Get fat by order

Little Fenghuang thought for a while: "What a coincidence! So Meiqiu and Weijian are very destined, why not invite Meiqiu to be a small shareholder with me, and he can live in our Fuli Palace. If he doesn't like Fuli Palace, You can also live in our cultural and entertainment center."

Xing Yi coughed, pulled the little bird behind him, and said in a deep voice: "I don't think so, the young bird just needs to experience more outside. Look at us Yuanyuan, we have suffered a lot before we were a hundred years old. , I’ve been honing outside for a long time, how can a briquette be so delicate? I don’t think it’s better to let him come back, let him wander outside for thousands of years before coming back.”

Little Phoenix protested: "Impossible, weijian, the little bird needs to be taken care of carefully, now the times are different, we don't need to fight, coal balls don't have to suffer, and our baby won't have to suffer in the future, don't you think so?"

Xing Yi met his serious, bright eyes and was speechless.

"Right, right? Little birds are meant to be pampered." Little Phoenix looked at him expectantly, "And Lianqiu is my little brother. He has no family and has suffered a lot. We don't have to let him Experienced."

Xing Yi: "..."

He reluctantly opened his mouth and made a final concession: "Then you go and ask the little coal ball for his own opinion. If he is not in a hurry to come back, we don't have to rush to find a girl for a blind date for him."

Fenghuang Mingzun said faintly: "That's not necessarily true, juniors, I always think that I am the best in the world, and if I don't meet a tempting bird, I'm afraid I will be single for the rest of my life. Throughout the ages, I have become a big business man. There must be a good wife, so you must find a good girlfriend before starting a career, Yuanyuan, do you think it is right?"

Little Phoenix flapped her wings excitedly: "You're right! I also found Weijian before starting my business. Now Jianyuan Culture and Entertainment Center is running so well, I think it's because I found Weijian Such a good proprietress, she has no worries when starting a business, that’s right, Little Coal Ball needs a girlfriend.”

A vein popped out of Xing Yi's forehead: "He doesn't need it. In addition, with a business created with [-] million capital, no one will have any worries in the hands of anyone."

Little Phoenix rubbed his hand with his little head soothingly: "Wei Jian, you are really a stubborn old man, you don't understand briquettes, don't I understand? Young birds need girlfriends."

Yuelao interjected: "Why does the emperor seem to have a big opinion on this little bird, the briquette? Is it because he can't treat it as his own and doesn't want to bother with the briquette? I didn't expect you to be such a deserted emperor."

Treat it like your own?

Do you "see yourself as your own"?

Xing Yi said "I understand" abruptly in his mouth, and he said: "Fart."

He waved his hands and prepared to leave the scene expressionlessly: "Do whatever you want, I'm going to sleep."

Little Phoenix pulled him back again, and told him the plan with great interest: "Well, tomorrow I will find a place with a good view in our Jianyuan Kindergarten. Please come over with Wangcai, Little Sweet Potato and Coal Balls. How about the deal? It's their business. Wei Jian, do you want to observe secretly with me?"

Xing Yi grabbed his face, pretending to be calm and said: "I'm not interested in gossip about the little birds. I'm going to sleep, Xiao Yuanyuan, you can follow me later."

So Xiao Fenghuang talked to Yuelao and Fenghuang Mingzun for a while, and gave them a few more free ticket certificates for the Jianyuan Cultural and Entertainment Center in case they were lost.

Fenghuang Mingzun sat on a small bench gracefully and dignifiedly, while watching him bury his head in cutting paper, he asked, "Yuanyuan, did the emperor tell you how their cultivation is going? I was going to ask Shapolang, but it turned out They couldn't find one or two of them, not even the Seven Killers, so it's said that they went to travel in the mountains."

Little Phoenix thought for a while: "Wei Jian told me that there was no obvious progress, but the good thing is that his cultivation base has been supplemented, and I have also reached the golden core stage, so I can double, you know, that's it. Well."

As he spoke, he became embarrassed: "At present, it seems that there is probably no problem."

