This apocalypse is not right
Chapter 38 The Honeymoon Side Story - Part [-]
Human ruins are equal to ruins plus zombies. There is nothing wrong with it. Ye Shen thinks this logic is impeccable. He just spent his honeymoon to see the ruins?
"You know why you didn't tell me?!" Ye Shen was ready to roll up his sleeves and hit someone aggressively. Although he didn't have any hope for the honeymoon, Yi Jiu obviously knew the inside story and lied to him, which made him extremely upset.
"You said yourself that you are sure to come here," Yi Jiu was as steady as an old dog, "It's already here, let's take a look."
Ye Shen was angry, "What are you looking at! You haven't seen enough in the border area!"
"It's different here." Yi Jiu raised his eyebrows meaningfully, "Didn't you realize that here is a child following an adult?"
"So what." Ye Shen didn't think deeply.
"This is actually a park for history education for young children, and science popularization for children who don't know the outside world."
"..." Ye Shen's eyelids twitched wildly, "Do you think this is Ziwen? You can give birth if you want to?"
"Technology now is enough for us to have a child." Yi Jiu stared at Ye Shen calmly, "General Ye talked about this topic with me, and he hoped that we could have a child to continue the bloodline."
Ye Shen choked up, deeply feeling that this cheap father is really too old to worry about everything.He closed his eyes and thought about his big belly, and couldn't help shaking.
This is absolutely impossible!
"I think we're still young, so it's too early to think about it now." Ye Shen said tactfully.
"Indeed," Yi Jiu touched his chin, "Actually, it's okay to have one, Helios can take it with him."
"Don't push everything to Helios!" Ye Shen glared angrily, "Is there anyone like you as a father! He was born and thrown to a robot?"
Yi Jiu seemed to be taken aback by Ye Shen's words, and then showed a regretful expression.Ye Shen thought that Yi Jiu had thought about it, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.
"Then we'll bring it ourselves!" Yi Jiu said firmly.
"What's the matter with you!" Ye Shen staggered, "Why do you want to have a baby! I want to give birth to you!"
Yi Jiu looked at Ye Shen's blushing face from embarrassment, but his eyes dodged, which fully exposed his guilty conscience.
"You don't think that giving birth is to make you pregnant?"
"……"Is not it?Ye Shen's body froze and he didn't speak.
"Heh," Yi Jiu leaned on Ye Shen's shoulder and smiled softly, "Who are you?"
Ye Shen's body froze, he didn't even dare to swear, Yi Jiu didn't have the intention to stop for a while, so he gently pushed him.
"Ahem," Yi Jiu raised his voice, and then explained slowly, "If two men want a child, they just need to take the sperm and sperm of both parties and send them to the family planning office."
"So simple?" Ye Shen looked at Yi Jiu suspiciously, "You don't mean to lie to me, do you?"
Ye Shen was extremely cautious about this matter, he didn't want to be tricked by Yi Jiuzhen into counting the money for his belly.
"Baby, go home and read the popular science." Yi Jiu was a little worried about how to explain to Ye Shen. He guessed that Ye Shen might not be from their era, but he just couldn't bear to expose the truth because he had worked so hard to hide it.
"Don't watch!" Ye Shen said with a cold face, he had already made up his mind to go home and immediately make up for the common sense of this era.
"All right, don't look." Yi Jiu held back a smile, and continued walking into the park with Ye Shen in his arms.
In fact, the problem of the child is not a big deal, they are still young anyway, it's just too cute to see Ye Shen frightened into a quail, he smiled inscrutablely, hiding his achievements and fame.
In this kindergarten, which is equivalent to an early education kindergarten, there are children running around all the time, and Ye Shen looks at the bare-bottomed child in front of him with some embarrassment.
He was no longer young in his previous life, and he was always a loner. He never thought that one day he would be able to start a family. Now that he has a wife, he can have a child as long as he nods.
