Get fat by order

In that year, Little Phoenix didn't figure out whether the last cherry should be counted as an odd number or an even number, so he was sent back to the brothel, back to the place where he grew freely.

According to his expectation, he has been away for too long, and when he comes back, those who were waiting to see him will inevitably flock to him.This is his life, and he is used to it: to accompany wine, to drink glass by glass, and only when his eyes are blurred and unrestrained, others will be satisfied; he has a strong temper, but he also knows that this matter cannot be left to his own devices He has a wild temper. Others say that Fenghuang is arrogant and enthusiastic, which is rare. It is a phantom he carefully managed. He knows that this kind of arrogance is just pretending. Yes is the first.

He always knew he was a whore.Although I have better luck and live a better life than others, I am nothing but an inferior person.

The handsome young man has carefully planned his future: it is still the day when he sees guests drinking every day, and when he is 17 years old, the brothel will hang up his sign and let the distinguished guests bid for his first night. This is called opening | bud.From that day on, he should let go of his ace figure and accept customers honestly.

Little Phoenix is ​​not honest and has no plans to wait until that day.On the way back to the city, he lied that he was anxious, ran to an armory on the corner of the street, bought a dagger, and put it safely in his sleeve.

When Xing Yi sent him off the sedan chair, he held his wrist and lightly brushed his dark red sleeve with his fingertips.

Little Phoenix opened his mouth, but didn't speak.

Seeing his appearance, Xing Yi smiled slightly, reached out and patted his head: "Wait for me."

Wait for you?

Little Phoenix scratched his fingers and thought, what's the use of waiting for you?

But what he didn't expect was that since the day he came back, everything that happened in reality deviated from his expectations.

No one wanted to see him anymore, and the nuns no longer restricted his freedom.There were people coming and going in the party, the sound of wine and wine was as usual, and the eyes that looked at him were still there, but Xiao Fenghuang suddenly had nothing to do overnight.Overnight, he seemed to have become an outsider, separated from the identity of pleasing others, and there was even a little indescribable awe in the attitude of others towards him.

It is how it happened?

Little Fenghuang kept his doubts in his heart, and since he had nothing to do, he sat in front of the window again and looked down with his chin in his hand, looking at it for a whole day.It has been five days since he saw Xing Yi last time, Xiao Fenghuang had nothing to do, yet no one really came to him.

The brothel took his sign off, but it didn't look like they were trying to freeze him.The cost of food and clothing is still the best, and the attitude of others towards him can't find any faults. Xiao Fenghuang kept his eyes open, thinking that someone was trying to harm him—the most likely one was among the dignitaries he had met before. Someone committed a crime and pulled him out as a scapegoat. At this moment, he was held up silently without telling him why. I am afraid that the murder knife is still on the way.

Little Fenghuang continued to keep his eyes open, tested the poison with silver needles before meals, but found nothing; at night, he slept with a dagger on his head, but he didn't get anything either.On the morning of the seventh day, someone slammed on the door. Little Phoenix opened his eyes and sat up, looking out——the window paper reflected a large crowd of people outside.

coming.

The conjecture came true, and Xiao Fenghuang was not afraid at all.His life can't be said to be lifeless, but it can't be said to have any meaning. In the first 15 years, he was blinded by the luxury and gold in the romantic field. In the 16th year, he finally fell in love with someone, but he shouldn't.

He is a proud person, so even if he knows that today is the day of his death, he still wants to die beautifully and calmly.Little Fenghuang got out of bed, dressed and washed, and found a crimson feather coat when he was 15 years old when he traveled north with everyone and built a painting boat. At that time, he only showed his face on the boat. In the wind, the scene illuminated by the lantern scene amazed the eyes of thousands of people along the coast, and has been famous all over the world since then.He closed the window, put the collection of poems that Xing Yi had read and wrote by himself when he was learning poetry and poetry into the cabinet, and burned the gauze that Xing Yi used to bandage his foot injury with his own hands. Traces of a person are completely eliminated.

It is true that he is in love with someone, but he will always be himself, frank and decisive, almost to the point of a little coldness.

Little Phoenix exhaled slowly, walked over calmly, and opened the door.

When everyone saw him dressed up, they were all stunned for a moment.Until the road behind was broken by a nanny, she bumped into something like lightning: "Oh, I wanted to tell you a long time ago, but it's just too much time to ask Ming Nacai Dazheng. Finding your mother The old man is arguing again - they asked for a whole hundred thousand gold as a gift money! Everything is done today, and the prince said that he will take you back to have a look."

