The whole body is blessed [Interstellar]

Having been "tossed" a lot, General Gu's ability to bear has obviously been greatly improved.He walked over calmly, sat aside, and asked:

"Why did you think of wearing a skirt?"

Bai Luyao said casually: "I'm going to go shopping with Aunt Gu in the afternoon, women's clothes are better."

Gu Chengchuan didn't say anything.

It's just that his eyes frequently glanced over, even though his face was expressionless, he really showed the word 'something'.

Bai Luyao is not blind.

He deliberately turned around and asked very turbulently: "Why, did you fall in love with me all of a sudden?"

In fact, he wanted to say, why, he suddenly found that soft and fragrant girls are better than men?Don't you like men... Then I remembered that a certain fact seemed to be discovered, and the disguise was stripped off with only a thin layer left, so I still didn't commit suicide.

I deliberately skipped a certain topic and teased a serious general.

He thought that Gu Chengchuan would not talk to him, but he didn't want to make a mistake this time. The man gave an 'hmm' and corrected: "It wasn't all of a sudden."

Bai Luyao: "...what?"

It wasn't all of a sudden, so I fell in love early?

Bai Luyao couldn't hold back, and whistled.Oh, it's rare that General Gu, who is single and mother-fetal, finally sees his heart clearly?

Mrs. Gu was coming down the stairs, when she heard his movement, she asked, "What's wrong?"

"It's okay." Bai Luyao said.

Admiral Gu didn't speak, but just looked at him silently.

What to look at, if you have the ability, you can confess your love in front of your mother! ?

Today, Old Marshal Gu went out to meet his friends and didn't come back at noon, so there were only the three of them.After eating and resting for a while, Mrs. Gu went upstairs to dress up, ready to go out in a while.

Bai Luyao took a look at Gu Chengchuan, who was still sitting there without any movement, and asked, "Aren't you going to work?"

Gu Chengchuan said: "I won't go this afternoon."

That's right, Bai Luyao thought, Sunday is a holiday.It's just that this person doesn't really have much time off for himself on weekdays, which makes people feel that he should go to the legion to deal with business on Sunday.

As if seeing his doubts, Admiral Gu explained: "Even if I don't want to let go, I have to give my adjutants a vacation!"

Bai Luyao understands that Adjutant Yu has another personal matter.

I just don't know whether to go on a blind date, or go on a date, or go on a blind date?

After Mrs. Gu got dressed, Bai Luyao followed her out.Of course, since a general does not go to work, he is naturally conscripted to be a driver.

Gu Chengchuan: "..."

General Gu thought, originally he thought he would have a good fight this afternoon, but now it has become a shopping companion?

Bai Luyao also felt that it was not in the plan.

He originally thought of going shopping with Mrs. Gu, so it would be more comfortable to wear women's clothes than men's clothes.Women's clothing can be worn by two people, while men's clothing looks like someone with a bag behind them.

But now Gu Chengchuan is also...

If I had known that both of them would be carrying bags at the back, it would be great to treat Mrs. Gu as the queen of shopping at the front.

But it's okay now, Bai Luyao thought, at worst, both of them will use Admiral Gu as a bag... Think about it, this is actually quite interesting.

Mrs. Gu's aesthetics is very good, and she has great taste.She bought some herself, and also picked a lot for Bai Luyao.Even General Gu behind him, there are quite a few of them.

Bai Luyao is not bad either, and can often give very suitable advice.

But Gu Chengchuan...

He doesn't know how to choose. In his opinion, the styles of those clothes are all the same.Especially for men's clothing, it seems that there are only a few styles and colors.

But he will not be in a bad mood, and he will not talk if he doesn't understand. Anyway, he is accompanied by his mother, and he will not force him to express his opinion.

In addition to big shopping malls, they also went to several famous brand stores and ordered several sets.

Finally went to drink afternoon tea.

After all, Mrs. Gu is not someone like Bai Luyao who can walk for a year without getting tired, let alone someone like Gu Chengchuan who is extremely athletic all day long and doesn't take this kind of road seriously.Even if I like shopping, it seems that I won't be tired after a day of shopping, but in fact, my body still needs rest.

Bai Luyao took out a small leg presser from the space button and handed it over.

"Aunt Gu, use this!" He said, "Let's sit in the corner, with you on your lap, covered by your skirt, and no one can see."

Mrs. Gu was obviously very happy, "It's still your thoughtfulness."

He glared at his own son again, the meaning was very obvious, look, you have no one else to love me.

Gu Chengchuan: "..."

Admiral Gu is wronged!

The environment in the store is very quiet, and the distance between each table is a little bit far, and there are green plants blocking it.Unless it is very loud, you can't hear the neighbors speaking.

The three of Bai Luyao sat for a while and ate some desserts. Mrs. Gu felt a little anxious and went to the bathroom.

Bai Luyao was about to say that I would go too, but then stopped.

He is a man, at this time... Should he go into the women's restroom or the men's restroom?

