Being cannon fodder in dog-blood texts [Crossing Books]

Xu Chengxi almost opened the door with a 'murderer'-like arrogance, and the three characters 'unhappy' were written all over his usually calm face.When he opened the door and saw the big stupid faces of Yi Yunyin and Song Yangshu, Xu Chengxi really had the urge to pack them up and throw them out together—if he wanted to find someone more innocent than these two in this world It is quite difficult for those who have no eyesight.

The current situation is that these two people didn't see Xu Chengxi's complexion at all, and held up the big bag in his hand with a smile: "Hahaha, are you lonely, do you want to have a hot pot together?"

Xu Chengxi's forehead twitched slightly, and said expressionlessly, "It's not necessary."

"Uh, actually the two of us are here to look for Wanzi, who knows he's not at home." Song Yangshu and Yi Yunyin grumbled and complained, they walked into the door uninvited, but as soon as they entered...

"Meat balls?!" Song Yangshu looked at the figure he couldn't find just now in shock, and said bluntly: "Why are you here? You and Dr. Xu..."

"Shut up." Ye Wan interrupted Xu Chengxi viciously before he came back.

Song Yangshu took a deep breath, and closed his mouth obediently—like a clam spirit.But as the terminator who interrupted their charming atmosphere just now, this person is worthy of praise.So after Ye Wan finished being fierce, he became a little gentle again: "Why are you and Dr. Yi here?"

"Actually, we went to look for you next door." Seeing that Ye Wan didn't hear their conversation at the door, Song Yangshu repeated the truth: "I didn't find it, so I came to Dr. Xu's house, but... Cough cough cough."

The last few 'cough cough' were very spiritual, Ye Wan was silent for a moment, opened his mouth hesitantly, but finally said nothing - he couldn't find any perfect excuse for a while.

Fortunately, Song Yangshu didn't get to the bottom of it, and in a blink of an eye, he happily raised two bags: "Come and eat!"

Ye Wan: "..."

So the four of them inexplicably got together to get busy, and had a not-so-pleasant and harmonious dinner—the source of the disharmony mainly came from Yi Yunyin.This anorectal doctor, oh no, he should be called the director now. He has been telling interesting stories about hospitals for ten years, with the goal of successfully making people lose their appetite.

"Tell me, is the atmosphere really more open now?" After eating for less than half, Yi Yunyin turned on the microphone and said with emotion: "Is it more acceptable to people like us?"

He suddenly brought up such a profound topic, and the other three people in the room were taken aback. After a while, Xu Chengxi clinked glasses with him: "How do you say?"

"I think there are quite a lot of people like this now, and the public's acceptance is also high." Yi Yunyin smiled and said jokingly: "And now the Internet is basically always open to two men to match up, you see Two days ago, you and classmate Xiaoye were exposed to YY by the unscrupulous media, and many nurses in our hospital were quite excited about eating sipi, but few of them were disgusted."

Xu Chengxi raised his eyebrows: "So what?"

"Maybe one day, Squirrel and I will be able to give out wedding candy after receiving the certificate." Yi Yunyin said solemnly, and made Song Yangshu, who was next to him who was eating wildly, blush, blushing and glaring at him, but that guy was very frank, There is a hint of ridicule in the frankness: "Unlike some people, the flowing water is ruthless."

Xu Chengxi: "..."

This time, Ye Wan, who was eating silently next to him, also choked up - the anorectal doctor was no longer hinting, but was clearly calling them two.

"Shut up and eat if you have nothing to do." Xu Chengxi pushed his head down roughly, and almost missed it in the bowl: "Don't lament those useless things."

"Tch, I once felt that the night before yesterday, a handsome guy accompanied his partner to my department to see a doctor, two men." After a while, Yi Yunyin couldn't hold back anymore, and talked about anorectal department again with great interest. Interesting Stories', at the dinner table, regardless of Sanlian’s ignorance, he said vividly: "The two of them got something in and couldn’t get it out, so they went to see a doctor. Tsk tsk, these two guys are quite honest, they didn’t make up anything like others It’s an excuse for being mentally retarded, just saying it’s fun and overturned.”

Three: "..."

"And guess what they said."

"Fuck, we're not interested in guessing." Although Song Yangshu was usually happy to hear him talk about these weird things, it's different to tell him alone or in front of several people.Thinking that this person was his boyfriend, Song Yangshu felt a sense of 'public execution'. He couldn't help turning his chopsticks and hitting the back of Yi Yunyin's hand, angrily said: "Hurry up if you want to say it!"

Anyway, it's unrealistic to stop Yi Yunyin, it's better to let him get over the pressure early!

"He and his boyfriend complained about the poor quality of Taobao together with me." Yi Yunyin couldn't help laughing when she recalled it: "It takes a thousand-character negative review to relieve my anger."

...Did you go to the hospital for saying that the props are not good enough in a thousand words?Although a few people got the point of laughing, they all endured it in this strange and inexplicable environment, looking at each other with serious faces—the corners of their foreheads and mouths twitched slightly.

