Mr. Squirrel rubbed against Mr. Salt Selling
Going to eat noodles on the seventh night of July?
Mai Jinyan opened his mouth and didn't say anything, just fled with a red face.
After returning to my room for a long time, my heart was still thumping, and I couldn't help but secretly scolded myself for being worthless: He was the one who responded, not you, why did you run away in such a panic?
After finally being relieved, he took out his mobile phone and began to check the information on squirrel estrus. He learned that most squirrels are in estrus in spring. A estrus.
But it doesn't matter whether it's spring or autumn, it doesn't match the current season.
He looked at the information on the Internet again, and said that when a male squirrel is in heat, the most obvious manifestation is that the little brother will become huge, which seems to be in line with Qiao Zheng's reaction just now.
So he's really just in heat?Although the seasons are not quite right, Qiao Zheng is an extraordinary squirrel after all, and he has turned into a human, so he can't be judged by the characteristics of ordinary squirrels, right?
He began to wonder, does this squirrel in heat only want to ride a female squirrel?Still interested in women?
Thinking about this question, he couldn't sleep all night, and he couldn't help asking it at the dining table the next morning.
Qiao Zheng glanced at him: "You can ask such a stupid question? I'm a human now, a human! Why don't you find me a female squirrel and teach me how to ride it?"
"I just asked if you would miss a female squirrel or a woman, but I didn't ask you to put it into practice." Mai Jinyan laughed and ate breakfast quietly for a while, then couldn't help asking, "I read on the Internet that whether male or female A squirrel is still a female squirrel, and when it's in heat, it dribbles everywhere, and you won't..."
"Can you shut up? I told you that I'm a human now, how could I walk around peeing like a squirrel in heat?" Qiao Zheng picked up a piece of bread and stuffed it into his mouth, trying to silence him.
Mai Jinyan swallowed a large piece of bread with difficulty, and asked back: "When you were touched by me in the middle of the night, you still said that you were a squirrel in heat, but now you are a human being, so are you a squirrel or a human in terms of physical problems?" people……"
Qiao Zheng stretched out his hand to take the yogurt and said, "Don't ask questions you shouldn't ask, and your salary and bonus will be deducted if you ask again..."
This trick worked the best, and Mai Jinyan shut up as expected.
Before finishing a cup of yogurt, Qiao Zheng couldn't help himself: "What about you, tell me about you, I know you don't have a girlfriend now, what about before? Have you ever been in a relationship?"
Mai Jinyan shook his head: "I seem... to be quite slow in terms of emotions, so I haven't been in a relationship until now."
"I don't believe it, but have you never been attracted to any girl? Or no girl has ever chased you? Have you ever had a secret love? Or have you ever had an ambiguous one?"
Mai Jinyan laughed: "Mr. Qiao, you care so much about your subordinate's personal problems, do you want to introduce me to a girlfriend?"
This time it was Qiao Zheng's turn to shut up.
After being silent for a while, he got up and walked upstairs: "I'm going upstairs to change my clothes. Hurry up and let's go after eating. Today is the noodle shop's regular meeting. Don't be late."
After going upstairs, he wiped the sweat from his hands, and held the clothes to be changed for a while.
The salt seller didn't know whether he was pretending to be stupid or really dull, so what should he do next?
It wasn't until Mai Jinyan knocked on his door that he came back to his senses, changed his clothes in twos and twos, and the two went out together.
****************
The most important thing in the regular meeting of the noodle restaurant is to discuss the issue of opening a branch. The business of the first store is booming, so they will naturally want to open the second or third... Besides, they have experience in opening coffee chain stores. It can be directly copied, and the standardization of raw materials and semi-finished products of the noodle shop can be solved immediately.
The problem of standardization has also been solved these days. As soon as any noodle product is launched, various seasonings will be divided into small bags according to the quantity and ratio determined by Qiao Zheng, so as to ensure that different stores can keep the same taste.
