Get fat by order

Xingyi has only written documents for tens of thousands of years, most of which are instructions, such as "permitted", "not allowed", "rewriting a letter, what kind of trash proposal", back to ancient times, he traveled with Cangjie, transcribed I copied some manuscripts.

Not to mention self-criticism, he didn't even need to write a letter of war. At that time, if he decided to do something, no one could stop him.See who is not pleasing to the eye, go up to fight, someone else hits the door, wakes up in the middle of the night, picks up the long sword under the head and goes out to fight, ignorant and fearless, there is no disadvantage.

Thanks to Little Phoenix who reduced the number of words from the initial three thousand to five hundred, Xing Yi thought before starting to write, otherwise he would have to go to Wenchang Xingjun to steal a few self-criticisms for celestial schoolchildren.

His pen tip stopped for a while, and then he began to write: "Sincere self-criticism, I should not learn from other birds' bridal chambers..." He vividly described the cause and effect of this incident. The "bridal chamber scene of other birds" that he claimed to have seen was actually a copy of the picture about birds mating in the "Ancient Picture Scroll: Birds"; Impression, the picture of two round dumplings, one on top of the other.

After finishing the drawing, the handwriting was still a bit off, so Xing Yi babbled a lot again. First, he deeply reflected on the wrong behavior of what he saw and learned. Yiyi's misery, I hope his brother Yuanyuan can forgive him.

After finishing writing, Xing Yi roughly counted and found that it was almost five hundred words.Then he rolled up the letter paper and put it in his sleeve, staring at the dark blue sky outside the window in a daze.

The little bird wants him to meet with the briquettes again, so what will he do then?

This time it can be regarded as digging a hole for himself to jump.The so-called split | body technique, a soul can only control one body, if he incarnates himself and a small briquette at the same time, he will inevitably lose sight of the other.

It is not impossible to ask others to play him, but it is too embarrassing to tell this matter.What's more, Xiao Fenghuang is familiar with him, so it's easy for others to pass him by.

Xing Yi thought about it, but couldn't think of anything, but accidentally fell asleep.When it was almost dawn, the astrolabe became restless again, so he cut open the wound that was about to scab, and injected blood again.

The severe pain of the wound was exacerbated by the spell, which made Xing Yi more sober.When he went back to his room, he saw that Xiao Fenghuang was still asleep, so he got on the couch and wrapped him in his arms.

Little Phoenix moved, and rubbed against him, her voice was very warm and soft: "Wei Jian, your birthday is only a month away."

Xing Yi said: "Yeah." He looked at Xiao Fenghuang's dazed appearance, and suddenly thought of teasing him, catching him and trying to come up with something: "What birthday gift did you prepare for me, little bad boy?" bird?"

Little Fenghuang was half asleep and half awake, but his tone was still very strict: "It's confidential, weiji. Why don't you think about what to give me, as I said, give me a surprise in exchange."

Xing Yi scratched his nose: "Then what do you want?"

Little Fenghuang was almost woken up by his noise, so he simply covered himself with the quilt and hid under the quilt, unwilling to listen to him or answer any more.So Xing Yi stopped messing with him.

He suddenly remembered a very important thing, that is, before he had time to get out what the surprise he wanted from Xiao Fenghuang, he had turned into a small coal ball to sniff out the news, but every time he saw Xiao Feng forget.

Thinking of this, he closed his eyes, and suddenly felt that little Fenghuang had brought him a lot of troubles. Instead of thinking so much, he might as well go to bed first and talk about everything after waking up.

After the blood pressure astrolabe, he was already tired, and he forgot the pain on his body for a while, and just wanted to hold the little bird in his arms to catch up on a good sleep.He didn't notice that after being forcibly washed by the cold spring of Fuli Palace, his wound began to ooze blood slowly again, and the slightly whitish cut marks soaked in blisters could be seen deep into the bone, and the sticky blood gathered more and more, stained It penetrated his wrist, then swelled and dripped onto the bed.

But when he woke up the next day, everything had been cleaned up, the mattress had been changed, and his hands had been bandaged again.As soon as he opened his eyes, he saw Little Phoenix carefully flattening the newly replaced mattress and trying to turn him over, so he frowned and asked, "What's wrong?"

Little Fenghuang scratched his head: "Wei Jian, the mattress is a bit dusty, it's sunny outside today, so I changed it and washed it, and asked the fairy sister to help dry it."

