Get fat by order

Tan Lang hadn't read half of it yet, everyone was already bursting into laughter, Tan Lang suppressed the laughter and read to the end, leaving Xingyi with a dark face, confiscating the writing written by Xiao Fenghuang from Tan Lang letter.

Greedy Wolf wanted to grab it with a shy face, and said with a playful smile: "I have read it all, you don't have to be shy, Dijun, since the letters on both sides are written for you, there is nothing wrong with it, and I will share them all for everyone's happiness." How about a little? Practice is long and boundless, and you always want to find something interesting."

These people are also getting more and more aggressive, Tanlang is here to reason with him, and Po Jun walked away with the rest of the letter, not as exaggerated as Tanlang's reading, but he also read it slowly, the second Letter of the day:

For microcum:

"Today is the second day of your retreat. I miss you more and more, and I don't know what to do. Because of missing you, the fairy sister said that I may be suffering from anorexia, because I only ate one real food today. , very frugal, but I don’t feel particularly hungry. Don’t worry about me too much. I think maybe it’s because I’m too busy with my career that I don’t have time to eat. You see, I’m so serious about making money, you must praise me when I come out , I really miss you, I miss your voice and expression that praised me very much. I am going to drink half a cup of cherry soup for supper. From now on, I will be a health-preserving phoenix and a reserved little phoenix."

On the same day——

To the briquettes:

"I have already discussed with Fenghuang Mingzun and Wangcai. There is a little Phoenix girl named Sweet Potato in this new Phoenix class. We gave her this nickname because her coat color is like the heart of a boiled and peeled sweet potato. , very beautiful. When you come back from customs this time, you will be a mature phoenix, you can transform into a young man, and you can go on a blind date with a good-looking girl. I have thought about it for a long time, and you are an excellent black phoenix. It's just that there are always some shortcomings in the family. Although I am your eldest brother, I am a little bird exclusive to Wei and I. I can't take care of you all the time. If you can have a good marriage, it will be icing on the cake. What do you think?

"In addition, I will slowly teach you the way of husband and wife. To establish a long-term relationship, in addition to feelings, there must be routines. For example, I think that although Wei Jian now says that he doesn't dislike me for being fat, I also believe him I won’t dislike me for being fat in the future, but I still can’t always give him a bad impression of being lazy. This time his retreat is a great opportunity. I actually ate more than before and became rounder, but I lied to him I'm trying to lose weight, and I want to be a reserved and slender little phoenix."

Everyone laughed again.

Xing Yi's cold face also showed a bit of helplessness: "I knew it."

He pointed to Greedy Wolf expressionlessly: "Look at the water stains on the first letter, I know that Phoenix tears are directly condensed into crystal stones, but he just doesn't remember. I taught a bunch of things that day. The young little phoenix who didn't know the heights of the sky and the earth made them cry. This guy still remembers to pick them up under the tree vines, and sell them for money in the future. I think he has been a mortal for a long time, and he has forgotten that he is a phoenix."

Greedy Wolf couldn't breathe from laughing, and he and Po Jun fought to read the rest of the letters, but Xing Yi drove them aside: "Aren't you itchy, this is all written by Yuanyuan .”

The others stopped making trouble.Xing Yi sorted out the messed up envelopes again, put them in order according to the date, put them aside, but didn't look at them, just put them on the seat where he usually meditates, and used a piece of black ice as a paperweight to keep them carefully up.The sixty envelopes were neat and tidy. Except for the first four envelopes which were opened, he tidied up the rest one by one. He smoothed out the wrinkles and warps caused by leaving the door outside the door for a long time. Restored as before.

Xing Yi frowned and said: "Big Phoenix is ​​too careless. I don't know how long these letters have been written. He just piled them up at the entrance of the cave, exposed to the wind and the sun."

He snatched the note written by Yutu from Pojun—a piece of tattered paper with rabbit paw prints on it, and wrote seriously on it:

Big Phoenix: Next time I will install a credit wooden letter, remember it.

He got up and nailed the note to the hole with a short dart, and then returned to meditate, closing his eyes and resting his mind.

Tanlang asked curiously, "Doesn't the Emperor read Xiao Yuanyuan's letter?"

Xing Yi said: "It's the same when you go out and watch it again."

Po Jun looked up at him, shook his head at Tanlang, motioning him to keep quiet.

Although these people have all made fun of it, saying that since Xing Yi's astrolabe was shaken and his strength faded because of his love for Little Phoenix, since this problem cannot be solved for the time being, it is better to directly solve the person who caused the problem - making Little Phoenix Just bake it round.

But this matter is actually not that simple: Xing Yi still has more than half of the control over the astrolabe, and most of it is due to his calm mind and restraint.Po Jun also said that if Xing Yi was a person who would die and live for love, then the stability of the Six Realms would have been lost for a long time.

