Smile and swing sword
Chapter 107 1 laugh
Pretending to be an adult, the little boy turned to Xiang Tianyou with his arms crossed, his eyes turned and he asked, "Do you have something to ask? I'll ask again later, but there is no apology."
Xiang Tianyou said calmly: "There is no need to do this, I will exchange one news for you, there are three in total."
The boy wrinkled his nose in thought, and said in a disdainful tone, "I don't know if the old man knows everything in the Zunfu, how can other people's news matter?"
"So, you don't want to know the method of getting out of the boy's body? If you can freely enter and exit the deer mountain, you don't want to hear it either?"
The man's eyelids twitched, and he lowered his eyebrows to look at the boy, but seeing that his expression was normal, he realized that he had lost his composure, and hurriedly looked away, only to see Xiang Tianyou's eyes staring straight at Tianyou, who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and he couldn't help but let out a long sigh in his heart, Back off with hands tied.
Seeing this, the boy no longer pretended to be himself, and said bluntly: "How do I know whether what you said is false or true? If you say that this method will take a year and a half to succeed, I'd better keep you here, or Do you think it's good to believe first?"
"Of course I have prepared for this." Xiang Tianyou took out three thin papers from his chest and handed them to the little boy to browse, "The deer mountain barrier cannot be broken, but if you follow this method, it will not be able to detect your body." The breath can be understood in a day or two at least, and can be grasped in three to five days at most. As for the body changes, you can operate according to the second picture, and you can temporarily maintain the youth's body for a whole day. If you want it to last longer, you will naturally need to practice and transform it slowly .”
The boy didn't show it on the surface, but in fact his heart was already full of joy. He has a lot of knowledge and knowledge, so he can naturally tell the truth from the fake, and he can tell at a glance whether the method on paper is true or a lie.After reading ten lines at a glance, the little boy put it away carefully, folded it in half and hid it in front of his chest, and said bluntly: "You are a bit interesting, and more importantly, you have the capital to be proud. Just this point is better than those who only know how to buzz. Bedbugs are much stronger, like the ones out there."
Thinking of the previous string of titles, the four of Chi Shen couldn't help looking at each other and smiling, the atmosphere became more harmonious for a while, and the boy asked again: "I've collected the things, it's your turn to ask."
Xiang Tianyou said calmly, "This first question is about a way to regenerate a broken limb."
The boy answered quickly without hesitation: "Golden doll has the best effect, but it is a pity that it has been cultivated to become a master. You think it will not be easy for it to give up its life for human beings. Let me see... at the moment, it is sleeping in Siming Mountain; The star sand is second, but it has an additional advantage over the golden doll. Once it becomes a limb, its power is far greater than that of a mortal body, and it can be divided, fused, and transformed into agility after being hit. Now it has been collected by the God of Wealth Pavilion. It's about to be auctioned, if you have one million and 80 purple jade coins on you, you will be able to compete; cicada Hanyu is barely strong, and there are three copies in Qichu Town Tianyi Pavilion, which is not rare. As for lotus root and Wenzizhu, It's just the wood lotus root and bamboo branch with a bit of aura, I don't like it, if you don't mind, just go to Penglai Island to cut and dig."
The fairy bamboo lotus root of Lingzhu was said by the boy, like sweet potatoes in the ground, worthless, Chi Shen was amused, and once again lamented the extraordinaryness of the Zunfu, and said casually: "The ten yuan Zunfu is all Mortals live here, but all the spiritual plants and spiritual treasures here are very precious, which is strange."
The boy snorted softly and said: "The Zunfu has the way of survival of the Zunfu, and outside the boundary is the practice law outside the boundary. It's a pity that although I know the heavens and the earth, I can't comprehend the rules, so that the enchantment of Xiaolushan can trap me millennium."
Both Xiang Tianyou and Luo Wu were shocked when they heard these words, and Wu Yun slapped the table in excitement, repeated a few sentences back and forth, and suddenly laughed together with Xiang Tianyou.