As soon as Xing Yi grabbed it, he grabbed Xiao Fenghuang and threw it into his arms.He sniffed the scent of green bamboo in Little Phoenix's hair, and put his arms around his waist, like a bedridden child hugging a doll and not letting go: "Sleep a little longer, and you'll be completely dry with a spell."

Little Phoenix said earnestly: "Sleeping on a quilt dried with Phoenix Fire will be hot and dry, and you may have nosebleeds, but it is most comfortable to sleep with the quilt dried in the sun. You don't remember the particulars of mortals. It all makes sense."

Xing Yi gave a nasal "hmm", then continued to hug him and asked, "Then do you have any plans for today?"

Xiao Fenghuang thought for a while: "Probably go find Little Coal Ball, correct his self-criticism, and then bring him home to play, Wei Jian, how about you? Are you free to entertain Little Coal Ball with me today?"

Xing Yi paused, then thought for a while, stretched out his hand and rubbed Little Phoenix's head: "I can't do it today, I have to... I have to go to Brahma to discuss things with Big Phoenix."

Xiao Fenghuang has always regarded Fenghuang Mingzun as an idol, and he respects and fears him, and when he sees her, he is a little timid.If people like Yuelao and Qisha Tanlang were replaced, maybe they would roll around like a baby and let Xingyi change another day, or invite them all to meet the little coal ball together.Only moving out of Phoenix Mingzun is the safest.

Xing Yi looked at Little Phoenix, and sure enough, he was a little disappointed to see this little fat bird: "Then, then you and Ming Zun go talk, I'll tell Little Coal Ball another day."

He changed into a bird with a bang, flapped his wings, and then leaned over to rub Xing Yi's cheek with his fluffy head: "Then I'll go there first, husband."

Xing Yi stretched out his hand and flicked his bird's butt, and then saw the little fat bird jump out like a small cannonball: "Well, it's fun."

The snow-white, chubby figure disappeared from sight, Xing Yi looked around and saw that there was no one around, transformed himself into small coal balls and landed safely, and then rushed out of the window together.

Little Fenghuang reached under the old persimmon tree, and Xing Yi followed right behind him.

Little Phoenix stretched out a paw to him proudly: "It's time for a review, little briquette."

After searching for a long time, Xing Yi finally found the letter of self-criticism in his thick down, and obediently handed it over.He deliberately changed the handwriting, Xiao Fenghuang looked it up, and found nothing unusual, only when he saw the two mating pictures——

Then he raised his little wings, and gave Xing Yi a slap in the face: "Little briquette! Little briquette! I asked you to write a self-criticism, not to draw erotic pictures!"

Xing Yi was very wronged: "Is this considered a erotic picture?"

Little Phoenix then shouted: "Little Bird's erotic pictures are also erotic pictures! Little coal ball, your thoughts are already very impure, write me a [-]-word self-criticism!"

Xing Yi didn't care about it this time, he went straight to it, belly to belly, and rubbed Xiao Fenghuang desperately again, messing up the hair on Xiao Fenghuang's neck: "I don't want to write a review, big brother, I don't have money, and You are as poor as you, and you can’t afford a piece of ink, and you borrowed the pen and paper to write your self-criticism, and if I write again, others will dislike me again.”

When Xiao Fenghuang heard this, she was surprised and distressed: "You didn't tell me earlier! I forgot, I only remembered to give you sweet potatoes and persimmons yesterday. Come with me, and I will give you my private money."

Xing Yi said: "No need, big brother, I can live well by myself, as long as you don't ask me to write a review."

Little Phoenix was very stubborn: "Come with me, all the birds need pocket money." Seeing that the briquettes were not moving, he hurriedly coaxed: "You don't need to write the review, do you understand? You little bird, how can you be so stupid?"

Xing Yi couldn't hold back him, and was picked up by Little Phoenix in the end, and brought back to Fuli Palace.

Xiao Fenghuang looked around first, then pushed Xing Yi in through the hole in the window, rolled into the bedroom with a thud, and then slipped in lightly by himself.

Xing Yi was pushed dizzy by him, before he came to his senses, he was dragged to the couch by Xiao Fenghuang again.Little Phoenix found the storage ring, squatted round in front of him, first scratched a lot of spiritual stones for him with his small wings, and then counted flat peaches, training fruits, and other valuable things for him: "Oh Little briquettes, these are all my private money, which I secretly saved behind my back. Don't tell my husband, so that if I quarrel with him that day, I still have money to go to others. "

Xing Yi was silent: "Doesn't he usually give you money?"

