When a Super Villain Meets Little Porter[Comprehensive]
Episode 71: Unrequited X Passive X Good Night
After hearing Deadpool's words, James felt that he was so stupid for listening to Deadpool's words with a serious attitude just now.Obviously he is already so familiar with Wade's pornographic attributes, why is he still so naive?
But James' thoughts suddenly turned awry.
Why does it have to be an Asgardian bed?Can't it be the bed of the earth?
Now, though, I live in Peter's bedroom all the time.
If he asks this question, with the deep and friendly friendship between him and Deadpool, James can already predict that Deadpool will say "No! Of course not! The first night of the little spider's bed belongs to me." , This is the sacred territory of Brother Deadpool, inviolable!" Such a similar answer.
James felt that his understanding of Deadpool was really getting deeper...
No, why am I thinking about such weird questions?
James realized at this time that Deadpool had negatively affected his pure and innocent thinking to some extent.
"If one time is not enough, then one day will be fine." Seeing that James didn't pick up his wand and pointed it at himself, Deadpool didn't just accept it at all, but he sincerely suggested to James, "After all, Loki is a God, meow, although Loki is a weak little princess, you should still be fully prepared mentally and physically for his physical strength. Wow, the picture of you two interracial porn channels It's quite exciting to think about it. I don't know if there are public pornographic websites in Asgard. If not, how boring the lives of those gods are. Energy needs to be vented, look at Loki, for sure It was because of excess energy that I couldn't bear to go to the earth to shoot a cannon, but I didn't expect the cannon to be inaccurate. But next time, Loki's technology will definitely improve..."
As it turns out, if no one stops Deadpool, he can actually talk all the time by himself.
"Aunt May—" At this time, James looked behind Peter with a somewhat surprised expression.
Peter was frightened by James' words, and then he reached out and grabbed the Deadpool hanging on his back, and without hesitation, he threw a violent over-the-shoulder and directly fell Wade to the ground with a bang.
James swore he heard the sound of Deadpool's bones breaking.
The strength of the little spider's unintentional hand is really frightening. Fortunately, the person who was thrown was Wade.
Peter turned around at this time, only to find that Aunt May hadn't come over.But it was obvious that James' move was more surprising than his spell. At this time, Deadpool was lying pitifully on the hard ground with broken ribs.
"Meow, you have learned badly from Loki." Deadpool turned his head and said to James.
"Wade, are you... all right?" Peter felt a little guilty, as if he had broken Deadpool's bones.
"I just need a kiss from a little spider." The extremely tenacious Deadpool didn't seem to get up from the ground at all, but put on a sleeping position like a fairy tale princess, waiting for Prince Peter's kiss.
Peter: "..." Although he knew it was his fault, but seeing Wade like this, he really couldn't feel distressed. Instead, he still had the urge to step on it a few more times.
"Oh, by the way." Deadpool suddenly thought of something, and suddenly straightened up from the ground and sat up, "If you want a day of intense bed exercise, little Peter, I think I can do it, after all, brother His second child and physical strength are also at the protoss level, and he will never let you down."
Deadpool began to appreciate his physique. Since he can heal himself strongly, there shouldn't be a time when he will be exhausted.
"Come on, baby." After finishing speaking, Deadpool lay down on the ground again, obediently waiting for Peter's kiss, "I'm ready."
The little spider really wanted to step on Deadpool's unbeaten face.
"James, let's go home." Peter thought it would be better for him to pretend that Wade was an invisible man.
"Little baby, I feel that you don't love me anymore." Deadpool got up from the ground with deep aggrievedness at this time, "When I was not at home before, you would run to my house every few days, I get tons of texts every day and that's so cute. But now since I'm back, not only have you stopped coming to my house to find me, but the texts have dropped significantly by 50.00% in volume and 50.00% in Enthusiasm. Little Peter, you can't suddenly throw your hands away just because you finally have my body and mind."
Deadpool suddenly realized something, covered his face with his hands and looked at Peter in surprise.
"Oh, no, little spider, are you tired of playing with me?"
Peter looked at Deadpool with indifference: "..." It sounded like I was a heartbreaker.
"Come on, baby, what's the matter that we can't be in bed—" Deadpool, who was very committed to the cause of active dedication, impatiently stretched out his hand and was about to lean on the little spider again.
However, before Wade finished speaking, his mouth was covered with a ball of spider silk.
