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Xing Yi took a moment to calm down, then sneered, grabbed the little bird and pinched it: "Did you copy other people's self-criticism papers and get their consent?"

Xiao Fenghuang froze for a moment, and then quickly reacted: "Wei Jian, how do you know this is someone else's self-criticism?"

Xing Yi was also stunned for a moment, and then prevaricated: "You told me yesterday that you will receive a letter of self-criticism from your little brother today. With your slow writing speed, I believe you are so fast. Just write [-] words? Look, you have randomly pieced together other people's things, and the original good sentences have become illogical now. Are you worthy of the fruits of other people's hard work?"

Xiao Fenghuang lowered his little head again in frustration: "Wei Jian, you are so smart, I shouldn't have called you stupid before, and you will find out like this."

Xing Yi thought to himself that if this review was not written by himself, he might not be able to see it.

Xing Yi said: "You are done being bad, Xiao Yuanyuan, let me tell you, at a young level, you are stealing and playing tricks, something only a bad bird would do, at a high level, you are plagiarizing. It's plagiarizing other people's ideas, do you understand? Think about it, if you invest in the cultural and creative businesses of Yuelao and Dafenghuang, everyone is a small business and sells them at a low price, but in the end they are reproduced by others, and others will take your Changed the idol's name to Fenghuang Qingzun, changed Yuelao to Yuekao, changed your name from Yuanyuan to Quanquan, and then used this patchwork of Xibei goods to cheat money at high prices and let others I thought the protagonist’s name was Quanquan, and the one who married me was a bird named Quanquan, can you bear it?”

Xiao Fenghuang was very involved in the scene, and was very angry when he heard it. He patted Xing Yi's chest with his paw: "Of course not!"

"That's right." Xing Yi replied with satisfaction, "Sleep first tonight, and go to court with me tomorrow. You should reflect on yourself first, and finally rewrite a review for me."

Little Phoenix reluctantly agreed.

Xing Yi held the little chubby bird to sleep all night, woke up early the next day, and poked the little chubby bird again: "Get up, accompany me to court."

Little Phoenix kicked his legs, and reluctantly arched his neck: "Wei Jian, why do you wake up so early now, you are not the Wei Jian I know, is your bird wake-up service available?" Useless, I will lose my job."

Xing Yi picked him up and threw him into the warm water basin prepared by Xian'e: "If you wake me up, I won't give you extra meals. What kind of job do you want to be my empress?"

Xiao Fenghuang woke up and began to take a bath seriously. He poked out his fluffy little head, and seriously told Xing Yi about his business plan: "No, we can only last for 3000 years at most when we pay people like this. I want to save some money, last time I took a fancy to a geomantic treasure..."

Xing Yi listened to his bawd, washed and dressed, and changed into court clothes.

This was the first time he went to court after returning from Wangchuan.There is no other reason, it was just before and after he and Xiao Fenghuang went to Wangchuan, he found that his cultivation could no longer suppress the astrolabe, and he started to suppress the blood pressure from then on.He didn't go to court because he was worried that his complexion would be spotted by Wenchang, Wuqu, and the four great celestial officials with deep cultivation.

But not going is not a long-term solution.

Informing everyone that the blue bird that was going to court had already flown in all directions, and the bell of Fuli Palace had already rang.Xing Yi urged Xiao Fenghuang, and Xiao Fenghuang jumped out of the water basin, shook his fur, and then flew to Xing Yi's fingertips, standing firmly.

Xing Yi looked at him and smiled: "Do you not change your body?"

Xiao Fenghuang glanced at him, and said awkwardly: "You are going to court, I am not good at changing human form."

Xing Yi pointed to him the silk cloth wrapped around his wrist: "Then you won't change your husband's dressing?"

The little phoenix stretched out its wingtips, touched his wound carefully, then jumped down and turned into a human form with a bang, and ran out to get him the medicine again.After a while, Little Phoenix came over with a basin of warm water and clean silk and ointment, pulled Xing Yi to sit down, leaned close to him and lowered his head, carefully changing Xing Yi's dressing.

While changing, he muttered: "Weijian, why do I feel that your wound is getting deeper, why is it not good yet?"

Xing Yi looked at him.Xiao Fenghuang lowered his head, leaving only his black hair and a few strands of curled up disobediently.

He stretched out his other hand, dipped his fingertips in water, and smoothed the hairs on the top of his head: "It will be fine soon, little Phoenix, from now on I will not suppress the astrolabe in a way that hurts me gone."

