Do you dare not marry me
Chapter 21 Beauty is poisonous, honest man
The kitchen door was closed this time.
Yan Qi jumped up from the bed like a carp.Just about to yell at Gao Dong, get the fuck out of me!Don't disturb me acting like a baby with my wife!
He was also afraid that Fengtang would hear it.He pressed his throat and nodded at Gao Dong.
"Why don't you leave after chasing you once? Just want to see how loving we are? You're addicted to dog food!
"
"Don't you think something is wrong?"
"What's wrong. I'm warning you, Gao Dong, hurry up, don't bother me pretending to be Lin Daiyu! A buddy is a buddy, you dare to complain about me ruining my image in front of him, and look at me with those little contemptuous eyes. Believe it or not!"
Don't think you didn't see it, Gao Dong kept curling his lips and rolling his eyes in disgust!
What's wrong with me pretending to be Lin Daiyu?Can't I just want more love and attention?This is called strategy, understand?
Gao Dong shook his head. He still felt that something was wrong. He came over to look at the leftover ginger and brown sugar bowl, and at the electric heating treasure that Fengtang brought, warm sticks, red bean rock sugar and red dates, and took out again. A pack of adult diapers?
What is this!Why adult diapers?
Diarrhea and stomach trouble are not paralysis of the lower body, inability to control bowel movements, what is the use of diapers?
"I said, brother, did he treat you as a woman and take care of his aunt?"
Gao Dong expressed his doubts.
Obviously, why would I drink brown sugar water for diarrhea?Why do you need red dates and red beans to replenish blood and energy?He has diarrhea, not blood loss, what kind of vitality is he replenishing?
"Don't be envious, jealous, and hateful. What's wrong with him giving me something hot when I have a stomachache?"
"Are you sure you didn't buy the diapers by mistake?"
"It's not that he is stupid and illiterate. It says adult diapers. Can he still buy it as an aunt's towel?"
"Did the two of you split the whole fork? He really regarded you as a woman? It's not surprising. Back then, when we were dating again, many people regarded you as a woman! Your face is a woman's face!"
Gao Dong felt something was wrong, but it seemed right after watching their conversation, but isn't this strange?
"What's wrong? He touched my chest and hugged my waist. I asked him if he knew what kind of person I was? He said he understood. Doesn't that explain everything? Besides, I'm just thinking about how to look good. , like a woman, but my muscles, this Adam's apple, and this bird, he should be able to see it."
Yan Qi lifted the quilt, he had a bird under his pajama pants!
"Then I don't think it's right."
"You just see me get out of the order, and your eyes are hot!"
"I'm hot-eyed? I feel wronged for him. He and you have been enemies in the last ten lives, so you're here to torment him in this life? You're such a good and honest man, let you play around! You still pretend, you're weak, you're pitiful, you're still It hurts like hell, bah! Didn't you eat three plates of beef gluten in one go yesterday!"
Yan Qi became furious and grabbed Gao Dong by the neck, raising his fist.
"Do you dare to tell the truth that I have diarrhea because of eating too much barbecue, I will beat you to death! Are you brother? You give me a little bit!"
"Do you need me to help you? After a long time, you will show your true self as a goblin. At that time, people may despise you first!"
Pretend it, sooner or later you will show your prototype!He is a monster, the kind of Montenegro old monster!What should I do if I see him in his original form?
"I will beat you up today!"
"I'll tell him about when you were a child and did a handstand on the parallel bars in a skirt but no panties!"
"Gao Dong!"
"I got you drunk, jumped and took off your clothes in a nightclub, and caused more than a dozen little girls to jump on you, yelling, and they ripped off their panties, and I touched your butt and your abs. Tell him too!"
"Come, come, today either you die or I die!"
Gao Dong continued the old god is there.Ignoring the collar he was holding on to.
"When you see a handsome guy is beautiful, you chat with him for a while, and you mistake him for the love of your life, the respected teacher of your life, and give you roses, sports cars and mansions. You scared the shit out of it and ran away. I told him too!"