"Little Peter, you know, even if the spider silk is stuck to my headgear, I can still talk, right?" Deadpool reminded, after all, the spider silk wrapped around the headgear has no effect on his mouth at all.
"Lock tongue to seal the throat." James added a lock tongue charm to Wade without hesitation.
This spell, in this world, is very practical and proficient for James.
Seeing Wade, who was unable to speak for a while, Peter gave James a "good job" look, and then the two clapped their hands happily. Obviously, their tacit understanding has improved again.
"Good night, Wade, if you really want to talk, you can text me." Peter smiled and stretched out his hand to pat Deadpool's face. Of course he could guess that Wade's face under the hood must be suffocated and ugly. group.
Then Peter and James left the speechless Deadpool alone.
Back home, Aunt May and Uncle Ben were of course still waiting for their two little babies to come home. After chatting together for a while, Peter and James went back to the bedroom.Although Peter said before that he had something serious to say to James, after calming down, Peter couldn't think of what he should say.
"I'll go home tomorrow, and it may take a few days." James said at this time.
Of course James will not forget the promise he made to his brother Albus.
"Why?" Peter asked in surprise.
"My brother misses me," James replied with a smile. "He wants me to be with him on vacation."
Peter knew that James had a younger brother, but that was all he knew, and he didn't talk about James' family in detail.Hearing what James said at this time, Peter felt that Albus should be a younger brother who liked to cling to his older brother.
Would it feel cute?
Peter couldn't help thinking of Thor, who was also an older brother, and his younger brother Loki.
Obviously, the relationship between the two brothers is not so close.
Loki...
After thinking of Loki, Peter's mood became more complicated.
"James, can you guess where Loki will go?" Peter felt that James knew Loki so well that he should have clues about Loki's whereabouts, or what thoughts he had in mind.
"I don't know." James shook his head.
After leaving Asgard, Loki came to Earth to cause trouble, which also surprised James.What is certain is that Loki's target is his scepter.It is probably understandable what Loki thinks, because the scepter is his property, and Loki will not allow his property to be left in the hands of the people in the atrium.
But what James was thinking about was, after Loki got the scepter?Is Loki planning to do something again, all he needs to get his scepter to increase his power?
"James, actually, after I heard what happened before, I think... Loki should also like you." Peter was already mentally prepared at this time, and he thought he should accept his best My friend is about to have a badass god boyfriend in the not-too-distant future, "But James, you can't be led away by Loki all the time."
Peter felt that James was too honest, and he was chasing after Loki all the way.
Although it was indeed Loki who saved James, Peter still wanted to fight for James.
Especially since James received such a terrible shock today, no matter how he thinks about it, if Loki really likes James, he should also stay by James' side to accompany him.Instead, a person suddenly disappeared, went to another corner of the earth and took his scepter, but at least he had to stop by to take a look at James, right?
"Maybe if you deliberately ignore Loki for a while and don't go to him, Loki will come over by himself?" Peter suggested to James.
"Peter, Loki is not Wade." James pursed his lips and replied helplessly.
If it was Deadpool, the little spider hadn't sent him a text message for a day, Wade must have thought that the little spider must be in trouble, and he was going to look for someone all over the world with his machete.Even if Peter's attitude is a little colder, Deadpool will definitely be nervous and follow all directions, angrily looking for the imaginary little spider's cheating partner.Of course, no matter what, Wade will cling to little Peter with a dead skin.
James still remembered that before Peter wanted to see the missing Wade, he said a word——
"Tomorrow is the last day, if you still want to say something to get away with it..."
"Wade, I'll treat you as dead."
This method is very good, and Deadpool appeared very eagerly under Peter's nose the next day.
But that doesn't mean it applies to Loki as well.
If James also wrote it in the magic diary he and Loki communicated like this, not to mention whether Loki, who has left the diary now, can see it, even if he saw Loki, he would probably just raise his eyebrows and then Pretend you didn't see anything and keep doing your own thing.
Loki will only show up when he wants to find him.James knew that the tougher his attitude, the more Loki would not come out.Because Loki is such a rebellious person, he wants to show his own freedom in everything he does, he has not been influenced by anyone, he will not obey anyone's control, and he will not conform to anyone's wishes, let alone for Others change themselves.
Totally -- egocentric.
Ah, what a scumbag.
In his heart, James once again commented on Loki like this.
