Get fat by order

Staring at Xiao Fenghuang, Xing Yi suspected that he had heard it wrong: "Say it again, how many fruits do you save, and how many prunes do you eat every day?"

Little Fenghuang lowered his little head again - he had the same movement habits when he was in human form and in bird form, and this action made Xing Yi see the disobedient strands of his hair curled up again.

He wanted to reach out and touch it, but he held back, and then asked in a serious tone, "Huh? Ask you, bad bird."

Little Fenghuang muttered disheartenedly: "I have to eat three... three hundred fruits every day. Save one thousand two... one thousand two hundred and thirty four fruits."

Xing Yi suppressed a smile: "So this is the reason why you have lost weight recently, and the more you lose, the more round you become?"

Xiao Fenghuang sat down on his side flatteringly, and held his hand sincerely: "Wei Jian, it's not like that, when I first came here I was really serious about losing weight, but you said later that I'm fat It's so cute, I'm thinking of weight loss as fitness. And, you know, the pips are so small, they're even smaller after being skinned, and you just let me eat fifteen pips a day, for the little bird , It’s like when I was transformed into a human, I was only allowed to eat fifteen melon seeds. You see, eating three hundred melon seeds a day is not too much, is it?”

This little bird is well versed in acting coquettishly, and said in a soft voice: "So, it's not my fault, but it's not your fault either. Lianshi is as precious as Chengyang Lake crab cucumber seeds in the world, so even if you only I can eat thirty, and I also know that this is your husband's wish."

Xing Yi used his index finger and thumb to compare a circle the size of a quail egg, which was almost the actual size: "Tell me again, how big is it?"

Little Fenghuang was a little shy, opened his eyes and said nonsense: "The melon seeds are so big."

Xing Yi: "..."

Xing Yi rubbed his temples, and asked him again: "Leave this aside, how did you hide so much?"

Little Phoenix said with a shy face: "Every time the snacks are picked by the big fairy sister, sometimes she doesn't know how to count them, so she just puts a few, and I secretly hide a few behind her, and then tell She said that if there is less, she will give me some more fruits. Besides, last time after my fruit was stolen and eaten twice by Wei Jian, I often ran to Sister Fairy and said that you took my fruit again. Eat it, and then the fairy sister will pick another plate for me."

Xing Yi listened for a long while, but was silent, and then said after a while: "You really are..."

Little Phoenix continued to be shy: "Actually, I didn't expect this method to be implemented for so long. I don't know why Sister Fairy hasn't asked you to verify it, so I didn't try to cheat."

Xing Yi said: "Naturally, you don't know how to cheat. In the entire Fuli Palace, you are probably the only one who dares to ask me if I ate a bird's fruit."

He motioned for him to continue.

Xiao Fenghuang then confessed honestly: "Furthermore, I also bribed a few bamboo grandpas in the backyard. I scratched them with their paws, and they were willing to leave some fruits for me without telling you and Sister Fairy, so they hoarded them." It's quite easy to get the fruit. Oh, Wei Jian, don't be angry with me, I promise to hand in all of them, give them to you to eat, I can also help you find other spiritual fruit fairy grass, eat You can improve your cultivation.”

Xing Yi remembered that the last time when he turned into coal balls, Xiao Fenghuang had given him money from his own house, so he asked in a deep voice: "You are so capable, did you still save money behind my back?"

Little Phoenix's eyes widened, and he assured him: "No."

With a blank expression on his face, Xing Yi stretched out his hands to pinch Xiao Fenghuang's cheeks, and then touched his chest: "Well, you really don't change your face or your heartbeat, Xiao Fenghuang, are you a liar?"

Little Fenghuang felt a little guilty, but still stared at him: "Wei Jian, there is still a basic trust between husband and wife. I guarantee that I only hide the fruit, and there is absolutely no one who wants to save money to go shopping in a brothel."

Xing Yi squinted his eyes: "Visiting a brothel?"