The boy was very annoyed, and said with a blushing face, "Wow, wow! Let me tell you something, it's a little bit cheaper for you guys, this is the second question!" Chi Shen was the only one who didn't understand, and was busy after hearing this. Arguing: "I didn't ask, you said it voluntarily, don't try to cheat!"
Xiang Tianyou followed up and said: "Yes, the second question is here now. I want the whereabouts of five holy components, one for wind spirit root practitioners, one for wood spirit root practitioners, and the remaining three Anything, whatever you want."
"You will open your mouth like a lion. Five pieces of holy artifacts are like five Chinese cabbages. No way, one way can only change the whereabouts of one holy artifact." The boy thought for a while, and said, "Don't talk about me. Bullying, I will also give you the temporary transformation method."
Xiang Tianyou nodded happily and said, "Okay."
The boy looked around at Xiang Chi and the two of them, his eyes gradually turned dark as he walked: "You are a wood spirit root, it's easy to handle, there is a holy artifact made of Wushen wood, and now it is in Siming Mountain. In the forest of gods, but with your three-legged cat skills, if you want to distinguish the real body of the holy weapon, I think it's a gamble and nine losers, so you have to ask the golden baby for help first. As for you... Fengbinglei three-line saint Elements are rare, and Feng Yuan is the most erratic thing among the eight elements... Well, there are two, but they are very common, I am afraid you will not notice them."
Xiang Tianyou couldn't help smiling: "Little baby, you know me very well."
The boy knew he was joking, so he just snorted and said, "It's not bad to have a sword, boy, do you use a sword?"
"I don't agree with dividing the components into swords, sticks and halberds. As long as it is interesting, you can use it."
"It's good to use 'as long as it's interesting, you can use it'! This sword can't kill people, it can only save people. Do you think it's interesting or not?"
Xiang Tianyou rolled his eyes, clapped his hands and shouted, "It's very interesting! Tell me more carefully."
"This sword is taken from the sea of mind. One thought is good. It exists in the invisible. It condenses essence and soul. It is called 'Smile'."
The more Xiang Tianyou listened, the more satisfied he became, he nodded and said, "It's exactly what I was thinking of, where is it?"
The boy wondered, "You really want to laugh? I don't think you'd like it with your personality. Could it be that you want to be a bodhisattva who saves lives in the future?"
"Then I don't have time to spare." Xiang Tianyou's eyes darkened, and he clenched his fists, "It's just that I'm prepared, I'm prepared..."
The boy said again: "There is still a restriction. The Laughing Sword is only useful for those who died less than seven days ago. Within seven days, the soul has not completely drifted away and can still be reunited. If it exceeds, there is no way to recover." where it goes.
The four of them had nothing else to do after asking, and they were about to leave. The boy said to Wu Yun: "Big man, I think you are the most pleasing to the eye, but you didn't get what you wanted. I heard that bright-faced boy say , you like wine very much, I happened to open two jars yesterday, if you tell me why, I will give you both."
Wu Yun hurriedly turned his head and said hello repeatedly, regardless of Luo Qian's blunt expression, he walked back into the room. The boy took out the small wine jars and put them on the table. Shaking his head, he said, "Not good."
Luo Qian snorted coldly: "I thought it was wine, you agreed."
Wu Yun smiled awkwardly: "If you say what's wrong, I can't say it, I just think it's not good." Then he picked up another jar, and as soon as Fang brought it close to his nose, his eyes lit up, without saying a word, just raised it up. After drinking heavily, before the boy stopped him, he gulped it all down. After drinking, his face turned purple, his eyes wandered, and he appeared drunk!
Luo Qian was well aware of Wu Yun's drinking capacity, seeing his expression was different at this meeting, he became flustered in a hurry, stepped forward to support his shoulders while checking and scolded: "Smelly alcoholic, you will be willing to drink to death!"
