Prince He is a magic stick [Interstellar]

As long as you get used to such things as being on the hot search, there will be no pressure.Li Jin opened the homepage, only to see that a trending topic with the topic #正元门绝美武术# was posted on the homepage.Li Jin frowned and looked at the trending search, and clicked on the video that was constantly reposted under the trending search.

After clicking on it, I found that this video was the scene of my big apprentice Han Lingjun and Lao Tan practicing martial arts on the stage that day.The video is not long, after all, the second child did not record too much.Only the most exciting part was recorded, and the appearance of the senior brother being kicked off the stage and clasping his fists at the teacher's wife on the stage.The second child was quite careful, and put a mask on the faces of the senior brother and his wife.

But I have to say that their moves are indeed perfect and beautiful.

Speaking of it, Li Jin was a little embarrassed to admit that the predecessors who created this boxing style deliberately designed the boxing style to be very beautiful in order to recruit students.The fight is smooth and smooth, even if there is nothing to show, it looks like a fight between gods and gods.Open and close, majestic.Even Li Jin felt that his daughter-in-law and apprentice fought very beautifully after watching them fight this set of boxing techniques!

The following comments are even more lively, and a series of netizens who lick the screen don't even want morals:

"Ah, ah, that tall, handsome guy has pectoral muscles! I can see it! His pectoral muscles are so big!"

"The other thin and tall one is not bad either! He's in great shape! It's a pity that he's wearing a mask so he can't see his face clearly."

"I recognized it, one of them is the senior brother of Zhengyuanmen! That tall and handsome guy defeated the senior brother of Zhengyuanmen, who is he?"

"Watching the video upstairs, the blogger who recorded the video called him Shi Niang when he was helping the elder brother."

"Mistress??? Wait, is he Mr. Koi's wife? Is Mr. Koi's wife a man? Ahhh, I seem to have discovered something extraordinary! Mistress is so handsome! She is so handsome! "

……

Li Jin: ...

He stripped off Lao Tan's vest so quickly. Fortunately, the second child gave him a horse, otherwise he would have to run wild in front of the people of the entire interstellar?It will be embarrassing at that time, Huaxia general Tan Jinlin pretended to be sick for half a month, just to fight for his apprentices at home and his wife.

However, this hot search seems to be quite positive. No one hacked Li Jin, and no one pinched Li Jin for no reason.After all, Li Jin is no longer a fledgling trumpet, and if he wants to pinch the tens of millions of Weibo celebrities, he has to weigh his weight.

Li Jin clicked on the Weibo of his second apprentice, Zhao Hanqing, and found that he had millions of fans.Sure enough, I am very fanatic!Bringing his own apprentices is also very popular.

The first Weibo was the video, and the video was forwarded millions of times.The following comments are also confusing:

"Second Senior Brother! Second Senior Brother! Second Senior Brother! Are you short of a Junior Brother? The one who can be cute!"

"Second senior brother, second senior brother! Are you short of a junior sister? Someone who can warm the bed!"

"Second senior brother, what is your standard for accepting apprentices? I really want to join Zhengyuanmen! I really want to play fist!"

"Lick the screen, lick the screen, these two handsome guys are deeply in my heart! Why didn't the second senior brother appear on the scene?"

"Second senior brother is also very handsome. I met him last time at Zhengyuan Gate! Post the second senior brother's blessing.JPG"

"Wow, the second senior brother's calligraphy is very elegant! The senior senior brother's is also very chic! The brush calligraphy is so beautiful, I really want to learn it! It's a pity that it has been lost. How did the senior senior brother and the second senior brother learn it?"

"The question upstairs is of course taught by Master! Our Mr. Koi is very versatile!"

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Li Jin scrolled through the comments and found that the account of the second apprentice had more fans than the first apprentice.In this world, I really can't tell what people are interested in.Li Jin turned to the second child and said, "Zhao Er, you are popular."

Zhao Hanqing, who was looking up information and taking notes carefully, raised his head and looked at Master with a confused face, and said, "Ah? What are you talking about, Master?"

Li Jin tapped on the screen and projected the screen into the air.A three-dimensional barrage hit the two disciples. Li Jin turned on the video, which showed the video of the senior brother and his wife fisting each other.

