When a Super Villain Meets Little Porter[Comprehensive]

James can already be sure that his friend is in love, although the little spider himself probably doesn't have such a self-awareness, nor does he have a keen sense of smell.Of course, Deadpool must have been immersed in what he called the aroma of apples all over the world, while James, only smelled a sour smell of love.

James, who had zero sense of existence or was stuck in the middle, suddenly felt that maybe it was time for him to find a partner.

"I've temporarily confiscated your mobile phone." After violating Deadpool meaningfully, Peter held Wade's mobile phone in his hands. No matter what, he would never let Wade hear the ringtone again. used.

James didn't say a word, a blow can be exchanged for a kiss, this wave is probably a big profit for Deadpool.

"Baby, you're really like a junior high school girl right now... Oh, no, I mean, you can confiscate anything you want. You own me now, and I'm all yours." Dead The waiter had already included himself as the little spider's property very cheekily, and his tone revealed a sense of excitement, "But, little Peter, you have to promise me one thing."

"What?" Sensing the seriousness in Wade's tone, Peter also asked seriously.

"Please never look at my browsing history." Deadpool said solemnly.

Peter's expression was a bit complicated, and he squeezed the phone subconsciously: "..." I don't want to know what the hell you watched in your browsing history at all!

The little spider felt that his seriousness just now was downright stupid.

Peter turned his head and saw Captain America and Iron Man still standing there and looking at them without moving. This made Peter a little puzzled, and turned to James: "The captain and Mr. Stark were frightened by Wade's face?" ?"

"No, I think they were frightened by you." James found that Peter was really not conscious at all in some respects. After seeing Peter's puzzled eyes, James explained, "Their frightened expressions are like That's right - just under their noses, they suddenly saw the righteous little hero Spider-Man kissing a freak in public."

"Actually, it's not like it is, but it is." Deadpool, who was still hanging upside down in the air, nodded with such certainty and said, acknowledging the title of "freak" very frankly.

Peter's heart became more complicated, especially when he recalled the kiss scene just now, he felt his face was a little hot, and he didn't know if it was because of embarrassment, embarrassment, or just because of that kiss.

"Little Spider, you never told me that the brother next door you're looking for also works as your boyfriend." Iron Man finally came to his senses, frowning under his iron armor, he looked at Deadpool as a whole, " It looks pretty heavy."

"Tony." Captain America said, he didn't want Stark to judge others based on his appearance, not to mention that Wade was definitely coerced and tortured to become what he is now.But Steve really didn't expect that Peter would have such a relationship with this man who claimed to be "Captain Deadpool".

The quick-witted Captain America took a closer look at Captain Deadpool's bright red suit, and thought about Little Peter's Spider-Man suit.

It turned out to be a couple outfit?

It has to be said that Iron Man has a very dislike for this Captain Deadpool who has a bad background, a pitted head, moral corruption, and ugly looks, especially the more ugly he looks.Looking at the kind, righteous and sunny face of little Peter, Iron Man was really puzzled, and witnessed with his own eyes that another good young man in the United States was ruined. Fetal attraction."

James frowned slightly, always feeling that Iron Man was talking about more than just the little spider.

"He's hinting at you." Deadpool secretly reminded James, fearing that he wasn't prompt enough, he added, "You and Loki..."

After seeing James' raised wand, Deadpool immediately covered his mouth with both hands obediently.

"Yes, I was indeed talking about Loki." Deadpool's secret hint was completely heard by everyone, and Iron Man also generously admitted what he meant, his eyes fell on James and asked, " How is your heartwarming friend Loki doing in Asgard's prison? Hope he'll give you a hug when he sees you."

I am afraid that everyone except James himself thought that the pair of pen pals had met for the first time in prison.

Iron Man is indeed a little curious about the situation of James' first meeting on the grounds of visiting the prison. I hope the process is not wonderful.

Even Captain America felt that James might not get any good looks from Loki in prison.

Of course, Little Peter, who had witnessed the return of a canary after visiting the prison, also felt that the process of James' interview with Kei was a bit tortuous.

"I'm sure they hugged." Deadpool whispered again.