Fenghuang Mingzun patted his head: "Speaking of this, I remembered that you were indeed the fastest to ascend to the golden elixir. At that time, you had to eat three hundred elixirs every day in order to prepare for the emperor's surprise. That's it. stop?"

Little Phoenix thought for a while: "Three hundred, that's right."

Fenghuang Mingzun thought deeply: "Even so, it was too fast. The Fenghuang family all grew up eating and training, but no one is as fast as you. Take me as an example, when I was young, I ate two meals a day. Practice, but it took 500 years to ascend to the golden elixir. 500 years sounds nothing to you, but I am the person who broke the age record of ascension in the clan; As for the hole, even if you eat a lot, why so fast?"

Xiao Fenghuang touched his round and fluffy belly, and continued embarrassedly: "It's probably me, I really eat a lot."

"Take a step back, just look at the period from Yuanying to Mahayana, just 100 years, this is also a record that has never been seen before or since. You can go back and ask the emperor, and ask him to ascend to Mahayana in the New Year How many years has it been used?" Fenghuang Mingzun looked at him with great interest, "Are you free to come to me for a phoenix body experiment?"

Elder Yue pulled Fenghuang Mingzun away, and smiled at Little Fenghuang: "Don't pay attention to him, he won't be able to get out once he gets into academic problems, you'd better go take a nap with Dijun."

Little Phoenix looked at them: "Then I'm going to sleep? Mingzun, Brother Yue, you can do what you want."

Yuelao said haha: "You can do what you want, of course you can do what you want. Go quickly."

Little Phoenix left happily.

Yuelao was left behind and asked Fenghuang Mingzun mysteriously: "Are you serious? If this matter is exposed, will Yuanyuan be very sad?"

Fenghuang Mingzun took a sip of tea gracefully: "At first I thought he would be sad, but under my encouragement, I see that he has now received a lot from his real younger brother, and the Little Bird Kindergarten has also been established, and it is no longer the same as before. Lonely and lonely, there is no problem. Dijun will not be a problem if he continues like this, and one day he will be exposed for making up lies, and then Xiao Yuanyuan will be even more sad-does Dijun think Yuanyuan is so fragile? Bird, although you look delicate, what you need is not to coax you with lies, isn't it more interesting to take care of husband and wife affairs together?"

Yuelao sighed, "It makes sense."

Fenghuang Mingzun smiled sullenly: "One more thing, I checked the file of the third master for three days for the matter of Heifenghuang, and I didn't hesitate to go to Master Fudo Mingwang to ask for proof, but I was scolded and came back. I still don’t know the result. In the end, he told me that he was my ass, and that if he didn’t take revenge, he would not be a gentleman. Isn’t he very powerful in Black Phoenix? I see how powerful he will be tomorrow.”

He coughed a few times, as if he suddenly felt that it was not appropriate for him to say such a thing, so he returned to the appearance of drinking tea gracefully, and shook his sleeves at Yue Lao: "Don't talk nonsense, the plan will be held as scheduled."

Yuelao took what was in his sleeve, and ran out joyfully.

Xing Yi didn't take a nap this time in the bedroom.Since he came back from the Kanen-won Culture and Entertainment Center at the foot of the mountain, he has regained some of his old habits in the mortal world, which is to enjoy the cool and wind in the courtyard—although there is only winter wind in Fuli Mountain, he is not afraid of the cold, but enjoys it. A little sunshine.When tiredness surged, I closed my eyes and slept for a while on the rocking chair I brought.

After Little Phoenix joined, they made the rocking chair a little bigger. Besides sleeping under a quilt, they also double-did it when there was no one around.

Little Phoenix went over with a quilt in her arms, and squeezed into Xing Yi's side to sleep. The big cloud quilt covered the two of them tightly. Halfway through, Little Phoenix felt crowded, so she turned into a small nest of birds and nestled under Xing Yi. Yi snored in the hollow of his shoulder.It's not particularly cold today, the garden is filled with the fragrance of grass and trees, and the breeze is blowing, making it extremely comfortable.