Li Jin asked, "Zhao Er, did you send this?"

Zhao Hanqing was still confused, and said, "Yes, Master, what's wrong?"

Han Lingjun who was next to him patted him on the head and said, "Second Junior Brother, look at your number of fans! You are popular, and you are popular, and you have surpassed my number of fans in an instant!"

The corners of Zhao Hanqing's mouth suddenly raised: "Huh?"

Li Jin said: "Hey what? I think this is a good strategy direction for you, how about it! From now on, you will post some daily routines of martial arts, such as your daily routine of alchemy, and your senior brother's daily routine of drawing talismans. His talismans are the most advanced. He is very diligent, and I can help him promote more.”

Zhao Hanqing said excitedly: "Yes, master!" I didn't expect that he could become an Internet celebrity, which is so happy!

Han Lingjun said: "You can also take more photos of Master and Mistress' dog-abusing daily life. Haven't you noticed that many of the comments below are about wishing Master and Mistress a happy marriage for a hundred years?"

Li Jin's hair was full of black lines, he pointed at Han Lingjun's nose and said, "As long as you can, why don't you go to heaven?"

Han Lingjun tilted her head with a playful smile, and said, "Master, Master Mistress is really amazing! Look at his agility, he has only practiced for a few days, and he can defeat me. You know, Junior Brother has never defeated me! "

Li Jin said: "Your teacher's wife's bones and physique are not generally good. When it comes to cultivating immortals, bones and physique are very important. This is an innate advantage, and you can't envy it. But the congenital defect can be made up later, don't just make up for it. I underestimate myself because of my poor innate advantages. Especially you, Zhao Er, you are diligent and hardworking, especially in alchemy, you are very talented, you have to work harder."

Zhao Hanqing felt as if he had been beaten into a chicken blood at this moment, and said, "Yes, Master! I will definitely live up to your expectations."

Li Jin shook his hand and said, "No, the only person in this world who can't let you down is yourself. No matter how indulgent or slack you are, you will let yourself down in the end. Try to be what you most want to be, that's what you should be. I did it." Suddenly poured a bowl of chicken soup to the apprentices, but the apprentices applauded the master in full agreement.

In the morning, Xiao Zhao and Han Lingjun had sorted out a lot of information.They are all about various temple fair activities, and they also sorted out some common features of temple fairs.

At noon, Han Lingjun summarized the collected materials and presented them to Li Jin.

Li Jin took over the materials compiled by Han Lingjun and looked at them, and was quite satisfied with the work efficiency of the senior apprentice.The basic process of the temple fair is as follows:

Firstly, folk artists are invited to perform performances, such as stepping on high and knocking, rowing dry boats, twisting Yangko, juggling, acting, spitting fire and breaking boulders on the chest, etc., mainly to attract popularity.

The second is to ask an expert to untie the lottery. The believer asks for the lottery in front of the god statue, and the Taoist expert unscrambles the lottery to seek good luck and avoid evil.

The third release is one of the most common activities in temple fairs.Generally, fish and birds are released.

The fourth tour is to carry out the statue of the city god in the temple, not only the deacons of the guard of honor, but also a number of "stable boys" and faithful men and women dressed in various appearances. Like the sea.

The fifth folk market is just some small markets.Usually sell some gadgets, small games, and folk snacks.

The first article was carefully transcribed by Mr. Han Yu on the materials, and even the snacks sold in the small market and the folk gadgets were carefully recorded.

Li Jin bit her lower lip and thought, the temple fairs in the past were all folk activities, but these folk activities in the interstellar era have been lost for some time.If such a folk activity is held, will no one come to participate?Of course, the main purpose of his temple fair is not folklore, but to promote Taoism.Folklore is just an incidental thing, and it is just to enrich the content of the temple fair.

He sucked his teeth and said, "These folk customs don't have much information to test..." As soon as he finished chanting, he immediately thought of Zhou Yandong, the director of the Chinese History and Culture Research Center, Lao Tan's good friend. gay friend.He is very interested in China's history and culture, and has studied it thoroughly. Maybe he can give them some direction?

