Get fat by order

The topic of birth, old age, sickness and death, they never talked about when they were in the world.

Xing Yi often went to the battlefield, and he went to war twice after he and Xiao Fenghuang got married. The life-protecting pearl was made into a necklace and given to him, and Xing Yi has been carrying it with him ever since.

Although Little Phoenix never said it, Xingyi knew that he was always afraid, and it was a very terrific kind; there was no war on weekdays, and Little Phoenix was thinking that every time he came back from the camp, he had to ride a horse across the high and steep cliffs , The road is quite uneven, even if I go to bed early every night, I will still wake up from time to time, and then run out to have a look, and I don’t want to go back to bed when I am too sleepy to walk.

At first, Xing Yi hurried home every day, thinking that Xiao Fenghuang would be happy in this way, but he didn't expect that Xiao Fenghuang lost his temper because of this.From then on, he made an agreement with Little Phoenix that when he came back, he would take the carriage provided by the barracks. It was a bit slower, but it was not too late.

He told himself, and also told Xiao Fenghuang: "We are still together for a long time, not less than a while, right?"

From now on, Little Phoenix will feel more at ease.

After the two of them spent the first year of being gluey and reluctant to part for a moment, Xiao Fenghuang felt relieved and learned to run out and play by himself. Sometimes he would visit the city lord's mansion and stay for a long time. Yi didn't see anyone when he came back, so he went to the City Lord's Mansion to bring back Little Phoenix who was playing mahjong with the servants.

Sometimes the little military adviser surnamed Sang would also play mahjong with him. Once Xing Yi passed by, it was not good to disturb people's interest, so they sat aside with Xie Yuan, each watching their own people happily playing mahjong.The remaining two of them looked at each other speechlessly, and after finishing their business talk, they went to watch the battle, and occasionally mentioned a few words.

Xing Yi is smart, he has been in the deep palace since he was a child, and he is well versed in the leaf card routines. Little Phoenix is ​​lucky, and can draw particularly good cards every time.In contrast, the young city lord didn't have much time to play since he was a child, he had never touched the leaf cards, and he didn't say why. The luck of the little military division is the luck of ordinary people.The two of Xing Yi and the others teamed up, and the loss almost cost the belt of the little military adviser on the opposite side.

The little military advisor discussed with them: "I have already lost all my wages. The city lord is a cheapskate and won't give me a raise. If I lose once in the future, I'll make you a snowskin mooncake, okay?"

Xiao Fenghuang happily agreed, and at the same time promised that if he loses, he will give the little military division a copy of the legend.In order to win a single copy of a comic book, the little military master studied leaf cards for three days, and after he came out, he was able to compete with Xiao Fenghuang. He happily went to their house to take the picture book away, and brought a basket of ice skins moon cake.

The basket of mooncakes made little Fenghuang gain a little weight, and since then she has been clamoring to lose weight, and every night she wears crimson silk silk clothes to dance for him, dances, dances, and neon clothes, pure and coquettish, needless to say.This little guy's way of seducing people is very clumsy, but Xing Yi happens to follow this trick.

Having a lover, friends, good health, and smooth life are the best happiness.

Xing Yi often pinches Little Phoenix regardless of occasion or time, his arm or cheek.Xiao Fenghuang often looked back at him with doubts in his eyes: "What's the matter, Wei Jian?"

Xing Yi didn't answer, but smiled slightly.

Want to see if you are real.

He wanted to confirm whether this kind of life really existed. He had never dreamed of his current life, and he was afraid that it would be an empty dream, and the big dream would stop.

Fortunately it is true.

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After Xing Yi coaxed Xiao Fenghuang for a long time, Xiao Fenghuang always stopped crying, but he was still hiccupping, and the sobbing sound was earth-shattering.

While coaxing, Xing Yi collected Little Phoenix's tears and put them in his hands. After Little Phoenix calmed down for a while, he handed them over to him: "Don't cry, look, these are your Phoenix tears, you said last time It's very valuable, I picked it up for you. Come on, give my little Yuanyuan a hug, okay?"

