Being cannon fodder in dog-blood texts [Crossing Books]

In the end, even Chen Gang and his family members came to 'rescue', but the police finally decided to give a three-day detention warning.Ye Wan was not interested in listening to the unrelenting quarrels of a group of people, so he pushed Wang Chao and Huang Han, who were extremely excited about their new life, to the outside.

"Ye Wan." As soon as he walked out of the gate of the police station and went down the steps, Ye Wan heard Xu Chengxi calling faintly behind him: "Wait."

Ye Wan paused and looked back at him: "What are you doing?"

Xu Chengxi stood on the steps and looked down at him, seeming to be in a good mood. Although there was no obvious smile on his face, there was always a soft smile on his face.His black eyes seemed to blend into the galaxy of the night, staring at Ye Wan shining brightly and asked: "May I have a few words with you."

Say a few words... nothing?After all, he is still Xu Chengxi's lawyer in name, Ye Wan thought for a moment and followed Xu Chengxi.But walking and walking...

Xu Chengxi couldn't bear it anymore and looked back, looked at Wang Chao and Huang Han behind him, and tried to maintain a polite mood: "Can you avoid it for a while?"

"Ah?" Wang Chao's train of thought was Tie Hanhan, remembering that Ye Wan let them follow Xu Chengxi all the time, Gen, who broke through the south wall and didn't look back, immediately shook his head: "No way."

Xu Chengxi: "..."

"That." Ye Wan glanced at Xu Chengxi's forehead twitching lightly from the corner of his eyes, and thought to himself that one thing is one thing, and Xu Chengxi, who likes to play routines, has to be dealt with by such a simple and simple person.Ye Wan held back his smile, and finally gave Xu Chengxi a way out: "You guys wait for me here, don't follow."

Wang Chao and Huang Han had no choice but to listen to Ye Wan's words, so they had no choice but to stop at the moment, scratching their heads on the spot, and let out a rather lonely 'oh' - just like two big golden retrievers abandoned by their owners .

"Okay." After turning to an empty corner, Ye Wan stood still and looked at Xu Chengxi and asked, "What do you want to say?"

Xu Chengxi was thinking about the seemingly "constructive" answers of a series of "how to pursue boys" that Baidu researched yesterday, pondered for a moment and asked lightly: "Can you pull me out of the blacklist?"

In the past few days, he insisted on sending Ye Wan WeChat every day, but without exception, he saw the little red exclamation mark in front of the message—Ye Wan had blacklisted him for a whole week, since their last "field battle" start.

But the "teaching" on the Internet said that you should "annoy" the person you want to pursue more. The Franklin effect makes people understand, "You have to ask for help, to trouble him to do something for you, so that the other person feels his own love." Value, and then you give him small rewards, such as treating him to dinner, watching a movie and drinking drinks."

Xu Chengxi thinks it makes sense, but he has absolutely no chance now - because he can't contact Ye Wan at all.So how to get Ye Wan to pull him out of the blacklist is the first problem he needs to overcome.

Unexpectedly, he would be so straightforward, Ye Wan was taken aback, and looked at him jokingly: "Why should I pull you out?"

"—Are you waiting to be harassed every day?"

The 'harassment' maniac Xu Chengxi was not ashamed but proud, and said bluntly, "Because I want to invite you to watch a movie."

"......what?"

"Can't you see it?" Xu Chengxi felt a little failed, and sighed lowly: "I want to chase you."

"You." Ye Wan didn't expect the conversation to be so strange at all, he was stunned, his tongue paused as if tied in a knot, and then he asked: "What the hell are you trying to do?"

"Are you a ghost?" Xu Chengxi said earnestly, "If you do, I want to fuck you."

Ye Wan felt goosebumps all over his body, and couldn't bear it anymore, he stretched out his hand and shouted to stop: "Xu Chengxi, hurry up and get back to normal!"

Huh, it seems that Ye Wan's mood fluctuated greatly when he said that.Xu Chengxi raised his eyebrows, as if he had discovered something very interesting, and continued to maintain his 'embarrassment': "No way, I can't hold back my confession when I see you."

Ye Wan shivered, moved his wrist and turned to look at him: "...Do you want me to kill you?"

"...No." When Xu Chengxi thought of being released from the blacklist, he felt that it was okay to be beaten, so he bit the bullet and said again: "Do you know why I am afraid of you?"

Um?Ye Wan wondered: "What?"

"Because he's a good man," Xu Chengxi paused, and said in a self-defeating manner, "I'm afraid of my wife."

......

Ten minutes later, two people came out from the corner of the alley.Xu Chengxi's hair was slightly disheveled, but his fair and handsome face was slightly bruised at the corner of his mouth, as if he had been punched by someone.Wang Chao and Huang Han stood up when they saw it, and asked carelessly, "Doctor Xu, what's wrong with your face?"

"It's nothing." Xu Chengxi glanced at Ye Wan who was still angry, and said with a light smile, "Knocked me accidentally."

"Where is this?" Huang Han asked very 'caringly': "Why does it look like someone beat you?"

"Wang Chao, Huang Han, let's go." Ye Wan interrupted their concern forcefully, and left without looking back, with a dazed face, walking quickly, as if he didn't want to stay here for a second longer .