One person and one bird are fast asleep.

A furtive figure slipped over, stood in front of the couch for two, carefully observed it for a while, then put something rustling on it, and then he quickly slipped away with a whoosh, and retreated.

Xing Yi seemed to perceive something in his sleep. He was disturbed, and he opened his eyes after a while. The first thing he saw was a little fat bird under the quilt, a round ball, whistling like a whistle. Purring, milky voice.

Then there is the thing under the buttocks of this little fat bird-three round, smooth and round eggs.

Still black.

Xing Yi was stunned for a moment, and after a while, he reached out and picked up one of them, and put it in his hand to observe it.

The touch is very brittle, and the shell is very thin. Through the light, it seems to be able to see the thing wrapped in the eggshell-like a small granulation with life, with a round and spiritual breath, and it is obvious that it can grow into a living thing.

After realizing this, he didn't dare to move for a while, and quickly went through the time in his "Ancient Picture Scroll Birds" that the phoenix conceived an egg. He has always been mysterious and lived in seclusion. In just a short moment, he thought of dozens of different theories. It seemed that the phoenix would have to conceive for hundreds of days before giving birth, and that he didn't even need to conceive. There are also those who can lay eggs on the ground.

This egg... These eggs are still black.He double-checked that it was indeed very likely that it was his cub.

Xing Yi poked Little Phoenix, with a solemn expression: "Yuanyuan, wake up."

Little Fenghuang fell asleep not long ago, he twisted reluctantly, and protested: "Wei Jian, your nap time is too short, we should sleep together until night."

He patted his little wings, was quickly suppressed by Xing Yi, and whispered: "Don't move."

There was an unspeakable, suppressed emotion in that voice, and a little bewilderment.

As soon as Xiao Fenghuang opened his little eyes, Xing Yi picked him up and asked him to look at the three black eggs under his ass: "Xiao Yuanyuan, did you give birth to this?"

Little Phoenix was stunned: "What?"

Xing Yi explained patiently: "These three are eggs, did you feel like you laid eggs when you fell asleep?"

Little Phoenix looked at the three eggs for a while, and was shocked: "It's really an egg! It's still black! But I, I remember I didn't lay an egg... Didn't it mean that you have to be pregnant for ten months before you can lay an egg? Our twins, It's only been a few days for Shuang|Xiu... No, it's the human world, I don't know how long it will take for Phoenix to lay eggs."

He was a little frustrated: "Wei Jian, I'm not an authentic phoenix, but I don't know if this is my egg."

He lowered his head, looked nervously, and was suddenly startled: "Weiji, this egg is black, Weiji! Could it be the last time, the last time coal balls teased me, me, me, me—"

He looked at these eggs in horror, and even the tiny fluff on his body exploded: "What if the father of these eggs is a briquette? Weiji, do you remember that the last time briquette asked me to imitate Xiao The movement of the bird's bridal chamber—"

Xing Yi covered his mouth, holding back the smile in his eyes: "It's time for you to supplement the basic knowledge of phoenix physiology. But it's okay, this is not the point, the point is is this egg you laid?"

Xiao Fenghuang strongly denied: "I don't remember, Wei Jian, I didn't feel that I was laying eggs at all."

Xing Yi poked him in the belly: "You little bird doesn't count how much it eats, and it doesn't count whether it lays eggs or not. Just wait, I'll take you to Fenghuang Mingzun's place for a prenatal checkup later to appraise this bird. A few eggs are not ours.

Little Phoenix poked his head with the tip of his wing, but was still very persistent: "Wei Jian, I didn't lay any eggs, could these eggs be laid by you?"

Xing Yi: "..."

Xiao Fenghuang thought for a while and shook his hair: "There are only two of us and three eggs here, and I didn't lay any eggs, so these three eggs must have been laid by you! Wei Jian, you secretly laid eggs behind my back, How to explain it?"

Xing Yi was dazzled by his magical brain circuit: "..."

The more Xiao Fenghuang thought about it, the more he felt that he was reasonable. He looked at Xing Yi suspiciously: "Wei Jian, did you lay the egg yourself? I'm sorry to say, so I gave birth?"