Looking at the Phoenix Tears in his hand, Little Phoenix was stunned for a moment, and then cried again: "I, I have cried like this, you still have the heart to pick up my tears, thinking of selling them for money, you don't Not a good husband."

While crying, he flapped his little wings and fled towards Xing Yi's arms, from his chest to his neck, rubbing against his cheeks, as if begging for a hug.He still remembered the second half of Xing Yi's sentence.

Xing Yi couldn't laugh or cry: "Are you saying you are bad or not? Last time I made you cry, I cared about coaxing you, but didn't care about helping you pick it up. You cried even harder, saying that I not only let your million spirit stones When the ashes are gone, you still don’t help you pick up the phoenix tears to save money; this time I picked it up for you, and you said that I am not caring, and I don’t coax you, is there such an unreasonable little bad bird like you?"

Xiao Fenghuang's cry was a little lower, he secretly raised Xiao Dou's eyes to look at Xing Yi, and then sobbed, but at this time he was no longer justified or strong.

Xing Yi took out the magic weapon, the rattan ball, and threatened: "If you still cry, you will be locked up."

Little Phoenix reluctantly stopped howling, looked down at the sepak takraw ball, poked it with his little paw in disgust, then looked up at him pitifully: "I don't want to be confined, my husband."

Xing Yi sighed, shrunk the sepak takraw ball a little bit, and threw it to Xiao Fenghuang: "Then be good, don't sing early in the morning, you know? This is for you to play with."

Little Phoenix fiddled with the little rattan ball, then raised her head again, Xiaodou's eyes were watery: "Husband, I still want a bird climbing frame, can I?"

Xing Yi thought for a while: "All right."

Relying on this sepak takraw ball, Xing Yi and Xiao Fenghuang reached a temporary reconciliation on the point of waking up.Little Fenghuang began to realize that it was too early, and every day after waking up, he would go out for a run by himself, eat some food and practice, and then come back to wake Xingyi up.When he woke up, he stopped singing, but approached Xing Yi's pillow cautiously with the cold air outside, and pressed his cool belly against Xing Yi's cheek.If he takes human form, he will nest in Xing Yi's arms for a while, then lean out lightly to find a book, and just lie on the couch and read it.When the time was almost up, he would push Xing Yi, poke his forehead, and then say: "Good morning, Wei Jian."

Xing Yi is very satisfied.

However, the good times didn’t last long, and within a few days, Xiao Fenghuang discovered that Xing Yi was more and more prone to sleep in bed—this person used his power to suppress his wake-up service by relying on his own sepak takraw magic weapon, and relied on him every time Said: "Sleep for a while, just for a while, can you stay with me? As you said, I have seven chances to stay in bed every month."

Xiao Fenghuang pointed out: "But this month, it's the seventh time for you, wei cum."

Xing Yi said: "This is not a problem."

As he said that, he casually drew out the astrolabe again, to prove to Little Phoenix that a new month is about to begin——

Little Phoenix turned into a human form, and tried to drag him up from the bed: "No way, Weiji! Lao Yue has been coming here every day recently, always asking me if he has wrinkles on his face, and I feel like I have suddenly aged a lot , I think this is very bad, you can’t do this, depriving others of their time in order not to go to the morning court, a person’s youthful appearance is very important.”

Xing Yi said: "Oh, how important is it?"

Little Phoenix looked at him with his chin on his back, a little shy: "You, you like me so much, you must still be confused by my beauty."

Xing Yi: "..."

Xing Yi understood the reason: "It won't be deprived. I speed up the speed of the astrolabe now, and I can slow it down in the future. Then the day will be very long, isn't it good?"

Little Phoenix: "Well..."

Xing Yi moved with emotion: "At that time, I can sleep a little longer, you have more time to play, and I have more energy to accompany you, isn't it better?"

Xiao Fenghuang was dragged in by him, ignoring the point "you can't change the speed of the astrolabe casually just to stay in bed", and inevitably felt that what he said was a little reasonable.The look in his eyes became vigilant: "Wei Jian, why do I feel that you are lying to me?"

Xing Yi also looked at him with his chin on his hands: "As a husband, can he also lie to others?"

Little Phoenix hesitated for a moment: "No, it won't be possible."

