Being cannon fodder in dog-blood texts [Crossing Books]

Ye Wan said hello to Wang Chengji, and took three days off to go to the office.

When he went back to work on Thursday morning, everyone in the office noticed that Ye Wan, who appeared after three days, was still in a casual suit and looked sharp, but... unexpectedly, he had a hand in his hand. Carrying a bag of sugar, sugar?

"Yezi." It happened that Wang Chengji was chasing Song Yangshu to ask for a report in the hall, and the two were a little stunned when they saw it: "Why are you bringing candy?"

"This." Ye Wan looked down at the big bag of candy in his hand, paused for a moment and said frankly: "For you to eat."

... Ye Wan, who was always so busy that he didn't even bother to eat lunch, actually gave them candy after asking for three days off?Oh my god, could it be that he has been remodeled somewhere in the past three days?Wang Chengji and Song Yangshu looked at each other dumbfounded, and asked stupidly, "Why did you bring us a trip?"

"Oh, I went to France." Ye Wan innocently pointed to this bag of candy, which looked very luxurious in packaging: "I heard that the candy is quite delicious."

"You, you went to France?" Wang Chengji was taken aback, and asked stupidly, "What are you doing in France?"

Everyone in the room looked at Ye Wan's straightforward words: "Going to get the certificate."

Song Yangshu, who was frantically chasing the report, spewed out the water from his mouth when he heard this, and there was an earth-shattering coughing sound in the silent office - which was mixed with the surprised chatter of a group of melon-eaters: "What? Stuff? What did you say you were doing?"

"Certificate? What kind of certificate do you have?"

"This..." Ye Wan pursed her lips and smiled: "Marriage certificate."

Everyone: "..."

"And this." Ye Wan pointed to the candy in his hand in dead silence, and emphasized: "It's actually a wedding candy."

In fact, Ye Wan has always been very low-key, and Xu Chengxi and Xu Chengxi flew to France to get a certificate in a moment of enthusiasm, but they didn't expect so many details, and they didn't think that they should send wedding candy to colleagues after getting the certificate and marriage. This was Xu Chengxi before going to work Remind him of—

"You think I bought it from Tangbai in France." Xu Chengxi rubbed his hair before sending him to work and got off the bus, and smiled leisurely: "Hey, don't forget to give it to your colleagues, just say it's from France." Just bring back the wedding candy."

So Ye Wan told him the truth according to what Xu Chengxi taught him...The reaction of these people afterwards was actually within his expectation.

"Damn it?!" Wang Chengji's frightened eyeballs almost popped out, he rushed over and held Ye Wan's shoulders, shaking wildly, and asked, "What did you say? Are you married? Damn, when did you have a daughter?" Friend? How could it be faster than Lao Tzu, who is already engaged!!! Tell me, when did you quietly leave the ranks of single dogs?"

"That's right!!" The other colleagues were also shocked by the explosive news, and they were all filled with righteous indignation: "Lao Ye, you are not kind! You sneaky and got the certificate without introducing your sister-in-law to us?!"

"That's right, I always thought you didn't have a girlfriend, and I wanted to introduce you to someone before..."

"Well, thank you for your kindness." Ye Wan's mind was almost blown by this moment's uproar, and he quickly interrupted their yelling unbearably, and said mercilessly: "Let's work."

"What are you doing?" Wang Chengji rushed over to stop Ye Wan who was about to leave, and asked, "Quickly, what do you think?"

"...What do I think?" Ye Wan was speechless: "Is it strange to get married when I'm old?"

This...isn't surprising, but this is too unexpected, right? !Wang Chengji and Ye Wan stared at each other for a long while before saying on behalf of all the curious office staff: "Then you have to bring your partner, oh no, wife, and show us!"

Speaking of this, Ye Wan still couldn't help but feel a little guilty—there was no other reason, but because his 'wife' was actually a man, so bringing this here...would it scare these colleagues? ?Ye Wan was really in a bit of a dilemma, so he couldn't help turning his head and glanced at Song Yangshu, who was the only one present, but the latter was too dazed to die. When he touched his eyes, he quickly shook his head like a rattle—the meaning couldn't be more obvious, this He can't help.

Ye Wan had no choice but to turn her head, and said after deliberating, "This, let me try it."

"What do you mean try it out?" Wang Chengji raised his eyebrows in dissatisfaction: "Could it be that you still want to hide your wife? How can we miss it?"

Ye Wan: "...I didn't mean that."

"If not, just bring it here." Wang Chengji made a final decision: "As a brother, you must treat him to a meal."

