cat and mouse love affair

He brought it to her, and kept telling his ridiculous jokes, which made the middle-aged woman tremble wildly.

You said that you are such a big man, if you don't chase mosquitoes away in the front tent at night, how can you be a female celebrity like a yellow-flowered girl?Isn't this a run on me and the brat?

As expected, as soon as my mother turned her head, she began to educate me and the kid: "You see how sensible he is, learn from him..." Then she turned her head and said to Mao Mao: "Look, staying abroad I’ve been here for two years, and I’m an adult now. When I came to our house, I looked about the same age as Haonan, but now I’m mature.” After a while of feeling, I looked at me again: “Why do you think our Haonan still looks like Like a child?"

Maomao smiled unnecessarily: "He has graduated now, he will mature when he exercises in the society."

I just want to vomit blood!

Mom, I’m not talking about you, don’t you put those ridiculously expensive things on your body all day long, don’t you hope that you can smile when your sisters praise you for looking young?I, your son, have honorably inherited your everlasting youthful baby face, why aren't you happy?Besides, an immature face does not mean that the mind is also naive.I'll scare you by telling you what your youngest son is doing, and you'll still say we're immature when the time comes!

I'm relying on the little ghost to say this, but he is gesturing on his body with the lucky rope bribed by Mao Mao.You are just that promising!At this moment of common honor and disgrace, what are you doing!So I poked him quietly.

He finally saw my fiery eyes and said, "Brother, what do you think I wear it on my feet?"

I bother!

A warrior who upholds the truth always fights alone!But the "enemy" has begun to relish new topics around the atmosphere of the Dragon Boat Festival in foreign countries.

"I...I'd better go and help make zongzi..." Soldiers are occasionally ignored.

In the kitchen, the aunts, uncles and aunts at home talked and laughed together to make zongzi.

"Hey, I'm here to help." Looking at the materials on the table, I couldn't start, I fumbled here and there.

While stuffing glutinous rice into the rice dumpling leaves, the auntie pulled my hand out of the peanut bowl with chopsticks without looking up.

"Don't make trouble, just play."

"Ouch!" It turns out that the aunt is still a hidden martial arts master, and the one who strikes is fast, accurate and ruthless!Good guy, I've been lied to for more than 20 years. "Auntie, aren't you born to grandma?"

"You mean Sazi?"

"Is it because I was not born to my mother? Or why are you so cruel?"

"You talk nonsense again! This time baby!" Said the trick "Shadow Chopstick Head" and pointed at me again.

A hero doesn't suffer from immediate losses. I jumped out of her attack range with a "kite turn" and made a grimace. It's good that they can't beat the enemy.

Now I'm really besieged on all sides, can't you hide from me if you can't provoke me?I'll find a quiet corner to play deep!

I was so depressed about the lunch at noon, the atmosphere was like I was raised by this family.Mom and aunts kept stuffing delicious food into the cat bowl.

You see that he is so fat, why give him a clip?Is it necessary to harm others to make clothes by spending two feet more cloth?

After a while, my last line of defense, my uncle, finally fell.The two of them actually started to exchange glasses.After drinking enough, my uncle patted him on the shoulder and said, "Young man, not bad!"

Mao Mao smiled smugly at me, laughing so hard that I wanted to pinch his flushed face.

When he was drunk, his mother started to gossip: "Xiao Bin, are your parents okay?"

It's really uncreative to start with such an old-fashioned topic.But my mother is my mother, she is worthy of being the younger sister of a "martial arts master", and her Tai Chi magic is also superb. In less than three rounds, the topic became: "Is your previous girlfriend still dating?"

Mao Mao smiled stupidly: "No, I changed my partner." I couldn't tell whether he was blushing or drinking.

My mother seemed to have dug up a pirate's treasure, her eyes lit up immediately, she was very professional in the question, and the aunt who didn't do a street household check after retirement was really a talent.I could feel my back going numb and cold.

Maomao is really stable, even if my mother bombards me indiscriminately and makes insinuations, he just smirks and doesn't speak when he encounters a critical point.Originally, he gave his mother the impression that he was "stable and introverted". After several unsuccessful attempts, my mother finally gave up on this topic.

Maomao winked at me, watching me sweating profusely as I planed rice.

On the way back, the cool weather due to the rain was very comfortable. Presumably the drunk Maomao could understand it better, because he looked very happy.

"Your family is so happy." He said suddenly.

