Get out of the way, Tiga is getting bigger [Comprehensive British and American]

An Chunzhi stomped the stairs back to the first floor with lingering fear.

Because there was going to be a meal at noon, he was too busy with the business of the store alone, so he just pulled down the shutter door at the door, and hung the temporarily closed sign on the door again.

"Why haven't Steve and James come back yet?" He walked to the counter a little worriedly, took out his mobile phone, found Steve's number and dialed it.

The little white cat has been squatting on the highest shelf in the counter, which is as high as a stack of thick sandwiches.It watched the excrement shoveler call another excrement shovel condescendingly, as if thinking of the smell of dried fish, couldn't help stretching out a paw to lick it seriously.

"Beep...beep..." An Chunzhi dialed several times, but no one answered the calls of Steve and the Winter Soldier.

An Chunzhi became even more uneasy: "No way? Steve was also tricked??"

He called Tony instead.This time, the call was connected immediately.

"Xiao Di? What's the matter? I'm a little busy right now—" Tony's voice sounded very noisy, and he had to raise his voice and try to raise his voice.

"It's okay, you can continue to work, just let Jarvis answer the phone." An Chunzhi said quickly, "I just want to locate Stephen's phone location. The more flowers grow outside Qijiela, Stephen and James today— —It’s the Winter Soldier, they went to find a job together, and they haven’t come back, and the phone can’t get through.”

"I'll let Jarvis help you locate it now!" Tony plucked at his ear, which was tortured by Hawkeye's magic voice, decisively signaled the Iron Legion to hold Hawkeye down, walked out of the door quickly, and slammed it heavily Door.The phone was quiet instantly, and he breathed a sigh of relief and continued:

"Xiao Di, you'd better not come to Stark Tower for a short time, it's already messed up here."

"Half of my Iron Legion was sent out to clean up the Zigera flowers, and the other half was used to suppress those guys. I won't say anything about Saul, I didn't expect Natasha to wake up, and the worst thing is Banner , he didn’t know where he went, if he got hit by Qijie Lahua—”

"Don't worry, Tony, the Hulk who doesn't hit the Zigera flower is also irrational." An Chunzhi resisted the desire to roll his eyes, "He won't even have a brain if he got the Qigera flower, you don't know that Stephen was just like Like a fool!"

"Of course I know." Tony replied in a helpless tone, "If you face one, I'm already surrounded by fools."

"..." An Chunzhi silently recalled the number of employees in Stark Tower, and felt deep sympathy for Tony who was caught off guard.

"If you find traces of Hulk, remember to let me know. I think I can still beat him back to Dr. Banner." An Chunzhi added.

In the past, because the Hulk was too powerful, even Iron Man and the anti-Hulk device developed by Dr. Banner himself could not guarantee to suppress the Hulk after a hard fight.So it all depends on the black widow's coaxing to help the Hulk transform back into Dr. Banner.

Now that the Black Widow has also fallen into the illusion, An Chunzhi thinks that if he controls his weight, he can beat the Hulk unconscious... The premise is that he controls his weight well.

"Understood." Tony snapped his fingers casually, and also warned, "Xiao Di, in fact, if the captain and the others are also recruited, you can send everyone here. Anyway, this place is already messy enough. You can't take care of it alone. .”

"Okay." An Chunzhi agreed with a wry smile.

Hearing the conversation between the two come to an end, Jarvis's voice cut in just right: "Mr. Dijia, I sent the location address to your mobile phone."

"Great! Let's not talk about it now, see you Tony!" An Chunzhi was so anxious that he hung up the phone and looked at the address carefully, and teleported there without going out the door.

Generally speaking, he would not be in such a hurry, he would teleport without hiding his identity.But if Steve turns out to be that weird too...that would be too bad.An Chunzhi hoped that there would still be time.

This time it's a health club—

An Chunzhi glanced at the sign at the door, and strode in.

The club is clearly located on the upper floor of the shopping mall, but the entrance of this floor is empty, no voices can be heard inside, and no one greets them. Only the background music that comes with the mall is playing faintly.The situation is very strange.

But after An Chunzhi walked into the club, he saw many figures.

Whether it was the staff in service uniforms, the muscular coaches, or the men and women in sportswear, they all laughed and danced strangely to themselves.Obviously, the distance between each of them is less than half a meter, but they are all immersed in their own world.