Yi Jiu didn't know that Ye Shen had fallen into a deep entanglement, but he thought he was not interested in this place, thought for a while and said, "This is very close to the rose garden, if you want to see it, we can go there for a stroll."
Ye Shen glanced at Yi Jiu and said nothing. The zombies in the park were very imitative, and many children avoided these zombie models from a distance.The small mouth was deflated, and the eyes showed obvious fear.
The two of them walked slowly inside, when suddenly a little boy, wearing crotch pants and holding a lollipop tightly in his little hand, ran over jumping and pulling Ye Shen's trouser leg.
"Are you Lieutenant Colonel Ye?" The little boy's chubby face resembled Ye Shen's, and he handed over the lollipop in a coquettish voice, "Duck for you!"
"Little... little friend, how do you know me?" Ye Shen carefully supported the little fat man, whose soft body made him dare not use any strength.
"Pangpang is watching TV!" The little fat man said confidently, and looked at Ye Shen with admiration on his face, "Lieutenant Colonel Ye is so amazing! Fatty also wants to be a hero like Lieutenant Colonel Ye!"
Ye Shen blushed from the child's straightforward praise, and turned to look at Yi Jiu in bewilderment.
"Where's your father, little fat man?" Yi Jiu knelt down and poked the child's fleshy face, but the child avoided it unwillingly.
"Why are you poking him!" Ye Shen hurriedly protected the little fat man and turned to the side to block Yi Jiu's hand.
"..."
"Where's your father, Fatty?" Ye Shen touched the little fat man's head and asked in his most gentle voice.
"Father is lost. Pangpang hasn't found him yet." The little fat man looked serious, and then showed a worried look after speaking, which caused Ye Shen to snort.
"That's it, then brother will go with you to find Dad, okay?" It seemed that the little fat man had lost his parents, Ye Shen picked up the child and shook it.
so light!Ye Shen sighed, he turned his head and asked, "Is there a broadcast here?"
"Yes." Yi Jiu was a bit apprehensive, this person was shy away from having children just now, he really thought that the other party didn't like children.
"Lead the way." Ye Shen commanded Yi Jiu arrogantly, then turned around and softly coaxed the little fat man in his arms.
"..."
Children absolutely can't have it!Yi Jiu walked ahead and secretly made up his mind, at least in the last few years, he can't have it!
The two went to the radio station to send a broadcast for the little fat man and found his parents. The two men rushed over sweating profusely, and when they saw the little fat man, they screamed baby.
"Thank you both very much!" One of the taller men thanked Ye Shen politely, bowing and thanking him, not even realizing that in front of him was the most popular major general and his wife in the Federation.
The little fat man was hugged in his father's arms and still looked at Ye Shen with some unsatisfactory eyes, desperately trying to pass his lollipop to Ye Shen.
Ye Shen took it over with a smile, waved goodbye to the family, watched them teach the little fat man a lesson in a low voice and couldn't help but kiss the little fat man on the cheek.
"Why don't we give birth to one!" Ye Shen suddenly said excitedly.
"No, wait a little longer, we don't have time to take care of the baby now." Yi Jiu looked at Ye Shen with a complicated expression and smiled gently at the little fat man.
"That's right." Ye Shen sighed regretfully, and was pulled over by Yi Jiu.
"Let's go and I'll take you to see the rose garden." After Yi Jiu found out that Ye Shen really liked children, his sense of crisis gradually increased, and he immediately changed his strategy and wanted to go to the rose garden instead.
"Rose garden?" Ye Shen rolled his eyelids with a lack of interest, "Who has the energy to build a rose garden? Don't be corrupt."
"..." Yi Jiu was a little speechless, "Now the government is advocating to improve the entertainment life of federal citizens, and this rose garden is not real roses, you will know when you go."
So Ye Shen was dragged to the rose garden before visiting the Human Heritage Park.
The Rose Garden uses holographic projections and the most advanced technology to simulate hundreds of ornamental flowers and plants. It is a famous man-made park.This park has also gained the government a lot of favor among the people.