They have also selected the locations of the five branches. The five branches will be renovated and opened at the same time. The location and decoration are determined by Ma Jinyan after combining his own horoscope, the store manager's horoscope, Feng Shui, and Liuyao. programmatic.
He already regarded himself as the owner of the noodle shop, because the owner Qiao Zheng didn't have an accurate horoscope, and this noodle shop was also called Wheat Private House Noodle House. In Qiao Zheng's words, Mai Jinyan should be the real owner of the noodle shop, so he Everywhere is based on one's own horoscope.
The opening date of the five branches happened to be Qixi Festival, so someone suggested at the meeting that a series of new products suitable for the romantic Qixi Festival could be developed to ensure a good start.
"It's okay to discuss this proposal at a coffee shop meeting, but it's not very feasible to put it in a noodle restaurant." Mai Jinyan disagrees, "Who would choose a noodle restaurant for dinner on a Tanabata date? For example, you, you will bring Are you going to eat noodles with your girlfriend?"
The person who made this suggestion was the store manager of a branch that is about to open, and he tried his best to argue: "The opening time is determined by you, the opening of Qixi Festival, we can't have no business on the auspicious day of opening, right? If everyone eats a big meal on that day How can we have a good start? So we should find a way to get them to patronize...Either we change the date to open, or make some gimmick to attract customers..."
"Changing the date will definitely not work. Believe me, opening on Qixi Festival will be good for everyone."
"Since we have decided to open on Qixi Festival, we have to find a way to attract everyone to eat noodles on Qixi Festival. There may not be a good way for a while, but there is still one month until Qixi Festival, and we still have time to brainstorm ideas."
Qiao Zheng, who had been just listening, also opened his mouth: "Can we make the noodles into various flower shapes? And give it a name that has the characteristics of Qixi Festival?"
"Unless the noodles are first shaped into flowers and then deep-fried, no matter how you do it, you won't be able to keep the shape." Someone replied.
"It's not impossible to fry it. After frying, add various seasonings, it can still attract customers. And if this series is done well, not only noodle restaurants can use it, but cafes can also use this flower noodles with coffee..."
Someone was secretly laughing, and Qiao Zheng looked over dissatisfiedly: "What are you laughing at? Isn't it allowed? Why can't noodles be served with coffee? Pasta can be served with coffee, but why can't our noodles be served? And our noodles are flower noodles. Wouldn’t it be better to go with coffee than pasta?”
The man immediately stopped laughing and kept quiet, listening honestly to Qiao Zheng discussing fried flower noodles with everyone...
Everyone, you said to me, and they really discussed various plans. For example, a big flower is a piece of noodles, which means wholeheartedly. Together, you can also make small flowers. 11 is a small portion, which also represents single-mindedness. 19 is a large portion, which represents long-term longevity. 22 is a double portion, and we will walk together for a lifetime...
And they did what they said, and immediately let the back kitchen practice.But shaping the noodles is not an easy task. If the noodles are too thin, they will not keep their shape well, and they will be easily deformed when they are fried in the pan. If the noodles are thick, they will look good when fried, but the taste will not be so good.
Qiao Zheng is not good at this matter, so he handed over the problem to the back chef: "You practice it repeatedly, thick ones, thin ones, round ones and flat ones, you can always find a suitable one, and you can master it after a few days of practice. This is enough. I will study the seasoning after frying it."
On the way to the perfume company, Qiao Zheng sniffed it from Mai Jinyan, who was in the driver's seat from the co-pilot, and said with a smile, "Follow me and you are full of fireworks."
While waiting for the red light, Mai Jinyan also buried his head and smelled himself, and sure enough, there was a smell of deep-fried dough sticks, and he also smiled and said: "This is the taste of life. But you are really the sweetest thing I have ever seen. Down-to-earth president, you don’t usually care about high-end perfume companies, you just go to meetings or when you need to confirm the fragrance of new products, and spend the rest of the time in noodle restaurants and cafes.”
