Being cannon fodder in dog-blood texts [Crossing Books]

In Xu's family, because of this episode of the 'blind date incident', Xu Chengxi left without taking a few mouthfuls of the feast.When I returned to the hospital in the afternoon, it was rare to catch up with a good day when I didn't have to work overtime, but Xu Chengxi checked several wards, and when he got off work, he was so hungry that he almost couldn't stand still.

Sure enough, as a doctor, if you don't eat well at noon, you will die.

Xu Chengxi walked out of the door of the ward and held the handrail next to him for two seconds, only to meet Yi Yunyin, an anorectal doctor, passing by, and it was too bad to be ridiculed——

"Yo, your face is pale, you are frightened by the patient's bones."

"...Hungry." Xu Chengxi replied lazily after recovering from the energy, and counterattacked sharply: "You are not frightened by all kinds of internal and external hemorrhoids, how can I be frightened by bones?" arrive."

"Fuck, are you really hungry?" Yi Yunyin jumped unconvinced after being counterattacked: "Hemorrhoids are mentioned when you are hungry, can you eat later?"

"I haven't seen anything as a doctor." Xu Chengxi glanced at him with a 'hehe': "What are you pretending to be pure, isn't it time for you to eat in front of the structure diagram?"

Xu Chengxi and Yi Yunyin probably have a natural horoscope disagreement, and what they encounter in the hospital on weekdays is to hurt each other and bury each other—however, after the burying, they have a tacit understanding and feel that the other party is a rare person who can have a common language.After all, they are all gifted young talents who have studied in foreign countries and became attending doctors at a young age, and they have a sense of pride of "I am the smartest in the world" in their thoughts.

After the mutual loss, they made an appointment to have dinner together.

Probably because Xu Chengxi's hungry face was pale and pitiful today, and it was rare for Yi Yunyin not to share those "interesting things about anorectal science" with him during the meal, but his mouth still couldn't stop——

"Why did you choose this place to eat?" Yi Yunyin hadn't eaten food like 'grilled skewers' for 800 years, which seriously failed to meet the health indicators. He was sitting on a bench in a small roadside stall at the moment, Dissatisfied and asked: "Do you miss the campus life?"

This place is still at the downstairs entrance of a community near A University, and there is no sign at all.Listening to Yi Yunyin's slightly sarcastic question, Xu Chengxi didn't answer, but just sat down a little, and glanced at his watch for a while.

He knew that his behavior was more or less like waiting for a rabbit, and there was a high probability that he would never meet Ye Wan, but... what if he could?If you can meet him, if you take advantage of the opportunity and invite him to a meal or something, wouldn't you be earning money?In fact, Xu Chengxi doesn't always think about "encountering" with Ye Wan on weekdays, but today, I don't know if he was stimulated by those photos of his mother, and suddenly wants to see him very much.

His uneasy look at his watch for a while naturally couldn't escape Yi Yunyin's eyes, who was a little confused: "Are you going to perform the song 'Uneasy' with your eyes?"

Xu Chengxi: "..."

Every time he ate with Yi Yunyin, he wished that there would be a steady stream of food poured into his mouth so that he would stop expressing all kinds of feelings.Just as Xu Chengxi was about to speak, he raised his eyes and saw a figure approaching not far away. His eyes changed immediately, and he sat up straight.

Yi Yunyin: "???"

Sensing Xu Chengxi's change, Yi Yunyin followed his eyes keenly to look back, and saw a boy who could be called 'amazing'.He is very young, pure and immature like a college student, with black hair that sticks to his ear softly and obediently, and he is also carrying a big backpack.

Yi Yunyin is aware of Xu Chengxi's sexual orientation, and at this moment, he feels blessed in his heart——

"You don't mean to wait here on purpose for this boy, do you?" He lowered his voice and asked Xu Chengxi.

Xu Chengxi remained silent, but fixed his eyes on Ye Wan who was still ignorant of the two gazes from this side.Now Yi Yunyin found it interesting, knowing Xu Chengxi for so many years, it was the first time he had seen him use such a 'caring' look towards others.

Yi Yunyin decided that he wanted to be a good person, so he resolutely raised his voice to Ye Wan who was about to pass by, "Student——"

Ye Wan heard the sound and looked sideways, and Yi Yunyin clearly saw that his eyes paused, as if he was also quite surprised.Then Yi Yunyin saw that he was completely ignoring the person who made the sound, and only said to Xu Chengxi with some hesitation: "You..."

"What a coincidence." Xu Chengxi changed into his usual appearance of pretending to be a wolf with a big tail, and pointed at the empty chair to Ye Wan politely: "Just finished class? Have a meal together?"

Yi Yunyin watched the little boy frown slightly, and seemed to be struggling for a while and sat down.

For a moment, Yi Yunyin's heart was a little complicated - he didn't expect Xu Chengxi to be such a beast, and a college student who was almost ten years younger than him could spread his magic claws.On the other hand... he suddenly felt like a big, shiny light bulb.