Little Phoenix was startled, and only then realized that he had slipped his mouth.He secretly retracted his body a little, trying to move back to the original position, but Xing Yi grabbed him and held him in his arms: "I heard it."

Xiao Fenghuang simply pretended to be dead, grabbed his shoulders, buried his face, then fell on him, pulled the quilt to cover both of them.Xing Yi let him do the same, just stretched out his fingertips and nodded on his head: "I'm angry, coax me."

Little Phoenix tried to defend: "Wei Jian, let me tell you that you don't quite understand our young bird's taste. Today's brothel is different from the past. It's a place where you can enjoy beauties and watch songs and dances. It doesn't have to be with the brothel. It’s common sense that the sons and girls in the house spend a good night together, the kiln is a place of elegance, this is common sense, why are you so stupid, Wei Jian?”

Xing Yi said: "Okay, you said I was stupid again, I was even angrier, you have to double coax me."

Little Phoenix thought for a while: "Then I'll become a little bird, you can give me a good rub, cum."

As he said that, he changed into a bird with a "bang", and obediently slipped into Xing Yi's palm.

With a smile on his lips, Xing Yi lazily agreed: "That's fine." He really didn't show mercy, pinching and rubbing left and right, until the little round chubby bird chirped and kicked its legs indiscriminately.

Xing Yi was lying on his back, lifted him up and looked at him seriously, serious doubts appeared in his eyebrows and eyes: "Why don't you understand? The cultivation method that can increase one's cultivation base without retreating, what else is there besides eating the aura of heaven and earth?"

Little Fenghuang's fur all over his body swelled up after being rubbed by him, and he looked rounder - he tried his best to look down with Xiaodou's eyes, and then kicked his legs.

Xing Yi sighed, put him down again, and transformed him back into a human form with a touch of his finger.Little Fenghuang was nestled in the quilt, afraid to speak, and after a long time, she poked her head out quietly, and turned her head to look at him: "Actually, I know, micro-cum."

Xing Yi glanced at him, his eyes as indifferent as water: "Oh."

Xiao Fenghuang fumbled under the quilt for a long time, then found Xing Yi's hand, quietly took his hand over, loosened his clothes, and let Xing Yi put his palm on his belly.

It feels slightly cool to the touch, soft and delicate, like a piece of soft jade. When it rises and falls, it carries the unique warmth of a living person. You can even feel the beating heartbeat. It vibrates slightly from the top of the belly to the fingertips.

Xing Yi was almost burned by this sudden touch.When he turned his head to look at Xiao Fenghuang, he caught a glimpse of Xiao Fenghuang's fair face that was already blushing: "Double coaxes you, it's double, you pinched me when I was a bird, now I should change to a human form Yes. Wei Jian, can you treat everyone equally?"

Xing Yi was stunned for a moment at first, and then his voice became hoarse almost instantly, he directly withdrew his hand, turned over and pressed Xiao Fenghuang under him: "Xiao Yuanyuan, I think it's not good for you to be like this—— "

Little Phoenix blinked her eyes, feeling Xing Yi's hot and pressing kiss blocked her lips and tongue, the slightly hot touch made her scalp numb, as if she had been electrified.Xing Yi turned his head towards him, bit his earlobe, sucked and licked kisses, Xiao Fenghuang had just bathed, and there was still water vapor and a faint scent of Shenmu flowers, slightly sweet and slightly bitter.

The voice was deep and magnetic, like a sigh, like a baby: "When will you reach the Golden Core Stage, my little Phoenix?"

……

Little Phoenix's eyes were slightly moist, and he was panting lightly.He muttered: "Of course I know what you mean by double|cultivation, weijian, but I'm still three stages away from reaching the golden elixir stage of transcending tribulation, smelly weijian, you're a rogue weijian."

Xing Yi pinched him, and said hoarsely: "Then don't hook me, bad Yuanyuan."

