The anchor is always crossing
Chapter 28. Future Orc Mecha World
Master Ji automatically blocked the yelling of the orcs in his ears. His eyes scanned the circle, and finally fixed on the adjutant with abnormally rich brain activity: "What's going on? Tell me well."
"Quiet me!" The adjutant immediately yelled to silence all the orcs around him, all of them shut their mouths tightly and looked at him with unison.
It's just that look...why is it so weird?
The adjutant, who ignored the strange eyes of a group of orcs, was satisfied, he felt that these thorns still gave him face in front of Ji Tianshi.
"Ji Tianshi, it's like this." The adjutant said, "This morning, many orcs found that their hair was missing. Some of them like to sleep in the shape of a beast, and the fluff on certain parts of their bodies is also gone."
Speaking of this, the adjutant's expression distorted for a moment, it was the kind of difficult struggle that he wanted to laugh but had to endure, he took a deep breath, and then continued: "This morning, the chef is also doing the routine training in the morning exercises. When they went into the kitchen to prepare breakfast, they found that everything in the kitchen was not working!"
"No one knows what's going on, and the patrols didn't find anything wrong last night. Everyone thinks the base is haunted, but it's pretty new anyway, so..."
Just found such an excuse to come to Ji Rongbai.
For things like ghosts, the orcs have no concept at all in their minds, they just think it's too...fun!Without anyone knowing, the animal hair was shaved, and the kitchen was damaged. This kind of mischievous development fully aroused their curiosity and enthusiasm—are all ghosts so fond of pranks?What do they usually like to do?Are there ghosts in Ji Tianshi?
In addition, their commanders ordered that the orcs were strictly prohibited from disturbing Ji Rongbai at will, and that they should not approach Ji Tianshi's dormitory if they had nothing to do, which strongly suppressed their eager curiosity.As long as anything is suppressed for a long time, there will always be an eruption one day, so this time when a ghost-like prank appeared, the orcs came to Ji Tianshi for "help" very tacitly.
Ji Rongbai, who was watched as a rare animal, is now staring at the adjutant's head like those orcs, but he is very calm... just watching a joke.
It wasn't until the adjutant finished speaking and Master Ji had seen enough that he was interested in reminding: "I know what you said, and I will go to the kitchen to have a look later. But you...do you want to look in the mirror first? Maybe This is your new look, which is very...fashionable."
adjutant:"……??"
Hearing Ji Rongbai's reminder, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he noticed the weird gazes of the orcs looking at him unanimously, and his nerves, no matter how big or thick, immediately felt a sudden shock. He quickly turned on the portable optical computer, and the multifunctional mirror appeared In front of him, it clearly showed his current image.
adjutant:……! ! !
——Who is that half-bald guy with shaved eyebrows in the optical brain mirror? !
Why didn't he notice it when he got up and got dressed just now? ?
...yeah, he never had the habit of getting up in the morning and looking in the mirror qaq
"... Ji Tianshi has entrusted you with everything. I will report to the commander first." The adjutant held back his tears and bid farewell to Ji Rongbai, and then stared at the group of orc soldiers who watched his jokes menacingly: "All 5 minutes Assemble at Inner No. [-] training ground!"
Master Ji was very considerate and didn't expose the adjutant, but he was going back to the dormitory to sort out his poor image, and by the way lit a candle for the orc soldiers who hit the muzzle of their guns.
Just lit a candle, just for fun.
All the orcs blocking the way left, and Ji Rongbai walked towards the kitchen with Xiaobaimiao in his arms.
The kitchen utensils are not working, what should he and Xiaobai have for breakfast?Do they also drink nutrients like the orcs?
Although the taste of the nutritional supplement is not good, it is not too bad. It is similar to the taste of compressed biscuits. It is quite good to eat once in a while, otherwise the orcs would have protested.
But this does not mean that he likes to take nutritional supplements every day, just taste it once in a while.
But the problem is that the kitchen utensils in the entire kitchen are not working now, and it is not known when they will be repaired or replaced with new ones. The deserted star is so remote, doesn't that mean that he will have to take nutritional supplements for a long time to come?
Master Ji's face became serious, as if he was really thinking about some important matter of life and death.
He poked the obedient little white cat in his arms, as if he was talking to himself: "You said you, you don't sleep at night and go around playing tricks, it's all right now, our three meals plus afternoon tea and supper are gone, You can only take nutritional supplements in the future, do you dare to take it next time?"
