Get fat by order

After seventeen days in a row, Xing Yi finally went back to court again.

Because the strikeout time broke the previous record, Zhongxian’s family first changed from the joy of the long vacation to the bored idleness, and then to having nothing to do and just wanting to go to work—which caused a large group of people to become enthusiastic. Before Xing Yi had time to talk about serious matters, they all became concerned about his living conditions: "How is Dijun recently?"

The first person to ask this question was Seven Kills.He always arrives half an hour earlier, today Jade Bird notified him of the news of the court, and he arrived on the back, half a step earlier than Xing Yi.

Xing Yi said: "Okay."

Qi Sha had a smile in his eyes: "I heard that the little phoenix you raised has been able to transform into shape very well, so the emperor must be busy with this matter."

He said it very implicitly, Xing Yi didn't care.Then came in the loudspeaker Tanlang, with a Garuda in his sleeve, and with a naughty smile, he asked loudly, "How is Dijun?"

Xing Yi expressionless: "Okay."

Garuda slipped out of his sleeve, and shouted: "Boss hasn't come to play with me for a long time, Smelly Emperor, you give me back Boss! Now I'm very laborious to start the fire when I boil water for Phoenix Mingzun, and I really need it." Boss."

Xing Yi finally raised his eyelids, and his eyes fell on the sleeves of Garuda and Tanlang: "It's not that you two are playing in the dark, and you said that you went to find Bianhua and wolfberry for Dafenghuang, but you didn't see anyone for several days in a row. , Did you just ignore Xiao Fenghuang like that? He had no one to play with him for several days, and he was very lonely for a while."

Gold-winged bird's eyes were wide open, dumbfounded: "I, I forgot... I forgot about it as soon as I played with Brother Tanlang. Boss, he—"

Xing Yi's gaze slowly shifted to Tan Lang.

Greedy Wolf covered Garuda's mouth, then stood at attention, and said solemnly: "It turned out to be a misunderstanding, Dijun, I originally meant not to let Jin Jin disturb you, I didn't expect your Phoenix to be lonely because of this. Don't Take it to heart, I will let Jin Jin play with your little Phoenix tonight."

"No need." Xing Yi pointed out leisurely, "He has a new friend, so there is no need. Garuda, you can play your game, don't worry."

Garuda stretched its neck, very nervous: "What, boss doesn't want me?"

Xing Yi nodded affirmatively: "Yes, he has taken in a new younger brother."

Garuda cried again: "I don't believe it. I'm going to play with the boss. The boss won't let me go casually. I'll go and apologize to him. I didn't mean not to come and play with him... It's all because of Tanlang !"

Tanlang looked at the crying Garuda in bewilderment, a little at a loss.

Xing Yi added slowly: "His little brother is fat, round and cute. He was born in the same family as Little Phoenix. He has no father or mother just like him. His hair color is not red gold. He will sing and eat persimmons with him, and he can also sing with him. He does the same weight loss exercise, can you do it? Now Little Phoenix likes his little friend very much, and wants to weave a garland for him."

Garuda gritted his teeth: "I'm going to explain clearly to the boss! And that new little brother, I will never allow him to dominate the boss!"

Xing Yi raised his chin and asked him: "If he can't monopolize your boss, who can?"

After thinking for a while, Garuda said reluctantly: "You. You are the boss's husband and my sister-in-law. Of course I have no objection."

Xing Yi smiled slightly: "Then don't cry, Xiao Fenghuang will definitely listen to what I say, I will say something nice to him for you, and he won't care about you not playing with him, okay? "

Garuda nodded quickly.

Xing Yi said seriously: "Then you have to remember him in the future, he is a little bird who loves to play and values ​​his friends very much. The Phoenix family is a bit lonely, but they can't stand loneliness. Don't leave him behind in the future." He doesn't care about it alone, you know? Gold-winged bird, I appoint you as my gold-winged inspector, responsible for caring for the mental state and health of Little Phoenix. How you treated him in the past, you will treat him in the future, As long as there is any situation, just report it to me in time. I will give you [-] spirit stones per month as a salary, and I will give you bird food refined by the Supreme Lord himself, how about it?"

Garuda was very moved: "I can play with the boss, receive wages, and have enough to eat! But Dijun, I used to work with Phoenix Mingzun, so this is equivalent to working two jobs, I don't know Will there be conflicts?"

Xing Yi nodded: "No. As I said, everything is business as usual. What Little Phoenix needs is a friend, not a playmate who has received money to praise him. I think he will boil water for Phoenix Mingzun with you It’s also very fun.” At this point, he paused, and then said, “What do you think?”

Tanlang quietly raised his eyelids to take a look, vaguely feeling that there was such a sour taste in Xingyi's words.

Maybe I heard it wrong, Tanlang thought.

Tanlang interjected: "[-] spirit stones is too much, what if these little birds take them to a kiln?"