Xiao Fenghuang was discouraged, he hugged Xing Yi's hand, and said dejectedly: "I can't do it, Wei Chan."

He burrowed into his arms again, and after thinking for a long time, he said, "I thought about it, maybe it's because I'm also a rogue phoenix."

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The next day, Xing Yi got up early as usual, gathered the three of them to make several attempts in the study, and for the first time tried to disperse the strength of the four of them, and jointly suppress the operation of the astrolabe. So far, there is no big problem. Trouble, after a day and night of intense discussions, the four of them finally had time to relax.

As soon as Greedy Wolf saw that it was done, he immediately slipped back to his bedroom to sleep: "I didn't expect our method to be effective. The first time we tried it, we could have such an effect. The road ahead will not be too difficult. I I was so worried that I couldn’t fall asleep all night, I was afraid I couldn’t hold it back, it’s okay, I’m going to catch up on sleep, if Garuda comes, call me.”

Everyone in this palace is very familiar with Greedy Wolf, Da Xian'e asked with a smile: "The Jade Rabbit moved here with the Star Army, why didn't Jin Jin move here with you?"

Tanlang mentioned this, and rubbed his hair a little disturbedly: "There was a quarrel, I went to him, but he ignored me, I can only wait for him to calm down and then come to me."

Qisha asks Xian'e for tea, and makes tea while listening to tea, enjoying himself.Instead, Pojun wanted to come to the moonstone chessboard, and asked Xingyi, "I heard from Yuelao earlier that Dijun likes to talk a few games with his hands in his spare time. It just so happens that I was also a half-baked national player when I was in the world, so I'm not as good as Dijun." How many games will you play with me?"

Xiao Fenghuang was still asleep and didn't wake up, Xing Yi had nothing to do, so he played a few rounds with Po Jun.After a while, Xiao Fenghuang got up, and after eating, he gave everyone cherry soup to drink, and then reported to Xing Yi: "Wei Jian, I went to the back mountain to find small briquettes to play with, don't miss me too much."

Xing Yi waved his hand: "Go ahead, I promise you don't want to." Xiao Fenghuang immediately changed his words: "That's something to think about, then I'll go! I'll bring you some fruit to eat."

As he said that, he changed into a bird, and flew back singing and chirping all the way.

Xing Yi also put down the chess pieces in his hand, and smiled at Po Jun: "Let's come here today, Star Master Po Jun, take a rest early, there is still work to do in the future."

Po Jun nodded, and suddenly asked: "There are rumors that the astrolabe is like a chessboard, is it true?" As soon as the words fell, Po Jun seemed to realize something, and then said: "If it's hard to say, that's all."

Xing Yi was a little surprised, and then his expression returned to normal. He said: "There is nothing wrong with it. Now that my strength has faded, even though there are many ways to make up for my cultivation, it is not a long-term solution after all. This is the relationship between me and Xingpan. The relationship between the elders, after ten thousand years I will pass away, there will be a new person to take over my class, how to manipulate the astrolabe, I will teach the three of you in a few days."

Po Jun looked at him in surprise.

Xingyi continued: "The rules of the astrolabe are similar to those of Go. Go pays attention to the 'Qi' of the chess pieces, while the astrolabe corresponds to the power of each star. But in addition to the 'Qi', the astrolabe also needs to consider its 'Qi' in the five elements. location, its lifespan, its associated astrology, and—”

He paused, and glanced at Po Jun thoughtfully, "As for the god corresponding to the star position, and the possible consequences of moving it in the Six Realms, the plan with the least impact is the best, and it doesn't have to be the most powerful plan." method is the best."

"There are many other details, I will tell you later." Po Jun noticed that Xing Yi seemed to be in a hurry, and left in a hurry after saying this.

There is no one in the courtyard, only the sounds of falling flowers and tea making are left in the corridor.

Po Jun seemed to be in a leisurely mood, he suddenly said, "Hey, where do you think Dijun went?"

Qisha, who was making tea, was taken aback.

