know why it is so difficult for us to enter the international market?"

Without waiting for Actor Zheng to answer, Wu Rong interjected: "Because the thing we are most proud of is that we have mastered our mother tongue to the top, and then we are helpless with foreign languages."

After that, it became the home of four young people again. Chen Fu smiled embarrassedly: "Suddenly found that our young people in this season are under a lot of pressure."

Song Binyan was from the School of Foreign Languages ​​before his debut, but unfortunately, he studied Arabic, a small language, and the program team has no plans to travel to Arab countries for the time being.

This is indeed a rare opportunity, but if it is not done well, it will be a big joke.

Knowing that Wen Han had studied in the United States, Song Binyan felt that he should not come out and smash his feet with his good English scores.

Jiang Xi raised her hand: "My English is not bad, I want to try."

Everyone else expressed no objection. She was going to call a few cars, and a girl from a foreign country couldn't do it, so Song Binyan took it for granted. After working for a long time, he came back and finally completed the task smoothly.

When I went to the apartment, I encountered another small problem. The guests lived on the fifth floor. There was no elevator in the apartment building, and the stairs were very narrow. People felt a little crowded when they went up, and they had to carry suitcases.

Wu Rongxian broke his face: "I suspect that the program team deliberately punished me, otherwise I said that I will be a coolie, and they will arrange such a heavy coolie for me."

Zheng Jiayi comforted him: "Anyway, with so many male colleagues, the pressure on you as a middle-aged and elderly person is not so great."

Shen Fanxing felt that it shouldn't be, Jiang Xi took the initiative to negotiate with the person in charge of the apartment after hearing this, and shook his head when he came back: "He pointed this way, indeed there is only this staircase."

Wu Rong and Zheng Jiayi had already picked up the boxes and were about to go upstairs, when Shen Fanxing saw the person in charge of the apartment appear, and then said a lot of "wow wow".

Wu Rong frowned: "What are you talking about, so fast, I can't understand a single word."

Jiang Xi was also a little distressed. She probably knew that she misunderstood the meaning of the other party, but in the series of beans popped up by the other party, she could only say "slowly" over and over again. Which sentence is problematic.

Shen Fanxing and Wen Han didn't take the initiative to say anything, Zheng Jiayi pointed it out after Jiang Xi kept confusing the other's words: "She should mean that there is an elevator entrance to the left when you go out."

Others suddenly realized.

Only then did Jiang Xi feel that she was overreaching, but of course she couldn't say anything, only Song Binyan could say it.

Song Binyan: "Actor Zheng, your English is very good. You are the most suitable for this translation job. Xiaoxi is too nervous."

Zheng Jiayi waved his hand: "My English is limited to listening, not speaking."

The host suggested that everyone go upstairs to check out the rooms. According to the rules, only Song Binyan and Jiang Xi can live in high-end suites this time, and the accommodation of other guests is ordinary double rooms.

Wu Rong and Guo Yingman were a little embarrassed. It was Shen Fanxing who built a clothesline between their two beds and put thick curtains on it to solve the problem.

At that time, everyone didn't think much of it. When watching the live broadcast of the program later, they found that many netizens were saying that it would be great if Song Binyan took the initiative to change the room at this time.

After all, the film emperors are husband and wife, so you can change them if you want, but you, Song Binyan, a young man, don’t have to live in such a good house, it’s definitely a bonus to let him out, but he didn’t, and most netizens were disappointed.

On the other hand, Shen Fanxing made a move when he said he would, and made everyone amazed at the fact that the cubicle was created in minutes.

After they packed up their salutes, it was almost time to go out for dinner. In the car, the host asked them what they thought.

Wu Rong: "My idea is to eat expensive ones."

Everyone else laughed.

Wen Han said leisurely: "Mr. Wu, your newly cut double chin is more expensive."

Chen Fu clapped her hands in applause, and looked at Wen Han with bright eyes: "Why are you so mean?"