Little Phoenix raised his head, a little surprised: "Really?" But then, as if he had thought of something, he frowned and became worried: "But didn't you say that bloodletting is necessary to suppress the astrolabe? Then when the astrolabe, What about the astrolabe... Let's see, can I use my blood? I am a phoenix, and phoenix blood is very precious, not to mention that I am Bai Yu, and Bai Yu's phoenix blood is even more precious."

He puffed out his chest, looking very proud.

Xing Yi smiled: "Okay, okay, you are Bai Yu, other people's blood is red, and Bai Yu's is colorful, which is extra rare."

Xiao Fenghuang glared at him: "Hmph, smelly, I mean it seriously."

"I know." Xing Yi looked at him tenderly, "Xiao Yuanyuan, my husband asked you a question."

That gaze was different from usual.Those are the eyes that will be shown after making a decision, stubborn, confident, strong and tolerant. This is the first time Little Phoenix saw Xing Yi's eyes when he saw Xing Yi as Emperor Fuli. In this life he knows, Xing Yi He has always been indifferent and casual, and has never cheered up because of anything, and is too loose.

That look made his heart pound.

Xing Yi asked softly: "Xiao Yuanyuan, if I want to tell you that one day I will no longer be able to hold down the astrolabe, my strength will gradually decline, and eventually I may be no different from ordinary people, will you feel sad? Except for the decline of strength , everything else has no effect, probably just not as strong as before."

Little Phoenix thought for a while: "I'm not sad, why should I be sad? Me, I don't want to marry you because you are rich, you fight well, or you are famous. I, I am a poor phoenix anyway. "

He glanced at Xing Yi secretly: "Actually, I really support your retirement. How can a god not be allowed to retire after working in one position for tens of thousands of years? The magistrate of the underworld has changed four rounds. Wait until you retire , you can do business with me, and we will have more time together."

Xing Yi was stunned for a moment, he didn't expect that this little fat bird would directly equate his decline with the word "retirement".

But... think about it, it seems right?No one can take over this matter except when he retires.

Xiao Fenghuang gave him the medicine, and then quickly wrapped up the wound: "From now on, I will be the boss and you will be the boss's wife. Or you can be the boss, and I can be the boss's wife. We will pay ourselves pensions. I know you guys These officials will always have a bit of bureaucracy, and it will be uncomfortable if they don’t use people for a day. At that time, we can hire many people to work and pay wages to poor birds like me, so that we can have both. Weijian, you Wouldn’t it be nice to say that? Maybe in the future we can adopt the little briquette home as a baby, if he is willing... Well, I’m afraid he won’t, it’s hard for him to get close to people with briquettes.”

He began to blah again to describe his future plans, Xing Yi listened, and the stubborn stubbornness accumulated in his heart for a long time suddenly disappeared.It was as if a lock clicked in his heart, and something was released, exposing the things he had locked up before to the sun, and they were alive and kicking.

He picked it up high, and then put it down gently like this little fat bird.

He looked at Little Phoenix's lowered side face, looked at his serious eyes, and smelled the warm fragrance of bamboo leaves in his breath. At this moment, a voice came from deep in his bones——

boom.

bang bang.

He shook violently, as if something revived and grew in his body, and then disappeared in a moment.But just for that moment, he was even a little overwhelmed by this strange feeling.

Xiao Fenghuang took care of his wound, pulled him up and said, "Okay, Wei Jian, I've turned into a little bird, you should go to court quickly."

The snow-white bird landed on his shoulder again.Xing Yi slowly came back to his senses, and took a long breath: "Let's go."

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Today's court is different from the past. The biggest change is the presence of Po Junxing.

But just like Xing Yi brought a bird and Tan Lang brought a Garuda, Po Jun Xing also brought a rabbit in his sleeve.The scene turned into a tea party for small animals, but no one dared to say anything.

Xing Yi listened to the performances of several star officials in turn, and began to handle government affairs according to the procedure.Little Phoenix stood on his shoulders at first, then rolled over and jumped onto Xing Yi's lap, rolling boredly.

Xing Yi caressed his belly with his fingertips nonchalantly.After a while, Little Phoenix got fed up with being touched, and rolled down from his lap again, and started to walk around, poking his head.Because he's small, he doesn't stand out.The star officials have also seen him many times, and they know that this is just a restless bird, so he does weight-loss exercises in the hall, and no one cares about him.

After taking the armrest of Xingyi's chair and sliding down the slide a few times, Little Phoenix landed on the vacant chair next to Xingyi—it was placed a little lower than Xingyi's seat, but it was the same as Xingyi's seat. As gorgeous as a chair.

