Get out of the way, Tiga is getting bigger [Comprehensive British and American]

Black Widow and Captain America looked at each other with surprise in their eyes.

Hawkeye opened his lips, feeling a little broken: "So we brought a—— a child to the battlefield?"

"Clinton, doesn't your conscience hurt when you use the word 'child'?" Tony accused.Seeing the reactor on his chest with one hand, you can tell by his heartbroken look—whether Hawkeye's conscience hurts or not, Tony's conscience just hurts.

This is not a child, this is still a baby!

"Giant baby?" The black widow tilted her head, her expression was very subtle, and it took her a long time to spit out the word hesitantly.

Incisive!An Chunzhi almost wanted to applaud.

"Then Xiaodi... How old are your races generally to be able to participate in combat? I mean like yesterday—fighting monsters and the like?" Tony didn't give up, struggling to ask.

"Uh... the youngest." An Chunzhi recalled the youngest one in so many Ultraman dramas he had watched, his eyes wandered, "About 16 years old."

The algorithm converted into human age is [-] years old?Only Ultraman who is at least [-] years old can fight monsters!

Tony covered his face in pain.

"Captain, what's the matter with you?" Dr. Banner, who was sitting next to Steve, leaned forward a lot and asked with some concern.Everyone turned their attention immediately, and only then did they see Steve's expressionless expression.

"I actually taught Di Jia how to fight." Steve had a complex expression, he was so shocked and condemned that he was speechless, "I just watched him being beaten by Gorzan yesterday!"

"I laughed at him for not knowing how to fight." Hawkeye answered with a bit of pain, raised his head and sincerely apologized to An Chunzhi, "Sorry, it's normal for you to not know how to fight at your age."

"And me." Dr. Banner admitted honestly in a low voice.

"May I ask... what do your newborn Ultramans usually do?" The black widow's face subconsciously flashed a trace of old mother's worry and sorrow, "I don't think you need a baby bottle or a toy." What does it look like?"

"We didn't seem to have asked Di Jia's interests or hobbies before." Steve said thoughtfully, "I didn't have time to ask the first two times."

"Uh..." An Chunzhi was at a loss for words, not knowing how to answer.

Natasha's attitude towards him has obviously eased a lot. Before, she seemed to be on guard against unknown creatures, but now she has started to worry about whether he needs toys?Even the voice of speaking has softened!

Is this special treatment for small children?

"You forgot that they feed on photosynthesis." Tony interjected, also thinking about the suggestion, "Xiao Di, do you like small robots? I can make you a smarter one."

"I can tell bedtime stories. Dijia, the fairy tales on Earth are also very interesting, do you want to listen?" Hawkeye eagerly added, "Don't worry, we won't laugh at you just because you look old. If you're interested, just let us know."

Hawkeye is already the father of two children, and this is the time when fatherly love is strong.Tony has always spoiled minors.Black Widow has a special complex because she can't have her own children because of her special agent training when she was a child.This is not to mention Dr. Banner, who is in love with his girlfriend but can't get in touch with him because of his identity as the Hulk. The child is just a distant dream.

After all the calculations, only Captain America and Thor who went home in the entire Avengers have no obsession with children.

But the captain is still feeling guilty right now—they brought the child to the battlefield.It's still Captain America, the all-American moral model, who teaches people to fight!

"No, no, no, no, no, it's not that exaggerated, it's all just for fun!"

The more An Chunzhi listened, the more he felt that something was wrong. This was too outrageous. He hurriedly comforted this group of teammates who were suddenly overwhelmed with emotions. This time of more than 17 million years. Because I am a light body."

Tony took a breath, clutching his forehead and looking even more headache: "... If you count those times, you are now [-] years old. The difference between these two numbers is too big, right?"

Hawkeye recalled Dijia's clumsy appearance yesterday when he couldn't fight, and suddenly thought: "Then this is... the old baby?"

"Hey!" An Chunzhi couldn't laugh or cry.

What the hell is the old baby? !

He raised his hands and pressed down in the air, and made the final decision: "Forget it, whether it is the age of Ultraman or the age of humans, you all think that I am 17 years old. Although the age of humans is a bit young , but it doesn’t count that way, after all, we are of different races, and of course my mental level will not be the same as your baby’s.”

He turned the subject back: "Continue to fill out the medical examination form, I'm still waiting to learn fighting with the captain. I must gain some experience before the next monster comes."

Tony and the black widow looked at each other, and the expression of pity and love for the baby was barely restrained.

It feels inappropriate to let Tiga continue to fight monsters, but it is also necessary for Tiga to learn some basic fighting things, at least he can protect himself.

"Hmm...According to what you said just now, those monsters you knew in the super ancient civilization are very likely to appear one after another?" Steve asked in confirmation.

"Yes, Dormammu from the dark dimension has woken up. He has always wanted to get the earth, so he should continue to send monsters to the earth one after another." An Chunzhi said what the Ancient One said that day. , "I guess the main goal of the monster should be New York. After all, New York has the most superheroes. If he wants to get the earth, the first step is to eradicate our obstacles."

Steve stood up abruptly.

The Avengers cast surprised looks at him, and the blond young man with big breasts realized something, and quickly explained: "——I just went to the bathroom."

"So is it very likely that the ruler of darkness, Gatanjae, will also appear?" Black Widow turned her head, frowning and continued to ask.

"Very likely." An Chunzhi nodded.

Seeing that they had been talking, the words in the air rippled and spread out, and the medical examination form was turned into a touch-screen handwriting mode by Jarvis.