Xing Yi stretched out his hand and pinched his cheek: "That's it, be good."

As a result, after the night passed, Xiao Fenghuang used his little brain to think about it—Xing Yi was simply teasing him, and even played emotional cards with him.He got a little angry, so he started turning into a little bird every day and chirping to wake him up.

In the early morning of the next day, Xing Yi was awakened by the crisp chirping sound while half asleep and half awake, and grabbed the top of his head, intending to catch the ball and pinch it again, but Little Phoenix jumped away nimbly.

Xing Yi grabbed it casually again based on his feeling, and touched a soft wing tip, but the little Phoenix rolled nimbly and dodged again.

Xing Yi woke up completely, and got up to catch Fenghuang everywhere. Little Fenghuang sang loudly while provoking: "You are a deceitful husband! You don't reflect on your mistakes, you are not a good husband!"

The little phoenix flapped its wings flexibly and flew outside, Xing Yi put on a piece of clothes and chased after him, threatening in a low voice: "You bad bird, today I must catch you and give you a good pinch—"

At the same time, he saw the little phoenix turn around suddenly, the little ball jumped into his arms, and when it hit the ground, it turned into a human shape, which made him take half a step back.

It fell softly into his arms, like a spring breeze.

With a bang, Xian'e passing by in the corridor was stunned, and accidentally smashed the water basin in her hand.

Xian'e took a serious look at them, and then bowed: "I'm sorry to bother you, Dijun, Fenghuang Yuanyuan, I'm leaving now."

Xing Yi looked at the young man in front of him wearing only a gauze dress, then at the lonely water basin under the corridor, and fell silent.

This scene is so familiar, but he happens to be fooled again and again.

Xiao Fenghuang moved her face closer, wrapped her arms around his shoulders, and said very enthusiastically, "Come on, come on, squeeze you."

Xing Yi looked at him, his eyes darkened, and he said coldly: "Do you really think I dare not pinch?"

Little Phoenix shyly said: "No, come on, come on. Kiss me, look, is my mouth soft? Is my waist also soft?"

……

Xing Yi felt that this could not go on.

The next day, he officially activated the magic weapon, the takraw ball, and put Xiao Fenghuang in confinement as soon as he started singing.

Xing Yi slept until he woke up naturally as he wished, and then opened the sepak takraw ball to release Little Phoenix.

Little Phoenix was wronged and imprisoned for half an hour. When he came out, he put his small wings on his waist—even though his bird shape has no waist, he formally declared war on Xing Yi's violent suppression method: "My lord, Speaking out and admonishing is also the way of husband and wife, I will not give up on this!"

Xing Yi smiled slightly: "Okay, I'll wait. Do you want to eat Lian Shi today or do you want to have a meal with me? There is cherry soup for breakfast, I heard the palace people said you like this."

Little Phoenix was immediately distracted: "Then I want to have dinner with you."

Shortly after the little phoenix took shape, the two reached a certain tacit understanding: because the little phoenix can only change once a day, and the difference between the bird shape and the human shape also determines his food for the whole day. People will prepare training and bird food; if they decide to change into human form, then the palace people will prepare an extra meal, the same as Xingyi's.Since then, what to eat has become synonymous with what little phoenix becomes.

After hearing what he said, Xing Yi got up and put on his clothes, turned around and patted the little chubby ball on the couch: "Then quickly change into a human being, get dressed and wash, that stuff doesn't taste good when it's cold, it's sour."

With a bang, little phoenix transformed back into a human form, and began to put on clothes and shoes.Halfway through the thread, he suddenly thought of the topic that Xing Yi had just interrupted: "No, Wei Jian, I haven't finished talking yet, I won't give up, I will insist on waking you up."

Xing Yi saw that he hadn't moved for a long time, so he stretched out his hand to button him, and replied lightly: "Yes."

Little Phoenix was a little timid, he observed Xing Yi's face, and said in a soft tone, "It's for your own good too, last time I heard Garuda say that he heard from Fenghuang Mingzun that King Wuxin Ming said that you should not sleep too long Long, because your power to suppress the astrolabe will be weaker at night, and the power of the astrolabe will naturally increase, and your cultivation will be more depleted during the day. And if you don't go to court, everyone will worry about you."