Xing Yi glanced at him in surprise: "How much? The pocket money I gave Little Phoenix was 300 million per month, and he still couldn't spend it all. The spirit stones and spiritual objects I had saved thousands of years ago are useless. It's almost moldy, and I don't know when it will be clean."

Tanlang silently shut his mouth.

Those star officials received the highest salaries in Fuli Palace in Beitian-the Jade Emperor only paid [-] per month, while Xingyi's salary was [-] per month; Tanlang thought it was the idea of ​​the Phoenix Mingzun, and seemed Xing Yi worked hard and was willing to spend a lot of money to select good talents. It turned out that he was thinking too much.

Garuda happily accepted the task, and rushed out to play with Little Phoenix.

The rest of the star officials also came in one by one, and everyone must ask meaningfully before entering: "How is the emperor?"

"How is the emperor?"

They all thought that Xing Yi hadn't been in court for so many days, probably because of his lingering love affair.

Xing Yi calmly replied one by one: "Ann." "Okay."

However, after a while, he became impatient, took a few sips of tea, and said: "Even if I indulge in excesses, I will not go to court for seventeen consecutive days, and there will be no problem."

Everyone suddenly realized, so they didn't ask for greetings, but instead bowed their heads and said: "Emperor, take care."

Xing Yi rubbed his temples.

Qi Sha pursed his lips and laughed when he heard it, then he stood by the pillar and took out the roster, and started his routine registration procedure.

Everyone in the heavenly court has a corresponding star position, but for example, the Taishang Laojun does not have to come, because he is both the Taishangxing and the ancestor of the Sanqing Chaos in the heavenly court. He is busy making alchemy every day, so he does not have to come; , his star is the Red Luan star, but because he is responsible for holding the red line, he can't come.When these gods go to court, they still go to the Jade Emperor, instead of coming to Xingyi.

Most of the people who go to court here in Xingyi are pure star officials.

Everyone came together, and the seven kills drew a circle behind the corresponding roster, and then reported: "The 28 nights are all here, and the four star masters, Qinglong, Baihu, Suzaku, and Xuanwu, are all here."

"Beidou Palace is headed by Tianshu Greedy Wolf Star Lord, Tianxuan, Tianji, Tianquan, Yuheng, and Kaiyang are all here."

"Nandou Palace is headed by me, Tianfu, Tianliang, Tianji, Tiantong, and Tianxiang are all here." [1]

"Everyone present is present except Beidou Yaoguang Pojunxing."

As soon as he finished speaking, someone whispered: "Pojun hasn't arrived yet?"

Baihu said: "I thought that Po Jun should come this time, after all, didn't the emperor agree to help Yutu find his memory last time? Almost 200 years have passed since then, and Po Jun still hasn't let it go. .”

Xuanwu said in a low voice: "The three of them should be inseparable, and Pojun's doing so is too much. The three stars of Shapolang are in charge of the three parties, just like our four star masters are in charge of 28 constellations, at least None of them will work. When Po Jun is not around, the power of the three stars will be unbalanced, and there will be troubles. In the past, when the emperor drove the astrolabe, Tanlang and Qisha Xingjun would have to rest for several days if they always protected the law once. Don’t make them work so hard.”

Suzaku nudged him: "It's not incomprehensible. To put it bluntly, I actually sympathize with Po Jun. If my lover's life star is sent out to suppress the chaos like the Jade Rabbit, he will almost lose his soul." Yi Yi, even if I desperately want to settle accounts with the owner of the astrolabe. Don't tell me about the righteousness of the common people, I don't want to hear it."

At this point, everyone was silent for a moment, as if sighing.

The turmoil 200 years ago seems like yesterday.

At that time, an evil dragon was born out of nowhere and turned the world upside down. The Jade Rabbit in the Moon Palace was robbed and fell into the pattern of killing and breaking wolves, and almost lost his soul in the cycle of karma.The so-called Shapolang, Greedy Wolf, Seven Kills, and Pojun sit in the palace of fate. Those with this number of fate will have heavy greed, deep obsession, and will be in turmoil all their lives. ", the evil spirit is deep.

And the result seems to confirm this fate, Nielong was born, reincarnated as the emperor of the world, and a silhouette of Tanlangxing's incarnation was also put into it, which was doomed to the murderous and violent character of the young emperor; The little rabbit god, who later rebelled against the evil dragon and evil star, was involved in many things when he was in the mortal world.

Jade Rabbit was involved in such a star position, in the words of others - "probably a bloody bad luck."

This rabbit, originally fell into the mortal world because of its secret love for Po Junxing.

In those few days, Chang'e almost cried to death in the moon palace. It was Po Junxing who patched up the broken soul of the jade rabbit bit by bit, and found the reincarnated jade rabbit among more than 300 rabbits, and raised him.After finally being able to transform, it was discovered that Yutu had lost his memory.