Seven kills once said: "If this is the case now, you should actually keep a distance from Little Phoenix. It would be great if you can cut off your love."

Po Jun said: "It's not easy to cut the thread of love? It's just one step at a time."

Xing Yi never spoke, but everyone could tell that he might not know that Qi Sha's words were unreasonable. Now that he has been in seclusion for a long time, Greedy Wolf and Po Jun spend their free time talking with each other, Qi Sha Sleeping with eyes closed, only Xing Yi was always in a state of high tension, and there was nothing in his eyes except the astrolabe.

He didn't know how long he could last, one day, two days, one year, two years?

He knew from his heart that he was happy to see such a change, just like a person who stepped into the sea of ​​flowers on the other side and was deluded by the wonderful illusion of the previous life and drowned. Finally, the ball inside was warmed by another small living ball, and turned into a stream of water that covered the spring light. It was a catastrophe of ice and snow, a nest of birds, but it was indifferent.

He didn't think there was anything wrong with this, just like he put the jade rabbit's stars into the Shapolang before, and he didn't think there was anything wrong with it.Reason still reminded him to slow down a bit, but he really didn't know how long he could hold on—how long before he completely fell into love.

He has now engraved the induction circle of the astrolabe on his wrist, and he can feel it directly now, compared to his previous practice of staying in the smelting room to observe it day and night.If the power of the astrolabe fluctuates, then the imprint on his wrist will feel hot.It was an obscure and beautiful imprint, formed naturally from the astrolabe, unlike any rune and seal carving Xing Yi had seen before.As if by coincidence, it was imprinted on the wound where he bled and promised Little Phoenix that it would heal quickly.The traces have disappeared, and occasionally after nightfall, it will feel like a fire, bringing a slight pain, as if the deepened scar is still there, invisible and intangible.

"It's okay, continue." Xing Yi said.

It was another countless days of upside-down morning and night, day and night, and Phoenix Mingzun sent another batch of letters, this time there were more letters.After the first month of parting, the little ones started to panic in the second month. They didn't want to do anything all day long. They couldn't sleep because they thought about their lovers.

Little Phoenix sent fewer letters, one letter a day, and the letter paper became thinner and thinner.Xing Yi thought that this little bird was different from ordinary people, he was afraid that he would forget everything as soon as he really devoted himself to his career, even with him, so he wrote fewer and fewer letters.

He looked at the letter papers, stroked the edges with his fingertips, pursed his lips, said nothing, and put them away where he had piled letters before.Their cultivation was entering a tense period. Tanlang and Pojun only read through their letters in a hurry, and then immediately concentrated on their cultivation.In the face of major events, everyone knows to take the overall situation into consideration. If Xing Yi hadn't set an example, the rest of the people would not be so harsh on themselves.

Only Po Jun found that occasionally during the moments when they were relaxing, Xing Yi would suddenly stop thinking and be distracted.He never glanced at where he kept his letters, but the astrolabe was becoming more and more restless.Xing Yi also got used to it day by day. When he was free, he looked at the deep pool in the spirit cave. He stepped into the water with his clothes on and let the piercing deep pool submerge. They were all cold, but the wrists were scorching hot.

The springs above and below Fuli Palace have all turned into hot springs, even the snow on Fuli Mountain has melted, only the water in this cave is still unbearably cold.The extreme cold gave birth to extreme heat, and the steaming heat wave of the four people's luck melted away the ice cones hanging from the ceiling of the cave.

Po Jun and Tan Lang started writing replies.After Fenghuang Mingzun came for the second time, he sorted the letters from the little ones and packed them into wooden boxes. The people inside took off the envelopes containing the paper and used them as letter paper, and wrote a reply slowly.It took a few days to write a line, and it took more than ten days to spare time to complete the entire letter and put it at the entrance of the cave.

Xing Yi didn't write, he raised his eyelids, and said softly: "I don't miss that fat phoenix that much."

After March, spring has really arrived, and the grass grows on Fuli Mountain, and the perennial snow melts for the first time, exposing the land under the ice layer and frost flowers.During this period of time, there was thunder for a while, one after another, several times every night, it seemed that there was a tendency to collapse the mountain, and even the spiritual cave was affected, making people's bones tremble.

Xing Yi didn't think of anything at first, after a few days of being shocked like this, he became uncharacteristically disturbed, but he didn't know why he was disturbed.It was Qi Sha who broke the mystery with his words, he asked: "Recently, there are some monsters gathered in Fuli Mountain to cross the catastrophe? For several days in a row, there were nine big thunders and countless small thunders. If it all fell on one person , I'm afraid there will be no ashes left."

Xing Yi's heart sank—at the same time, the imprint of the astrolabe on his wrist started to hurt violently. The pain was so painful that it made people lose their blood color in an instant—the moment his brain emptied, his whole body looked extremely pale , looks gloomy and terrifying.

Everyone also felt the fluctuation of the formation, and cast their eyes over one after another.