Peter could also understand what James meant, but he just didn't want to see Loki's freewheeling attitude all the time.Peter feels that feelings are a two-sided thing, instead of treating James as his own property like Loki.When you want to do other things, just put this product and play by yourself.When you think about it, take all the items back and have a look.
Loki can easily find James, but James knows nothing about Loki's whereabouts.
Peter hated this, completely passive mode.
Before Loki was in the dungeon, James could find Loki at any time, but the future is different.
It would definitely not be fair to James if Loki continued to get along in such a completely ignorant and passive state.Peter felt that James would become very tired, and maybe he would be disappointed in Loki because of it.
Even though Peter didn't say what he really thought, James had seen what the little spider wanted to say from Peter's eyes.James doesn't know what Loki is thinking, but if this ambiguous relationship continues, even the stubborn little James probably won't be able to really stick to it.
Although James knows that Loki's kindness to him is different, but James has no way to accept the state of Loki missing and no one.He didn't know what Loki was doing, didn't know what secret plan Loki had, and didn't know if Loki was doing something bad again... All he could do was wait.
"Loki saved me, so I'll wait for him. He can see me anytime he wants next time." James said thoughtfully, "I've figured it out, and I'll make it clear to him when we meet next time." .I like him. If he has this idea, we will be together. Loki can disappear again, but he must bring the magic diary with him."
Peter was taken aback, feeling that what James said seemed quite simple.
"What if Loki said... he didn't have this idea?" But Peter felt that the possibility of Loki's stubbornness was quite high.
James' expression became a little subtle.
It's like "You are already going to destroy the earth for me, and you still have the nerve to say you don't like me"?
"Then I'll probably argue it out," James replied.
Peter thought for a while, and felt that he had nothing to say, "Then... wish you good luck?"
Before going to bed, James opened the pages of the blank magic diary and looked at it. He thought for a while, but finally he didn't write down what he knew from Dr. Strange's memory what happened.
But maybe Loki would have guessed it.
However, Loki now throws the magic diary in Asgard, and he will not see the contents of the diary.
James habitually wrote "good night" on the page.
After drinking a bottle of magic potion that would allow him to sleep peacefully, James turned his head to look at the magic diary. Sure enough, there was no response written on the page, and James felt a little disappointed.
Lowering his eyes, James wrote another line in the diary——
"Loki, I want to see you."
But James' thoughts suddenly turned awry.
Why does it have to be an Asgardian bed?Can't it be the bed of the earth?
Now, though, I live in Peter's bedroom all the time.
If he asks this question, with the deep and friendly friendship between him and Deadpool, James can already predict that Deadpool will say "No! Of course not! The first night of the little spider's bed belongs to me." , This is the sacred territory of Brother Deadpool, inviolable!" Such a similar answer.
James felt that his understanding of Deadpool was really getting deeper...
No, why am I thinking about such weird questions?
James realized at this time that Deadpool had negatively affected his pure and innocent thinking to some extent.
"If one time is not enough, then one day will be fine." Seeing that James didn't pick up his wand and pointed it at himself, Deadpool didn't just accept it at all, but he sincerely suggested to James, "After all, Loki is a God, meow, although Loki is a weak little princess, you should still be fully prepared mentally and physically for his physical strength. Wow, the picture of you two interracial porn channels It's quite exciting to think about it. I don't know if there are public pornographic websites in Asgard. If not, how boring the lives of those gods are. Energy needs to be vented, look at Loki, for sure It was because of excess energy that I couldn't bear to go to the earth to shoot a cannon, but I didn't expect the cannon to be inaccurate. But next time, Loki's technology will definitely improve..."
As it turns out, if no one stops Deadpool, he can actually talk all the time by himself.
"Aunt May—" At this time, James looked behind Peter with a somewhat surprised expression.
Peter was frightened by James' words, and then he reached out and grabbed the Deadpool hanging on his back, and without hesitation, he threw a violent over-the-shoulder and directly fell Wade to the ground with a bang.
James swore he heard the sound of Deadpool's bones breaking.
The strength of the little spider's unintentional hand is really frightening. Fortunately, the person who was thrown was Wade.
Peter turned around at this time, only to find that Aunt May hadn't come over.But it was obvious that James' move was more surprising than his spell. At this time, Deadpool was lying pitifully on the hard ground with broken ribs.
"Meow, you have learned badly from Loki." Deadpool turned his head and said to James.