Li Jin has seen stepping and knocking, twisting yangko, and even those juggling and boulder breaking, he can know the pattern.But he didn't understand those snacks. When he was a child, he didn't touch the spring water with his ten fingers, and his mother never let him cook.When the meal came, I opened my mouth and stretched out my clothes, and I couldn't be more spoiled.You asked him how to make those snacks?No kidding, I can only eat, not cook!

So Li Jin received the materials and planned to ask Zhou Yandong for advice.As soon as he opened the door, he saw Zhou Yandong and Lao Tan walking towards them side by side.

The small warehouse is their secret base, outsiders will not be brought here.Lao Tan was able to bring Zhou Yandong here, which shows that his relationship with Lao Tan must be the kind of old gay friend who is good enough to wear a pair of pants.In fact, Li Jin knew in his heart that he would definitely not be able to hide the truth from the core people in Huaxia with his small actions.He is like a blank sheet of paper in front of Li Ganru, and this is a big celebrity next to Li Ganru, it is impossible not to know about his gods and ghosts.

Luckily, Li Jin didn't hide anything, waved at him generously, and said, "Mr. Zhou, you came just in time. I have a question and I want to ask you for advice."

Zhou Yandong is also a casual person, when he heard Li Jin call him that, he immediately refused, and said: "Hey sister-in-law, what do you mean? Don't you treat my old Zhou as your own?"

Tan Jintan glanced at Zhou Yandong with a look of disgust, and said, "Call him to talk badly."

Zhou Yandong: "...don't mention black history?"

After thinking about it, Li Jin always felt that the name Zhou Broizui was not suitable.So he shouted: "Then...Old Zhou?"

Zhou Yandong immediately pointed out his index finger and said, "Hey, that's good, just call me Lao Zhou! I'm in my forties, and I'm really old. Hey, Lao Tan, Lao Zhou, not bad."

Tan Jinlin said to Li Jin again: "There is also an old Liu who is currently stationed in the wormhole. It is said that he must do a striptease to be transferred back. It is a bit more difficult for him."

Li Jin:? ? ?I don't understand the style of doing things in your Chinese military and political circles.

Zhou Yandong who was next to him cleared his throat and said, "...don't mention this matter again, I don't know what my sister-in-law is looking for?"

Li Jin said: "It's like this. We plan to hold a related folk custom meeting, but we don't understand many things. I would like to ask Mr. Zhou...Old Zhou to guide us."

When Zhou Yandong heard that he wanted to do folklore, he immediately regained his energy and said directly: "Oh? You want to do a folklore festival? Then you really found the right person! I'm an expert in folklore! Just ask me as a consultant !"

Li Jin saw that Zhou Yandong was interested, and immediately said: "That's really great, I know asking Zhou...Old Zhou, you will definitely be helpful."

Zhou Yandong asked: "I don't know what kind of folk exhibition you want to hold?"

Li Jin replied, "That's... the temple fair."

Zhou Yandong was not surprised, and said: "Oh, no wonder you asked me to help you find all the information about the temple fair. How is it? Did you gain anything?"

Li Jin said a little discouraged: "There are gains, but...it's equivalent to nothing."

Zhou Yandong said: "Huh? How do you say it?"

Li Jin spread out the information compiled by the big apprentice, and said: "Look, this is the information we have compiled. We all know the process, content, and various props needed for the temple fair. But... I don't know these How to make things, if you can’t do it, the content of the temple fair will be reduced accordingly, and it can only be regarded as a fake temple fair. Such a folk exhibition will lose its meaning.”

Zhou Yandong glanced at Li Jin appreciatively, and felt that this young sister-in-law really surprised him, and he appreciated her seriousness towards folk customs alone.So he immediately echoed: "That's right! Sister-in-law, you are so right! Our Huaxia is an ancient civilization, so the folk culture has attracted the attention of the entire star. That's why many people have come up with the idea of ​​a folk exhibition. In fact, to be honest The Folklore Exhibition, our History and Culture Research Center, is all supportive. But some folklore exhibitions held by some people are neither fish nor fowl, and have lost the taste of folklore. Many things can be reduced as much as possible, and replaced if they can be replaced. There was a very I went to a large-scale folk festival, but I returned disappointed. It’s rare for my sister-in-law to care so much about folk customs. In this matter, I, Zhou Yandong, must support it with all my strength!"