Wen Han said frankly: "The one who is close to Zhu..." He originally wanted to explain why he and Teacher Wu were more familiar, but Shen Fanxing immediately felt a sense of crisis, and followed him to add a sentence.

Shen Fanxing said, "The pound is more expensive."

Wen Han looked at him inexplicably: "Why do you even fight to be a pig?"

Everyone laughed, and the director had to remind the host: "Stop laughing, your voice covers the voices of all the guests, and it is the worst."

The question that puzzled the director was—whether the male host has no idol baggage or what is going on, he is fine when he speaks, but looks like a mentally retarded person when he smiles.

Next time, I'll find the host again, and find someone with a pleasant smile.

The host froze with a smile on his face for a moment, almost causing the guests to misunderstand what happened.

Wu Rong smiled and said, "I want to go to the sky garden restaurant, is it more expensive?"

"Oh, yes," the host said, "in fact, in a high-end restaurant, it may cost nearly 70 pounds to order three dishes and one soup, accompanied by appetizers and table wine, not to mention foie gras, Black truffles or something."

Wu Rong nodded and said, "That's great!"

The host couldn't laugh or cry: "Mr. Wu, my subtext is that it's too expensive to afford. If it's like this every day, our three-day and four-night trip may directly shrink to two days and three nights."

Chen Fu suddenly got to Mr. Wu's order, and said to the host: "Mr. Wu means that he knows it's expensive, so we don't want foie gras and black truffle for this meal."

Wu Rong turned to Zheng Jiayi and said, "Your wife is excellent."

Zheng Jiayi is almost like a Buddha throughout the whole process. He does not speak when it is not necessary. When it is not necessary, there is almost no difference in all his shots. But when other people are chattering, he forms a contrast, which is also a highlight of the show. .

Jiang Xi now regrets being in the same group as Song Binyan. In order to compete for the camera, the two of them do a lot of things that are not easy to do. They both have the burden of being idols, and they are also the most junior among these guests. .

I don't know if there will be a chance to change partners in the later stage. She is a little envious of Guo Yingman now. She doesn't need to speak much, just cooperate with a smirk, and will be brought to many scenes because of Wu Rong's humor.

But Song Binyan also told her that it was because she was "not active enough", what a joke, both of them are following the traffic, even if they want to cooperate, it is more likely to be scolded whoever takes the initiative.

I'm afraid Song Binyan thought he was a fool.

They had a big meal on the first day, and the host complained endlessly: "The director said that he would deduct my salary, saying that if I go to be a tour guide like this, the travel company may spend money and send me to destroy the other party."

At this time, Song Binyan suddenly said, "But before Xiaoxi came, he always wanted to go to the Dorchester Hotel. It's not easy for us to come to London from afar. We should go to some more representative places."

Jiang Xi also cooperated so much that she showed a pitiful expression, but she didn't understand the words Song Binyan said at all.

Although Wu Rong doesn't like Song Binyan, as the spoof of the show, his primary accusation is to overwhelm the show crew, "Go, go!"

The host said: "That one needs to be reserved at least one month in advance."

Seeing that Wu Rong really wanted to go, Shen Fanxing said, "If you really want to go, I can handle it."

Director team: "..." I forgot about the big bug in this program, there is nothing in this world that Mr. Shen wants to do but can't do.

After discussion, the program team and the guests decided: we will arrange the best restaurants for everyone along the way, so many representative scenic spots will have to be properly chosen, and we will also arrange a goal for the guests to travel on a budget every day.

We can't blame the program team for being too fussy, they really didn't have enough budget.

What caught Wen Han by surprise was that Handel's former residence that was originally included in the itinerary was cancelled, and it was not included in any of Qiongyou's missions. Wen Han felt the hostility from the program group.

Although the malice of the program group is obviously to repay Mr. Wu's two ribs.