"Oh, thank you." An Chunzhi began to fill in the data in the column of weight.

——He neatly wrote down [-] tons.

"One hundred thousand tons..." Hawkeye clicked his tongue, "How did you come back by car with us that day?!"

"I don't know, but this seems to be Ultraman's racial talent?" An Chunzhi was a little embarrassed, "Although he weighs a lot, he can walk or control himself in normal times, so as not to crush other things as much as possible. "

He froze suddenly, and said apologetically, "I'm going to the bathroom too."

An Chunzhi hurriedly stood up, walked through the small living room, turned a corner and found the bathroom, just in time to meet Captain America who came out.

Steve smiled and nodded at him, and the two walked past each other.

An Chunzhi walked in calmly, locked the door, and carefully checked that there were no detection devices around, then quickly changed back to a human figure and took out the phone from his pocket.

[Boxing coach]: "Donuts, uh... that might be awkward to say."

[Boxing coach]: "Do you intend to open a store in another city? I don't think New York...is quite worthy of your store. #况成木旝#"

An Chunzhi: "???"

Did the boxing coach drink fake alcohol today?

He suppressed his bewilderment and continued to look down.

[Boxing coach]: "Look at New York now...it's big and messy. It's not a downtown street and there's not much traffic. You can't make much money. There are always all kinds of...serial murders, shootings Case, many gangsters also like to find Chinese people! There was such a big monster yesterday, how dangerous it is! That's why I thought... Do you want to change the city?"

[Boxing coach]: "I think San Francisco is very good. It has been rated as the most favorite city in the United States. It is said that the safety index is also high! #被节吃蓝蓝#"

An Chunzhi was in a delicate mood.

It's really safe.From New York to San Francisco, you can almost cross the entire United States.Did the boxing coach find a city farthest from New York?

Sure enough, the coach was still frightened by his missing yesterday.

But An Chunzhi absolutely cannot leave New York.Originally, the energy consumed by his teleportation in various sections of New York was acceptable, but once he left the city to extend the distance, the energy required for teleportation would consume a lot.

He can't fight now, so he still has to save energy.

[Donut]: "Don't worry, coach. Mr. Watson in my store has also practiced boxing and shooting, and he is usually enough to protect me. As for yesterday's incident, it was also an emergency... The refuge of the people of New York It's not like you don't know the ability."

[Donut]: "Relax, yesterday's situation won't happen again."

An Chunzhi stared at the phone screen and waited for a while after posting, but no one replied, but footsteps came from outside the door again.

He quickly put away his phone and changed back to Dijia, opened the door and went out, pretending to be washing his hands.

Steve's face was reflected in the mirror in front of the sink, and the blond young man couldn't help explaining to him: "I seem to have a bad stomach."

After speaking, Steve hurried into the door again.

An Chunzhi slowly walked back to the small living room, pointed to the direction behind him, and asked with some strangeness and concern: "So super soldiers can also eat bad stomachs? Then can he teach me fighting in a while?"

"We can do without the captain."

Hawkeye raised his hand, "What you need now is only basic skills, and everyone here can teach you this."

He said with a cool expression: "After fighting so many times, it's not like we haven't learned anything."

"Then let Tony teach Tiga." Black Widow suggested.

"Me?" Tony, who was slumped on the sofa, immediately raised his head in surprise, "Although I'm not unhappy, I'm just curious—why me? I shouldn't be the first choice, right?"

"To be precise—I should be No.1 from the bottom?" He was very self-aware.

"The person teaching needs to have more combat experience." The black widow said with a delicate expression.

——Tony demolished his building every day, and the fight probably almost turned into a physical reaction.

"Banner is fine." Tony stretched out his finger, pointing to Dr. Banner.

Hulk's fight is based on physical reaction!

"But the person who teaches has to be very patient. What if Bruce is so angry that he turns into a Hulk during the teaching?" The black widow was a little tactful.

——As soon as Tony got into his laboratory, he would not eat or drink for days and nights. No one was more patient than him.

"Hey, Xiaona." Dr. Banner smiled wryly.

"Are you kidding, Natasha?" Tony glanced at Black Widow in disbelief, "Who doesn't know that you are the most patient one in the Avengers?"

"—Not only patient, but also careful." He added.

The black widow saw that he was still not enlightened, so she had to say impatiently: "The most important thing is that the person who teaches Di Jia must be deeply trusted by him, have a good relationship with him, and be able to receive guidance faster without any barriers. !Tony, do you think there is such a person in the Avengers?"

Tony slumped on the sofa for a moment, blinked his eyes in confusion, and murmured:

"...Of course there is."

"Ok?"

Hawkeye hummed a questioning syllable from his nasal cavity.

Tony glanced at his teammates again, and immediately jumped up from the sofa with great energy.He tugged on his tie in a high-spirited way, and with a rosy complexion, he shouted as a matter of course: "Is there a need to ask? Of course it's me!"

"—Come on, Xiaodi! Let me teach you!"

The author has something to say:

Seeing the last chapter, many people did not understand how age is calculated, and thought I was wrong, no.

The most important point is that everyone should not use the human point of view as the subject, because An An is 17 years old at the age of Ultraman (without the sleep of more than 3000 million years), this will not change, he came here and the system set it for him Even Altman is 17 years old, so his body has been adjusted accordingly.That's why he usually claims to be 17 years old.

But in fact, if it is more serious, the age of Altman is the theme.Then he has to think about how old his human age is after being converted.