Little Phoenix said seriously: "Yes, but the money is the start-up capital I plan to do business in the future, and I can't move it. Okay, why do you talk so much for such a small bird? The money my brother gave you , you just keep it. You must remember, you must not tell Wei Jian, maybe I will use this money to go shopping in brothels in the future, Wei Jian is an old antique, and he will not understand the taste of our young birds , we have to respect him."

Xing Yi: "..."

Xiao Fenghuang found him a new storage ring, wrapped it in a small package, and then gave it to him, looking at him with relief in his eyes: "With money, you will be more promising than I was back then."

Xing Yi resisted the idea of ​​pinching and rubbing the little bird, accepted the small package calmly, then tilted his head and asked: "By the way, you gave me so many things, do you have any? Whatever you want, I'll get it for you."

Little Phoenix gave him a suspicious look, and then patted his head kindly with her little wings: "No need, little briquette, you can grow into a briquette that is useful to the fairy world in the future, and that is the best reward for me."

Xing Yi: "..."

Xing Yi calmed down, and then told him seriously: "Brother, I heard from others that the Phoenix family, Bai Yu's body is delicate and weak, while Hei Yu's words are effective, and whatever you say will come true, I don't know. Is this true, but are you willing to cooperate with me to try? Anyway, there is nothing to lose."

Little Phoenix poked his neck curiously: "Really? But I haven't heard of this rumor, let me think about it..." Little Phoenix thought hard for a long time, and muttered, "I don't seem to have anything in particular that I want , Speaking of it, I seem to ask Weijian to prepare a birthday surprise for me, but I don’t know what surprise I want, let alone Weijian, I don’t seem to be reasonable.”

He didn't notice that the black briquettes beside him nodded approvingly, but continued on his own: "A few months ago, my wish was to be the empress of Wei Jian, but now Wei Jian has admitted it, Although everyone doesn't know yet, or make fun of me and him, but I know that I am going to be the empress, which is already very good."

Xing Yi jumped in front of him, hugged him with his belly, and said loudly: "I promise, after tomorrow, everyone in the heaven will know that you are his future empress!"

Little Fenghuang was frightened by his unscrupulous appearance, and because he was a little shy when he let go of the shout, he hurriedly pulled him: "Keep your voice down, little coal ball, big brother also needs to save face."

Xing Yi then hugged him: "What wish do you have, let me tell you about it?"

Little Phoenix continued to think: "It seems, it seems that there is really no more. I am not as poor as before, I have found my husband, I have a little friend, and I eat more. It seems... there is really no more."

Xing Yi blinked Xiao Dou's eyes and looked at him, and suddenly saw Xiao Fenghuang change his words: "No, I am very sad about one thing. Little coal ball, my husband is a very powerful fairy, and he wants to suppress a very powerful magic weapon. A few days ago, he told me that to bleed to activate the magic circle, all he needed was a little blood, and it didn’t hurt, but I saw that he was always tired after the bloodletting, and his wounds were always not good.”

Xiao Fenghuang lowered his little head in frustration: "It was the same this morning. His wound recurred again. I don't know why it never healed. The blood stained the mattress. I am very sad and worried about him, little briquette , can you make a wish for me, I think the phoenix blood should also be very rare and very effective, my health is so good, can you let me do bloodletting instead of him in the future?"

Xing Yi was stunned.

Xiao Fenghuang was seriously sad, and didn't pay attention to his expression: "Wei Jian has always taken care of everything by himself, and never told me anything... But although I am a bit stupid, I am still sensible. ... In the mortal world, he was like this. Obviously the emperor was already jealous of him, but he still coaxed me to say that it was okay. I was married to him, but I am not an idiot. , don’t make him so tired.”

After finishing speaking, Little Phoenix became silent, squatting in the corner, not knowing what he was thinking.

The briquettes were also silent, never speaking.

After a while, Little Phoenix felt his head being touched by a soft wing.

His briquettes stood in front of him, looking at him seriously: "Yes."

He raised a small paw, hooked the snow-white paw of Little Phoenix, and hooked it: "I promise, his wound will heal soon, and he will tell you everything."