Tan Jinlin: ... Don't think that I don't know that you don't mean to drink because you speak so righteously. In fact, you just want to find a legitimate reason to come here often, right?

But obviously, Li Jin's morality is not as high as this old fox.At this moment, he was so moved by Zhou Yandong, his eyes were shining brightly, and he said: "In this case, I really thank Mr. Zhou...Old Zhou, I will ask my apprentice to draw up a folk custom The planning plan for the exhibition, I will let you have a look at it later, and point out any omissions in the details."

Zhou Yandong immediately patted his chest to assure: "This matter is on me."

With Zhou Yandong's guarantee, Li Jin will be more confident.From the fact that he could come up with so many relevant materials, Li Jin knew that he was definitely not full of embroidered pillows.It is said that Zhou Yandong is a scholar full of economics, although his personality seems to be... a scholar... It doesn't seem to match.

After the conversation between Li Jin and Zhou Yandong was over, Tan Jinlin said: "Okay, you have to eat to engage in folk customs. I think we should go to dinner together, let's chat while eating!"

It was lunch time, and Li Jin told his disciples to go to the restaurant for dinner after packing up the materials.Because Xiao Zhao's status is very special in the Tan family, although he is Li Jin's apprentice, he is also the Tan family's housekeeper.So, never had a meal together in the host restaurant.This is his professional quality as a high-achieving student in the Family Management Department of Huaxia Capital University.So Han Lingjun put herself on the same level as Zhao Hanqing, and never ate at the master's table.This makes sense, after all, the disciple is a generation younger, and according to the Chinese tradition, he should indeed eat with the younger generation.

So after packing up, Han Lingjun and Zhao Hanqing went to the small restaurant for dinner together.

Zhao Hanqing listened to the master's words and posted some daily routines on Weibo every day.Before he went to eat, he took another short video for a few seconds, which only took the back view of the senior brother, the neatly stacked information books, and the notes organized by the senior brother.When posting on Weibo, there was a small sentence: "Thank you for your support. I didn't expect the small daily life in the sect to be so popular. In the future, I will post a little daily life of the sect every day, and remember to use it to record Every bit of our life. The temple fair is being prepared. Video.”

As soon as Xiao Zhao's video was released, it immediately aroused fans' pursuit again.After all, paper books are invisible to everyone in daily life.And there are only so many paper books at a time, neatly stacked there.

"Wow! Come and see! Antiques! So many antiques!"

"My mother! Zhengyuanmen is so rich! There are so many antique paper books."

"Interstellar has long adopted a new type of paper, and such paper books are really rare! You can guess how deep the foundation of Zhengyuanmen is, let's worship it first."

"This is not a book, this is obviously a stack of money! Curious about Mr. Koi's identity, pass tea to the boss."

"Is that the back of the big brother? Wow, Sao Nian has such a waist!"

"I saw Eldest Brother too! Eldest Brother is wearing a martial suit! Eldest Brother's ass is so sticky!"

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Zhao Hanqing: "Pfft..."

Han Lingjun looked at Zhao Hanqing inexplicably, and asked, "What is Second Junior Brother laughing at?"

Zhao Hanqing said: "No, just checking Weibo."

Li Jin and Tan Jinlin had a meal with Zhou Yandong, and Li Jin finally understood why Tan Jinlin called Zhou Yandong to break his mouth.It was the first time he had seen such a talkative person in his life.A person's nonsense is so much, it also convinces him.But Zhou Yandong also has an advantage, that is, where he is there, he will never have to worry about being left alone.

As a result, the dinner table was full of harmony and friendship, and any question Li Jin raised, he could repeat it from one point to another, and answer it without any dead ends.So after the meal, Li Jin's confidence in his temple fair doubled.By the way, he asked Zhou Yandong for some related cooking materials, as well as materials for making various gadgets.