Just now, because of the abruptness of this nanny, Xiao Fenghuang took a step back subconsciously, her mind went blank.It wasn't until he lowered his eyes and saw clearly what Mammy was holding in his hand that he regained his senses a little.

It is a deep and joyous crimson, delicately embroidered with phoenixes and dragons in gold and peacock thread.Even if it was Little Phoenix, he had never seen such finely crafted clothes.It was only later that he learned that this set of clothes was made with the permission of the emperor, using the beautiful girls from 44 show houses in the capital to rush out.The seven-day deadline, the moment it is completed, someone will take over and confirm it, and then quickly go down to the south of the Yangtze River and deliver it to Little Phoenix.

He stood there in a daze: "What is this—"

Nanny shot him a chestnut on the top of his head: "Why are you still stupid? Go and try."

Someone nearby laughed: "I'm afraid you are crazy about joy? Xiaofenghuang, the prince has taken a fancy to you, and he is going to take you home in a sedan chair and marry you home according to the princess ceremony! The wedding dress is here, try it quickly. "

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Little Phoenix crouched down by the table in a round shape.

Yesterday's scene seemed to repeat itself.Xing Yi temporarily closed the astrolabe, and sat alone at the desk to draw the blueprints of weapons without saying a word.

Incense is burning in the house, and time seems to stand still.

After a while, Xing Yi put down his pen, looked at the drawings carefully, and then remembered that the little fat bird hadn't started his wonderful performance today, and he didn't know what to say this time.

He tilted his head to look at Little Phoenix, turned his head and continued to sort out his magic weapon atlas leisurely, and said leisurely, "Don't you have anything to say to me?"

Little Phoenix buried her head lower: "No."

Xing Yi asked with interest: "No?"

Little Fenghuang stared at Xiaodou and looked at him, then lowered his head dejectedly again, and said slowly and childishly: "I have nothing to say if I was caught by you. But you have to believe me, I didn't mean to lie to you."

...sounds a little familiar.

Xing Yi had no expression on his face, he just stretched out his hand to pinch the space between his eyebrows.

Little Phoenix had a deep reflection: "I heard a saying before when I was wandering in the world. It has been popular since ancient times. I wanted to trick you, so that's it. But now it seems that those words can't be counted. If you catch it, you will still be angry with me."

Xing Yi said: "Routine?"

Little Phoenix stretched out her small wings and gestured, and explained seriously: "That is, the experience and lessons of the predecessors in the legend."

"Oh." Xing Yi took a sip of tea, and then asked, "Then what do you want to do by tricking me?"

Xiao Fenghuang answered quickly: "I'm afraid you don't want me and have lost me. Look at me, I'm so young, I can't transform, I'm still a white feather, and I'm bullied wherever I go. Only you don't despise me. I'm afraid that one day I will You got bored and kicked me out."

Xing Yi leisurely pointed out: "Being bullied? I think that Garuda back then seemed to have been dealt with pretty badly by you."

Little Phoenix froze for a moment.

Then, he suddenly fell back on the table, stretched out his little wings to wipe his tears, and pretended to cry: "I'm just afraid that you don't like me...you didn't want me in the first place, you wanted to drive me away Go...you just dislike me for being fat..."

Xing Yi looked at him for a while, then stretched out his fingers to pluck the little phoenix's wings.

Little Phoenix turned aside resolutely, not looking at him, and continued to fake cry, pretending to wipe away tears with her little wings.

Wherever Xing Yi poked his finger, Little Phoenix rolled in the opposite direction. After rolling a few times, he almost fell off the edge of the table without noticing, and could only make a thud—fall down.

It fell firmly into Xing Yi's palm.

Xing Yi looked down at him: "Phoenix doesn't shed tears easily, and tears are instantly turned into blood-colored crystals. Ordinary people can live forever after taking them. Where did your Phoenix tears go?"

Little Fenghuang hurriedly turned around, got into Xing Yi's slightly sunken palm due to relaxation, arched his little head in, and remained motionless.The tail feathers were opened, and the round bird's buttocks were exposed. A new quill had grown where a feather was plucked yesterday, and it was covered with more fluffy and soft down.

Xing Yi poked him.