After returning to the apartment, Shen Fanxing wanted to talk to the program team about this matter again, but the director's assistant bit the bullet and refused on the grounds that "the director's jet lag is not reversed, he has already taken sleeping pills and fell asleep, and can't wake up".

This refusal caused the little assistant to have a nightmare all night. Mr. Shen stood aside and kept throwing money, and then a bunch of people were chasing and killing him with knives.

Shen Fanxing was not so easy to fool, he felt that the director team certainly didn't deliberately bully Wen Han, they didn't have the guts, but Shen Fanxing had to fight for Wen Han.

Instead of going back to his room to rest honestly, he turned to the person in charge of the apartment downstairs and borrowed their landline to make a call.

The director's mobile phone has international roaming due to work needs, and it costs money to answer calls, so when he picked up the phone and heard Shen Fanxing's voice, his heart ached.

"It can't be changed." The director is rare to be tough: "Actually, it's not intentional that I don't want to go, it's just that after removing a few scenic spots, this Handel's former residence and the remaining scenic spots are not on the way."

Shen Fanxing narrowed his eyes: "You talk to me like that?"

Director: "You are a guest now, and you don't have any money." Whoever has money has the final say. As for returning to China, that's another matter.

But the director gave Shen Fanxing another way of thinking: "Qianyou itself hopes that the guests can find ways to earn some money by themselves, and the guests are all versatile, so you can earn more money and go wherever you want, we won't interfere .”

"As long as it does not conflict with the recording time of the program." He added this sentence.

Shen Fanxing agreed without much thought, and then notified the director to save the phone bill.

Director: "..." Then I pretended to be asleep just now, why bother? He quickly looked at the call time displayed on the phone screen, and at 4 minutes and 53 seconds, he hung up the phone quickly.

Shen Fanxing twitched the corner of his mouth: As for what?

The itinerary for the next day was all over in the morning, leaving enough time for the guests to go on a "poor tour" in the afternoon.

Wen Han saw that everyone was going to bring out the eighteen martial arts, but neither he nor Wu Rong brought any musical instruments. Wu Rong said disapprovingly: "If you want any musical instrument, just go to the street and borrow it from a performer. Anyway, the attractions we are going to are not far from here, and the fees are also low.”

However, Wen Han felt a bit of a headache, it was a bit embarrassing to borrow things from strangers, but it was okay to ask Shen Fanxing to borrow things, but I felt sorry for him.

Shen Fanxing took him to a taxi when he went out, Wen Han was stunned: "Where did you get the money?"

"Ask the director team to borrow it first."

Wen Han asked him after getting in the car: "There is obviously a big square near here, and there are many tourists. There must be many Chinese people. They all choose to perform shows here to earn some money. Should we look far away?"

Shen Fanxing told him, "We don't do entertaining."

Wen Han's eyes widened: "Could it be that you want to..."

Shen Fanxing reported an address to the driver in English, and the driver was surprised when he spoke, and said to him: "Your English is great, it's our accent here."

Shen Fanxing said to the driver: "I have stayed here for a while to study."

Wen Han looked at Shen Fanxing: "Are you going to the rich man's street?" The address Shen Fanxing reported to him was one of the most famous rich man's streets in London.

Shen Fanxing replied: "Yes, try your luck, what if you run into someone you know?"

Wen Han: "..." In case, the chances are quite high.

Director's team: "..." In case it's not used like this.

The author has something to say: I don’t have a drop of my saved manuscripts left. I’ve been stuck with the plot and rhythm recently. irresponsible.But it won't be long by visual estimation, and the rhythm of adding more will soon resume.

By the way, the variety show part is only for the progress of the main story, so I won’t write too much space, but the interesting points I think will be given to you as a bonus.

Please pay attention to my scarf, which is temporarily set on New Year's Day. If this article can be written until the Chinese New Year, there will be benefits for the Chinese New Year~

It's getting late, I'm leaving first~