In the afternoon, Zhou Yandong helped Han Lingjun take a look at the plan. On the whole, he agreed with Han Lingjun's plan.The only thing is, although the release of life is a necessary part of the temple fair, since the release of life is actually a process of catching and releasing, it not only does not have the effect of accumulating virtue and doing good deeds, but also has the effect of killing.Moreover, if inappropriate species are released, it will also affect the natural ecology.

Zhou Yandong is not only a cultural fan, but also concerned about ecological and environmental issues, so he suggested to Han Lingjun, whether the part of releasing animals can be changed to feeding.

Speaking of feeding, Han Lingjun immediately thought of the thousand koi in front of the mountain gate.It is absolutely possible for believers to feed koi!That is a koi with spiritual energy, not an ordinary koi. Maybe feeding a koi can bring more blessings than releasing ordinary creatures.So he nodded in agreement, and changed the release to feeding the koi in the spirit pond.

After thinking about it, Han Lingjun added another one to watch the koi show.Because when the spirit pool was built, the koi in front of the mountain gate were once inspired by aura, and there was a spectacle like a matrix performance.Later, Han Lingjun also observed that those koi would perform like this every half hour.From sun rise to sun set.This spectacle was once photographed by the workers of the construction team and reposted frantically in the circle of friends for a period of time.Everyone asked where these koi can be admired. Is it some kind of training for animal performances?Are the tickets expensive or not?

Han Lingjun thought about posting the video he saved from Moments on his Weibo later, and pointing out the source of this video to Lu.The last time I was doing a dojo, the spirit pool hadn't been dug yet, let alone a koi show.Of course, everyone doesn't know that these beautiful and magical koi come from Zhengyuanmen.

So after asking Zhou Yandong some questions about folklore, Han Lingqun posted this video: "Koi. Video, do you remember them? The newcomers who were popular in the circle of friends a while ago. That's right, they come from Zhengzheng Yuanmen. A few days ago, Zhengyuanmen Huanshan Fengshui Lingchi was completed, and the head of the gate introduced a large number of koi of various varieties. I did not expect such a wonderful scene to appear as soon as the koi entered the spirit pond. I am an outstanding person in Zhengyuanmen, looking forward to it Your arrival."

As soon as Weibo was posted, Han Lingjun was silent for a long time, and even some fans who climbed the wall to Zhao Hanqing's side became active again.Everyone forwarded the comments one after another, and the throbbing in the language was beyond words.

"Ah, are these fish really untrained? But they are so beautiful, really beautiful!"

"Shocked! It's spectacular! What are they doing in the end? Why are they circling around there? Like a tornado, beautiful!"

"I'll just say it! Such a miraculous fish array can only come from my Dazhengyuan Gate! Haha, I really want to go and visit! Is the mountain gate open now?"

"Upstairs, when will the mountain gate of Zhengyuan Gate be closed?"

"I really want to go to Zhengyuanmen to play, but it's too remote, and there's no place to stay. Let alone eating and drinking, it's too inconvenient!"

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Han Lingjun swiped through the comments with a smile on her face, and when she reached the last one, she suddenly became thoughtful.yes!They all overlooked an important problem, that is, Zhengyuan Gate is located in a remote place, and there is no place to stay at all.If temple fairs are held for several days in a row, where will these tourists live?If it is only held for one day, it would be a pity to spend so much time preparing for it.

Han Lingjun thought about it, and always felt that there should be something to help.So he picked up the communicator and called the secretary.

At sunset on the western mountain, Zhou Yandong reluctantly bid farewell to Tan Jinlin.Fortunately, with Li Jin's death-free gold medal, he can finally come here anytime.When going out, the communicator vibrated, he got in the car, and the driver drove him to his residence.So he picked up the communicator and clicked on the message: "Did you ask for me?"

It turned out to be Liu Yunhui, Zhou Yandong instantly thought of his sexy and hot little bullet.So the corners of his lips couldn't help being stained with a bit of banter, he smiled evilly, and replied to him with a box of messages: "Oh, not yet!"

"You... how can you ask for me?!"

Zhou Yandong thought for a while, and sent a message to Liu Yunhui while laughing: "Well... unless you give me a live version, otherwise, don't talk about it!"