Xing Yi: "...I didn't."

Xiao Fenghuang shouted: "There must be! This is the egg you laid, Wei Jian, you must have something to hide from me, I will give you three days to confess, you wait, I will go down the mountain to buy it for you A little supplement for pregnant women, good boy, Wei Jian, you can just hatch your eggs at home, and I'll be right back."

Xing Yi didn't catch it, let the little Phoenix fly out, and rushed down the mountain.

Xing Yi looked at the three black eggs lined up side by side on the couch, and fell into deep thought.

It was already night when Little Phoenix came back that day, and Xing Yi sat in the study without saying a word, with a ribbon on his lap, and on the ribbon were the three eggs, tightly wrapped by Xing Yi's cloud quilt. Seriously.

Little Fenghuang was a little excited, he quietly walked in the door with the tonic, and then asked a little expectantly: "Wei Jian, what are you doing?"

Xing Yi expressionless: "Hatch the egg."

Xiao Fenghuang looked at him and smirked, Xing Yi was still expressionless, and when Xiao Fenghuang tried to feed him the big tonic soup, he suddenly said: "I still feel that something is wrong."

Little Phoenix patted him on the shoulder, and comforted him: "Wei Jian, don't deny it, the egg you laid is the one you laid, and I won't laugh at you. Look, I was going to lay eggs for you, you You didn't laugh at me either, did you?"

Xing Yi rubbed his temples, and suddenly asked: "When did those two melon skins, Dafenghuang and Yuelao leave?"

Little Phoenix recalled carefully: "I don't really remember, but they should leave after receiving the tickets. Wei Jian, I don't allow you to call my idol Guapi, they are very respectable senior gods. "

Xing Yi ignored him, he caught Little Phoenix over, stroked his hair one after another, and already had a [-]% guess in his heart: it must be the big Phoenix who is not afraid of death and watching the excitement is not a big deal. The Yuelao's deeds.

But the remaining two points are the key to prevent him from going to someone to settle accounts: what if these eggs are really his own?

Little Phoenix is ​​unreliable, if he really didn't even feel that he had laid eggs, wouldn't it be embarrassing for him to ask Mingzun Fenghuang with these three eggs?

What's more, these eggs are still black. Black eggs correspond to black feathers, and white eggs correspond to white feathers. This is why the little phoenix was seen as a white feather when it was an egg and was abandoned by others.When he turned into coal balls, he didn't deliberately change the color of his fur. The first moment he transformed into black, it seemed very reasonable.

He summoned Qingniao and sent a letter to Fenghuang Mingzun, but Fenghuang Mingzun refused, and asked Qingniao to send a letter: "I'm sorry, Dijun, I am very busy today, busy preparing for tomorrow's small briquettes, small sweet potatoes, There is really no time for the blind date banquet of Xiao Wangcai's three little birds. I sincerely invite you to join the blind date banquet of the little birds tomorrow, and if you have anything to say, let's talk about it then. I wish the emperor and Yuanyuan safe."

Xing Yi: "..."

Little Phoenix was still harassing him there: "Wei Jian, Wei Jian, is it your egg, Wei Jian, please talk to me."

Xing Yi pushed him to sleep: "Hey, eat, take a shower, sleep, I'll wait."

Little Phoenix looked at him: "How long are you waiting, what are you going to do? I prepared a red transparent gauze dress tonight, that, Wei Jian, are you interested?"

Xing Yi smiled and said, "It's really a rogue bird."

Little Phoenix encouraged him: "Come on, come on, wei cum."

Xing Yi looked at the three eggs on the table, hesitant.He struggled for a long time between "this is a joke" and "these eggs are indeed the cubs of me and Little Phoenix", and finally, the steady side of his character prevailed: "Yuanyuan, let's do it tomorrow, you first Go to bed, I'll..."

He put the eggs back on his knees and covered them expressionlessly: "I'll hatch the eggs first, Xiao Yuanyuan."