Little Phoenix jumped forward from the poke, but still turned his little head inward, pressing against his palm.

He said in a low voice: "Give me a little time, let me face the wall and think about it, okay? I will punish myself for facing the wall and thinking about it." The further back, the lower the voice, it sounded pitiful, "I am very pitiful."

There was a gentle smile hidden in Xing Yi's eyes: "How can you say that you are pitiful? You little liar, I will send you to Mingzun tomorrow."

Little Phoenix didn't move, and after a while, the little fat bird started talking to him again in a low voice.

This time the content is very long: "Okay, let me confess, in fact, I came to you to renew the relationship. You and I were husband and wife in the previous life, and I will come to you in this life. Although I seem It's suspicious, but I really like you. The Phoenix Clan doesn't like people easily, if you want to make them like you and get married, they will follow you forever, until death."

Xing Yi said: "Little liar, you are talking nonsense again, I will send you to Mingzun tonight."

Little Fenghuang twisted in his palm, first chirped a few times to express dissatisfaction, and then said: "Hmph, I dare you to call me a lady, and I will call you a husband, do you dare to agree?"

Xing Yi: "..."

Little Phoenix said again: "Hmph, I'm not wearing clothes to sleep with you, do you dare to sleep with me without clothes?" He nimbly turned around, showing off his smooth and round body like a small pompom. Body, not without pride.

It's true that she doesn't wear clothes.What kind of clothes do you want for a little chubby fluffy bird?

Xing Yi: "..."

Xing Yi grabbed him with both hands, put him on his lap and put him away.Little Phoenix faced the wall and thought about it, but was released suddenly, still a little dissatisfied.He would go on to say, "Well, I—"

As soon as he spoke, he shut up.

Xing Yi squeezed and kneaded with both hands, as if the little phoenix was some kind of fun soft clay, rounded and flattened, smoothing the soft and fluffy feathers up and down, left and right.Little Phoenix was at a loss by his pinching, the whole bird became more fluffy, and he couldn't run away, so he could only stare at the little bean eyes and kept kicking his little paws in protest.

Little Phoenix complained: "You pinch me!"

Xing Yi said: "Yes."

Little Phoenix stretched out her little wings to wipe her tears again: "You pinched me and touched me and made me sleep with you naked, you have to be responsible for me."

Xing Yi increased his strength a little, and messed up the little phoenix's down feathers, and the soft belly was smooth and round with the flicks of his fingers.He looked at the serious accusation of Little Phoenix, and couldn't help laughing: "Yes."

Xing Yi added: "Okay, I am responsible for you, but you can't always be like this bird, come to be my empress? Now that you are so fat, it must not be beautiful in human form. My empress wants beautiful."

Little Phoenix stretched his neck and hurriedly interviewed: "What other standards are there?"

After pondering for a moment, Xing Yi dismissed him with a few words: "I'll talk about it when I think about it."

He stroked Little Phoenix's head, as if it was over.

He wasn't really mad at the little bad bird.Fuli Palace has been cold for tens of thousands of years, this is the first time there is such a lively and naughty treasure, he likes it very much, and he also knows that he can't believe a word of what this little bad bird says.

Probably unbelievable.

In the evening, he settled Little Phoenix and went for a walk among the mountain roads alone. On the way, he met Qisha and Tanlang, who also came out for a walk.

Xing Yi has always disliked red tape, and the two sides just greeted each other briefly.Tanlang slipped away to build a snowman, but Qisha stopped to look at him.

Seven kills has always been steady and thorough. In recent years, in terms of star position, he is mainly responsible for providing Xing Yi with all possible information related to the astrolabe in the six realms.Xing Yi was fine at first, but suddenly remembered that little bad bird compiled to coax him—in the words of the little bad bird itself, it was a story that was fabricated when it tricked him.

The little white phoenix said that he came to continue the frontier.

Xing Yi hesitated.He has not been to the human world for ten thousand years, and he was cut off from all the immortals in Beitian, and he did not care about foreign affairs. It is reasonable to say that such a clichéd and uninspiring story should not be taken seriously.

He stopped Qisha: "Do you still remember saying that day, you learned hexagrams from Laojun and guessed that a little bird would come to me?"

Qisha said: "I remember, Dijun, last time you took it to court."

Xing Yi said: "Go and check it for me, if there is anything, please let me know."

Qisha bowed his head: "Yes, Dijun."