Wu Yun replied intermittently: "Drink, you won't die if you drink it, because your power is sealed...that's why it's like this, but this wine, wine is good wine!"
Seeing that he was fine, Luo Qian let go of his mind and sneered: "Naturally, wine is good, but I am bad. I won't let you drink too much. I'm afraid you only blame me for being troublesome!"
"No, no." Wu Yunzi blushed again, his blood was boiling, and even ignoring the presence of everyone, he hugged Luo Qian and kissed him randomly on the face, saying shamelessly, "You treat me the best, I know in my heart..."
"Hey!" Luo Qian's face burned up, he was almost on par with Wu Yun, and he pushed him quickly, but he couldn't move.Chi Shen laughed loudly, and the boy pretended to cover his eyes with his hands, and shouted, "I'm ashamed, I'm still a baby."
Chi Shen saw that Luo Qian's spare body was free, and sighed: "This wine is weird, please tell me the way to solve the problem."
The boy put his hands down and put his hands on his hips, and said, "I told him to drink it all at once? I'm greedy, so who is to blame? The name of this wine is sincere, and you can drink it in one pot. If you ask him anything, keep it safe and not tell lies. Not only that, I don't want to say it on weekdays. If you are embarrassed to say it, you will be able to speak and listen to the person who asks the question without leaving a word.”
Luo Qian was both ashamed and happy at the same time, spat: "You still talk! How to stop his madness?"
The boy clapped his hands three times and said, "Go!"
Wu Yun fell down in response, Luo Qian couldn't even hold him up, Xiang Tianyou stepped forward to help, frowning: "How can we go down the mountain with him like this?"
The boy replied: "What's so difficult about it?" After saying that, he went out of the courtyard of the hut with everyone, put his thumb and forefinger into his mouth and blew a whistle. In the distance, I saw a giant crane leaning against a rock, raising its beak to the sky, flapping its wings, whistling with the sound of the wind, and landed in front of everyone.
After the giant crane landed, a pair of jet-black eyes rolled around and danced around the boy. The boy giggled, touched its smooth wings, and said in an affectionate tone, "Old man, please see off the guests for me."
Xiang Tianyou said calmly: "There is no need to do this, I will exchange one news for you, there are three in total."
The boy wrinkled his nose in thought, and said in a disdainful tone, "I don't know if the old man knows everything in the Zunfu, how can other people's news matter?"
"So, you don't want to know the method of getting out of the boy's body? If you can freely enter and exit the deer mountain, you don't want to hear it either?"
The man's eyelids twitched, and he lowered his eyebrows to look at the boy, but seeing that his expression was normal, he realized that he had lost his composure, and hurriedly looked away, only to see Xiang Tianyou's eyes staring straight at Tianyou, who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and he couldn't help but let out a long sigh in his heart, Back off with hands tied.
Seeing this, the boy no longer pretended to be himself, and said bluntly: "How do I know whether what you said is false or true? If you say that this method will take a year and a half to succeed, I'd better keep you here, or Do you think it's good to believe first?"
"Of course I have prepared for this." Xiang Tianyou took out three thin papers from his chest and handed them to the little boy to browse, "The deer mountain barrier cannot be broken, but if you follow this method, it will not be able to detect your body." The breath can be understood in a day or two at least, and can be grasped in three to five days at most. As for the body changes, you can operate according to the second picture, and you can temporarily maintain the youth's body for a whole day. If you want it to last longer, you will naturally need to practice and transform it slowly .”
The boy didn't show it on the surface, but in fact his heart was already full of joy. He has a lot of knowledge and knowledge, so he can naturally tell the truth from the fake, and he can tell at a glance whether the method on paper is true or a lie.After reading ten lines at a glance, the little boy put it away carefully, folded it in half and hid it in front of his chest, and said bluntly: "You are a bit interesting, and more importantly, you have the capital to be proud. Just this point is better than those who only know how to buzz. Bedbugs are much stronger, like the ones out there."