"What are you worried about me? They will only say that the spring night is bitter and the day is high, and the king will not go to court early." Xing Yi sighed, helped him button up his buttons, then leaned over and hugged his back, and directly lifted him up , "Stop talking, little rascal, go eat."

Little Phoenix flopped on his shoulders: "It's not good for your body. If you die when you get old, then I will be very sad."

"how come?"

Xing Yi suddenly changed his posture, put him down, raised his legs, and hugged him horizontally.

Little Phoenix's eyes flickered, just looking at him like that.

Xing Yi leaned close to his ear, whispering: "If it really fails, it's because your husband is obsessed with beauty... If you don't go to bed early every day, you will be tossed clean sooner or later, and you will die. Xiao Fairy, you are inseparable."

Little Phoenix's face turned red all of a sudden.

Obviously the two of them haven't done anything in this life, but Xing Yi seems to be getting more and more dishonest.

Is it really because he is a goblin?

But he is a phoenix, not a goblin.

He muttered in a low voice: "That's why I want to get rid of the relationship even more! No, you are my husband, why should I get rid of the relationship... Should I get rid of it or..." After thinking for a while, he suddenly figured it out again, drooping Tilting his head: "Wei Jian, you lied to me again."

Xing Yi pushed the cold cherry soup in front of the table to him, and when he handled it, there was a burst of heat, making it warm.He smiled: "Who told you to be so stupid."

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The next day, Xing Yi realized that something was wrong.

This little chubby bird still has some tricks.

After waking up, Little Phoenix turned into a bird, and began to stand on top of his head and sing loudly. As soon as the chirping sound started, the magic weapon takraw ball shut him in with a snap, and the crisp bird song stopped abruptly.

But at the same time, Xing Yi heard birdsong around him——

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!"

"Chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp chirp!"

And the little snow wolf who sneaked in: "Aww! Aww!!"

As if living in the busiest forest, everything echoes and is full of vitality.

Xing Yi: "..."

He got up and got out of bed, opened the window to look, and found that the outside of the yard was full of birds, and there were a few rolling silver wolves flopping about in the snow, turning his yard upside down.

As soon as he appeared from the window, the little animals quickly slipped away, neatly, and ran away in an instant.

Xing Yi thought for a while, opened the takraw ball and released the little phoenix, only to see that the little bird was sleeping soundly.

After opening it, Xing Yi stared at him for a moment, and Xiao Fenghuang secretly opened a small bean eye to take a look. When he saw him, he immediately shyly tweeted twice, and then said: "Husband, why don't you let me sleep? You woke me up from sleep."

Xing Yi: "..."

He decided to squat.

However, the little Phoenix police felt that it was very difficult for him to catch anything for two consecutive days.

Xing Yi was quite calm, this night, he was no longer like before, deciding whether to stop court in the morning, he told Xian'e Xiantong in front of Little Phoenix: "If I don't get up tomorrow, don't call Me, I will continue to strike."

Little Phoenix glared at him, but he pretended not to see it.

In the middle of the night, Xing Yi remained awake.Finally, when he was about to sleep, he felt the little ball beside the pillow move, and then sneaked out of the bed.

Xing Yi opened his eyes slightly, and saw that little Phoenix flew up smoothly, and slipped out through the hole he had left by the window.

Xing Yi thought for a while, and was about to put on his clothes and get up, but hesitated for a while and then paused.

He looked at the hole where Little Phoenix left, tilted his head, and then silently recited a formula.

A moment later, a fat, black and fluffy ball landed safely on the bed.Except for the fur color, this fat ball is exactly the same as the little phoenix. It is black from top to bottom, and the jet-black little bean's eyes exude a chilling and stern light, with a hint of indifference.If they are met by others, they will not take it seriously at first, until they find this pair of sharp bean eyes in the dark down feathers, they will be in awe.

This small black ball slipped out through the hole in the window in the posture of a high-level god descending to inspect.

When he squeezed through the hole, Xing Yi thought: "Well, it's not very crowded, it's just because of the fluff."