"The perfume company has such a professional team, so I don't need to worry about it too much. Isn't the noodle shop just started, of course it will take a little more time." Qiao Zheng stared at Mai Jinyan's side face, and the second half of the sentence was on his lips After rolling several times, I still swallowed it back.
If you didn't like eating noodles and drinking coffee, why would I spend so much time on noodle restaurants and cafes?
**************
A few days later, the back kitchen finally solved the noodle problem. They determined a kind of thin round noodles, which can not only ensure the beautiful shape of the noodle flowers, but also keep the shape of the noodles even if they are made into super small flowers. Good taste.
The next step is for the back chef and Qiao Zheng to determine the taste together. After they had done a lot of work, Qiao Zheng took out a big flower sprinkled with seasonings, and handed it to Mai Jinyan with a smile: "Boss Mai, please taste it first."
Mai Jinyan is not really interested in fried noodles, but he is also looking forward to the flower noodles. After taking a bite of one of the petals, his eyes lit up: "Mmm, it's delicious, it's really delicious!"
Qiao Zheng's eyes lit up, but he heard Mai Jinyan's immediate addition: "It's really delicious, just like the little raccoon crispy noodles I ate when I was a child!"
"What is Raccoon Noodles?"
Mai Jinyan chewed the noodles and ignored him, the waiter next to him answered for him: "It's just a kind of instant noodles that are eaten dry."
The light in Qiao Zheng's eyes dimmed, and he sat aside silently.
It took a long time for Mai Jinyan, who was satisfied after biting off a few more petals, to realize what was wrong. The flower noodles that Qiao Zheng and the others worked so hard to make were said to be like instant noodles. He would be unhappy if it was changed, right?
He leaned over and patted him: "Angry? I don't mean anything else. I think the crispy noodles I ate when I was a child were delicious..."
"I'm not angry, I'm just thinking about how to make it not taste like instant noodles."
"What kind of unique flavor do you want to slap me in the face again? The slap in the face of the sloppy face is enough to hurt my face for the rest of my life." Mai Jinyan sat down in front of him with a smile.
Qiao Zheng raised his head: "I want to make this fried flower noodles taste different." He paused and said, "I want to make the taste of love."
After returning to my room for a long time, my heart was still thumping, and I couldn't help but secretly scolded myself for being worthless: He was the one who responded, not you, why did you run away in such a panic?
After finally being relieved, he took out his mobile phone and began to check the information on squirrel estrus. He learned that most squirrels are in estrus in spring. A estrus.
But it doesn't matter whether it's spring or autumn, it doesn't match the current season.
He looked at the information on the Internet again, and said that when a male squirrel is in heat, the most obvious manifestation is that the little brother will become huge, which seems to be in line with Qiao Zheng's reaction just now.
So he's really just in heat?Although the seasons are not quite right, Qiao Zheng is an extraordinary squirrel after all, and he has turned into a human, so he can't be judged by the characteristics of ordinary squirrels, right?
He began to wonder, does this squirrel in heat only want to ride a female squirrel?Still interested in women?
Thinking about this question, he couldn't sleep all night, and he couldn't help asking it at the dining table the next morning.
Qiao Zheng glanced at him: "You can ask such a stupid question? I'm a human now, a human! Why don't you find me a female squirrel and teach me how to ride it?"
"I just asked if you would miss a female squirrel or a woman, but I didn't ask you to put it into practice." Mai Jinyan laughed and ate breakfast quietly for a while, then couldn't help asking, "I read on the Internet that whether male or female A squirrel is still a female squirrel, and when it's in heat, it dribbles everywhere, and you won't..."
"Can you shut up? I told you that I'm a human now, how could I walk around peeing like a squirrel in heat?" Qiao Zheng picked up a piece of bread and stuffed it into his mouth, trying to silence him.
Mai Jinyan swallowed a large piece of bread with difficulty, and asked back: "When you were touched by me in the middle of the night, you still said that you were a squirrel in heat, but now you are a human being, so are you a squirrel or a human in terms of physical problems?" people……"
Qiao Zheng stretched out his hand to take the yogurt and said, "Don't ask questions you shouldn't ask, and your salary and bonus will be deducted if you ask again..."