"Uh." Seeing Wang Chengji's appearance, Ye Wan could not help reminding him vaguely: "Actually, you have seen it before."

When he asked Wang Chengji to help him go to the hospital to deal with Chen Gang, he had met Xu Chengxi.

"Have you seen it?" Wang Chengji scratched his head wonderingly: "Where is it?"

"Forget it." Ye Wan felt that Wang Chengji probably wouldn't be able to understand what he said here, so he had to give up, and sighed helplessly: "I'll ask him to come pick me up from get off work at night."

"What?" After hearing this, all the people present criticized him as if they had eaten lemons together: "You actually asked your wife to pick you up from get off work, are you still a man?!"

Ye Wan: "..."

Forget it, he has the right to treat them as sour and jealous.

So throughout the whole day, the employees of Tianxing Office were a little unintentional about their work. They would glance at the entrance of the company after a while, all scratching their heads and eagerly waiting to see Ye Wan's 'wife' come to pick him up after work. ——It can't be blamed that this group of people who eat melons are not serious, they are too curious about who is so sacred, and can accept their company Ye Wan, the "flower of Gaoling".

And what kind of person was able to have a 'flash marriage' with Ye Wan within a few months after returning to China!

Song Yangshu, who was the only one in the audience who knew the 'insider situation', looked anxious at the innocent appearance of his colleagues around him.He couldn't help but found a free time to block Ye Wan in the tea room where the two of them often had 'trysts', and asked frantically: "Damn it, why did you get the certificate from Dr. Xu so quickly, isn't it too fast? !"

After Ye Wan finished speaking, he couldn't help sending a WeChat message to confirm with Yi Yunyin, and it was confirmed that the two of them had obtained the certificate. Even after Xu Chengxi also launched the wedding candy in the hospital, Sanguan couldn't help being shocked——Yes Who said that Brother Wan and Dr. Xu can dawdle slowly?

If people don't make a name for it, they will become a blockbuster. How long did it take to confirm the relationship? To get the certificate? !It's just scaring me to death!

Facing his wide-eyed stare, Ye Wan just said lightly: "Is there any problem?"

Song Yangshu: "..."

Fuck, no problem, you two are awesome, right?Song Yangshu went back angrily... and then quietly waited for the scene where all the staff's eyeballs fell off when they got off work. It's a bit refreshing to think about it!

At 05:30 in the evening, it was the first time that the people in the office had no enthusiasm for going home after get off work, and they all sat and waited, until the door of the office was knocked step by step——

"Here we come!" Wang Chengji immediately rushed over and opened the door. Following the sound of everyone in the office standing up in unison, he was taken aback when he saw the person outside the door: "Doctor Xu?"

The person standing outside the door was not Ye Wan's mysterious wife whom they were looking forward to, but the doctor Wang Chengji had seen in the hospital a few days ago——with Xu Chengxi's 'extraordinary beauty' appearance, Wang Chengji still Don't forget him so quickly.

"Doctor Xu, why are you here?" Subconsciously, Wang Chengji turned sideways to let Xu Chengxi in, and asked wonderingly, "Did Chen Gang's family cause trouble again?"

"No." Xu Chengxi smiled faintly, nodded politely and said, "I'm here to find Ye Wan."

"Oh oh oh." Knowing that he is Ye Wan's friend, Wang Chengji immediately went to the office on the left: "He is changing clothes and will come out later. By the way, Dr. Xu, why did you come to him? He said that today he..."

Before he finished speaking, Ye Wan pushed the door and walked out, seeing Xu Chengxi raised his eyebrows: "Here we come."

"Yeah." Xu Chengxi walked over and asked Ye Wan with puzzled eyes: "Shall we go now? Mom told us to go back for dinner."

"Okay." Ye Wan nodded, handed the elbow jacket to Xu Chengxi naturally, and then greeted Wang Chengji who was confused all the way: "Brother Wang, let's go."

"Hey, wait a minute!" After Wang Chengji was confused, he quickly stopped him: "Didn't you say that your wife is here to pick you up?"

"Yes." In Xu Chengxi's amazed and interested eyes, Ye Wan nodded generously, and in the eyes of everyone, it seemed that Xu Chengxi had hidden merit and fame: "He is me. Wife."

"..."

"Really, I got the certificate from him."

......

It completely shocked everyone here, Ye Wan and Xu Chengxi looked at each other when they went out, and couldn't hold back their laughter——

Xu Chengxi: "So, you called me here on purpose to scare them?"