Gao Dong raised his chin and continued to despise Yan Qi, boy, there are many reasons for you to fall into my hands, just one or two of them can make you show your original shape!
Uncle can bear it and auntie can't bear it anymore!
Yan Qi gritted his teeth and swung his fist to hit him. As soon as Gao Dong blocked his arm, he was about to hit him on the nose with his left fist!Let him must be able to bloom!I can no longer bluff and deceive with a woman's face!
"What are you doing!"
Just when they were about to wrestle together, Feng Tang came out of the kitchen with a spoon, and saw Yan Qi grinning and scratching Gao Dong, who wanted to pluck his hair ferociously!
The two old men fought like two silly old women in the countryside!
Seeing Feng Tang appeared, Yan Qi withdrew his hands quickly, was weak and weak in an instant, couldn't sit still, rolled his eyes up, held his forehead with one hand, leaned back, and fell back under the bed, his body As soon as he rolled, he rolled the quilt around his body and covered his head.
"Ouch, my stomach hurts! Ouch, I hurt so much!"
Started moaning feebly.A pitiful cry.
Gao Dong was so angry that his teeth itch, he wished he could kick Yan Qi's ass and kick him downstairs!
This prodigal son, pretend!Nima outfit!What a pity Oscar is for your uncle not to act!
You pretend?I will pretend too!
He tried his best to pull the corners of his mouth, pretending to be a harmless animal smile.
"He wanted to get out of bed to find you, and he didn't want you to be busy for him. Isn't this a stomachache and fever? He was about to fall accidentally, so I helped him up!"
"I said, don't fight, he is sick."
"It's ready."
In order to prove that Yan Qi was fine, Gao Dong pulled out his pillow and pressed hard on Yan Qi's head!
Smother you little bastard!
You are struggling, you are jumping, you are jumping up and arguing with me!
Let your wife see how real you are!
"He's sick!"
Before Yan Qi could resist, Feng Tang hurried over and snatched the pillow, don't make trouble with him!Yan Qi's stomach hurts!
"Educate him with dishonesty!"
"He's not feeling well and wants to lose his temper, so let him be."
People said that the woman's aunt was emotionally unstable during the period, moody, and couldn't stand being wronged, so just make trouble, don't make him unhappy.
Fengtang!
Honest man!
good man!
Falling into Yan Qi's hands, she was blinded for nothing.
Gao Dong felt that it was necessary for him to remind, otherwise he would be helping others to bully others.
Hook Fengtang's shoulders and take it aside.
"Fengtang, since ancient times, beauty has been a butcher's knife that pierces the intestines, poisons and scrapes bones. Do you think how many people died in the hands of beauties? King Zhou You of the Fenghuo opera princes, Tang Xuanzong who liked Yang Yuhuan, and the confidant who became angry. Wu Sangui, dare to do anything for the sake of beauty. You can’t be attracted by beauty. Except for one face to see, Yan Qi’s whole body is full of bad water. It’s out. Don’t be misled by his beauty, he plays with you, don’t pity him and spoil him, he can make flowers like nature. Really!”
"Isn't it cute?"
Fengtang laughed.
"His eccentric mischief, so lively, really cute. Besides, he can subvert the dynasty, that is, to make my life colorful. I am too boring, and he doesn't dislike me. Very well, I like him like this."
Gao Dong babbled, he had nothing to say.
Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one is willing to beat and the other is willing to suffer.
You have nothing to do with this.People are willing!Money can't buy me, I'm happy.
Yan Qi poked her head out from under the quilt, triumphantly made a face at Gao Dong, stuck out her tongue, slightly!
What about ower, ower Deng really deserves a beating!
"I don't know how to fall in love. I haven't talked with him before. I don't know how to talk. I don't have any skills. I go home from cram school, and I have never been to a nightclub KTV. People are boring, and I can't talk. He knows how to make people happy. He is very tolerant and treats me very well. I can’t guarantee anything else, but he is free and easy, and he can do whatever he wants. I can guarantee that I will make him not feel depressed. will set him free."
