The anchor is always crossing

Although the netizens in the live broadcast room can't see the picture, most of them have already adapted to guessing by listening!

then--

[Having a baby?what childCould it be Ji Xiaobai? ? ? 】

[Hahhhhh don't say it, Ji Xiaobai and Big White Tiger really look like 2333 Nima's brain hole after a cold look!The cliff is produced by Jinjiang! ! 】

【Hurry up!Everyone loves to go to Jinjiang Novels to see if there are any such routines, let us have a pair of plots hahahaha]

[After Master Ji was slapped in the face and witty continued to fool the plot just now, I think it might be hard to find such a fresh, refined and not coquettish setting, Nima's painting style is so unique that it makes staff 23333]

[No, no, I think this kind of plot is actually quite easy to find. For example, after being picked up by the orcs in time travel, there will be a small animal that looks like a real pet or a little orc that looks very similar to the natives. , and then everyone will think that this is Gong Shou’s illegitimate child. No matter how Gong Shou clarifies it, everyone will say that you should not be embarrassed, you have to be a couple for the sake of the child ← like this]

[What about after that?After all kinds of misunderstandings, through the time travel between the shou and the native Gong all the way to show love to get married? ? 】

【...Do you want to say that Master Ji is following this kind of routine of sweet pet text time travel? #panic]

【How can it be! !My Master Ji's big attack on the cliff! ! ! 】

[I want to see the screen ah ah ah master Ji! !This orc with a unique brain hole must be my big brother in Jinjiang! ! ! 】

[Don't make a fuss, don't make a fuss, hurry up and listen to Master Ji's solution (sudden) decision (you)! 】

[Hahaha Master Ji loves it so much! #knock bowl]

【I'm just waiting to see how Master Ji will deal with him#bad laugh】

【...Why did Master Ji not speak?Is it true that this time I really plan to pick a routine of traveling through or attacking casually to play? ? 】

[I think Master Ji must be planning a bigger conspiracy!I'm cute and wait to watch the show hee hee]

Master Ji finally came to his senses: "..."

Ji Xiaobai, who was really crushed into a cat cake, finally got a chance to breathe. He jumped onto the big tiger's head with one jump, and stepped on the soft paw pads.

Probably Master Ji said "Is Ji Xiaobai a female cub who can transform or his child bride", the big tiger did not treat Xiaobai Miao as a normal male orc, but was as cautious as a fragile female.Otherwise, if the little male orc dared to act presumptuously on his head, he would scratch off the cliff with one paw.

However, his behavior, in the eyes of the adjutant who doesn't know the "insider information", further confirms the guess of the little white cat and his illegitimate son (...).

After finally slowing down, Master Ji maintained his nobility and indifference on the surface, turned over and got off the tiger in a very aloof and noble way, and said concisely: "You are too rude."

The big tiger Senior shook his fur. Even with his orc-like skin thickness, he felt that the hair on his back was painfully pulled. This shows how much strength Master Ji used, and the strength of his master-level hands is almost changing. The orcs behind.

Master Ji caught a glimpse of Ji Xiaobai on the big tiger's head. Their fur of the same color makes it look like a big tiger with a little tiger on top of it.

...His Xiaobai is obviously a cat, a cat!

Ji Rongbai silently withdrew his scattered thoughts, and beckoned to Xiaobai: "Xiaobai, come here."

Ji Xiaobai seems to belong to the kind of meow that remembers to eat but not to fight. He was crushed into a cat cake by Ji Rongbai just now, and now when he sees Ji Rongbai reaching out to him, he immediately jumps over with a sound of "meow~＞▽<". It landed on the palm of the opponent's palm, and rubbed it obediently.

The adjutant was confused and could only turn to Senior, who had turned back into a human form, for help: "Commander, why is your son meowing like a cat? You don't want your son to make your wife happy." Is that so?"

After he finished speaking, he still had an expression of "I didn't expect you to be such a commander".

Senior frowned, and was about to say something when he heard Master Ji speak first: "Son?" Wife?

"Sister-in-law, don't be embarrassed," the adjutant winked. "The commander and your son are almost carved out of the same mold. We will know it at a glance!"

"Really?" Master Ji raised his eyebrows, showing a half-smile expression.

This time he heard it clearly, as an unswerving general attack, being treated as a...female who gave birth to a child, it was an international joke!