This trick worked the best, and Mai Jinyan shut up as expected.
Before finishing a cup of yogurt, Qiao Zheng couldn't help himself: "What about you, tell me about you, I know you don't have a girlfriend now, what about before? Have you ever been in a relationship?"
Mai Jinyan shook his head: "I seem... to be quite slow in terms of emotions, so I haven't been in a relationship until now."
"I don't believe it, but have you never been attracted to any girl? Or no girl has ever chased you? Have you ever had a secret love? Or have you ever had an ambiguous one?"
Mai Jinyan laughed: "Mr. Qiao, you care so much about your subordinate's personal problems, do you want to introduce me to a girlfriend?"
This time it was Qiao Zheng's turn to shut up.
After being silent for a while, he got up and walked upstairs: "I'm going upstairs to change my clothes. Hurry up and let's go after eating. Today is the noodle shop's regular meeting. Don't be late."
After going upstairs, he wiped the sweat from his hands, and held the clothes to be changed for a while.
The salt seller didn't know whether he was pretending to be stupid or really dull, so what should he do next?
It wasn't until Mai Jinyan knocked on his door that he came back to his senses, changed his clothes in twos and twos, and the two went out together.
****************
The most important thing in the regular meeting of the noodle restaurant is to discuss the issue of opening a branch. The business of the first store is booming, so they will naturally want to open the second or third... Besides, they have experience in opening coffee chain stores. It can be directly copied, and the standardization of raw materials and semi-finished products of the noodle shop can be solved immediately.
The problem of standardization has also been solved these days. As soon as any noodle product is launched, various seasonings will be divided into small bags according to the quantity and ratio determined by Qiao Zheng, so as to ensure that different stores can keep the same taste.
They have also selected the locations of the five branches. The five branches will be renovated and opened at the same time. The location and decoration are determined by Ma Jinyan after combining his own horoscope, the store manager's horoscope, Feng Shui, and Liuyao. programmatic.
He already regarded himself as the owner of the noodle shop, because the owner Qiao Zheng didn't have an accurate horoscope, and this noodle shop was also called Wheat Private House Noodle House. In Qiao Zheng's words, Mai Jinyan should be the real owner of the noodle shop, so he Everywhere is based on one's own horoscope.
The opening date of the five branches happened to be Qixi Festival, so someone suggested at the meeting that a series of new products suitable for the romantic Qixi Festival could be developed to ensure a good start.
"It's okay to discuss this proposal at a coffee shop meeting, but it's not very feasible to put it in a noodle restaurant." Mai Jinyan disagrees, "Who would choose a noodle restaurant for dinner on a Tanabata date? For example, you, you will bring Are you going to eat noodles with your girlfriend?"
The person who made this suggestion was the store manager of a branch that is about to open, and he tried his best to argue: "The opening time is determined by you, the opening of Qixi Festival, we can't have no business on the auspicious day of opening, right? If everyone eats a big meal on that day How can we have a good start? So we should find a way to get them to patronize...Either we change the date to open, or make some gimmick to attract customers..."
"Changing the date will definitely not work. Believe me, opening on Qixi Festival will be good for everyone."
"Since we have decided to open on Qixi Festival, we have to find a way to attract everyone to eat noodles on Qixi Festival. There may not be a good way for a while, but there is still one month until Qixi Festival, and we still have time to brainstorm ideas."
Qiao Zheng, who had been just listening, also opened his mouth: "Can we make the noodles into various flower shapes? And give it a name that has the characteristics of Qixi Festival?"
"Unless the noodles are first shaped into flowers and then deep-fried, no matter how you do it, you won't be able to keep the shape." Someone replied.
"It's not impossible to fry it. After frying, add various seasonings, it can still attract customers. And if this series is done well, not only noodle restaurants can use it, but cafes can also use this flower noodles with coffee..."