"Wade, are you... all right?" Peter felt a little guilty, as if he had broken Deadpool's bones.
"I just need a kiss from a little spider." The extremely tenacious Deadpool didn't seem to get up from the ground at all, but put on a sleeping position like a fairy tale princess, waiting for Prince Peter's kiss.
Peter: "..." Although he knew it was his fault, but seeing Wade like this, he really couldn't feel distressed. Instead, he still had the urge to step on it a few more times.
"Oh, by the way." Deadpool suddenly thought of something, and suddenly straightened up from the ground and sat up, "If you want a day of intense bed exercise, little Peter, I think I can do it, after all, brother His second child and physical strength are also at the protoss level, and he will never let you down."
Deadpool began to appreciate his physique. Since he can heal himself strongly, there shouldn't be a time when he will be exhausted.
"Come on, baby." After finishing speaking, Deadpool lay down on the ground again, obediently waiting for Peter's kiss, "I'm ready."
The little spider really wanted to step on Deadpool's unbeaten face.
"James, let's go home." Peter thought it would be better for him to pretend that Wade was an invisible man.
"Little baby, I feel that you don't love me anymore." Deadpool got up from the ground with deep aggrievedness at this time, "When I was not at home before, you would run to my house every few days, I get tons of texts every day and that's so cute. But now since I'm back, not only have you stopped coming to my house to find me, but the texts have dropped significantly by 50.00% in volume and 50.00% in Enthusiasm. Little Peter, you can't suddenly throw your hands away just because you finally have my body and mind."
Deadpool suddenly realized something, covered his face with his hands and looked at Peter in surprise.
"Oh, no, little spider, are you tired of playing with me?"
Peter looked at Deadpool with indifference: "..." It sounded like I was a heartbreaker.
"Come on, baby, what's the matter that we can't be in bed—" Deadpool, who was very committed to the cause of active dedication, impatiently stretched out his hand and was about to lean on the little spider again.
However, before Wade finished speaking, his mouth was covered with a ball of spider silk.
"Little Peter, you know, even if the spider silk is stuck to my headgear, I can still talk, right?" Deadpool reminded, after all, the spider silk wrapped around the headgear has no effect on his mouth at all.
"Lock tongue to seal the throat." James added a lock tongue charm to Wade without hesitation.
This spell, in this world, is very practical and proficient for James.
Seeing Wade, who was unable to speak for a while, Peter gave James a "good job" look, and then the two clapped their hands happily. Obviously, their tacit understanding has improved again.
"Good night, Wade, if you really want to talk, you can text me." Peter smiled and stretched out his hand to pat Deadpool's face. Of course he could guess that Wade's face under the hood must be suffocated and ugly. group.
Then Peter and James left the speechless Deadpool alone.
Back home, Aunt May and Uncle Ben were of course still waiting for their two little babies to come home. After chatting together for a while, Peter and James went back to the bedroom.Although Peter said before that he had something serious to say to James, after calming down, Peter couldn't think of what he should say.
"I'll go home tomorrow, and it may take a few days." James said at this time.
Of course James will not forget the promise he made to his brother Albus.
"Why?" Peter asked in surprise.
"My brother misses me," James replied with a smile. "He wants me to be with him on vacation."
Peter knew that James had a younger brother, but that was all he knew, and he didn't talk about James' family in detail.Hearing what James said at this time, Peter felt that Albus should be a younger brother who liked to cling to his older brother.
Would it feel cute?
Peter couldn't help thinking of Thor, who was also an older brother, and his younger brother Loki.
Obviously, the relationship between the two brothers is not so close.
Loki...
After thinking of Loki, Peter's mood became more complicated.
"James, can you guess where Loki will go?" Peter felt that James knew Loki so well that he should have clues about Loki's whereabouts, or what thoughts he had in mind.
"I don't know." James shook his head.
After leaving Asgard, Loki came to Earth to cause trouble, which also surprised James.What is certain is that Loki's target is his scepter.It is probably understandable what Loki thinks, because the scepter is his property, and Loki will not allow his property to be left in the hands of the people in the atrium.
But what James was thinking about was, after Loki got the scepter?Is Loki planning to do something again, all he needs to get his scepter to increase his power?
"James, actually, after I heard what happened before, I think... Loki should also like you." Peter was already mentally prepared at this time, and he thought he should accept his best My friend is about to have a badass god boyfriend in the not-too-distant future, "But James, you can't be led away by Loki all the time."