"Hey, hey." As a result, the silence made Yi Yunyin feel that his level of jokes had dropped, and he patted the table dissatisfied: "Why didn't you respond?!"

Xu Chengxi: "Shut up."

Yi Yunyin: "..."

"I'm explaining the progress of society." He said seriously, then turned his head unexpectedly, and said solemnly to Song Yangshu, "Squirrel, come home with me during the Chinese New Year."

With a 'plop', the fishball held by Song Yangshu's chopsticks fell on the table, his eyes widened, and he stuttered unconsciously: "You, what did you say?"

"Going home during the Chinese New Year." Yi Yunyin said lightly, as if hiding his merit and fame: "I'm coming out of the closet."

Fuck it, when Ye Wan heard these decisive words, the tip of his tongue was scalded unexpectedly.Unexpectedly... Yi Yunyin doesn't look like a four-six-year-old guy on weekdays, but he's quite strong in this regard.

"Don't be impulsive." Song Yangshu didn't care that this was a table for four people and he had to be reserved, and hurriedly said: "Be careful, you will be beaten to death!"

Yi Yunyin: "No...they are all expecting me to find someone. After all, I am about to enter the ranks of forty."

At the age of 33, he said that he ran to four, and he was not as shameless as rounding up.Looking forward to finding a date...but is the date a man?Song Yangshu thought about that scene and felt scared, so he couldn't help shaking his hands: "It's still not possible."

Ye Wan: "Why?"

He felt a little strange. Since they were going to be together, they would have to face their parents sooner or later. I'm afraid it would be useless.If you are afraid, it is better not to be together in the first place.But Ye Wan doesn't know that many people are not as straightforward as him, and they even deal with their targets with the mentality of dying if they are happy, especially the homosexual group.

To be honest, Song Yangshu also had this kind of thought in his heart. He held his chin in depression: "I'm afraid that Yi Yunyin and I will die on the spot together."

In the eyes of the elders, what is it like for an out-of-the-closet son to bring a man home for the New Year?Isn't he the image of a 'male vixen' who seduced Yi Yunyin?Song Yangshu felt that he couldn't carry this blame!

"No, I have to go." Yi Yunyin grabbed Song Yangshu's wrist and said hastily: "I have to catch up with Lao Xu in this respect, and he definitely can't bring his partner home before me!"

Song Yangshu: "...you must be out of your mind."

In fact, although he said so on the lips, he couldn't help but have a faint expectation in his heart.Song Yangshu couldn't help turning his head away to look at Brother Wan, and Ye Wan's face was a little stiff—although it didn't sound like it had anything to do with him, but what kind of chatter were they four thousand-year-old foxes? The hint of goods couldn't be more obvious.

"Who said that?" But Xu Chengxi was not angry. He wiped his mouth with a tissue and asked slowly, "Do you think that uncles and aunts will greet you happily when you take classmate Song back?"

"...Nonsense, your parents can happily celebrate your coming out." Yi Yunyin didn't take it seriously at his sarcasm, and continued: "Anyway, I'll take it back first."

Xu Chengxi said flatly: "My parents probably won't be happy, but they will agree."

"...Ah?" Everyone here thought they heard it wrong, especially Yi Yunyin, who felt that Xu Chengxi's attitude was like playing, so he couldn't help asking again: "What did you say?"

Xu Chengxi smiled, and said the words to Yi Yunyin, but stared at the stiff Ye Wan and repeated: "I said, my parents will agree."

Ye Wan turned his head away uncomfortably to avoid staring at him, and ate meat in a concealed manner, feeling an inexplicable sense of 'thumping' in his heart.

Yi Yunyin: "...you must be bragging."

"I didn't lie to you." Xu Chengxi gave an example seriously: "Yesterday my mother saw that I was on the hot search, and she called me and said that if I really can't bring my girlfriend back, I can bring a boyfriend back."

Damn it, Ye Wan choked on the water gloriously, and coughed wildly.He felt that Xu Chengxi was just talking nonsense, coughing and waving his hands to explain to the stunned duo of sand sculptures: "Cough cough, don't, don't listen to his nonsense, aunt is not like that...not serious people."

In fact, he was a little guilty when he said this, because he felt that at some point, Lian Yunxi's brain circuit seemed... probably a little unscrupulous in the same strain as Xu Chengxi.

But Ye Wan firmly believed that Xu Chengxi was absolutely talking nonsense this time.

"What, what?" But Ye Wan once again forgot that Yi Yunyin and Song Yangshu are a sand sculpture couple with a unified brain circuit. After hearing this, they did not condemn the 'nonsense' Xu Chengxi, but persisted. Staring at Ye Wan in a daze, he asked stupidly, "Have you all met your parents?"

"..." Ye Wan had the urge to punch their dog's head off, and said angrily, "What nonsense are you talking about?!"

He obviously had a 'clean and innocent' relationship with Xu Chengxi up to now, so why did he speed up his progress as if he was an aircraft carrier when he came to these two people's mouths!

"They may be talking nonsense, but I'm not talking nonsense." Xu Chengxi looked at Ye Wan seriously, and asked, "Why don't you go back with me and try?"