Ji Xiaobai shook his furry ears, blinked his round eyes innocently, tilted his little head, and was full of cute expressions of "what are you talking about, I'm just a kitten": "Meow~ o(=∩ω∩=)m”
... Are you really the same as the ghost in red?Do you want a cat face?
Master Ji stared at it blankly for a while, then poked the kitten's face with his finger, and just let it go.
Because he suddenly remembered that apart from being coquettish and cute, Ji Xiaobai actually doesn't have much shame.
It was only after he walked into the kitchen that he discovered what the adjutant said about "everything in the kitchen is not working"——
There is nothing wrong with the surface of the kitchen. The kitchen utensils are brand new, as if they have just been bought, at least the appearance is impeccable.
Ji Rongbai checked one by one, and then he found that all the kitchen utensils were not bad on the surface, but inside they were all a mess, and some of them had changed from one material to another, and the parts, intelligence, etc. had simply become another form.
Very good, this kind of fake ability is also bear.
Ji Rongbai patted Xiaobaimiao on the head, and returned to the dormitory where he was temporarily staying, as if nothing happened, as if it was really not his raised Xiaobai Xiaohong who was haunted.
Forget about the nutritional supplements, he still took out the leftover grilled mutton and grilled snake meat from the original No. [-] plane for breakfast.
As soon as Ji Xiaobai saw the snake meat, he immediately moved over to it, meowing, obviously hungry too.
After eating, Master Ji decided to start a new day of live broadcasting.
He opened the drawer.
then……
What's with this drawer of fur? !
Black ones, brown ones, white ones, yellow ones, gray ones... The colorful ones probably shaved a piece of orcs of all fur colors, right?
Ji Rongbai no longer knew what expression to put on.
Just now, he thought that the shaved animal hair would be destroyed, but now... well, Ji Xiaobai is good, and put all the evidence in front of him. Is this cat going to plead guilty?
But Ji Xiaobai... or the red-clothed ghost, what does it need so much animal hair for?And ruined the kitchen.Master Ji rubbed the center of his brows, and a guess suddenly flashed in his mind-could it be... it actually wanted to remove the fur and skin of these orcs, and then put them in a pot to cook? ?
As for why the orcs were only shaved but not skinned and stewed, it should be Ji Xiaobai or Ji Xiaohong (...) who entered the kitchen but didn't know how to use the kitchen utensils of this era, and accidentally broke them all. In desperation, he could only reluctantly throw the meat back to the dormitory, and restore the kitchen to its original appearance by the way.But because it doesn't know the working principle of future world kitchen utensils, it only restores the surface. It is estimated that everything inside has changed completely, so it is strange that it can be used.
It can be seen how important it is to adapt to the development of the times, and the immutable old antiques will eventually be eliminated.
Master Ji felt that his reasoning was impeccable. Even if he got tired of being a ghost hunter in the future, he would be a thief if he changed his career to become a famous detective!
After the reasoning was over, Ji Rongbai calmly planned to burn all the evidence with a torch, but Ji Xiaobai blocked him: "Meow! Meow!!"
"What are you doing with these animal hairs? It's dry and dull. I don't even want to give it to me for free." Ji Rong curled his lips, "If you want this kind of thing, I'll take you to hunt higher-level animals, their fur is beautiful .”
Xiaobaimiao "meowed" against him, looking very reluctant, and tried to change his mind, even the red-clothed ghost attached to him moved.
"Xiaobai, don't make trouble. Xiaohong, you too." Master Ji ruthlessly suppressed Xiaobaimiao and the less and less scary ghost in red in his body.
Although Xiaobai and Xiaohong (...) were reluctant, in the end these criminal evidences were dealt with by Master Ji.
That night, after Ji Rongbai fell asleep, the red-clothed ghost attached to him floated out again, and after merging with Xiaobaimiao, he just jumped out of the bed and left the dormitory without a sound.
A few minutes later, Ji Rongbai, who was supposed to be sound asleep, opened his eyes, got up and walked out of the bedroom, followed quietly behind.
He did not forget to wrap the ghost energy around his entire body to ensure that it would not be caught by the naked eye or monitoring equipment.
"Quiet me!" The adjutant immediately yelled to silence all the orcs around him, all of them shut their mouths tightly and looked at him with unison.
It's just that look...why is it so weird?
The adjutant, who ignored the strange eyes of a group of orcs, was satisfied, he felt that these thorns still gave him face in front of Ji Tianshi.