If there were people familiar with Master Ji, they would definitely shudder, rejoicing that they were not the ones who offended Master Ji, and at the same time feeling sorry for offending Master Ji's stupid shortcomings.

Master Ji Rong Bai Ji is definitely not a good-tempered person, nor is it the type of a gentleman to take revenge for ten years, he always likes to take revenge on the spot, whoever offends him, don't even think about living comfortably for a day!

and so……

The adjutant didn't understand that Master Ji's petty eyes were no bigger than the nose of a needle, and he didn't even know that he had stepped into a minefield.

Master Ji didn't give him a ghostly meal on the spot, but after a change of mind, he came up with another idea.So he looked into the adjutant's eyes seriously: "Do you know where the ancestors of the orcs came from?"

The adjutant was taken aback, wasn't he still discussing the commander's wife and son just now?Why did the topic suddenly turn to the historical issue of orc ancestors?And... why does this female look more and more like the history professor when he was in the military academy? !It's not the face, but the aura all over the body, it couldn't be more terrifying!

Ji Rongbai is a master of ghost hunting, with a naturally strong aura, and the COS invigilator is also fine.

I saw that the adjutant was like a student who was afraid of being caught cheating in the exam, his body subconsciously stiffened: "It's the earth."

Master Ji said that as a human who has never walked out of the blue star, he has never heard that this planet is normal.

Senior, who was watching from the side: "..." Having such an adjutant is ashamed to be thrown in front of interstellar friends outside the empire.

The invigilator Ji asked again: "Do you remember human beings?"

This sentence is still a temptation, no matter whether the other party answers yes or no, he has corresponding routines to deal with it.

Master Ji said that the routines mentioned in the barrage are simply not easy to use!Just try it casually, you don't need to rack your brains at all, just go straight to the routine.

The adjutant student stood up straighter: "Humans are the ancestors of orcs. After the catastrophe 1 years ago, humans fled from the earth..."

For some unknown reason, Senior did not stop.

Perhaps this is common sense? ?

Anyway, in this way, Ji Rongbai learned the most basic historical information of the Orc Empire.

Although the Orc Empire is located on the planet Ansas, and their forces spread throughout the galaxy, their original birthplace was on a planet called Earth.

There are no orcs on the earth, everyone is human, but about 1 years ago, a huge disaster occurred on the earth, all animals and plants mutated, and humans died one after another. In the end, the only remaining humans had to take a spaceship and leave Lost his home star, drifted in the endless universe, looking for a survivable planet...

Ji Rongbai: "..." You can explain clearly what kind of disaster it is, if you don't explain clearly, how can I continue to fool around?

But... this setting seems a little familiar? ?

...as if I've seen it somewhere.

[Hohohoho, it really is the doomsday human relocation gene fusion to become a beastman! !I just make the same routine! ! ! 】

[2333, so the stalk should be like this→Because of various reasons, the end of the world came, human beings had to leave their homes, and finally found a habitable planet, but found that the physical fitness of human beings was too poor to adapt to the environment of the new planet. , so human beings have to fuse beast genes to themselves and become beastmen!Orcs can transform and have powerful fighting power, so pure-blooded humans just disappeared in the long river of history...]

[Actually, it could also be that after the end of the world, human bodies have mutated, and some of them can become beasts!Is this the original origin of the male orcs? ? 】

[In this case, the subsequent development will become another part of human beings who cannot be transformed into beasts. In order to survive, they can only desperately evolve into females who can give birth to children? ! #panic]

【etc!What about women? ?Don't tell me there are no women on earth! ! 】

[Maybe there are... But according to the routine, the orcs suddenly discovered that because of their physique, there are no women, so they can only let men who can't transform have children! !I even buy Karma and I don’t want to have no QAQ]

[Don't worry, we are Blue Star, they are different from Earth~ Maybe we are men gone, girls Lily? ? 】

[Hahahaha Master Ji will cry! 】

Master Ji: "..." I finally remembered where I saw it! ! !

He wiped his face silently, the barrage and the like were really poisonous!

Fortunately, no one knew that he had secretly glanced at the barrage, and just pretended not to see it, so that no one would be embarrassed.

The author has something to say:

Finally got out of ORZ

Well, all the beastman routines and so on are said by barrage, it has nothing to do with Uncle Tian, ​​Uncle Tian is innocent! !Ah I can't control my hands they're crazy! ! !