This Pojun star master has a weird and withdrawn personality, but he is the only one who is very difficult to deal with.It was the first time I saw him take the initiative to talk to him, and the rest of the time he was either teasing or sneering. The cold-tempered people bumped into each other, probably because they really didn't deal with each other.It was also rumored by others that this might be the lifeblood of the three stars that kill the wolf. They meet each other, but they also fight each other endlessly.

Qi Sha said calmly: "I don't know, maybe I'm looking for materials."

But Po Jun smiled: "I think he is going to tease the little bird."

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Behind Fuli Mountain, a snow-white round fur ball flapped its small wings, and happily rushed to another black ball: "Little coal ball! You are finally here! I have been looking for you many times!"

Xing Yi was thrown back a few steps by him, almost rolled down.He coughed a few times, then rubbed Little Phoenix's belly with his belly to show his friendliness: "I'm building a new nest these days, and with the money you gave me, I rented a ten thousand year pine tree." Luxurious tree hole, I have been busy with decoration recently, so I didn't have time to come and play with you."

Little Phoenix was extremely pleased, and happily patted the round head of the coal ball with his little wings: "Great! If you don't have enough money, you can ask me for it again. Let me tell you, yesterday I hid money from my house and stored food from my house Wei Jian found out about the matter, but he didn't ask me to hand it all in, and he wasn't particularly angry."

Xing Yi listened to his blah blah with a smile in his eyes, and heard Xiao Fenghuang tell him about the fulfillment of his wishes in the past few days, and then began to brag vigorously: "Little coal ball, you are really a lucky star coal ball , Sure enough, the words are effective!"

Xing Yi said modestly: "It's okay, it's okay, God will reward you with food."

Little Phoenix was about to move, and asked with his head: "Then can I ask you to make a few more wishes?" After finishing speaking, he asked worriedly: "Will you damage your own happiness if you make wishes for me?"

Xing Yi shook his head: "No, you agree."

In fact, he was a little curious as to what other wishes this bad phoenix could grant.

Little Phoenix stretched out its wings, and the two brothers seemed to embrace Xing Yi: "You can be regarded as my best little brother, I thought about it that day, since you are a talented person, it would be a pity not to use this ability." No, I bought a ticket for a horse race in the fairyland a few days ago, and bet on an old and frail fairy horse, can you make a wish for me and let it run first?"

He stared at Xing Yi with a burning gaze, his eyes shone with anticipation.

Xing Yi: "..."

He thought for a while, and vaguely remembered that this racecourse seemed to be the property of an old person, and it seemed that it was not impossible to do it in secret.

He said: "Okay, the horse you bet on can run first."

Little Phoenix jumped up and down for a while, and then happily discussed with him: "I have one more wish, little briquette."

Xing Yi glanced at him sideways, knowing that his phoenix was broken and would not let any small advantage be spared, so he could only say calmly: "Say it."

Little Fenghuang was a little embarrassed, but also a little excited and leaned close to his ear, whispering: "You know, my husband, Wei Jian, he has always been cold and indifferent, not very lively."

Xing Yi: "Yes."

Little Phoenix twitched a bit, and asked excitedly: "Biqiu, can you make a wish for me to make him more lively? For example..." He thought for a while, and shyly tweeted twice, "I want to I asked him to dance weight-loss exercises with me to strengthen his body, but he has always refused, always feeling ashamed, and even refused to dance in place with me in a normal way. I want my husband to follow the bird happily Dance together, Lianqiu, just help me make this one wish, I promise it will be the last one."

Following Xiao Fenghuang's description, the appearance of a beaming, ruddy, cold-faced killer who performed weight-loss exercises following a little fat bird, the emperor of Yuanshi Fuli in ancient times—has appeared in his own mind middle.

It's no different from asking an iron-blooded man on the battlefield to perform Yangko.

Xing Yi: "..."

Little Phoenix looked at him eagerly.

Xing Yi: "...Okay."