Get out of the way, Tiga is getting bigger [Comprehensive British and American]

An Chunzhi was slowly carried into the store with his eyes closed, and the familiar bell rang in his ears.Immediately afterwards, Sherlock's deep and pleasant voice sounded: "You're back? What's wrong with the boss?"

Strange replied in a low voice: "It should be too tired, I'll send him back to the bedroom, you remember to delete the surveillance."

"—the monitoring has to be deleted again."

Sherlock's voice was somewhat reluctant, followed by a slight meow.

Well, the above all come from An Chunzhi's guess, the real situation is - the voices of Strange and Sherlock are exactly the same, when he listens with his eyes closed, he really can't tell the difference, it all depends on the content of the words to guess.

Filled with embarrassment, An Chunzhi was carried to the bedroom on the second floor by Strange, and was carefully stuffed into the soft and comfortable quilt. Then there was a sound of Strange rummaging around on the second floor.

"Strange, is there no water here? No drinks?" Strange said to himself with some disgust.After a while of silence, there was a faint sound of sparks peeling off in the air, and An Chunzhi also heard the sound of pouring water.

Sherlock on the first floor suddenly raised his voice and condemned angrily: "Strange! Time and space gates are not allowed in the store! Monitor yourself and delete them!"

Oh, it must be that Strange opened a time-space portal and brought up the kettle on the first floor.

To be honest, this spell is extremely convenient.

An Chunzhi felt that it was time for him to "wake up", but he never thought about how to wake up after pretending to sleep.Remember how it was played on TV?

First the fingers trembled, then the eyelashes trembled, and then there was an unconscious moan(?), which attracted people's attention and then woke up slowly?

...It's a bit too contrived!

But is it too fake to just open your eyes?It looks like it's fake!

An Chun was stumped by this question for a while, and didn't know how to open her eyes more naturally after struggling for a long time.He vaguely heard footsteps and returned to the bedroom, Strange put a glass of water on the bedside table.

"What kind of water is this? It's actually red? It also smells weird." Strange was silent for a while, but still couldn't help muttering, "I just... have a taste first? Awake."

He looked at An Chunzhi carefully again, and felt relieved: "Well, I really didn't wake up."

— Strange!I'm afraid you failed the mage assessment, right?I am awake!

But An Chunzhi didn't dare to move.

In the quiet bedroom, the sound of drinking water slowly came out. Strange clicked his lips after drinking, and he was very happy: "It's very sweet? What kind of water is this? It's really delicious. "

There are three spoons of honey in the jujube and wolfberry water, can it be sweet?

"..." An Chunzhi felt that he should hold out for a while, it would be too embarrassing if he woke up now.

But waiting and waiting, the exhaustion after exhaustion combined with the comfort brought by the soft quilt and the quiet darkness made An Chunzhi fall asleep unconsciously.

When he became conscious again, the lowered voices of the two identical voices rang in his ears.

"You wake up Boss Ann." I really don't know if it was Strange or Sherlock who said this sentence.

"Why don't you go?" Another voice sounded impatient.

"I'll eat and stay. If you're hungry, you can eat the sandwiches in the store, can you?" It seems that it was Sherlock who spoke.

"I don't mind a hungry meal." Strange sneered, and said with disdain, "Just for a meal, Ann... the boss who hasn't rested yet? I want to applaud you .”

"The relationship between you two became so good after you went out?" Sherlock's voice became more suspicious, "I thought you would be eager to wake him up immediately?"

Strange threw off his cloak unhappily, and didn't answer directly.

An Chunzhi was also curious about the answer, but obviously Strange didn't intend to say it.He is a little sorry.

"Meow—" The little white cat's tender cry sounded again.The bed sank, and then there was a squirm on the quilt.

It was the little white cat who was put on the bed.

"Let Melba call." Sherlock said lightly, watching the excitement is no big deal.

"What's it called—" Strange was so frightened that his liver and gallbladder were torn apart before he could finish his questioning sentence.

"Aww!" An Chunzhi opened his eyes wide again in pain, and suddenly covered his chest, curled up under the blanket tremblingly, unable to say a word.It was the little white cat who used his chest as a springboard and jumped directly onto the head of the bed.He squatted down innocently and began to lick his paws.

