[Football] The only one in the world

Luo feels that Cristiano's heart has sprouted recently.

Although they are already public figures, the British people will still give them some privacy and will not watch them at any time, not to mention that many Manchester people are not Manchester United fans.When the two (sometimes with Nani who hasn't found a house yet) take little Chris out to play, when they meet women with good looks and figures, Cristiano will touch him and ask him what he thinks.

In fact, the well-informed Luo showed his humility, saying that I am not interested and you can strike up a conversation if you like, but the little friend just shrank and didn't even ask for a phone call.

Luo, who used to change girlfriends very frequently, despises this timid self. Looking back on the past, he suspects that he raised himself crookedly—or raised him too upright?In short, this kind of state where you just want to pick up girls but have no guts is really not like yourself, not straightforward at all.

If he hadn't decided not to interfere too much with his growth, Luo Zhen would have directly asked for a phone call for him.

With a peculiar "see when I get out of the virgin ranks" mentality of adopting a son, Luo happily watched Cristiano be stupid.

The 23-year-old World Player of Football began to love to dress up. He spent a lot of time outside of training just tossing his hair, and asked Luo if he was handsome after every tossing.

Although many hairstyles are very weird, but handsome is definitely handsome. Luo always answers that he is very handsome, the most handsome, especially the most handsome in the world.

It is sincere.Luo thinks that Cristiano is the most handsome in the world, and no refutation is allowed.

Although every time he answered this way, the smile on Cristiano's face was very silly.

Cristiano began to love hormones. At 23 years old, he was already out of the youthful age. Relying on his good body and muscular lines, he perfectly received a lot of naked, figure-showing, and ambiguous advertisements.Although his acting skills seem indescribable, he quickly rose to number one on various lists of "Which celebrity would you like to have a one-night stand with?"

Luo Zheng wanted to congratulate him on increasing his girl-friend capital, and the little curly hair with a lot of hairspray came to him with a magazine and complained: "Luo, do I look gay? Why am I on this kind of list?"

It was a magazine whose general content could be seen from the cover. Luo was completely unaffected by the picture of two naked muscular men hugging each other. He took the magazine and looked at the page that Cristiano opened.

As a gay magazine, this page also has a lot of pictures, and they are all top pictures.

The name of the list is also "The same-sex celebrity who wants to sleep with him the most". The top of the list is Cristiano Ronaldo. The pictures are basically his underwear advertisement perfume endorsement, and there is also a wet picture of him wearing an away jersey in the heavy rain ...Yes, it was a white top and black shorts from the previous year's away jersey, which was so transparent after being poured by the rain that even Luo, a somewhat dull old man, could see the lust.

Cristiano, who had been observing him, could see his momentary embarrassment. He had no idea where his little partner's rare shyness came from, so he couldn't help thinking too much, and said with a smile: "It turns out that I am also popular in the gay circle. ? I thought they would like the prettier ones."

Really well-informed old driver Luo replied: "No, they love being strong and strong. Mother C is not popular."

Although he searched a lot of things, Cristiano, who still didn't understand half of it, was taken aback: "Why do you still understand this?"

I thought in my heart that you would understand in the future, being harassed by male fans who broke into the stadium, being stalked and courted by male fans, being touched by male fans to the place where you stayed and trying to have something happen...you will experience this kind of thing in the future, not to mention Those love letters and crazy confessions on social media.

Luo replied: "I have investigated the business of my family. Consumers need to refine it."

Cristiano was dubious, always feeling as if there was a joke, and said: "But I think if I had to choose, I would definitely like you like this instead of me like this."

"Of course, there can only be one animal that is too aggressive in a territory. If Manchester United has another Cristiano, it is very likely that they will fight hard." The elderly midfielder Luo said.

Cristiano, who was completely abducted from the topic, tried to abduct him: "I mean, do you think I'm a good choice in terms of choosing a partner?" After speaking, he raised the magazine in his hand, and pointed his photo and ranking to Luo Huang shaken.

"Of course not. Except for relatives and friends, except for people who want something else, how many people would be willing to be with a guy like you?" This topic somehow made Luo a little irritable. Can't stop saying, "Despotism, selfishness, childishness, boring, every day is not exercising and playing football, or occasionally playing games on TV and movies, probably has no advantages except being rich and beautiful."