Thinking of the previous string of titles, the four of Chi Shen couldn't help looking at each other and smiling, the atmosphere became more harmonious for a while, and the boy asked again: "I've collected the things, it's your turn to ask."
Xiang Tianyou said calmly, "This first question is about a way to regenerate a broken limb."
The boy answered quickly without hesitation: "Golden doll has the best effect, but it is a pity that it has been cultivated to become a master. You think it will not be easy for it to give up its life for human beings. Let me see... at the moment, it is sleeping in Siming Mountain; The star sand is second, but it has an additional advantage over the golden doll. Once it becomes a limb, its power is far greater than that of a mortal body, and it can be divided, fused, and transformed into agility after being hit. Now it has been collected by the God of Wealth Pavilion. It's about to be auctioned, if you have one million and 80 purple jade coins on you, you will be able to compete; cicada Hanyu is barely strong, and there are three copies in Qichu Town Tianyi Pavilion, which is not rare. As for lotus root and Wenzizhu, It's just the wood lotus root and bamboo branch with a bit of aura, I don't like it, if you don't mind, just go to Penglai Island to cut and dig."
The fairy bamboo lotus root of Lingzhu was said by the boy, like sweet potatoes in the ground, worthless, Chi Shen was amused, and once again lamented the extraordinaryness of the Zunfu, and said casually: "The ten yuan Zunfu is all Mortals live here, but all the spiritual plants and spiritual treasures here are very precious, which is strange."
The boy snorted softly and said: "The Zunfu has the way of survival of the Zunfu, and outside the boundary is the practice law outside the boundary. It's a pity that although I know the heavens and the earth, I can't comprehend the rules, so that the enchantment of Xiaolushan can trap me millennium."
Both Xiang Tianyou and Luo Wu were shocked when they heard these words, and Wu Yun slapped the table in excitement, repeated a few sentences back and forth, and suddenly laughed together with Xiang Tianyou.
The boy was very annoyed, and said with a blushing face, "Wow, wow! Let me tell you something, it's a little bit cheaper for you guys, this is the second question!" Chi Shen was the only one who didn't understand, and was busy after hearing this. Arguing: "I didn't ask, you said it voluntarily, don't try to cheat!"
Xiang Tianyou followed up and said: "Yes, the second question is here now. I want the whereabouts of five holy components, one for wind spirit root practitioners, one for wood spirit root practitioners, and the remaining three Anything, whatever you want."
"You will open your mouth like a lion. Five pieces of holy artifacts are like five Chinese cabbages. No way, one way can only change the whereabouts of one holy artifact." The boy thought for a while, and said, "Don't talk about me. Bullying, I will also give you the temporary transformation method."
Xiang Tianyou nodded happily and said, "Okay."
The boy looked around at Xiang Chi and the two of them, his eyes gradually turned dark as he walked: "You are a wood spirit root, it's easy to handle, there is a holy artifact made of Wushen wood, and now it is in Siming Mountain. In the forest of gods, but with your three-legged cat skills, if you want to distinguish the real body of the holy weapon, I think it's a gamble and nine losers, so you have to ask the golden baby for help first. As for you... Fengbinglei three-line saint Elements are rare, and Feng Yuan is the most erratic thing among the eight elements... Well, there are two, but they are very common, I am afraid you will not notice them."
Xiang Tianyou couldn't help smiling: "Little baby, you know me very well."
The boy knew he was joking, so he just snorted and said, "It's not bad to have a sword, boy, do you use a sword?"
"I don't agree with dividing the components into swords, sticks and halberds. As long as it is interesting, you can use it."
"It's good to use 'as long as it's interesting, you can use it'! This sword can't kill people, it can only save people. Do you think it's interesting or not?"
Xiang Tianyou rolled his eyes, clapped his hands and shouted, "It's very interesting! Tell me more carefully."
"This sword is taken from the sea of mind. One thought is good. It exists in the invisible. It condenses essence and soul. It is called 'Smile'."