Gu Chengchuan seemed to see his thoughts. After Mrs. Gu left, he didn't even hide his eyes, "Want to go?"

Bai Luyao: "..."

Gu Chengchuan said: "I have a solution."

Bai Luyao looked at him and thought to himself, don't you think you can trick me by doing this?It's a pity, "I don't want to go." He said lightly.

Just kidding, he is a monster, he can sleep for ten days and nights without eating or drinking, of course he doesn't need to go to the bathroom.

Oh... I forgot to mention that this ten days and ten nights can be extended indefinitely.

General Gu obviously didn't think so, he just thought that Bai Luyao was trying to hold on.After looking at it, I found that this person was still sitting there motionless like a mountain.

He had to say: "I want to go, will you accompany me?"

Bai Luyao: "..."

With the corner of his mouth twitching, a certain fish thought, what the hell, when did you become so open?

Gu Chengchuan also immediately realized that there was something wrong with what he said, he needed someone to accompany him when he went to the bathroom, especially the one sitting opposite him was a long skirt 'beauty'.As for whether it is true... Although he has not been 100% sure until now, it is not suitable after all.

He coughed dryly, a little embarrassed.In the end, he got up directly and said dryly, "Let's go."

Bai Luyao hooked his lips and followed.

He wanted to see what kind of tricks our Admiral Gu was up to.

As a result, I heard on the way: "This dessert shop has a paid toilet, and the interior decoration is relatively luxurious, and it is not divided into men and women. If you use the brain, as long as one person enters, you will not be able to open it again."

Bai Luyao: "...Oh."

It turned out that it was because he was afraid that he would be suffocated, so he was given some steps to go down?

After arriving at the place, Gu Chengchuan opened a room first and went in.Bai Luyao thought that everyone was here, so he also prepared to go in and release the water.

After he brushed his brain and went in, he felt that this should not be called a paid toilet, but a rest room.

As soon as the door was opened, there was a small living room with a sofa inside.To go to the bathroom, you have to open another door.

After Bai Luyao finished draining the water, he didn't see Gu Chengchuan when he came out, so he waited for a while.When General Gu came out, they walked back together.

She also complained in a plausible way, "You kid, you need someone to accompany you when you go to the bathroom."

Gu Chengchuan: "..."

He looked sideways at Bai Luyao, and when the latter saw his expression, he shut up and stopped trying to die.

Fortunately, Gu Chengchuan wasn't interested in entangled with him about this, so he didn't say anything.The restroom here is far away, so they have to walk a little longer when they go back.At the corner, I bumped into two girls negotiating there.Bai Luyao paused, then backed away.

Seeing him like this, Gu Chengchuan didn't go out to interrupt him.

One of the two girls over there is petite and exquisite, and the other is almost as tall as Bai Luyao, and they are tall.Today she was dressed more like Miss Yu, and looked like she was bullying someone at that station.

Of course, she spoke like a royal sister, "What are you doing to stare at my boyfriend, it's immoral."

Oh, it turns out that the mistress is here.

The petite girl was not to be outdone, "He is your boyfriend now, but he may not be in the future."

Although he knew that eavesdropping was not very authentic, Bai Luyao turned his head back, and turned back again to take a look at what the person who made such bold words looked like.

The petite girl then said, "It's not like you don't know the speed at which he changes girlfriends, right?"

Is this still for a scumbag?

The person from Yujie Fan'er said: "Since you know that he is a scumbag, what are you still staring at, waiting to be scumbag?"

"I will let him only like me." The petite girl said.

She seemed to think that she would be ridiculed, so she immediately counterattacked and asked, "Aren't you still? He's such a scumbag, you still want to be with him."

"you are wrong."

The Yujie said: "I just did it to sleep with him."

The petite girl: "...what?"

Sister Yu flicked her hair, and said chicly: "What's wrong? Me, including his ex, ex-ex, and ex-ex, many of them are just to sleep with him! He looks good and works well, and he is also a schoolmaster. Sleep If you pass him, say in front of your friends how good it is.”

The petite girl seemed to be frightened, and she didn't speak for a long time.

But another male voice sounded, "When you say that, I feel like a duck."

Hearing that it was the Lord's arrival, Sister Yu turned her head to look over, looked up and down, and commented: "You are still a little different from a duck."

The boy was immediately happy, "What's the difference?"

Sister Yu said, "You don't need to spend money."

The boy: "..."

The petite girl looked at the boy, hoping that he would get angry.However, after being speechless, the boy said: "My two cousins ​​are still waiting, let's go back after talking!"

"Tsk, isn't this the peach blossom you provoked?" Sister Yu accused.

The boy said, "I never flirted with him!"

"Besides, you don't have a lot of peach blossoms..."

There was a sense of 'resentment' in what he said for no reason, even Bai Luyao and Gu Chengchuan who were stuck there could hear it.It's hard for an upright person like Admiral Gu to be so stunned by this coincidence that he seems to have listened to the corner... "Why don't you take a step back?" He whispered.