——In the four corners not far away, on all the tables with green plants as decorations, the soil of the plant pots grew a bunch of Chijera flowers, squeezing the original plants to one side, completely dried up.Not only is their living space taken away, but their vitality is also drained.

An Chunzhi was stunned.

A sentence popped out of his mind somehow: Everyone is drunk and I am sober.

The black-haired young man hesitantly walked past a man who was complacent and was giving a speech, then bowed his head and walked around a coach who was laughing and talking to the air, and shuttled through the club in fear, looking left and right for familiar figures.

Although he knew that these people had fallen into his own illusion, he still walked very carefully, for fear that he would be attacked suddenly if he bumped into one.Even if his force value is over the top, it's useless at this time.

An Chunzhi looked around, but there was no sign of Steve in the lobby or in the various fitness areas.

"Look for those office rooms? They are here to apply for the job." The system gave him an idea.

"System!" An Chunzhi suddenly realized that the system has always been there.

No matter in name or in actual action, this existence worthy of being his old father has always been with him.

An Chunzhi suddenly felt relieved.

He followed the advice and opened the doors one by one to search.After a while, he found what he was looking for.

"Steve!"

An Chunzhi couldn't help calling the man's name, but his heart froze, and he rushed over without excitement.

The bright noon sun shines in through the glass windows, and behind the large desk sits an elite-dressed woman, and now she is also smirking in a trance like sleepwalking.A white zijella flower grew in the corner.

The Winter Soldier sat neatly on the small sofa waiting beside him, his eyes were also in a trance, but with a strange satisfied smile on his face, he sat very obediently, motionless.And Steve stood upright in the open space of the room, with a handsome demeanor and a soft smile.He emptily hugged a non-existent lady in front of him, and slowly danced with her, cherishing and reminiscing, as if he had already held the whole world in his hands.

"..." An Chunzhi.

"Is this brat thinking of someone else?!"

The system suddenly raised its voice, furious, and the voice was full of murderous intent, "Host! Go beat him up! If you can't wake him up, break up immediately! I'll introduce you to a new boyfriend in the future, definitely better than this bastard!"

"Forget it, don't be so angry." An Chunzhi comforted the system in turn.

He looked at the blond man dancing with others, with a calm attitude: "Although Steve didn't mention it, he did like that Peggy Carter before, and it's not something that I can change if I don't like it. For him , After waking up, the world has changed dramatically, the woman I like is getting old, and the dance I owed back then can no longer be realized... This is too cruel for Steve."

"Then you just watch him jump like this?!" The system's anger rose suddenly, "If it wasn't for my lack of body, believe it or not, I would immediately break this bastard's legs!"

"Don't be impulsive, System—at least let him finish the dance."

An Chunzhi's mouth was magnanimous, and he said so, but his eyes were fixed on the blond man, his face was full of jealous jealousy, which fully proved what is called duplicity.

…It's okay to let Steve settle a bitter heart knot, but it's another matter if he doesn't forgive Steve after that.

Steve better pray that he wakes up quickly, otherwise... Although the system has no body, Tony has a body.Not only does he have a body, but his metal fists are even stronger!

An Chunzhi thought skeptically.

……

Steve Rogers thought he was lucky.

He was originally a small man who was thinner and sicker than others, and only his best friend Bucky stayed with him all the time, fighting off those who bullied him.But when he joined the army, he was selected into the super-soldier project. After being injected with serum, he was reborn and became a super-soldier who surpassed ordinary people no matter what.

He was quickly dubbed "Captain America" ​​and proved himself.Then when he was performing the task, he quickly rescued Bucky who was about to fall off the cliff.Seeing Bucky standing in front of him alive with healthy arms and a cheerful smile, Steve felt very satisfied for no reason.

Agent Carter, whom he had a crush on, also liked him.

When Steve was about to fight the Hydra leader Red Skull, Peggy Carter made a promise with him that they would have a dance after returning.

"Wait for me to come back." Steve firmly promised.

He knew he could win—not sure why, but he felt it.

He also defeated Red Skull easily, and the biggest leader of Hydra was vulnerable in front of him.

When they fought, both of them were on the plane that was set to land in New York. Steve originally thought that he could only fly the plane and die together, so as to protect New York from being destroyed by the crashed plane.