Peter felt that James was too honest, and he was chasing after Loki all the way.
Although it was indeed Loki who saved James, Peter still wanted to fight for James.
Especially since James received such a terrible shock today, no matter how he thinks about it, if Loki really likes James, he should also stay by James' side to accompany him.Instead, a person suddenly disappeared, went to another corner of the earth and took his scepter, but at least he had to stop by to take a look at James, right?
"Maybe if you deliberately ignore Loki for a while and don't go to him, Loki will come over by himself?" Peter suggested to James.
"Peter, Loki is not Wade." James pursed his lips and replied helplessly.
If it was Deadpool, the little spider hadn't sent him a text message for a day, Wade must have thought that the little spider must be in trouble, and he was going to look for someone all over the world with his machete.Even if Peter's attitude is a little colder, Deadpool will definitely be nervous and follow all directions, angrily looking for the imaginary little spider's cheating partner.Of course, no matter what, Wade will cling to little Peter with a dead skin.
James still remembered that before Peter wanted to see the missing Wade, he said a word——
"Tomorrow is the last day, if you still want to say something to get away with it..."
"Wade, I'll treat you as dead."
This method is very good, and Deadpool appeared very eagerly under Peter's nose the next day.
But that doesn't mean it applies to Loki as well.
If James also wrote it in the magic diary he and Loki communicated like this, not to mention whether Loki, who has left the diary now, can see it, even if he saw Loki, he would probably just raise his eyebrows and then Pretend you didn't see anything and keep doing your own thing.
Loki will only show up when he wants to find him.James knew that the tougher his attitude, the more Loki would not come out.Because Loki is such a rebellious person, he wants to show his own freedom in everything he does, he has not been influenced by anyone, he will not obey anyone's control, and he will not conform to anyone's wishes, let alone for Others change themselves.
Totally -- egocentric.
Ah, what a scumbag.
In his heart, James once again commented on Loki like this.
Peter could also understand what James meant, but he just didn't want to see Loki's freewheeling attitude all the time.Peter feels that feelings are a two-sided thing, instead of treating James as his own property like Loki.When you want to do other things, just put this product and play by yourself.When you think about it, take all the items back and have a look.
Loki can easily find James, but James knows nothing about Loki's whereabouts.
Peter hated this, completely passive mode.
Before Loki was in the dungeon, James could find Loki at any time, but the future is different.
It would definitely not be fair to James if Loki continued to get along in such a completely ignorant and passive state.Peter felt that James would become very tired, and maybe he would be disappointed in Loki because of it.
Even though Peter didn't say what he really thought, James had seen what the little spider wanted to say from Peter's eyes.James doesn't know what Loki is thinking, but if this ambiguous relationship continues, even the stubborn little James probably won't be able to really stick to it.
Although James knows that Loki's kindness to him is different, but James has no way to accept the state of Loki missing and no one.He didn't know what Loki was doing, didn't know what secret plan Loki had, and didn't know if Loki was doing something bad again... All he could do was wait.
"Loki saved me, so I'll wait for him. He can see me anytime he wants next time." James said thoughtfully, "I've figured it out, and I'll make it clear to him when we meet next time." .I like him. If he has this idea, we will be together. Loki can disappear again, but he must bring the magic diary with him."
Peter was taken aback, feeling that what James said seemed quite simple.
"What if Loki said... he didn't have this idea?" But Peter felt that the possibility of Loki's stubbornness was quite high.
James' expression became a little subtle.
It's like "You are already going to destroy the earth for me, and you still have the nerve to say you don't like me"?
"Then I'll probably argue it out," James replied.
Peter thought for a while, and felt that he had nothing to say, "Then... wish you good luck?"
Before going to bed, James opened the pages of the blank magic diary and looked at it. He thought for a while, but finally he didn't write down what he knew from Dr. Strange's memory what happened.
But maybe Loki would have guessed it.
However, Loki now throws the magic diary in Asgard, and he will not see the contents of the diary.
James habitually wrote "good night" on the page.
After drinking a bottle of magic potion that would allow him to sleep peacefully, James turned his head to look at the magic diary. Sure enough, there was no response written on the page, and James felt a little disappointed.
Lowering his eyes, James wrote another line in the diary——
"Loki, I want to see you."
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