Gao Dong sighed, well, he can't be anxious to follow other people's childbirth, it has nothing to do with him!
Others looked at the two of them as weird, but the two of them felt very good, wouldn't that be all right?
"Although sometimes I want to hit him eight hundred times a day, don't bully him. Hey, it should be that he doesn't bully you."
"No, no, he doesn't bully me. I like him, and I won't bully him."
"Don't think I'm long-winded, I'm his brother-in-law, and I can be regarded as the only relative. That's it, you two love each other, I'm leaving
Click on Yan Qi, be honest, don't bully honest people!
Yan Qi mouthed him, get out!
Wait until your wife is not at home, and beat you to death!
The only sensible person who felt that something was wrong was driven away in a daze, thinking it was wrong, but everything seemed to fit
Shaking my head, maybe I'm thinking too much.
One step too late to reveal the truth.
Gao Dong left, and as soon as the door was closed, Yan Qi began to moan, like a spoiled child, kicking the quilt and making noise.
"He bullied me! He called me a monster!"
"No, no, he's your brother-in-law, playing with you."
"Will he really hit me next time?"
"I'll help you fight! Well, don't be angry anymore!"
Feng Tang covered him with the quilt.
"My stomach doesn't hurt anymore? I seem to be in much better spirits."
When Feng Tang said this, Yan Qi rolled her eyes.
"No, I'm going to die!"
Immediately close your eyes and remain motionless.fainted.
Feng Tang laughed out loud, pushed Yan Qi's shoulder, and her feet swayed along with it, dying so fast, it's all stiff!
"You take a break, I washed the dirty clothes. Take out your clothes, the clothes you wear inside and so on."
Girls should not dip in cold water during their aunts, and their stomachs will hurt even more when they catch a cold.
He will wash those sweaty clothes, ahem, dirty little underpants.
Girlfriends are all pampered.
"In the laundry basket in the bathroom."
The first thing he did when he got home was to take a shower and change his clothes. He sweated a lot last night, and the clothes inside were soaked.
Ask Zhizhi to collect, thank you!
Yan Qi jumped up from the bed like a carp.Just about to yell at Gao Dong, get the fuck out of me!Don't disturb me acting like a baby with my wife!
He was also afraid that Fengtang would hear it.He pressed his throat and nodded at Gao Dong.
"Why don't you leave after chasing you once? Just want to see how loving we are? You're addicted to dog food!
"
"Don't you think something is wrong?"
"What's wrong. I'm warning you, Gao Dong, hurry up, don't bother me pretending to be Lin Daiyu! A buddy is a buddy, you dare to complain about me ruining my image in front of him, and look at me with those little contemptuous eyes. Believe it or not!"
Don't think you didn't see it, Gao Dong kept curling his lips and rolling his eyes in disgust!
What's wrong with me pretending to be Lin Daiyu?Can't I just want more love and attention?This is called strategy, understand?
Gao Dong shook his head. He still felt that something was wrong. He came over to look at the leftover ginger and brown sugar bowl, and at the electric heating treasure that Fengtang brought, warm sticks, red bean rock sugar and red dates, and took out again. A pack of adult diapers?
What is this!Why adult diapers?
Diarrhea and stomach trouble are not paralysis of the lower body, inability to control bowel movements, what is the use of diapers?
"I said, brother, did he treat you as a woman and take care of his aunt?"
Gao Dong expressed his doubts.
Obviously, why would I drink brown sugar water for diarrhea?Why do you need red dates and red beans to replenish blood and energy?He has diarrhea, not blood loss, what kind of vitality is he replenishing?
"Don't be envious, jealous, and hateful. What's wrong with him giving me something hot when I have a stomachache?"
"Are you sure you didn't buy the diapers by mistake?"
"It's not that he is stupid and illiterate. It says adult diapers. Can he still buy it as an aunt's towel?"
"Did the two of you split the whole fork? He really regarded you as a woman? It's not surprising. Back then, when we were dating again, many people regarded you as a woman! Your face is a woman's face!"