Greedy Wolf scratched his head and asked, "Is Xiao Yuanyuan almost crossing the catastrophe?"

Xing Yi forcibly stabilized his mind, and said in a low voice: "It's okay, he will go to the Tribulation Yuan Dan period recently, and he will suffer three big thunders and several small thunders. Look at him, nothing will happen. He said that he wants to wholesale vajra masks from the Taishang Laojun and sell them to the little gods to survive the catastrophe, so they probably all got together."

Everyone understands.The formation continued to move without any signs of interruption, but Xing Yi was distracted for a moment.

Another thunderbolt struck, making people feel tight in their chests.

He whispered: "Come here first today."

Sha Polang and the three obeyed, and each went to rest.Tanlang poked Po Jun with his elbow, and winked: "Look, the emperor said that he didn't want to see it, so why not go to see it secretly?"

The two squinted their eyes and pretended to be asleep, but actually secretly raised their eyelids to peek, and even ordered Qi Sha to pretend to sleep with them.The three of them watched Xing Yi meditating on the spot for a long while. It was not until late at night that Xing Yi moved, and with a casual finger, he led the letters into the air, and began to read from the latest one.

It was one fifteen days ago.

It begins with a mournful tone:

"Weijian, both Jinjin and Yutu have received replies, why don't you write me a reply? Well, I have to admit my mistake. I admit that I didn't miss you very much when you first retreated, and you lied to me that I miss you very much." You, but I really miss you right now."

"Wei Jian, if you don't reply to me again, I will ignore you. I am practicing to be an authentic phoenix recently. An authentic phoenix has a lot of backbone, and the consequences of getting angry are very serious. I want to remind you solemnly. "

"Oh, I don't think about anything anymore, Wei Jian, come back quickly, I feel like I'm going to bankrupt the brothel, Ming Zun scolds me every day, I'm very wronged."

He laughed.

In the past few days, the letter to the briquettes and the letter to him have corresponded. This fat phoenix seems to be really thinking about him. He hastened to come back.

He remembered that Xiao Fenghuang wrote less and less letters to him, and wrote a reply letter: "I understand, but I don't miss you at all, Xiao Yuanyuan, what do you think should be done?"

After thinking about it, I lost it again and wrote a new one.The water drops from the top of his head fell, as if he let out a sigh of joy that had been suppressed for a long time.

"I miss you."

After I finished writing, I lost it again, and rewrote it for the third time: "After thinking about it, I still miss you, because you are a bad bird."

As the saying goes, there are only three things to do, but after writing so much, he still felt that it was inappropriate. After thinking about it, he finally didn't know what to write, so he simply stopped writing and rested.

Po Jun took a look from a distance, and knew what happened without guessing.He "tsk": "I really don't see it, are Dijun and Xiaoniao so innocent?"

He was eager to try: "Why don't you be more violent, Greedy Wolf, let's help Dijun reply to Little Phoenix's letter, what do you think I will do as I wrote to Yutu?"

Tanlang saw that Po Jun's draft was extremely obscene, such as "I miss you, I want to fuck you", "I want to consummate with you a hundred times, what about you", "I want to eat boiled rabbit meat when I come out"...etc. .

Greedy Wolf: "..."

He said angrily: "What's wrong with pure love! Respect those of us who are in love for the first time!"

With an innocent face, Po Jun spread his hands and said, "Rabbits are promiscuous by nature. I'm used to it. What's wrong with that? Nightlife is also an aspect of husband and wife, and it can often get twice the result with half the effort. You should all learn from it. "

Greedy Wolf ignored him, tiptoed close to the place where Xing Yi was, touched it lightly for a while, touched a few magic weapons books, flipped through them, and quickly picked up Xing Yi with the sound of flipping. Yi's three scrap manuscripts.

He wrapped up the waste manuscripts of the three chapters, packed them into the letter, signed Xing Yi, and threw them all at the entrance of the cave.

Po Jun took it back again, and made sure to add another sentence for Xing Yi: "When are you going to lay an egg for me?" Then he and Tan Lang smiled and pushed each other, and then put the letter back.

Three days later, the reply came.

Different from the previous unified packaging method, this time it was actually Xiao Fenghuang's reply alone, which was just a small note.

Xing Yi didn't know, he just thought that the fat phoenix outside had written him another letter on a whim.He took it, opened it, and saw that there was only one line written on it: "Every day. Wei Jian, you are not serious."

Tanlang whistled, and Pojun booed beside him.

"Every day? Why am I not serious?" He was at a loss, and when he looked back, Tan Lang and Po Jun had already slipped away, leaving only Qi Sha pursing his lips and smiling.

"What do you mean every day? What did they do behind my back?" Xing Yi asked seriously.

Qi Sha coughed lightly: "I don't know, I only heard them say you are a very innocent emperor yesterday, and I think they are right."