...Very well, now he doesn't have to worry about which posture he should use to wake up.

An Chunzhi thought with tears in her eyes.

The cat I brought back has to be licked even on my knees!

"Boss Ann! Are you okay?!" Strange asked quickly.He was frightened and shocked again, his expression was complicated and distorted, and his usual aloof appearance completely collapsed.

I can't tell whether it's because the idols he worships are usually so weak and his three views are shattered, or because the idols are so easy to be kicked by cats so that he almost vomits blood. It seems that there is a little contrast.

"It's all right... are you hungry? It seems that it's time for dinner too." An Chunzhi reluctantly waved his hand and sat up from the bed.Looking up, the glass on the bedside table was filled with a glass of honey-red water.

He gave Strange a deep look: "Who poured this water for me?"

"..." Strange tensed up, staring at the window and said lightly, "You think too much. It's because I was thirsty just now, and I haven't had time to drink the water I poured."

"Oh." An Chunzhi nodded as if in a daze, and then said narrowly, "I'm too tired, let's go out to eat tonight. It's a pity that you won't be able to taste my cooking for a while."

"I don't think you can make any delicious food. I can't wait to go out to eat." Sherlock put his hands in his pockets, with a calm and disgusted expression on his face.

——Sure enough, they are two awkward ghosts!

Since you don't want to eat, what did you ask Strange to wake me up just now?

An Chunzhi felt more and more interesting to live with these two arrogant and vicious-tongued awkward guys.

After teasing, he still cooked a meal.In order to take care of the two people with British and American tastes, he made a sweet and sour pork ribs, a slightly spicy Kung Pao chicken, served with egg fried rice and light mushroom tofu soup, which is today's dinner.

Around the square table in the small living room on the second floor, there were three people sitting around it today, and the table was even more crowded with plates and bowls.An Chunzhi didn't know where to fit in the large Iron Man model who had dinner with him before.

The house is really lively like never before.

An Chunzhi sighed, and habitually took out his mobile phone to take a photo, intending to post it on his personal website to show to the boxing coach—he just saw the news in the chat room and swiped the screen again.

[Boxing Coach]: "Donut, are you hiding?"

[Boxing Coach]: "...donut, did you escape?"

[Boxing Coach]: "Donut, it's been three hours since the monster was wiped out. You..."

[Boxing coach]: "It's getting dark, did you get separated from your phone when you were hiding?"

[Boxing coach]: "#弱在墙角#, #waiting#, #waiting#."

[Boxing coach]: "...donuts."

[Boxing Coach]: "..."

An Chunzhi suddenly covered his forehead in panic.

Oops, I forgot to report to the boxing coach today!

He fell asleep right after he came back, almost a day has passed, the boxing coach wouldn't think that he—he was killed, right?

[Donuts]: "I'm so sorry! #恐得抱相了自己# Coach! I'm fine, don't worry!"

[Donut]: "I just... just got frightened in the morning, so I fell asleep and didn't wake up until just now! I didn't come to say to you... I'm sorry! #食手手#"

An Chunzhi typed more and more slowly, anxiously waiting for the boxing coach to reply.

Little did he know that in the Avengers Building on the other side, the air pressure in his body was extremely low since he came back, and the other Avengers were too scared to celebrate. The eyes of Captain America suddenly lit up, and the expression on his face became very incredible and happy. Depressed and sad.

[Boxing coach]: "Doughnuts!! It's great that you're okay! #泪泽泽泽#"

This news was also sent out immediately after more than ten seconds. Captain America was really frightened by his little netizens.

"How is it? Looking at this expression, you are sure you are safe?" Hawkeye asked quickly.

They were tortured miserably.Not to mention rushing back after fighting the monsters so hard, Tony originally wanted to have a party to relax, but who knew that Captain America's expression became gloomy after watching the phone, almost dripping water.

Who doesn't know that Captain America has a good temper?This is the first time I have seen such an extremely bad mood!