This rose garden is actually what Yi Jiuzheng really wants to bring Ye Shen to see.After all, no matter how straight Yi Jiu is, it's impossible for him to take his partner to kindergarten on his honeymoon.
Yi Jiu was full of thoughts about how Ye Shen would be moved into his arms when he went to the rose garden later, and his mood rose inexplicably.
When we arrived at the rose garden, the endless fiery red roses in the garden immediately filled Ye Shen's eyes.
"Does it look good?"
"It looks good!" Ye Shen was a little shocked, although he knew it was just a projection, but no matter the taste or appearance, it was just as real.
The scent of roses in this garden was exactly the same as the one he had smelled in his previous life, and he felt a little dazzled when he smelled it.
"Don't inhale so hard, the scent of roses here has an aphrodisiac effect." Yi Jiu teased Ye Shen jokingly.
A garden, the taste actually has an aphrodisiac effect? !It's not a serious garden at first glance!
"This is a tourist attraction for couples, and all the people who come here are couples. Moreover, the effect of this aphrodisiac is actually not great. For couples, there is nothing wrong with it." Yi Jiu explained.
That is not a serious garden!Ye Shen rolled his eyes, but still didn't say anything.
After returning from the rose garden, Ye Shen started the fat house mode, and wanted to stay in bed every day without going anywhere.Yi Jiu couldn't move him, so he had to cancel the original plan to stay with him in the hotel.
During the half-month honeymoon, most of them ate and slept in the hotel, and Ye Shen didn't think there was anything wrong, and when it was time to go to work, he took the car back with the money.
This makes Yi Jiu, who has a romantic cell in his body that needs to be fulfilled, very sad. He looks at Ye Shen cheering and hugging the little robot that guards the house and smiles helplessly.
Forget it, as long as he is happy.
Helios held his paws and looked at his master in fear, fearing that the other party would break him if he was careless.
As soon as he was put down, Helios immediately went to do housework with a vacuum cleaner on his short legs.
The honeymoon is over!Ye sighed deeply.
"You know why you didn't tell me?!" Ye Shen was ready to roll up his sleeves and hit someone aggressively. Although he didn't have any hope for the honeymoon, Yi Jiu obviously knew the inside story and lied to him, which made him extremely upset.
"You said yourself that you are sure to come here," Yi Jiu was as steady as an old dog, "It's already here, let's take a look."
Ye Shen was angry, "What are you looking at! You haven't seen enough in the border area!"
"It's different here." Yi Jiu raised his eyebrows meaningfully, "Didn't you realize that here is a child following an adult?"
"So what." Ye Shen didn't think deeply.
"This is actually a park for history education for young children, and science popularization for children who don't know the outside world."
"..." Ye Shen's eyelids twitched wildly, "Do you think this is Ziwen? You can give birth if you want to?"
"Technology now is enough for us to have a child." Yi Jiu stared at Ye Shen calmly, "General Ye talked about this topic with me, and he hoped that we could have a child to continue the bloodline."
Ye Shen choked up, deeply feeling that this cheap father is really too old to worry about everything.He closed his eyes and thought about his big belly, and couldn't help shaking.
This is absolutely impossible!
"I think we're still young, so it's too early to think about it now." Ye Shen said tactfully.
"Indeed," Yi Jiu touched his chin, "Actually, it's okay to have one, Helios can take it with him."
"Don't push everything to Helios!" Ye Shen glared angrily, "Is there anyone like you as a father! He was born and thrown to a robot?"
Yi Jiu seemed to be taken aback by Ye Shen's words, and then showed a regretful expression.Ye Shen thought that Yi Jiu had thought about it, and finally heaved a sigh of relief.
"Then we'll bring it ourselves!" Yi Jiu said firmly.
"What's the matter with you!" Ye Shen staggered, "Why do you want to have a baby! I want to give birth to you!"