Gao Dong felt something was wrong, but it seemed right after watching their conversation, but isn't this strange?
"What's wrong? He touched my chest and hugged my waist. I asked him if he knew what kind of person I was? He said he understood. Doesn't that explain everything? Besides, I'm just thinking about how to look good. , like a woman, but my muscles, this Adam's apple, and this bird, he should be able to see it."
Yan Qi lifted the quilt, he had a bird under his pajama pants!
"Then I don't think it's right."
"You just see me get out of the order, and your eyes are hot!"
"I'm hot-eyed? I feel wronged for him. He and you have been enemies in the last ten lives, so you're here to torment him in this life? You're such a good and honest man, let you play around! You still pretend, you're weak, you're pitiful, you're still It hurts like hell, bah! Didn't you eat three plates of beef gluten in one go yesterday!"
Yan Qi became furious and grabbed Gao Dong by the neck, raising his fist.
"Do you dare to tell the truth that I have diarrhea because of eating too much barbecue, I will beat you to death! Are you brother? You give me a little bit!"
"Do you need me to help you? After a long time, you will show your true self as a goblin. At that time, people may despise you first!"
Pretend it, sooner or later you will show your prototype!He is a monster, the kind of Montenegro old monster!What should I do if I see him in his original form?
"I will beat you up today!"
"I'll tell him about when you were a child and did a handstand on the parallel bars in a skirt but no panties!"
"Gao Dong!"
"I got you drunk, jumped and took off your clothes in a nightclub, and caused more than a dozen little girls to jump on you, yelling, and they ripped off their panties, and I touched your butt and your abs. Tell him too!"
"Come, come, today either you die or I die!"
Gao Dong continued the old god is there.Ignoring the collar he was holding on to.
"When you see a handsome guy is beautiful, you chat with him for a while, and you mistake him for the love of your life, the respected teacher of your life, and give you roses, sports cars and mansions. You scared the shit out of it and ran away. I told him too!"
Gao Dong raised his chin and continued to despise Yan Qi, boy, there are many reasons for you to fall into my hands, just one or two of them can make you show your original shape!
Uncle can bear it and auntie can't bear it anymore!
Yan Qi gritted his teeth and swung his fist to hit him. As soon as Gao Dong blocked his arm, he was about to hit him on the nose with his left fist!Let him must be able to bloom!I can no longer bluff and deceive with a woman's face!
"What are you doing!"
Just when they were about to wrestle together, Feng Tang came out of the kitchen with a spoon, and saw Yan Qi grinning and scratching Gao Dong, who wanted to pluck his hair ferociously!
The two old men fought like two silly old women in the countryside!
Seeing Feng Tang appeared, Yan Qi withdrew his hands quickly, was weak and weak in an instant, couldn't sit still, rolled his eyes up, held his forehead with one hand, leaned back, and fell back under the bed, his body As soon as he rolled, he rolled the quilt around his body and covered his head.
"Ouch, my stomach hurts! Ouch, I hurt so much!"
Started moaning feebly.A pitiful cry.
Gao Dong was so angry that his teeth itch, he wished he could kick Yan Qi's ass and kick him downstairs!
This prodigal son, pretend!Nima outfit!What a pity Oscar is for your uncle not to act!
You pretend?I will pretend too!
He tried his best to pull the corners of his mouth, pretending to be a harmless animal smile.
"He wanted to get out of bed to find you, and he didn't want you to be busy for him. Isn't this a stomachache and fever? He was about to fall accidentally, so I helped him up!"
"I said, don't fight, he is sick."
"It's ready."
In order to prove that Yan Qi was fine, Gao Dong pulled out his pillow and pressed hard on Yan Qi's head!
Smother you little bastard!
You are struggling, you are jumping, you are jumping up and arguing with me!
Let your wife see how real you are!
"He's sick!"
Before Yan Qi could resist, Feng Tang hurried over and snatched the pillow, don't make trouble with him!Yan Qi's stomach hurts!
"Educate him with dishonesty!"
"He's not feeling well and wants to lose his temper, so let him be."