Xu Chengxi didn't stop him, and just smiled when he saw it—although he was beaten, it was worth it to be released after serving his sentence in the small black room.It seems that messing around is easy, but Ye Wan couldn't take it anymore, so in order to make him shut up, he pulled him out of the little dark room.

Xu Chengxi bowed his head and took out his mobile phone, and sent Ye Wan a rustic love story that he had just picked up from the Internet-'The sea of ​​bitterness has no limit, it is me who turns back. '

As a result, just after it was sent, there was the familiar little red exclamation mark in front of the message, prompting 'You have been blocked by the other party or have been deleted. '

"..."

Only then did Xu Chengxi feel a dull pain in the corner of his mouth, hiss, the beating was in vain.

But it doesn't matter, he still has a lot of 'movements' in Baidu's chasing book, he tries them one by one, maybe sooner or later there will be one that will soften Ye Wan's heart - the kid must still care about him.

So Ye Wan went to work the next day. At ten o'clock, a courier boy dressed in colorful clothes knocked on the door of the office. His voice was so loud that all the employees could hear: "Mr. Ye Wan is there? Here is your flower , please sign for it."

Ten o'clock is usually the busiest time in the office, and there are no clients who come to the door to make jokes. As soon as this remark came out, Ye Wan immediately received all the attention and joking jokes from around: "Hey, Ye Zi, who is so romantic? Big bouquet of roses."

These days, it is not uncommon for a woman to receive 99 roses delivered to her door, but the man...Ye Wan himself was also in a dazed state, walking over in a daze.After signing for it, he was even a little embarrassed to take back this bouquet of roses of unknown origin but quite flamboyant and bright. He was thinking about whether to use them as an air freshener in the toilet, when his eyes glanced at a card inside——

Well, now you can know who is so boring.

Ye Wan raised his eyebrows with great interest, picked up the card and opened it, only to see the thin handwriting on it flying like a phoenix: I have several hundred million projects and want to talk to you alone, if it's convenient, come to the hospital, Xu Chengxi.

...Fuck, this man is sick.Ye Wan red-faced and stuffed the card back into the flower, seeing Song Yangshu and the others approach them smilingly, subconsciously hid the flower behind him.

Song Yangshu: "Brother Wan, who gave it to you?"

"I don't know." Ye Wan answered decisively, gritting his teeth: "Maybe it's a mental illness."

...Psycho What are you mad at?Song Yangshu was silent and asked, "Where are the flowers placed on your table?"

"Are you free?"

With such a large bouquet of flowers on his table, what else should he do?

"Uh, that's on the window sill?" Song Yangshu scratched his head, planned the layout of the office by himself, and said with a final word: "It just so happens that our office lacks greenery!"

Song Yangshu called this thing his mother 'greening'?Ye Wan glanced at him speechlessly, unable to deny it, so this bouquet of flowers was put down in the office that lacked greenery. After all, if you want to live a good life, you have to...

It's just that Song Yangshu didn't expect that after a few days, there would be more and more "greening" in their office, and it had gradually developed to the point where there were no more piles to fill the bird and fish market.Ye Wan didn't care about Xu Chengxi's "hundreds of millions of cases" earthy invitation, and he was still doing what he should do, but during the week that he didn't see Xu Chengxi, this guy was invulnerable, and he came to send flowers regardless of the weather—all kinds Yes, roses, lilies, and tulips are full of stars. They can all be flower shops here.

And every time it was the flower delivery boy who was dressed in red and willow green, when he came to deliver 128 violets on the eighth day, the look in Ye Wan's eyes was already quite weird - this can't be blamed on the flower delivery brother, really Anyone who encounters the incident of giving a man a large bouquet of flowers in a row will find it strange.

Ye Wan endured his shame every time and silently signed for the receipt. Several times he wanted to refuse to sign for the receipt, but he couldn't bear the pitiful "Sir, if you don't accept it, we won't be able to complete the order and we will be fined"" Crying and begging, she could only swallow her anger and act as a gardener every day under the eyes of gossip.

Moreover, Xu Chengxi not only sent flowers, but also sent an earthy love story in the card every day, for example——

'Think about me when you're bored, don't waste time'

'I think you are like a game, minecraft. '

'Facing you, I am not only considerate, I am also considerate. '

......Etc., etc.

Faced with such goosebump-inducing goosebumps, Ye Wan could no longer bear it. Sometimes he really had the urge to pull Xu Chengxi out of the blacklist and swear - but in this way Isn't it right in his arms?

No, he has to go down with Xu Chengxi just now!

But today, something is wrong.When Ye Wan signed for the receipt, he looked at Xu Chengxi's earthy love story today, "It's my first time chasing someone, please forgive me if I'm a little stupid." His eyebrows moved slightly, and he suddenly felt... Xu Chengxi shouldn't have said these words on Baidu on the Internet.

He pursed his lips and asked the flower delivery boy to wait for the first time.Ye Wan went back to the table and took a pen, crossed out Xu Chengxi's words on the same card, and wrote down the words 'forgive your mother! '.

Only then did Ye Wan feel happy, smiled very rarely, put the card back into a large handful of birds of paradise, and said very comfortably: "Please send it to the customer office on the [-]th floor of the Third Hospital."

Oh, it's just annoying, who wouldn't?

The author has something to say: Xu Ge Baidu's love book alias "On how to be hit by a wife in [-] ways"!