At that time, Xingyi had just come out of Beitian, when Fenghuang Mingzun asked him about it, he said: "A hundred years ago, I discovered that there was an abnormality in the astrolabe, and a malevolent star was about to be born. If there is no way to decipher it, the six realms They are all involved in the chaos. In order to suppress it and use evil to control evil, I used the most evil wolf pattern to suppress it. In order to prevent accidents, I considered the five elements and found a star with earth root To weigh and balance the water breath is what you call the Jade Rabbit."

Xing Yi spread his hands: "That's it. I don't know them, and I don't intend to target anyone. The good fortune belongs to them, and I always only look at the results."

Phoenix Mingzun said in a low voice: "But your statement... some people may not accept it."

Xing Yi just looked at him indifferently, without expressing any opinion.He was born lacking a heart, born with a disposition of desire and desire, and could not understand the suffering of others.

If Po Junxing didn't come, he wouldn't come. He never cared about it. When Qisha and Tanlang protected him, he made up for the lack of power by himself, and he never felt that there was anything wrong.

Until today, the old matter was brought up again, and the whispers from below came, Xing Yi heard it clearly, and suddenly his mind moved slightly.

There is never a shortage of love stories in the heavens. Yuelao likes to talk about these things the most. Which fairy has secretly descended to earth to marry someone, and that pair of gods has quarreled again, between man and woman, between man and man, between woman and woman Yes, there is everything, Xing Yi has seen a lot.Heaven does not care about gender like the mortal world, so everyone is free.

Maybe Yutu and Pojunxing are such a good story?Secret love into bright love, even though they have gone through many hardships, they are finally together with each other beautifully.

"If someone treats my lover like this..." He didn't listen to Suzaku's last words, as he was thinking, a snow-white, fat, round pompom involuntarily appeared in his mind, staring at him with watery little bean eyes.

If someone treated Little Phoenix like this, what would he do?

The answer has actually been given long ago, when Little Phoenix was stolen by the demon boy at the foot of the mountain——

Let them be wiped out.

Xing Yi lowered his eyes, and slowly stroked the jade slip in front of his seat with his fingers.

It was an edict he had written more than ten days ago, ordering Qisha and Tanlang to go to Yutu to help him find memories in the astrolabe.He didn't intend to invite the other party to come, let alone go in person - he has never stepped out of Fuli Palace for tens of thousands of years, this is a trivial matter, let alone need to worry about it.

After a moment of silence, he opened his mouth and said: "Tomorrow Qisha and Tanlang will follow me to the Yaoguang Palace of Pojunxing."

The hall was so quiet that even the sound of a needle being dropped could be heard.

Xing Yi raised his eyelids, and asked again: "Is there anything else to play? If not, then retreat."

Seven kills said: "Dijun, Pojun doesn't live in Yaoguang Palace, he is now living beside Wangchuan in the Yin Division. Wangchuan is gloomy and full of flowers and flowers on the other side, which is completely different from Beitian. Dijun, you... Are you sure you want to go?"

Xing Yi said indifferently: "When Fengdu Sanqian Yehuo and I opened up the underworld, you were not born yet."

Qi Sha knew that he had made a slip of the tongue: "Understood, Dijun, Tanlang Xingjun and I will go get ready now."

Xing Yi frowned: "However, why does Po Jun live there?"

Seven kills said: "It's like this, Dijun, the reason why Pojun has not come is that he asked for leave for the same reason as the gods in the heavenly court. He said that he also has a position in the heavenly court and cannot be separated from him. But in fact, we all know his god position. It was picked up, and there is not much to do, he just doesn’t want to come.”

Xing Yi frowned: "You picked it up?"

Greedy Wolf also spoke up: "Back then, Po Jun was still a mortal, and he was reborn in the emperor's family. The throne should belong to him, but he was killed by his own brother, and the way he was killed was indecent and despicable. Let him have a bad reputation after death." , was ridiculed by all the ghosts. When the Jade Emperor heard about this, in order to comfort him, he granted him the position of the Rabbit God, and let him specialize in the love between mortal men and men. It is also fate, Rabbit God and Jade Rabbit have the same name, so they share the Taiyin title, and he now lives in Taiyin Palace, his god palace, not Yaoguang Palace, the star palace."

Xing Yi frowned: "God Rabbit?"

He felt a little familiar with this name, as if he had heard of it somewhere.But this feeling was so fleeting that he couldn't grasp it, and he skipped it in a blink of an eye.

Seven kills replied: "Yes, Dijun. He is a god who was sealed up from a mortal. Although people don't call him by his real name very much now, I still remember that his original surname was Lin, and his first name was Lin Zhao."

The author has something to say: [1]: The Big Dipper, the South Dipper and the 28 Mansions are actually two different naming systems in terms of astrology.