Little Phoenix knew that that was the position of the empress.

He took a fancy to the smooth field, but at the same time concealed a little selfishness.Little Phoenix remembered the wish he had made to the little briquettes, and was ready to move.

While observing Xing Yi's expression, he sneaked up.

Xing Yi glanced at Xiao Fenghuang, and then listened to the government affairs of the star officials under the court steps.

Seeing the little fat bird fleeing to the position of empress, the people below all gasped.

After leaving Fuli Palace, apart from the palace people in Fuli Palace, there are not many people who honestly believe that Emperor Fuli will find a bird to be his empress.The peachy news belongs to the peachy news, the books written by Yuelao and Fenghuang Mingzun are best-selling, but everyone knows the difference - lace news, don't take it seriously.

After all, they all know what kind of icy temperament that person above is.Even if the little bird turned into a human body, and the country and the city are ruined, even if the emperor has been indulging in the beauty for a while, so what?

Xingyi is tempted, just like a cycad tree blooming.

This little bird also doesn't know that the sky is high and the earth is a little thick, but it really dares to climb to the position of Queen of God!Even if you just use your original body to climb up, that would be a crime of disrespect!

The people below did not dare to say anything, and Xing Yi also remained silent.Only Xiao Fenghuang took a look around and didn't find anything unusual, so he happily danced weight loss exercises.

After the dance, Xiao Fenghuang was so tired that he was out of breath, so he squatted down to rest again, still refusing to leave on this seat.After listening to a star official's report, Xing Yi wrote something before the case, and then motioned for the next one to come over.

As a result, the next star official who was going to report on his duties suddenly couldn't find his memorabilia. He fumbled for a long time, and insisted that he brought it to the temple, so everyone looked left and right, and started to find it.

As a result, the court meeting entered a short period of rest, and the discussion became louder.

Xing Yi's mind is idle, and when others are distracted, he is also distracted. He glanced at Little Phoenix who was squatting to rest his breath, and smiled: "Isn't it uncomfortable to hold the bare chair with your claws?"

His voice was not too loud, because he was in a high position, so it happened to be heard by everyone in the hall.

Little Fenghuang froze for a moment, didn't dare to move, just shrank there and looked at him, blinking Xiaodou's eyes.

Xing Yi stretched out his hand, and casually performed a transformation technique, directly turning him into a human form: "Sit down carefully, and listen carefully to what you have to do, learn a little bit, you will also help me rule you in the future, you can't do it like this Willful."

Little Fenghuang was suddenly transformed into a human being, leaning on the seat of the empress——stupid.

Everyone was also dumbfounded. The star official who was looking for the memorial found that he had left the memorial beside the fruit plate, but he didn't dare to move.

Xing Yi cleared his throat, and said calmly: "While everyone is free now, I will also inform you that my birthday will be in a month. Although I don't remember how old I am, I sincerely invite everyone Liao came to the banquet. Thank you for taking care of Fuli Palace in recent years. At that time, I will personally host this birthday banquet with my empress."

After saying this, he rubbed the head of little Phoenix beside him.

Little Phoenix continued to be dumbfounded, without any movement.

After a long time, Xiao Fenghuang came back to his senses, and the secret technique was transmitted to him: "Wei, Wei Jian, why do you want to make it public now, this, this is not good for you... I mean, others will think you are lewd Obsessed, an absurd monarch."

Xing Yi answered him: "It may be absurd for me to bring the little bird to court, but it is not right for me to bring the empress to court. You are my empress, what can't you tell others?"

Xiao Fenghuang looked at him, wanted to speak several times, but finally closed his mouth, and finally just smirked.

"Then I, then I will seriously be your empress, Wei Jian." After a while, Little Phoenix whispered.

Xing Yi heard what he said, but suddenly said: "Don't be serious, you have to know how to distinguish the words of the scene from the truth, Yuanyuan, I take back what I just said."

Scene talk?

Take it back?

Little Phoenix let out an "Ah", his eyes were immediately disappointed, and his heart was raised in his throat. Before he could hear back, tears were about to burst out: "Show, talk on the show? Isn't it public? Then you, Then you take it back, I'm sorry, Wei Jian, I thought what you said was true."

All the joy disappeared in an instant, and he aggrievedly looked away, not looking at him.

Xing Yi looked at him and smiled: "It's true, I take back the words that you can't be willful anymore, my empress can be willful, I hope you can always be like this, Xiao Yuanyuan."