Throughout the afternoon, no matter who passed by Captain America, they had to hold their breath, be careful, and dare not speak loudly.In the end, it was the "confidant sister" Black Widow who made a conversation in the past and got out the information that the donut that the captain liked was now in doubt.Only then did the others suddenly realize.

No wonder, so I can't blame the captain for being in such a bad mood.

Anyone can see how sticky Captain and donuts have been lately.

After waiting for a long time in the afternoon, Captain America even agreed to Jarvis to check the address of the donut.Because it was a chat room and it was offline, I finally got an approximate location—near No.15 Avenue in Queens.

He was about to rush over by plane and wanted to find donuts on the spot, when a message in the chat room came.

Captain America softened his expression and nodded to the Avengers.

"Jarvis, cancel the scheduled flight, you don't need to go." He said in a relaxed tone.

The black widow looked a little subtle, and asked tentatively: "Steve, you really don't need to meet him?"

Captain America smiled and shook his head, and changed the subject somewhat unnaturally: "...we are just netizens. And Natasha, didn't you say last time... there is a way to solve my current situation, but it will take a while Tell me again? Can you do it now?"

"Not now." Black Widow resolutely refused.

Just kidding, asking the captain to confirm the relationship between the two parties is of course to make one of them jealous.Now that Donut has just suffered such a big shock, and then suddenly suffered such a blow, isn't it really the rhythm of breaking up?

The Black Widow wants to bring people together, not tear them apart.

"Okay." Captain America was a little disappointed, but he didn't force it.

By the second day.

Captain America, who was still immersed in that kind of complicated thoughts, soon lost the mood to continue thinking - because Tiga took the initiative to come to the Avengers Building and wanted to ask the captain to continue teaching him how to fight.

This matter is not only concerned by Steve and Tony, but also by other Avengers.

"Do a physical examination first. Only by fully understanding your physical condition can I teach you better." Tony suggested.

Black Widow nodded first.

If Director Fury, who is very worried about this matter, knows that Di Jia has had a medical examination, he will be crazy with joy.Finally, there is a place where I can learn a little about Dijia's situation.

"Okay." An Chunzhi agreed.

Tony is right, and Dijia's physical data will always be exposed in the future, there is nothing to hide.

Jarvis responded by projecting an empty body data sheet into the air in the small living room.

An Chunzhi looked at it and began to dictate: "Name, Ultraman Tiga."

"Race, Ultraman. Also known as the Giant of Light? Well, this one is not important, anyway, civilization has been destroyed."

Dr. Banner and Tony showed a bit troubled wry smile.

"Age..." An Chunzhi paused at this point.

"Is there any problem?" Captain America asked puzzled, "I remember you said you are 17 years old?"

After An Chunzhi asked the system silently in his heart, he became even more troubled, and said hesitantly: "I am 17 years old according to Ultraman's age. But now I count according to human age..."

An Chunzhi's arrival in this world was not through birth, but a few years ago, he passed through suddenly, and his body age was adjusted by the system to be the same age as his Dijia, so he was said to be 17 years old.

But if his human age is really counted... how to calculate it, almost 25 years of Ultraman is equal to [-] years of human beings.

Ultraman's 17 years old...? ?

Anyway, An Chunzhi's brain is not very smart, and he couldn't figure it out if he was asked to do mental calculations against the air, so he simply asked the question honestly.

Tony, who was thinking so fast, almost turned green, and muttered to himself: "A 17-year-old Ultraman is equal to a human being one year old, and a [-]-year-old Ultraman is equal to... [-] days old?!"

Oh, God!They are not taking a minor to the battlefield, they are taking a baby! !

The author has something to say:

In fact, I don't know how to be in a state where I can't find out the specific location... Well, I just wrote it like this.Otherwise, as soon as Jarvis's location is found out, Steve rushes over, that picture is my God.

——Hmm √So this is the truth of the name "Baby Dijia"!

By the way, Ultraman Heisei and Ultraman Showa have different age calculation methods. Showa's is used here, which is the statement that Ultraman came from the m78 nebula.

Although Tiga belongs to Heisei, the age calculation of Heisei is not specified, and the Tiga here is given by the system, not the original Tiga, so the age is not that old.