Yin fate has a share

Next what is a human being. After a slight pause, Miao Fu stretched out his hand and gestured to his left hand side, "But this is a cross talk, so there should be a joke."I will simply change it today, and tell everyone that it is a stand-up.Everyone is entitled to listen to it as a story, this story is called... "Sideways". "

The mountain spirits and demons under the stage are very supportive, and there is not much difference between the audience on the usual seats. I don’t know if they have done their homework in advance or what, anyway, they are quite open in front of the ancient gods, not at all. cautious.The applause and cheers are good, and the three-story theater building is a good place to talk about cross talk from top to bottom, from the inside to the outside.

Miao Fu stood alone on the stage and swayed freely. Starting from the people around him, he began to talk about wine.As a human, there will always be some opportunities to drink, and the amount of alcohol is always different.The ones who are light in quantity will get drunk after a few cups, crying, laughing, making trouble, singing, everything.For example, that so-and-so and that-so-so, he mentioned Wang Sheng while talking.

"Let me talk about Mr. Wang Sheng again. These are all real things. If Mr. Wang is here, you will have to push me out after hearing this. Now that he is not here, I will give you a secret rubbing Let’s break the news, and remember that no one should tell it. One time, Teacher Wang was drunk and stood under the street lamp to knock. Duangduangduangduangduangduangduang. I went over and asked, and I said, what are you doing?” start learning.

Of course, these contents were arranged early in the morning, and I have talked to Wang Sheng countless times on and off the stage. I just want to talk about it and listen to it, and no one will seriously complain.Without the usual response around him, Miao Fu had no choice but to salvage the never-to-be-returned morals by himself, covering his mouth, coughing or something, and mentioning "If Teacher Wang is here" from time to time, everything will be fine. .

After Wang Sheng finished speaking, Miao Fu began to talk about the main story.The young man whose job was not going well and who was dismissed by his boss countless times used alcohol to drown his sorrows, and gradually drank all the invincible hands in the world, becoming a "clean street seedling" that everyone knows.Until one day, an old man with a white beard who was sloppy and lost came to the door and threatened that as long as he drank a glass of wine called Zui Sheng Meng Shi and then did three things for himself, he could spend more than 7 million yuan in his family fortune. hands on...

The audience laughed out loud when he said "in this room" (※ note), and then they were made to cry when they cried later.Surrounding a small cup of "drunken life, dreaming and dying", there are so many bizarre experiences, in which bitterness and sweetness are bitter, hot, sour and sweet, a pillow of yellow rice and a dream of Nanke.

"How is this wine?" Miao Fu picked up the ending, and raised a wine glass out of thin air, "How is this wine?" His eyes swept across the magnificent theater building in front of him, and the countless audiences on the theater building, He raised his voice again and asked, "How is this wine?!"

Watching such a performance, the mountain spirits all around were so impressed.There are too many things in the stories he told, hidden in the laughter and scolding, some are familiar to them, and some are not familiar to them.Even if one has cultivated in the world for hundreds of thousands of years, one may not be able to penetrate human emotions and understand what human beings are.

This is what they are human, this is what it is to be human.

Although true and false cannot be generalized, a window suddenly opened in my heart.

"The four walls of wine, sex, wealth, and energy hide many charms inside. Whoever can jump out of the wall will be immortal!" Miao Fu finished reciting these four lines aloud, and bowed with both hands clasped in fists.This scene of "Sideways" ends here!

※Note: "In this (zhuo) xiang (qiang)", I can't write in dialect, so I just use these two words...you just know what I know.

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"Okay!" Shouts of applause followed one after another, and all the audience couldn't help standing up and applauding him, even Jingwei and Qunqing were no exception.The two of them stood up and applauded Miao Fu, especially the eldest lady who stood out immediately.

According to the usual practice, Miao Fu bowed and took another step forward, and then came back to talk about a short encore.

"Well, I'm really flattered by everyone's warm welcome. Everyone knows that cross talk is an art, and it's about talking, learning and singing. I can't perform it for everyone for a while. I will definitely show you cross talk when I have the opportunity in the future. Charm. To be honest, before I came here, I was a little... nervous!" He coughed and sighed, "Although Teacher Wang didn't push me out this time, I still remember it honestly. The pronunciation of this word, his teaching to me is really fresh and deep in my memory. Friends, this is a lot of things, and it will be fun to say it in front of Teacher Wang. Then everyone will know, standing next to me What a beautiful mood to be so flattering and sarcastic."