But the lucky place is here again!

Knowing that he could modify that final landing location, Steve miraculously disengaged the controls and landed the plane safely.

When he opened the door, Peggy, who was waiting outside, couldn't help herself for a moment, sobbing, she rushed up and hugged him tightly.

Naturally, Steve did not miss the dance next Saturday.

The lights are warm and bright, making people dizzy, the music is sounding just right, there are couples of dancers around, there is no loud talking, everyone is talking and dancing together in a low voice.

Steve put his arms around Peggy, lowered his head and gazed tenderly at the familiar and beautiful face that was worth remembering for a lifetime, and they danced slowly together.Steve thinks this is probably his happiest moment.

The battle is over, the best friend is safe, the lover is in his arms, what could be more perfect than this?

Oh, and maybe more.The red lips in front of him look so full, if he kisses down...

Steve was fascinated and leaned forward, and Peggy's face flushed slightly, she closed her eyes and waited.

……and many more.

Steve froze in place suddenly.

Red lips?Where did the red lips come from?The person he wanted to kiss had never had such a strong color.

And the perfume smells wrong too.

The more Steve thought about it, the weirder he became, and he couldn't help letting go of Peggy.

The surrounding music suddenly stopped, the lights disappeared, and the couples dancing together disappeared. There were hidden cracks in the dance scene, and suddenly the surroundings disappeared and reorganized into a brand new scene.

This is a bedroom he is familiar with.

Steve looked around blankly.

Dusk was approaching outside the window, and the atmosphere was relaxed and comfortable. A sleepy black-haired young man was wrapped in the quilt.He smiled and waved to Steve.

Lighting, angles, and special people, when combined together, the scene in front of me is as beautiful as a painting.

...It was right this time.

Steve inexplicably felt a sense of peace that the jigsaw puzzle was finally put together, and he walked over like a ghost.

The black-haired young man smiled more gently at him, and sat up from the bed.Steve lowered his head and hugged the young man's waist, lowering his head to kiss him.

Ann's lips had always been pale, soft and dry, but only Steve knew it was good.

Yes, that's right.

"Ugh!" Steve groaned in pain, unable to breathe for a long time.Confused and aggrieved, he covered his chest and looked up at Ann.I don't understand why the young man refused the kiss and gave him an elbow.

The smile on the face of the black-haired young man had disappeared, he looked at Steve coldly, and snorted mockingly: "I think you should continue, I don't need to appear here - you are the United States It’s great to be a fighting hero who is honored and beautiful, come on, kiss me, I don’t mind.”

The black-haired young man was so annoyed that he only left him a back view, turned around and disappeared.

Steve was so shocked that he broke into a cold sweat and woke up in an instant.

He swayed and tried to stand still, and the gloomy and jealous face of the black-haired young man appeared in front of his eyes again. Steve quickly explained wronged: "I didn't! Ann! The person I wanted to kiss was indeed you—then I Something is wrong!"

"Later?" An Chunzhi repeated the word in an unclear tone. He laughed angrily, didn't speak, grabbed Steve and the Winter Soldier next to him one by one, and teleported directly to the Avengers Building.

"Tony, I'll leave it to you." An Chunzhi said sinisterly, "Teach Steve how to dance, he seems to like dancing with Ms. Carter, and it's normal to develop other things, so remember the history Tiff has zigera in his room, and he needs illusions."

"Wait! Ann, I didn't!" Steve couldn't argue.

"..." Tony knew what was going on as soon as he heard it.He raised his eyebrows high and looked Steve up and down in disbelief, his expression clouded.

"Tony—I—"

"I don't have Zigera flowers for the time being, but I can still do things with the same effect." Tony said with a fake smile.

He stretched out his hand, and the golden-red armor in the distance was summoned to fly towards him, and the components were assembled on him.Tony raised his arm angrily, and punched it hard with a murderous punch——

"Steve Rogers!! How dare you let Xiaodi down! I won't be Tony Stark if I don't wake you up today!!"

"Well--"

Steve snorted and was knocked to the ground, his face was crooked and blood flowed from his nose.

— Poor Captain America finally lost consciousness again.

The author has something to say:

An Chunzhi: Don't even think about sleeping in my bed for at least five years! !