People said that the woman's aunt was emotionally unstable during the period, moody, and couldn't stand being wronged, so just make trouble, don't make him unhappy.
Fengtang!
Honest man!
good man!
Falling into Yan Qi's hands, she was blinded for nothing.
Gao Dong felt that it was necessary for him to remind, otherwise he would be helping others to bully others.
Hook Fengtang's shoulders and take it aside.
"Fengtang, since ancient times, beauty has been a butcher's knife that pierces the intestines, poisons and scrapes bones. Do you think how many people died in the hands of beauties? King Zhou You of the Fenghuo opera princes, Tang Xuanzong who liked Yang Yuhuan, and the confidant who became angry. Wu Sangui, dare to do anything for the sake of beauty. You can’t be attracted by beauty. Except for one face to see, Yan Qi’s whole body is full of bad water. It’s out. Don’t be misled by his beauty, he plays with you, don’t pity him and spoil him, he can make flowers like nature. Really!”
"Isn't it cute?"
Fengtang laughed.
"His eccentric mischief, so lively, really cute. Besides, he can subvert the dynasty, that is, to make my life colorful. I am too boring, and he doesn't dislike me. Very well, I like him like this."
Gao Dong babbled, he had nothing to say.
Zhou Yu beat Huang Gai, one is willing to beat and the other is willing to suffer.
You have nothing to do with this.People are willing!Money can't buy me, I'm happy.
Yan Qi poked her head out from under the quilt, triumphantly made a face at Gao Dong, stuck out her tongue, slightly!
What about ower, ower Deng really deserves a beating!
"I don't know how to fall in love. I haven't talked with him before. I don't know how to talk. I don't have any skills. I go home from cram school, and I have never been to a nightclub KTV. People are boring, and I can't talk. He knows how to make people happy. He is very tolerant and treats me very well. I can’t guarantee anything else, but he is free and easy, and he can do whatever he wants. I can guarantee that I will make him not feel depressed. will set him free."
Gao Dong sighed, well, he can't be anxious to follow other people's childbirth, it has nothing to do with him!
Others looked at the two of them as weird, but the two of them felt very good, wouldn't that be all right?
"Although sometimes I want to hit him eight hundred times a day, don't bully him. Hey, it should be that he doesn't bully you."
"No, no, he doesn't bully me. I like him, and I won't bully him."
"Don't think I'm long-winded, I'm his brother-in-law, and I can be regarded as the only relative. That's it, you two love each other, I'm leaving
Click on Yan Qi, be honest, don't bully honest people!
Yan Qi mouthed him, get out!
Wait until your wife is not at home, and beat you to death!
The only sensible person who felt that something was wrong was driven away in a daze, thinking it was wrong, but everything seemed to fit
Shaking my head, maybe I'm thinking too much.
One step too late to reveal the truth.
Gao Dong left, and as soon as the door was closed, Yan Qi began to moan, like a spoiled child, kicking the quilt and making noise.
"He bullied me! He called me a monster!"
"No, no, he's your brother-in-law, playing with you."
"Will he really hit me next time?"
"I'll help you fight! Well, don't be angry anymore!"
Feng Tang covered him with the quilt.
"My stomach doesn't hurt anymore? I seem to be in much better spirits."
When Feng Tang said this, Yan Qi rolled her eyes.
"No, I'm going to die!"
Immediately close your eyes and remain motionless.fainted.
Feng Tang laughed out loud, pushed Yan Qi's shoulder, and her feet swayed along with it, dying so fast, it's all stiff!
"You take a break, I washed the dirty clothes. Take out your clothes, the clothes you wear inside and so on."
Girls should not dip in cold water during their aunts, and their stomachs will hurt even more when they catch a cold.
He will wash those sweaty clothes, ahem, dirty little underpants.
Girlfriends are all pampered.
"In the laundry basket in the bathroom."
The first thing he did when he got home was to take a shower and change his clothes. He sweated a lot last night, and the clothes inside were soaked.
Ask Zhizhi to collect, thank you!
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