Jingwei accepted his words with a smile. "I believe that no one can understand this feeling better than Mr. Wang. Since Mr. Wang didn't come this time, and the night is already deep, I'm really sorry that Mr. is tired day and night. Why don't we send Mr. back first, and invite him next time Make up for this encore? I just wonder if Mr. Wang will be happy to attend the appointment?"

"Since that's the case, Sake will go back and ask Mr. Wang. I don't know how to contact you?"

Miao Fu already felt the enthusiasm and friendliness of this group of non-human beings, which was simply beyond imagination.It seems that it is not dangerous to perform here, he thinks it is not bad to develop the cross talk career, and maybe unintentionally save a few goblins who have gone astray.I can safely drag Wang Sheng together, presumably he will not let go of this opportunity.Originally, he planned to confess to Wang Sheng when he returned from here.

"I believe Qunqingmei has her own arrangements. Jingwei has a string of white bodhi here." Jingwei raised his hand, and a string of pure white bracelets flew steadily towards Miaofu. Giving it to others is entirely up to Mr. Li's preference."

Miao Fu thanked him and put the bracelet in his hand.The round beads are warm and moist, with a luster like jade, and they seem to emit a faint white light when held in the hand. One can tell that they are precious treasures.

"It's a pity that Qunqing doesn't have any good treasures here." The woman in Tsing Yi curled her lips into a smile, "There is only a bronze noble, which is a drinking utensil from the Warring States Period. Will Mr. Unknown accept it?"

"Ah, ma'am, I appreciate your kindness! I dare not take this!" Miao Fu quickly declined, "This is a cultural relic, and it is against the law to take it. The police station will have to check my watch later. I used to say that it was a party member. I've been through a lot, and if I take it, it won't work even if I post a note saying "it's not mine"..."

"Forget it, next time I will prepare some more suitable gifts and present them together. Mr. Wang, please don't blame Qunqing for being rude."

"Don't dare, seeing everyone's support, it's too late for me, Miao Fu, to be grateful."

"Thank you for your performance today, sir. I hope to see Mr. Wang and your husband standing together on the theater building soon." Qunqing greeted the little crow, "Wu Zhi, see you off for your husband, let's go back."

Amidst the sound of farewell, the little crow was still in charge of sending him to the sedan chair, and the animals who accompanied him when he came here consciously followed the sedan chair, happily sending him back along the extraordinary road full of lanterns.The little crow raised his flute and played a new song.

Something like a mirror appeared before the eyes again, and the little crow walked through it to the other side first.The sedan chair followed behind and flew over smoothly.It was dark around him, only a light sprinkled from the top of the front, illuminating the entire stage.I have already returned to the theater, and sure enough, everything is going very smoothly, and it is worthwhile for me to go through this experience.

"Sir, I will contact you again. In the future, sending invitations and other things will be done by me. It was a little green snake last time. Didn't scare you... I hope you will remember when you see me next time." Open the window for me."

"Okay, okay, definitely."

As he spoke, the little crow suddenly looked over Miao Fu's shoulders to the stage behind.He took a small step to the side and bowed respectfully.

Miao Fu intuitively felt that something was wrong, he turned his head abruptly.Standing in the corner of the stage at the end of the lights was none other than himself who said the Wang Sheng that he had recited countless times during this scene.

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The little crow didn't say anything more, he saluted Miao Fu respectfully, followed the sedan chair and slowly retreated behind the mirror.It is better to leave the explanation to Mr.It wasn't until these strange things completely disappeared and the theater returned to its original clean appearance that Wang Sheng shifted his gaze to Miao Fu.

What are those?What is the relationship with Miao Fu?Isn't he afraid?Or have you been in touch for a long time?How much has he kept from himself?

"My dear, what are you doing here? Didn't I say I'll explain it to you when it's dawn? Why are you in a hurry." Miao Fu walked towards the light with his hands clasped.He wasn't quite sure how his partner was feeling right now, so he could only carefully look at Wang Sheng's expression and make wild guesses.But the other party just stared at him expressionlessly, never saying a word, Miao Fu felt more and more startled every time he took a step closer.

"I'm going to explain this to you right away. After all, it's a strange thing, so I deliberately chose a daytime. I swear to God that today is definitely the first time a big girl gets on the sedan chair! Baby, you can ask anything you want OK, I'm sure I'll tell you everything. So let's get started now, right away