"No way." Ye Wan blinked innocently: "They insisted on letting my wife come over to have a look."

"Okay, hubby." Xu Chengxi responded kindly, and opened his mouth with vulgar words: "Do you still want to be up there tonight?"

Ye Wan: "..."

"They all call themselves husbands." Xu Chengxi winked at him jokingly: "It's a pity not to try to be on top. Don't fail like last time and just make a mark on me and pretend."

...You know this person knows his 'disguise' at all, why is he so annoying?Ye Wan patted Xu Chengxi's shoulder angrily: "Are you annoying?"

"Well, my wife is wrong." Xu Chengxi smiled, stretched out his hand to grab Ye Wan's slender and delicate hand, and interlocked his fingers forcibly, and stopped teasing him.

"Little friend." On the road in the setting sun, the warm sunlight poured down on Xu Chengxi. Standing on the steps, Ye Wan saw him take out a business card-like thing from his pocket and put it on his chest. handed him a—

"I ordered it." Xu Chengxi smiled and said, "Will you read it carefully?"

Ye Wan lowered his head slightly, and couldn't help laughing out loud when he saw the line on that 'business card'. He felt that unless he was crazy, he wouldn't read this line on the street.But after a long while, Ye Wan still opened his lips lightly, considering his wife's childish behavior like that of a child——

"Let's get to know each other legally."

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The next book of "Being a Fool in the Dog's Blood [Crossing the Book]" for collection

Archived, thieves must be investigated

Wang Xuzhen once transmigrated into a book, and transmigrated onto the hero's idiot brother

The idiot brother is really stupid, the kind with a sick mind.Nothing but a cute face, silly, white and sweet

His parents thought he was a fool and adopted a younger brother

Since I was a child, I have been very eccentric, the work that was driven to the construction site was done by a fool, but all the money belonged to my younger brother

Wang Xuzhen looked at the world with the skin of a fool, and suddenly discovered many interesting things——

For example, the younger brother who dislikes fools on the outside is actually a guy who often stuffs him with candy

For example, the parents promised to buy a mobile phone for him with all the salary of the fool, but they only bought a mobile phone for the elderly

For example... When he followed his parents to visit a wealthy neighbor many years ago, the neighbor's son secretly tricked Wang Xuzhen upstairs, covered his eyes and gave him a firm kiss——

Wang Xuzhen: ...

Little fool, the wealthy prince bent his exquisite phoenix eyes and said with an ambiguous smile: This is playing a game.

Wang Xuzhen: ...

Only then did Wang Xuzhen know that even if he is a fool, there are people who secretly like her.

It's just... how regretful this person would be if he knew he wasn't a fool

#乱乱风流影帝攻 x silly white sweet cut black [-]-line subject

# Gong likes not the original owner of a fool, this article will explain

#无样沙砖甜文, viewers beware!

"The villain boss refuses to wash white"

When Tang Sitong woke up, he became the big villain that everyone shouted and beat in the article - harassing celebrities, eating, drinking, gambling, all kinds of poisons, basically doing all kinds of crimes, and a lot of history

But Tang Sitong refused to wash his hands, so why is this villain with tens of billions worth of whitewashing?Labor and capital pretending to be a hardworking and kind person?

Tang Sitong resolutely carried 200 billion in his pocket, but after a while, the nightmare came - those starlets who had been taken care of by the original body all came to him!And they are all men!

Looking at the seven beautiful big boys pestering me all day long, I asked myself, "Mr. Tang, don't you love me anymore?" 'Tang Sitong is about to collapse—he can't wait to buy a quiet place with 200 billion!

As a last resort, Tang Sitong had no choice but to find Ke Xiao, the only one of the celebrities who had been harassed by the original body who hadn't come to pester him, for consultation——

[Tang Sitong paid out, very humbly: May I ask what made you dislike me before?

Ke Xiao: Why do you ask this?

Tang Sitong: Let me learn so that other people don't like me that much. 】

【Um?Ke Xiao raised his eyebrows, and after a while, he said slowly and meaningfully: I'm afraid it won't work.

Tang Stong:? ? ?

Ke Xiao: Mr. Tang, you always just watch but don’t eat. Others can get money without paying their bodies. Of course they pester you]

What?Tang Sitong was shocked - the original body had harassed so many male stars, yet he hadn't slept? !

Under Tang Sitong's astonished eyes, Ke Xiao smiled: So you have to sleep with them.

Then he stood up and unbuttoned his shirt: let me practice for you.

Tang Stong: ...

Isn't this fucking forced into prostitution?

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