"Really?" I didn't care.

"Yeah." He nodded, without looking at me, and continued to look into the distance with wandering eyes.

"It's not complete, are you still happy?" I'm not raising an argument or complaining, but I really have this question.

"Now that you are all happy, is this happiness?" From the tone of his voice, it seemed that he was also asking himself. "The so-called completeness in the popular concept has no meaning."

I didn't answer because I also thought he was right.

When I took the key to open the door, he put his head on my shoulder from behind. From his alcoholic breath, I knew he was a little drunk.

I don't know if it was for this reason, but he suddenly said, "What if I just answered your mother that you are my partner?"

I was taken aback, before my brain could react, I couldn't help but smile: "Haha, then they must know that you are drunk!"

The cat also followed me and laughed.

Extra Story 9 Medicinal Bath

On the day of the Dragon Boat Festival, my mother hung a lot of herbs and other things at the gate of our house, saying that they were used to drive away evil spirits and avoid evil.

Early this morning, she called and told me to go home and take a bath, saying that a large pot of potion had been boiled with those herbs.Knowing that Maomao is going back to the front line today, he specifically asked me to take him to wash it, saying that it can prevent infectious diseases.

I vaguely remember that my grandma washed me and the little ghost in this way when I was young, and I really gradually forgot about it when I grew up.I asked my mother how she remembered this old custom, and she said that this year's disaster is relatively serious, and it is always good to exorcise evil spirits.

The little ghost washed it yesterday, so today I will wash it with the cat.I said, look at how kind my mother is to you, and treats you like her own son.

Every time this happens, he laughs a lot.

I don't hate the strong herbal smell in the bathroom, but I think it's the smell of medicine.I took off my clothes and poured a spoonful of the medicine on my body, and the medicine fragrance wafted away.At this time, there was a cat knocking on the door.

"Open the door quickly, I'll come too, hehe!"

"Hey! Who agreed to your coming! Wait until I finish washing!"

"My mother agreed. I said I would wipe your back for you, and she agreed. She also said that it would be bad if the potion was cold, and asked me to make bubbles with you, haha!"

This guy is used to pretending to be a good baby in front of his mother and children. How could she think that this guy is a hidden pervert?

"What's the matter? Didn't we often take a shower together in the team?" This is his trump card, and he will say this every time he trespasses in the bathroom.

As soon as he came in, he took off all his clothes within 5 seconds. Although he has not behaved in any way yet, his smirk made me very uncomfortable.

So I kind of wanted to play a prank.While he wasn't paying attention, I scooped up a ladle of the potion and poured it over his head and face.

"Ah! Eyes! Eyes!" he cried, covering his face.

I seem to have gotten the medicine into my eyes, and his eyes are the most irritating!

"Are you okay?" I quickly turned around and took the shower head to give him a shower.

"I lied to you." The moment I turned around, he suddenly hugged me from behind and whispered in my ear.

He was not an ordinary hug, but clamped his hands together from his shoulders, because he knew that I would definitely resist.

"Damn! Let go!" I struggled hard, not because I was uncomfortable, but because my self-esteem didn't allow me to be hugged like a girl.

Hehe, the two of us have always been so awkward.

"Mouse, you've really lost weight..." It was still in the ear, so weak that it was almost breathless.

I rely on!You do it again!

Every time he speaks with a slightly hoarse voice and an octave-low tone, he will directly hit the itchy and numb place in my heart like a laser rake, and he always loves to be in my most sensitive ear, deliberately letting me I feel his breath in my ears.

This is definitely sexual harassment!I rely on!Depend on!Depend on! !

But although I've realized this, I haven't found a good defense method yet, so I can't help but feel powerless after struggling.

"Don't move, let me hug you like this, it will be fine in a while..."

We poured the potion into the bathtub and diluted it with water, and soaked it together.

so comfortable!

We sat face to face and began to chat about what we had seen and heard these days.We talked about his study and life in Australia, his achievements in eradicating mosquitoes on the front line, and the trip to the Olympics in August.

"Mice, have you ever thought about telling your parents about us?" He suddenly started the conversation.

In fact, we have discussed this topic more than once before, but to no avail.

"I haven't thought about it yet, what about you?" Maomao is an only child, and I think he should have more family burdens.

"When I called my parents, I mentioned this a little bit, at least they were very open-minded verbally, hehe." He seemed to be smiling at all times in front of me. "By the way, Kevin and Marc