The more Xiang Tianyou listened, the more satisfied he became, he nodded and said, "It's exactly what I was thinking of, where is it?"
The boy wondered, "You really want to laugh? I don't think you'd like it with your personality. Could it be that you want to be a bodhisattva who saves lives in the future?"
"Then I don't have time to spare." Xiang Tianyou's eyes darkened, and he clenched his fists, "It's just that I'm prepared, I'm prepared..."
The boy said again: "There is still a restriction. The Laughing Sword is only useful for those who died less than seven days ago. Within seven days, the soul has not completely drifted away and can still be reunited. If it exceeds, there is no way to recover." where it goes.
The four of them had nothing else to do after asking, and they were about to leave. The boy said to Wu Yun: "Big man, I think you are the most pleasing to the eye, but you didn't get what you wanted. I heard that bright-faced boy say , you like wine very much, I happened to open two jars yesterday, if you tell me why, I will give you both."
Wu Yun hurriedly turned his head and said hello repeatedly, regardless of Luo Qian's blunt expression, he walked back into the room. The boy took out the small wine jars and put them on the table. Shaking his head, he said, "Not good."
Luo Qian snorted coldly: "I thought it was wine, you agreed."
Wu Yun smiled awkwardly: "If you say what's wrong, I can't say it, I just think it's not good." Then he picked up another jar, and as soon as Fang brought it close to his nose, his eyes lit up, without saying a word, just raised it up. After drinking heavily, before the boy stopped him, he gulped it all down. After drinking, his face turned purple, his eyes wandered, and he appeared drunk!
Luo Qian was well aware of Wu Yun's drinking capacity, seeing his expression was different at this meeting, he became flustered in a hurry, stepped forward to support his shoulders while checking and scolded: "Smelly alcoholic, you will be willing to drink to death!"
Wu Yun replied intermittently: "Drink, you won't die if you drink it, because your power is sealed...that's why it's like this, but this wine, wine is good wine!"
Seeing that he was fine, Luo Qian let go of his mind and sneered: "Naturally, wine is good, but I am bad. I won't let you drink too much. I'm afraid you only blame me for being troublesome!"
"No, no." Wu Yunzi blushed again, his blood was boiling, and even ignoring the presence of everyone, he hugged Luo Qian and kissed him randomly on the face, saying shamelessly, "You treat me the best, I know in my heart..."
"Hey!" Luo Qian's face burned up, he was almost on par with Wu Yun, and he pushed him quickly, but he couldn't move.Chi Shen laughed loudly, and the boy pretended to cover his eyes with his hands, and shouted, "I'm ashamed, I'm still a baby."
Chi Shen saw that Luo Qian's spare body was free, and sighed: "This wine is weird, please tell me the way to solve the problem."
The boy put his hands down and put his hands on his hips, and said, "I told him to drink it all at once? I'm greedy, so who is to blame? The name of this wine is sincere, and you can drink it in one pot. If you ask him anything, keep it safe and not tell lies. Not only that, I don't want to say it on weekdays. If you are embarrassed to say it, you will be able to speak and listen to the person who asks the question without leaving a word.”
Luo Qian was both ashamed and happy at the same time, spat: "You still talk! How to stop his madness?"
The boy clapped his hands three times and said, "Go!"
Wu Yun fell down in response, Luo Qian couldn't even hold him up, Xiang Tianyou stepped forward to help, frowning: "How can we go down the mountain with him like this?"
The boy replied: "What's so difficult about it?" After saying that, he went out of the courtyard of the hut with everyone, put his thumb and forefinger into his mouth and blew a whistle. In the distance, I saw a giant crane leaning against a rock, raising its beak to the sky, flapping its wings, whistling with the sound of the wind, and landed in front of everyone.
After the giant crane landed, a pair of jet-black eyes rolled around and danced around the boy. The boy giggled, touched its smooth wings, and said in an affectionate tone, "Old man, please see off the guests for me."
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