Yi Jiu looked at Ye Shen's blushing face from embarrassment, but his eyes dodged, which fully exposed his guilty conscience.
"You don't think that giving birth is to make you pregnant?"
"……"Is not it?Ye Shen's body froze and he didn't speak.
"Heh," Yi Jiu leaned on Ye Shen's shoulder and smiled softly, "Who are you?"
Ye Shen's body froze, he didn't even dare to swear, Yi Jiu didn't have the intention to stop for a while, so he gently pushed him.
"Ahem," Yi Jiu raised his voice, and then explained slowly, "If two men want a child, they just need to take the sperm and sperm of both parties and send them to the family planning office."
"So simple?" Ye Shen looked at Yi Jiu suspiciously, "You don't mean to lie to me, do you?"
Ye Shen was extremely cautious about this matter, he didn't want to be tricked by Yi Jiuzhen into counting the money for his belly.
"Baby, go home and read the popular science." Yi Jiu was a little worried about how to explain to Ye Shen. He guessed that Ye Shen might not be from their era, but he just couldn't bear to expose the truth because he had worked so hard to hide it.
"Don't watch!" Ye Shen said with a cold face, he had already made up his mind to go home and immediately make up for the common sense of this era.
"All right, don't look." Yi Jiu held back a smile, and continued walking into the park with Ye Shen in his arms.
In fact, the problem of the child is not a big deal, they are still young anyway, it's just too cute to see Ye Shen frightened into a quail, he smiled inscrutablely, hiding his achievements and fame.
In this kindergarten, which is equivalent to an early education kindergarten, there are children running around all the time, and Ye Shen looks at the bare-bottomed child in front of him with some embarrassment.
He was no longer young in his previous life, and he was always a loner. He never thought that one day he would be able to start a family. Now that he has a wife, he can have a child as long as he nods.
Yi Jiu didn't know that Ye Shen had fallen into a deep entanglement, but he thought he was not interested in this place, thought for a while and said, "This is very close to the rose garden, if you want to see it, we can go there for a stroll."
Ye Shen glanced at Yi Jiu and said nothing. The zombies in the park were very imitative, and many children avoided these zombie models from a distance.The small mouth was deflated, and the eyes showed obvious fear.
The two of them walked slowly inside, when suddenly a little boy, wearing crotch pants and holding a lollipop tightly in his little hand, ran over jumping and pulling Ye Shen's trouser leg.
"Are you Lieutenant Colonel Ye?" The little boy's chubby face resembled Ye Shen's, and he handed over the lollipop in a coquettish voice, "Duck for you!"
"Little... little friend, how do you know me?" Ye Shen carefully supported the little fat man, whose soft body made him dare not use any strength.
"Pangpang is watching TV!" The little fat man said confidently, and looked at Ye Shen with admiration on his face, "Lieutenant Colonel Ye is so amazing! Fatty also wants to be a hero like Lieutenant Colonel Ye!"
Ye Shen blushed from the child's straightforward praise, and turned to look at Yi Jiu in bewilderment.
"Where's your father, little fat man?" Yi Jiu knelt down and poked the child's fleshy face, but the child avoided it unwillingly.
"Why are you poking him!" Ye Shen hurriedly protected the little fat man and turned to the side to block Yi Jiu's hand.
"..."
"Where's your father, Fatty?" Ye Shen touched the little fat man's head and asked in his most gentle voice.
"Father is lost. Pangpang hasn't found him yet." The little fat man looked serious, and then showed a worried look after speaking, which caused Ye Shen to snort.
"That's it, then brother will go with you to find Dad, okay?" It seemed that the little fat man had lost his parents, Ye Shen picked up the child and shook it.
so light!Ye Shen sighed, he turned his head and asked, "Is there a broadcast here?"
"Yes." Yi Jiu was a bit apprehensive, this person was shy away from having children just now, he really thought that the other party didn't like children.