Someone was secretly laughing, and Qiao Zheng looked over dissatisfiedly: "What are you laughing at? Isn't it allowed? Why can't noodles be served with coffee? Pasta can be served with coffee, but why can't our noodles be served? And our noodles are flower noodles. Wouldn’t it be better to go with coffee than pasta?”
The man immediately stopped laughing and kept quiet, listening honestly to Qiao Zheng discussing fried flower noodles with everyone...
Everyone, you said to me, and they really discussed various plans. For example, a big flower is a piece of noodles, which means wholeheartedly. Together, you can also make small flowers. 11 is a small portion, which also represents single-mindedness. 19 is a large portion, which represents long-term longevity. 22 is a double portion, and we will walk together for a lifetime...
And they did what they said, and immediately let the back kitchen practice.But shaping the noodles is not an easy task. If the noodles are too thin, they will not keep their shape well, and they will be easily deformed when they are fried in the pan. If the noodles are thick, they will look good when fried, but the taste will not be so good.
Qiao Zheng is not good at this matter, so he handed over the problem to the back chef: "You practice it repeatedly, thick ones, thin ones, round ones and flat ones, you can always find a suitable one, and you can master it after a few days of practice. This is enough. I will study the seasoning after frying it."
On the way to the perfume company, Qiao Zheng sniffed it from Mai Jinyan, who was in the driver's seat from the co-pilot, and said with a smile, "Follow me and you are full of fireworks."
While waiting for the red light, Mai Jinyan also buried his head and smelled himself, and sure enough, there was a smell of deep-fried dough sticks, and he also smiled and said: "This is the taste of life. But you are really the sweetest thing I have ever seen. Down-to-earth president, you don’t usually care about high-end perfume companies, you just go to meetings or when you need to confirm the fragrance of new products, and spend the rest of the time in noodle restaurants and cafes.”
"The perfume company has such a professional team, so I don't need to worry about it too much. Isn't the noodle shop just started, of course it will take a little more time." Qiao Zheng stared at Mai Jinyan's side face, and the second half of the sentence was on his lips After rolling several times, I still swallowed it back.
If you didn't like eating noodles and drinking coffee, why would I spend so much time on noodle restaurants and cafes?
**************
A few days later, the back kitchen finally solved the noodle problem. They determined a kind of thin round noodles, which can not only ensure the beautiful shape of the noodle flowers, but also keep the shape of the noodles even if they are made into super small flowers. Good taste.
The next step is for the back chef and Qiao Zheng to determine the taste together. After they had done a lot of work, Qiao Zheng took out a big flower sprinkled with seasonings, and handed it to Mai Jinyan with a smile: "Boss Mai, please taste it first."
Mai Jinyan is not really interested in fried noodles, but he is also looking forward to the flower noodles. After taking a bite of one of the petals, his eyes lit up: "Mmm, it's delicious, it's really delicious!"
Qiao Zheng's eyes lit up, but he heard Mai Jinyan's immediate addition: "It's really delicious, just like the little raccoon crispy noodles I ate when I was a child!"
"What is Raccoon Noodles?"
Mai Jinyan chewed the noodles and ignored him, the waiter next to him answered for him: "It's just a kind of instant noodles that are eaten dry."
The light in Qiao Zheng's eyes dimmed, and he sat aside silently.
It took a long time for Mai Jinyan, who was satisfied after biting off a few more petals, to realize what was wrong. The flower noodles that Qiao Zheng and the others worked so hard to make were said to be like instant noodles. He would be unhappy if it was changed, right?
He leaned over and patted him: "Angry? I don't mean anything else. I think the crispy noodles I ate when I was a child were delicious..."
"I'm not angry, I'm just thinking about how to make it not taste like instant noodles."
"What kind of unique flavor do you want to slap me in the face again? The slap in the face of the sloppy face is enough to hurt my face for the rest of my life." Mai Jinyan sat down in front of him with a smile.
Qiao Zheng raised his head: "I want to make this fried flower noodles taste different." He paused and said, "I want to make the taste of love."
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