When I fell in love with a middle-aged greasy and wretched man

From then on, the young man continued to give Wang Like gifts every day, such as rotten tomatoes, rotten eggs, and bricks.As a gift in return, the tolerant and magnanimous Wang Like gave him a book every day, including but not limited to "The Book of Songs", "Erya", etc. Later, he began to give him foreign masterpieces, such as "Don Quixote", "Les Miserables" and so on. .

The young man has no interest in classic Chinese studies, but has a rare liking for foreign novels.One day, a young man asked Wang Like why there was no part of Les Miserables. Wang Like was immediately refreshed and felt that his influence had paid off. Since then, he liked giving books to young people even more.

In the beginning of the school season, the contact between the two is less.After Wang Like asked, he learned that the young man had just entered his freshman year.Wang Like was heartbroken immediately: You just became an adult, how can you play this kind of blind date game?You should study hard, make progress every day, and put your enthusiasm for games into contributing to the construction of the motherland... Then the young man dragged him into the blacklist for a week.

A few months later, the soulmate of the two was registered on Samsung's "Pounding Heartbeat", and the system opened new functions: "Love Copy" and "Honey Chat Online".The dungeon of love requires two people to brush the dungeon together. The purpose of the dungeon is to get to know each other. While completing the task of finding love, both parties will be asked some more private questions, and the answer will be sent to the other party after answering.Questions can be answered indiscriminately, but they cannot be left unanswered, otherwise the task will fail and the instance will end.Honey chat online means that two people have at least one phone call per day, the time and duration are not limited, but points can be accumulated according to the length of the phone call.

After the two exchanged phone numbers in the question-and-answer session of the copy of Love, it was Wang Like who always called the young man.Both of them didn't know what to say, so they tacitly waited for the phone to be connected and put it aside, and used the method of burning phone bills to earn points.

On this day, the two met in a copy of love.

System question: What is your real name?

[Self-restraint and restoration of rituals]: Wang Like.

[I want to get rich overnight]: Iron Man.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Why Iron Man?

[I want to get rich overnight]: It's called Iron Man, why, do you have a fucking opinion?

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: ... I have seen Iron Man.

[I want to get rich overnight]: Yo!Strange, wretched uncle!You actually saw the movie? !

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: ...I'm not that old-fashioned...

[I want to get rich overnight]: Hehe.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Hehe ∩_∩

[I want to get rich overnight]: Hey, wretched uncle, I just checked, the name Wang Like seems to be the boss of YY Company.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: That's right, it's me.

[I want to get rich overnight]: Really?Although I wanted to get rich overnight, I didn't expect the wretched uncle I knew to be a domineering president!

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: I'm really not overbearing.Moreover, money should be obtained through one's own efforts, and it is not advisable to take shortcuts to get rich overnight.

[I just want to get rich overnight, who cares]: Hehe.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Why did you change your ID so quickly?Am I wrong?

[I just want to get rich overnight, who cares]: Why is there no picture of you on the Internet?You're not afraid to post photos because you're too ugly, right?

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: I just don't want to put it on the Internet.Do you want to?I can give it to you.

[I just want to get rich overnight, who can control it]: Who cares!Uncle wretched, what if you are actually a perverted old man?

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: I think I'm quite handsome.

[I just want to get rich overnight, who cares]: Forget it, wretched uncle, you feel good about yourself.

[Self-restraint and restoration of rituals]: ∩_∩

System question: When is your birthday?

[Self-restraint and restoration of rituals]: xx, xx, xxxx.

[Only one holographic helmet away from Fu Fu]: yy month yy day yyyy.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Why did you change your id again?

[Only one holographic helmet away from Fu Fu]: Can you control it?

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Well, your birthday is coming soon.

[Only one holographic helmet away from Fu Fu]: Oh.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: What gift do you want me to give you?

[There is only one holographic helmet away from Fufu]: You still want to give me a gift...whatever.But don't send books! ! !

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Good.

[There is only one holographic helmet away from Fufu]: But I guess I can't give you a gift in return.After all, you are so rich, there is nothing here that you can admire.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: No, I won't look down on you.And it doesn't matter if you don't send me.

System question: Where is your location?

[Self-restraint and return to ritual]: City S.

[Only one holographic helmet away from Fu Fu]: Are you also in City S?I grew up in s city s.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Our company is not far from s, is it convenient to give me your address then?I want to send you a birthday present directly.

[It's only one holographic helmet away from Fu Fu]: Forget it, wretched uncle, I'm afraid you will harbor evil intentions.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: ...I won't.

System question: What is your ideal type?

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Be obedient and be obedient, treat me sincerely...well, that's fine.

[Only one holographic helmet away from Fu Fu]: Young!Not greasy!Not obscene!Tall, rich and handsome, with a good figure and a good personality... The rest depends on the specific situation.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Why do I feel that you are talking about me?

[Only one holographic helmet away from Fu Fu]: Why are you so shameless? !

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: 30 years old is not very old, is it?I feel it fits.

[Only one holographic helmet away from Fu Fu]: Oh. [Indifference.jpg]

System question: What are your hobbies?

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: Play Go, read books, grow flowers, birds, and taste tea.By the way, and swimming.

[There is only one holographic helmet away from Fu Fu]: ... What a life of old age.My hobbies, playing games and basketball, are gone.

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: I advise you not to play games all the time. I see that your account shows that you play games for no less than five hours a day, which is not good for your health.At your age, you should study professional knowledge well instead of wasting time on games.And to be honest, it’s really not good to play such a blind date game when you’re just an adult, you can experience it yourself, instead of blind dates just for the sake of dating like me...

[There is only one holographic helmet away from Fu Fu]: Are you fucking annoying?Whether I play games or not, it's none of your business whether I play blind date games or not!As far as you can fucking control!

[Self-restraint and return to courtesy]: You... well, forget it, pretend I didn't say anything.

System prompt: Your friend [only one holographic helmet away from Fufu] is offline.

Wang Like sighed.Forget it, what do you care about with a child, after all, he is 12 years older than him.

Wang Like opened the gift system, clicked, and sent.

With a sound of "ding dong", the system prompts: [Self-restraint and return to courtesy] presented a sweet talk spree x 1, rose x 99 to [We are only one holographic helmet away from rich], wishing to capture your heart with sweet words, with honey Words to deepen your love; roses are like fire, representing my love for you, so romantic and sincere, the world can learn from it!

There was a rain of flower petals in the system space.

Wang Like was stunned.After a long while, he searched around but couldn't find the retract button, so he had to withdraw his hand in embarrassment.

At this moment, he couldn't help but want to paraphrase a sentence he saw not long ago: The system is really a tormenting little fairy!

The author has something to say: Actually, I have always had a problem.When I wrote my first short story, where did you see it?I always thought that only the latest update list can be seen. . .Forgive me, a naive and ignorant little author who just started writing. . .