However, Xu Chengxi and Ye Wan didn't care about his light bulb. After sitting down, Ye Wan casually ordered a staple food and asked, "Has your house been renovated?"

Xu Chengxi: "Not yet."

Ye Wan frowned: "Then why come here to eat?"

Xu Chengxi: "..."

The topic was ended by Ye Wan in an instant, and the whole dining table fell into an embarrassing silence.Rao Yi Yunyin didn't know what these two people were talking about, and also felt the embarrassment of being invisible and intangible. One minute later, Yi Yunyin's phone vibrated, and he picked it up to see that it was a WeChat message from Xu Chengxi——

[Xu Chengxi: Say something to ease the atmosphere. ]

Fuck, is he some sketch and cross talk actor?Yi Yunyin put away his phone cursing inwardly. He didn't want to pay attention to Xu Chengxi, but as a person who has been enthusiastic and flamboyant since he was a child, he would feel uncomfortable if he didn't speak for a few minutes. After thinking about it, Yi Yunyin still spoke.

"Uh, a patient came to our department two days ago." Yi Yunyin was in the middle of speaking, looked at Ye Wan and introduced herself: "Hello, I am a doctor from the third hospital, Yi Yunyin."

I don't know if it was her own illusion, but after introducing herself, Yi Yunyin suddenly felt that the sharp and indifferent vigilance and hostility in the boy's eyes suddenly dissipated a lot.

"Hello." Ye Wan also introduced himself: "Ye Wan."

"Yeah." Yi Yunyin went through a cutscene, and then enthusiastically shared with them the 'interesting stories' in the hospital: "I was on the night shift that night, and his family sent it to him in the middle of the night. Do you know what the disease is? Is it?"

Ye Wan asked cooperatively: "What?"

"He put a bottle of shower gel in his pocket, just the small ones." Yi Yunyin said while describing the size with gestures: "A young man in his twenties."

Ye Wan: "..."

He felt lucky that he didn't drink water, otherwise he would have to spit it out.

"Then I asked him how he did it when I took notes, and guess what he said?"

Ye Wan couldn't cooperate anymore, but Yi Yunyin seemed to be asking the question just like that, and didn't need the cooperation of others, so he revealed the answer to them on his own: "He said that he slipped and fell while taking a bath and sat down accidentally. Go in hahahahaha."

After Yi Yunyin finished speaking, she couldn't help pounding the table and laughing loudly.In fact, Ye Wan also thought it was a bit funny, but such a curious thing made him unable to laugh bluntly with this kind of "anorectal" doctor who had experienced a lot of wind and waves.

But Xu Chengxi had heard him talk too much about such funny things in the anorectal department, and he had long been indifferent. Instead, he turned his head and focused on observing Ye Wan's micro-expression, and couldn't help pursing the corners of his lips.

Yi Yunyin laughed for a long time and saw that the two were indifferent, she frowned in confusion: "Isn't it funny?"

"No, it's quite funny." Ye Wan was afraid of hurting his self-confidence, so he quickly praised him. He suddenly felt that this person was quite interesting, and couldn't help but ask the follow-up: "And then."

"Then I'll deal with it for him." Yi Yunyin gave a helpless 'tsk tsk' twice: "Young people like to play with these new things now. I don't think it's the first time his sphincter has been abused like this."

Xu Chengxi finally couldn't help coughing twice.

As a doctor, he is familiar with everything, and feels that any surprising things in the world are flat, and as time goes by, he speaks very straightforwardly and irritably.But ordinary people are different, Xu Chengxi is not sure if Ye Wan will subconsciously feel uncomfortable when he hears such a straightforward and 'vulgar' description.

In fact, Ye Wan's throat choked when he heard the keywords 'sphincter' and 'abuse', and he asked blankly, "You said he was playing a game?"

"Of course." Yi Yunyin glanced at him with a smile: "Then what do you think?"

Ye Wan: "...I thought he really sat in it by accident."

"..." Yi Yunyin was stunned for a second, then couldn't help but pounded the table and laughed wildly again: "Hahahahahaha!!!"

Now, even Xu Chengxi couldn't help laughing with his head propped up, his voice was short and deep, as seductive as ever.

Ye Wan blushed from the laughter of these two people, and began to regret why she sat down and listened to their nonsense.Fortunately, Xu Chengxi was also afraid that he would be really annoyed, so he stopped after laughing a few times. His clear eyebrows were tinged with a little bit of a smile, which was extremely gentle. He explained to Ye Wan in a serious and patient manner: "Generally, this These are all excuses, he said it politely, and the doctor listened politely."

Ye Wan felt as if a strange new world had opened before his eyes: "Then, then he..."

"Usually someone else stuffs it for him." Yi Yunyin kindly popularized science, and when explaining it was unusually tactful: "My own words...can't be so ruthless, do you understand?"

Ye Wan was silent, he understood, but at the same time felt that the meal was a bit unbearable—why did he listen to the anorectal doctor tell 'jokes' during the meal? !