"How is this possible!" Peter retorted immediately. He couldn't believe that Loki, an extremely arrogant god, would give a hug to a humble human being he firmly believed in. Even if that person was James, Loki would not He will leave behind his godly baggage.

The person who should have refuted the most was silent at this moment.

Silence also means - admitting.

"God..." The little spider was completely shocked when he saw James who was silent at this time.

"I'm so sorry that none of you, who are so perceptive, have discovered any of them." Deadpool, who had already seen through the "pure" friendship between Loki and Meow, raised his eyebrows and shrugged, "If the aliens If Miaomiao was still there when people entered the door, maybe you would send Miaomiao to influence Loki with love, and this battle in New York would not be able to go on."

Captain America and Iron Man didn't speak for a while, they thought that James was special to Loki, but they didn't expect it to be so special.

It's not like that...

James himself wanted to refute. He and Loki did hug each other in a friendly way, but this was when he took the initiative and Loki completely refused.But James didn't want to say that, and he took the initiative to hug Loki or something... According to Deadpool's thinking, he might say it was his unrequited love.

"This broomstick..." James also decided to change the subject awkwardly, "I feel that sometimes, it's out of my control."

James could clearly feel that when Ajax aimed his machine gun at him, his broomstick immediately flew to a safe place by itself. Could it be that this broomstick is also equipped with an automatic anti-danger running device?Is it so sweet?

"That's because I installed a punishment system in it." Iron Man replied.

"Punishment system?" James didn't know why.

"Yes, when you do something irrational and reckless again, I will confiscate this thing, like this." James' uncontrolled flying broomstick was indeed remotely controlled by Iron Man, which is also true. It's just one of the insurance measures designed by the way.

In the next second, James felt that the broomstick he was holding flew to Iron Man's side uncontrollably.

James: "..." So this gift has its own confiscation system?

"Be thankful, Meow, at least your Iron Man parents didn't let you choose, whether you want a broomstick or Loki." The bored Deadpool said sarcastically, "But I bet, if you let If you choose, you will definitely choose—”

"Can't you talk less?" James couldn't help interrupting Deadpool.

"Okay, let's change the question. If both Iron Man and Loki fell into the water, who would you save?" Of course Deadpool couldn't help but speak.

James: "..." Don't save any of them, let them swim by themselves.If you can't swim, you can fly.If you can't fly, let's die together.

At this time, Deadpool's mouth was suddenly sprayed with a ball of spider silk.

"I'll plug it up for you." The little spider, his good friend, helped James plug Deadpool's mouth with spider silk very understandingly.

"This move is pretty good." James felt that Peter would use this move many times in the future.

At this time, James suddenly saw a sudden halo of light under his feet again. Doctor Strange must have talked to him.

"I'm going to talk to Doctor Strange and help me take care of Groot." James turned his head and found that Groot was still dancing happily in place. He turned his head and said to the puzzled Peter, "and Aunt May and Uncle Ben said, I'll go home and let them not worry."

"Doctor Strange?" Peter suddenly remembered that Doctor Strange was the roommate of Wade's nominal Karma Taj.

Wait, does this person really exist?

Isn't it made up?

"Also, please calm down for me, don't cause trouble again." Finally, James asked the little spider uneasy.

Peter: "..." Wait, what's the matter with this parental exhortation, are you possessed by Mr. Stark?

Little Peter suddenly felt something—similar to the existence of a food chain, and he felt as if he was at the so-called bottom.

Fortunately, there is Wade, who can make him feel that he is not at the bottom.

This time, James was not surprised when he suddenly moved to a European-style retro single room and saw Doctor Strange sitting opposite him.However, he also began to think about why Doctor Strange was looking for him.

Doctor Strange mentioned Loki before...

"You don't want me to influence Loki with love, do you?" James asked with a slight frown.

Doctor Strange froze.

James also realized that he was thinking about it, how could someone have such weird ideas like Deadpool.

My father became the savior by magic spell, and when it was his turn, he started playing the friendship card to save the world.

"Since you have guessed everything, the rest of the conversation will be much easier." Doctor Strange was surprised that James had guessed his intention.

James was silent.

Simple?Indeed, if this is the case, then things do get easier.

"Sorry." James said with a straight face, "I don't know Loki, I think you have found the wrong person."