In fact, Luo also missed a few things that are not suitable to say, such as always caring more about his family than his girlfriend, such as the true or false cheating records, such as feeling that the other party is making trouble for no reason but thinking that he does not care enough...

He is indeed not a good lover, but fortunately, most of the women are not people who are sincerely in love, so they are considered suitable.

The little virgin Cristiano stared wide-eyed, with grievances welling up in his eyes.He was angry for a moment, and when he realized that he was facing Luo, he suppressed his anger again.

"Am I so bad?" Cristiano couldn't lose his temper with Luo, so he could only ask aggrievedly.

Luo, who made a slip of the tongue due to a momentary mental imbalance, was a little guilty. After all, the current little virgin Cristiano may still yearn for love.

However, based on his understanding of himself, Luo felt that it was necessary to dispel Cristiano's unrealistic fantasy: "You are handsome, rich and well-known in the world, and you are about to win the second World Footballer and the Golden Globe Award. Bad. Just..."

He paused, and under the watery eyes of the little curly hair, he felt that it was really not good to bully himself like this: "You don't have the time and energy to maintain a relationship that needs to be managed. And your character is not good at coaxing people, And love requires a lot of care, and a lover relationship is more suitable for an active player like you."

"How is it possible? According to you, the players are all single." Cristiano was not convinced.

"They are not as busy as you, and not as famous as you. And most women sacrifice a lot, and there are bound to be all kinds of troubles in an unequal relationship. I don't think you have the heart to seriously talk about relationships." In fact, even after more than a dozen In [-], even if he had time after retiring, he didn't put his mind on this aspect.

"What about you?" Cristiano asked.

"Me?" Luo was stunned for a moment, then smiled, "That kind of thing that only children yearn for has nothing to do with me."

Although he didn't yearn for it when he was a child, he only cared about playing football and how much salary the youth team could pay when it was the most difficult time.And after becoming famous a little bit, like many stars from poor backgrounds, he was obsessed with sensuality.The only difference is that his strong desire to win made his indulgence limited, and he did not shorten his career like many counter-examples.

"Why are you a child, isn't it a wonderful thing to like someone?"

Luo felt a little strange that the person in front of him was obviously himself, but he had a different idea from his own: "Love and marriage are just excuses for human beings to have sex and reproduce. In this era where you can have your own children with a little money , such an excuse is worthless.”

Cristiano's face flushed: "No, the feeling of liking someone is true! I just want to be together forever, it's very sweet when I think about it, and I hope to grow old together, I..."

Luo was shocked by his seriousness, and wanted to ask if he was possessed, and how he turned into such a sweet snack.

Before asking, he suddenly understood.

Cristiano is not him, Cristiano entered Sporting Lisbon at the age of 12, and then went well.The loneliness without the youth training camp, the discomfort of landing in England, the serious illness of the mother without the death of the father, and even the violence and silence of the poor father in the childhood family are all blurred fragments in memory.

Children who grow up in happiness will tend to chase the so-called happiness in the world.

Luo smiled, and didn't know whether to continue mocking his own cookies, or to be happy for his innocence.

"So who do you like? Do I know you?" In the end, he changed the topic directly and asked the key question of the budding buddy.

Cristiano blushed even more, and replied very arrogantly: "You laugh at me, I won't tell you."

——If you don’t believe me, I won’t tell you.

"Okay, okay." Luo stroked his gelled curly hair, "I shouldn't laugh at you, if you have any difficulties, you can call me, I can at least ask for a phone number or something."

——The biggest difficulty is you.

Curly snorted and decided not to tell him unless he believed his feelings were serious.

——As for how to make him believe this without telling the other party, Little Curly hasn't thought about it himself...

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Hey, why did my banana peel step in a strange direction. . .

Forget it, it’s ooc anyway, hahaha. . .Cover your face. .

Pressed wrong. . .Study how to lock

Unable to sleep and get up to unlock, my ticket will always be that boy who cares about winning or losing and fairness.

Sit and wait for the face-slapping striker to explode