Bai Luyao winked at him, "It's almost over there." So there's no need.

Sure enough, the sister Yu over there said, "I don't like them, they won't recognize me if I change my outfit. What's the use of this kind of married person who can't even recognize his own wife?"

Hearing this, the boy seemed very comfortable, and the two walked away together.

The remaining petite and exquisite girl finally gave up when she realized that she was not looked at from the beginning to the end, and she muttered tearfully, "Everyone, I have seen my parents!"

Bai Luyao and Gu Chengchuan: "..."

When did this girl leave? They were crying when they went out at this time, and it seemed that something was not good.

A certain fish unreasonably blamed this incident on Gu Chengchuan, and squinted at the past, "Look, it's all you, why don't you go to the bathroom."

Gu Chengchuan didn't want to talk to him for a moment.

But I also feel...even if it's such an unreasonable thing, it's quite cute if someone does it.

He must have lost his mind, General Gu thought.

After waiting for a while, the girl finally finished crying and left.Only then did Bai Luyao and Gu Chengchuan continue to walk forward. On the way, Gu Chengchuan said, "That man just now is Playboy."

Bai Luyao: "...Oh."

The man is a playboy, and the woman must be the showgirl girlfriend.

So the so-called ex-girlfriends, ex-ex-girlfriends and so on are all her own.No wonder looking at the style of getting along later, it doesn't look like a combination of a scumbag and a bitch.

Bai Luyao felt that this girl was quite interesting, and he would like to get to know her if given the chance.

The two of them delayed for so long, and when they returned, Mrs. Gu had already returned.But he didn't ask them what they were doing, and the three of them sat for a while before going back.

When Bai Luyao was on the aircraft, he searched for Playboy and his 'Wan Qian' girlfriend.

After searching, I found that there is a reason why others can't see it. This actress girlfriend has superb makeup skills, and she definitely needs to change her appearance and change her personality.

He clicked his tongue twice, and said with emotion: "This playboy is so lucky, a girlfriend, forcibly made him feel the happiness of the 72nd concubine of Sangong Sixth Court."

Mrs. Gu didn't understand, so, "What Sangong and Sixth Courtyard?"

Mrs. Gu was also very surprised that Bai Luyao immediately made a science for her. The two of them talked all the way, but completely ignored a certain general.

Gu Chengchuan: "..."

Admiral Gu frowned, turned on his optical brain, and checked to see if there was any news today.

When I got home, the first thing I did was to sign for the clothes, bags and shoes that I bought.Mrs. Gu programmed the robots and asked them to hang up separately.

And happily went upstairs to try it.

Of course she invited Bai Luyao, but without any surprise, she was rejected.This is not the first time, Madam Gu has nothing to get used to.

"Okay, then I'll try it first, the two of you are chatting."

After speaking, she went upstairs.

Gu Chengchuan looked sideways at Bai Luyao, and added another one, never entering his fucking room, and never doing things with his mother that only women can do together.

So, the possibility of adding another point is really a man.

Provoked by the long skirt on his body, Admiral Gu still asked, "Are you male or female?"

"Really want to know?" Bai Luyao raised his eyebrows.

Gu Chengchuan nodded, after all, he didn't want to be disturbed by such a demonic dream anymore.He was afraid that Bai Luyao would use his previous reasons to deal with him again, so he hurriedly said, "I just dreamed that you lifted up your skirt to prove that you were a man, so..."

Bai Luyao understood, and after such a long time, he didn't use the excuse that the other party said he only likes men, so it should be over now!

So he felt relieved and said frankly: "Then your dream is quite accurate."

Gu Chengchuan: "Really a man?"

"It's genuine." Bai Luyao asked, "Would you like to touch it to confirm?"

Gu Chengchuan shook his head.

Bai Luyao was not surprised, after all, he was very conservative.

It's just that even if there is no movement, Gu Chengchuan's heart is not as calm as it looks on the surface.After all, this matter has been in his heart for a long time, and there is another dream...

He closed his eyes, threw out these thoughts one by one, and saw Bai Luyao's smug expression.

Bai Luyao was indeed very happy.

After all, another layer of vest has been dropped, and he is still safe and not cleaned up. It all depends on his own timing.

At this moment, Gu Chengchuan said: "So, you are a man yourself, and you keep proving that I like men, but I actually don't like you?"

Bai Luyao: "...Huh?"

He had an innocent face, and those who didn't know would think that Gu Chengchuan was wronging him.

Admiral Gu knew that he would not admit it, so he turned on the optical brain and clicked, and found a screenshot, "Look for yourself." It was exactly the star blog that Bai Luyao posted at that time.

The top sentence is: I want to too, but you, General Gu, like men!

Bai Luyao: "..."

He has clearly deleted this Xingbo quietly, why is there still a screenshot?

Admiral Gu, huh?

It's unbelievable that you are such an admiral.