"Ji Tianshi, it's like this." The adjutant said, "This morning, many orcs found that their hair was missing. Some of them like to sleep in the shape of a beast, and the fluff on certain parts of their bodies is also gone."
Speaking of this, the adjutant's expression distorted for a moment, it was the kind of difficult struggle that he wanted to laugh but had to endure, he took a deep breath, and then continued: "This morning, the chef is also doing the routine training in the morning exercises. When they went into the kitchen to prepare breakfast, they found that everything in the kitchen was not working!"
"No one knows what's going on, and the patrols didn't find anything wrong last night. Everyone thinks the base is haunted, but it's pretty new anyway, so..."
Just found such an excuse to come to Ji Rongbai.
For things like ghosts, the orcs have no concept at all in their minds, they just think it's too...fun!Without anyone knowing, the animal hair was shaved, and the kitchen was damaged. This kind of mischievous development fully aroused their curiosity and enthusiasm—are all ghosts so fond of pranks?What do they usually like to do?Are there ghosts in Ji Tianshi?
In addition, their commanders ordered that the orcs were strictly prohibited from disturbing Ji Rongbai at will, and that they should not approach Ji Tianshi's dormitory if they had nothing to do, which strongly suppressed their eager curiosity.As long as anything is suppressed for a long time, there will always be an eruption one day, so this time when a ghost-like prank appeared, the orcs came to Ji Tianshi for "help" very tacitly.
Ji Rongbai, who was watched as a rare animal, is now staring at the adjutant's head like those orcs, but he is very calm... just watching a joke.
It wasn't until the adjutant finished speaking and Master Ji had seen enough that he was interested in reminding: "I know what you said, and I will go to the kitchen to have a look later. But you...do you want to look in the mirror first? Maybe This is your new look, which is very...fashionable."
adjutant:"……??"
Hearing Ji Rongbai's reminder, he was taken aback for a moment, and then he noticed the weird gazes of the orcs looking at him unanimously, and his nerves, no matter how big or thick, immediately felt a sudden shock. He quickly turned on the portable optical computer, and the multifunctional mirror appeared In front of him, it clearly showed his current image.
adjutant:……! ! !
——Who is that half-bald guy with shaved eyebrows in the optical brain mirror? !
Why didn't he notice it when he got up and got dressed just now? ?
...yeah, he never had the habit of getting up in the morning and looking in the mirror qaq
"... Ji Tianshi has entrusted you with everything. I will report to the commander first." The adjutant held back his tears and bid farewell to Ji Rongbai, and then stared at the group of orc soldiers who watched his jokes menacingly: "All 5 minutes Assemble at Inner No. [-] training ground!"
Master Ji was very considerate and didn't expose the adjutant, but he was going back to the dormitory to sort out his poor image, and by the way lit a candle for the orc soldiers who hit the muzzle of their guns.
Just lit a candle, just for fun.
All the orcs blocking the way left, and Ji Rongbai walked towards the kitchen with Xiaobaimiao in his arms.
The kitchen utensils are not working, what should he and Xiaobai have for breakfast?Do they also drink nutrients like the orcs?
Although the taste of the nutritional supplement is not good, it is not too bad. It is similar to the taste of compressed biscuits. It is quite good to eat once in a while, otherwise the orcs would have protested.
But this does not mean that he likes to take nutritional supplements every day, just taste it once in a while.
But the problem is that the kitchen utensils in the entire kitchen are not working now, and it is not known when they will be repaired or replaced with new ones. The deserted star is so remote, doesn't that mean that he will have to take nutritional supplements for a long time to come?
Master Ji's face became serious, as if he was really thinking about some important matter of life and death.
He poked the obedient little white cat in his arms, as if he was talking to himself: "You said you, you don't sleep at night and go around playing tricks, it's all right now, our three meals plus afternoon tea and supper are gone, You can only take nutritional supplements in the future, do you dare to take it next time?"
Ji Xiaobai shook his furry ears, blinked his round eyes innocently, tilted his little head, and was full of cute expressions of "what are you talking about, I'm just a kitten": "Meow~ o(=∩ω∩=)m”
... Are you really the same as the ghost in red?Do you want a cat face?
Master Ji stared at it blankly for a while, then poked the kitten's face with his finger, and just let it go.
Because he suddenly remembered that apart from being coquettish and cute, Ji Xiaobai actually doesn't have much shame.