"Lead the way." Ye Shen commanded Yi Jiu arrogantly, then turned around and softly coaxed the little fat man in his arms.
"..."
Children absolutely can't have it!Yi Jiu walked ahead and secretly made up his mind, at least in the last few years, he can't have it!
The two went to the radio station to send a broadcast for the little fat man and found his parents. The two men rushed over sweating profusely, and when they saw the little fat man, they screamed baby.
"Thank you both very much!" One of the taller men thanked Ye Shen politely, bowing and thanking him, not even realizing that in front of him was the most popular major general and his wife in the Federation.
The little fat man was hugged in his father's arms and still looked at Ye Shen with some unsatisfactory eyes, desperately trying to pass his lollipop to Ye Shen.
Ye Shen took it over with a smile, waved goodbye to the family, watched them teach the little fat man a lesson in a low voice and couldn't help but kiss the little fat man on the cheek.
"Why don't we give birth to one!" Ye Shen suddenly said excitedly.
"No, wait a little longer, we don't have time to take care of the baby now." Yi Jiu looked at Ye Shen with a complicated expression and smiled gently at the little fat man.
"That's right." Ye Shen sighed regretfully, and was pulled over by Yi Jiu.
"Let's go and I'll take you to see the rose garden." After Yi Jiu found out that Ye Shen really liked children, his sense of crisis gradually increased, and he immediately changed his strategy and wanted to go to the rose garden instead.
"Rose garden?" Ye Shen rolled his eyelids with a lack of interest, "Who has the energy to build a rose garden? Don't be corrupt."
"..." Yi Jiu was a little speechless, "Now the government is advocating to improve the entertainment life of federal citizens, and this rose garden is not real roses, you will know when you go."
So Ye Shen was dragged to the rose garden before visiting the Human Heritage Park.
The Rose Garden uses holographic projections and the most advanced technology to simulate hundreds of ornamental flowers and plants. It is a famous man-made park.This park has also gained the government a lot of favor among the people.
This rose garden is actually what Yi Jiuzheng really wants to bring Ye Shen to see.After all, no matter how straight Yi Jiu is, it's impossible for him to take his partner to kindergarten on his honeymoon.
Yi Jiu was full of thoughts about how Ye Shen would be moved into his arms when he went to the rose garden later, and his mood rose inexplicably.
When we arrived at the rose garden, the endless fiery red roses in the garden immediately filled Ye Shen's eyes.
"Does it look good?"
"It looks good!" Ye Shen was a little shocked, although he knew it was just a projection, but no matter the taste or appearance, it was just as real.
The scent of roses in this garden was exactly the same as the one he had smelled in his previous life, and he felt a little dazzled when he smelled it.
"Don't inhale so hard, the scent of roses here has an aphrodisiac effect." Yi Jiu teased Ye Shen jokingly.
A garden, the taste actually has an aphrodisiac effect? !It's not a serious garden at first glance!
"This is a tourist attraction for couples, and all the people who come here are couples. Moreover, the effect of this aphrodisiac is actually not great. For couples, there is nothing wrong with it." Yi Jiu explained.
That is not a serious garden!Ye Shen rolled his eyes, but still didn't say anything.
After returning from the rose garden, Ye Shen started the fat house mode, and wanted to stay in bed every day without going anywhere.Yi Jiu couldn't move him, so he had to cancel the original plan to stay with him in the hotel.
During the half-month honeymoon, most of them ate and slept in the hotel, and Ye Shen didn't think there was anything wrong, and when it was time to go to work, he took the car back with the money.
This makes Yi Jiu, who has a romantic cell in his body that needs to be fulfilled, very sad. He looks at Ye Shen cheering and hugging the little robot that guards the house and smiles helplessly.
Forget it, as long as he is happy.
Helios held his paws and looked at his master in fear, fearing that the other party would break him if he was careless.
As soon as he was put down, Helios immediately went to do housework with a vacuum cleaner on his short legs.
The honeymoon is over!Ye sighed deeply.
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