It was only after he walked into the kitchen that he discovered what the adjutant said about "everything in the kitchen is not working"——
There is nothing wrong with the surface of the kitchen. The kitchen utensils are brand new, as if they have just been bought, at least the appearance is impeccable.
Ji Rongbai checked one by one, and then he found that all the kitchen utensils were not bad on the surface, but inside they were all a mess, and some of them had changed from one material to another, and the parts, intelligence, etc. had simply become another form.
Very good, this kind of fake ability is also bear.
Ji Rongbai patted Xiaobaimiao on the head, and returned to the dormitory where he was temporarily staying, as if nothing happened, as if it was really not his raised Xiaobai Xiaohong who was haunted.
Forget about the nutritional supplements, he still took out the leftover grilled mutton and grilled snake meat from the original No. [-] plane for breakfast.
As soon as Ji Xiaobai saw the snake meat, he immediately moved over to it, meowing, obviously hungry too.
After eating, Master Ji decided to start a new day of live broadcasting.
He opened the drawer.
then……
What's with this drawer of fur? !
Black ones, brown ones, white ones, yellow ones, gray ones... The colorful ones probably shaved a piece of orcs of all fur colors, right?
Ji Rongbai no longer knew what expression to put on.
Just now, he thought that the shaved animal hair would be destroyed, but now... well, Ji Xiaobai is good, and put all the evidence in front of him. Is this cat going to plead guilty?
But Ji Xiaobai... or the red-clothed ghost, what does it need so much animal hair for?And ruined the kitchen.Master Ji rubbed the center of his brows, and a guess suddenly flashed in his mind-could it be... it actually wanted to remove the fur and skin of these orcs, and then put them in a pot to cook? ?
As for why the orcs were only shaved but not skinned and stewed, it should be Ji Xiaobai or Ji Xiaohong (...) who entered the kitchen but didn't know how to use the kitchen utensils of this era, and accidentally broke them all. In desperation, he could only reluctantly throw the meat back to the dormitory, and restore the kitchen to its original appearance by the way.But because it doesn't know the working principle of future world kitchen utensils, it only restores the surface. It is estimated that everything inside has changed completely, so it is strange that it can be used.
It can be seen how important it is to adapt to the development of the times, and the immutable old antiques will eventually be eliminated.
Master Ji felt that his reasoning was impeccable. Even if he got tired of being a ghost hunter in the future, he would be a thief if he changed his career to become a famous detective!
After the reasoning was over, Ji Rongbai calmly planned to burn all the evidence with a torch, but Ji Xiaobai blocked him: "Meow! Meow!!"
"What are you doing with these animal hairs? It's dry and dull. I don't even want to give it to me for free." Ji Rong curled his lips, "If you want this kind of thing, I'll take you to hunt higher-level animals, their fur is beautiful .”
Xiaobaimiao "meowed" against him, looking very reluctant, and tried to change his mind, even the red-clothed ghost attached to him moved.
"Xiaobai, don't make trouble. Xiaohong, you too." Master Ji ruthlessly suppressed Xiaobaimiao and the less and less scary ghost in red in his body.
Although Xiaobai and Xiaohong (...) were reluctant, in the end these criminal evidences were dealt with by Master Ji.
That night, after Ji Rongbai fell asleep, the red-clothed ghost attached to him floated out again, and after merging with Xiaobaimiao, he just jumped out of the bed and left the dormitory without a sound.
A few minutes later, Ji Rongbai, who was supposed to be sound asleep, opened his eyes, got up and walked out of the bedroom, followed quietly behind.
He did not forget to wrap the ghost energy around his entire body to ensure that it would not be caught by the naked eye or monitoring equipment.
You'll Also Like
-
Immortal Cultivation Family: Spiritual Bowl
Chapter 640 12 hours ago -
In the Ice Age, I stockpiled billions of supplies
Chapter 1775 12 hours ago -
At the wedding, I severed ties with my entire family!
Chapter 754 12 hours ago -
I'm a policeman, how can you give me a gangster system!
Chapter 234 12 hours ago -
Kill through American horror, starting from the witches' coven
Chapter 503 12 hours ago -
Online game: God-level assassin, I am the shadow!
Chapter 940 12 hours ago -
Rebirth of the Urban Madman
Chapter 4536 12 hours ago -
Naruto: My Eye Technique is Infinite
Chapter 157 12 hours ago -
Naruto: After slagging F4, he was caught
Chapter 468 12 hours ago -
Siheyuan works as a nanny for Shazhu
Chapter 364 12 hours ago