When a Super Villain Meets Little Porter[Comprehensive]

When Peter finished speaking, before Deadpool delivered his deeply moved speech, Peter lifted Deadpool's mask without hesitation, leaving no chance for Wade to quibble or escape.

When Deadpool finally took off his mask, James and Peter were silent.

Under the mask, it is still not Wade's true face, but another mask—Spiderman's mask.

"What... do you mean?" The little spider took a deep breath, and he looked up at the mask of the same style as Spiderman worn by Wade, not knowing what to say at this time.In particular, he was prepared to take off Wade's mask with a very serious mood before holding his breath, but now he has completely failed.

"Just in case, if one day, I mean, if I do something good, I can give the credit to you." Deadpool, who is always unexpected and has many reasons, replied Peter.

James: "..." Really, to do good deeds, you still need to use words like "in case".

"Thank you, no need." Peter politely but flatly rejected Deadpool's meaningless kindness, and then neatly tore off the mask that finally covered his true face from Wade's face.

When Wade's face came into view, Peter's eyes widened in shock.

The man who was originally handsome and handsome can no longer see his original appearance at this moment, his hair is gone, the skin on his face is hideous and shriveled, not an inch of skin is intact, it is as if he has been eroded and damaged by poison/medicine.His completely destroyed ugly face is simply not comparable to the former Wade Wilson.

"It's ugly." Wade laughed a few times. He looked at his own ugly face reflected in Peter's eyes, and the smile on the corner of his mouth disappeared. His tone sounded relaxed but also depressed. Ugly, like a miniature alien laughing."

Peter's hand holding the mask trembled slightly, "Wade, you, how did you become like this..."

The little spider couldn't imagine what happened to Wade during this period of disappearance, so that he could become what he is now.

"He turned you into this?" Peter suddenly understood something, and he turned his head to look at Ajax who was tightly bound by the spider silk.

"I cured him." Ajax smiled with his lips hooked. He raised his head slightly with a provocative expression, "I also created a monster."

"Spider is a hero, I'm a monster, and I can't make Peter's life ugly because of me."

It was only at this time that Peter really understood what James had told him about Wade.

"Wade is not a monster." Peter glared at Ajax angrily. Even though Wade would never tell the truth by himself, he could already guess that this person must have done extremely cruel human experiments on Wade to let him Wade became what he is now.The angry little spider directly punched Ajax's face mercilessly, and said in a deep voice, "You are the real monster."

"Wow, it's a beautiful beating." Deadpool stood aside very leisurely, and applauded enthusiastically for Peter who vented his anger.Deadpool walked up to Ajax, reached out and patted the man's head, and then put a gun on Ajax's forehead, "You have only one way now, and that is to give my face to you." I'll fix it."

"Do you really think your face can be healed?" Ajax was not afraid of the gun, and glanced at Deadpool with a mocking smile.

"Okay, I've already expected this ending." Deadpool took a deep breath, "Because I want to protect the physical and mental health of a new hero and a rookie wizard, I won't kill you now Don't be too happy, this is still in my schedule today, written in red pen, bold and large, I can't forget it. "

Deadpool stared at Ajax's face, still unable to put down the gun in his hand, he turned to look at James and Peter, "Why don't you two avoid it first? I really fucking want to shoot him head."

"Wade, come here." Peter frowned. He could understand Wade's mood, but he didn't want to see Wade kill someone.What's more, both Captain America and Iron Man are here, and he feels that these two superheroes must be able to handle such things properly.

After hearing what the little spider said, Deadpool put down the gun in his hand and walked towards Peter.

"Now, do you have any little secrets that you are hiding from me?" Peter stared into Wade's eyes with a serious face.

"For example, how much deposit is left, what is the password of the bank/bank card?" Wade asked.

"I know one more." James, who had lost his sense of existence for a long time, finally couldn't help raising his hand.

Both Deadpool and Little Spider turned their heads: "What?"

"You guys talk first, I'll talk about this secret later, it hurts feelings." James raised his eyebrows and said lightly.

"What is hurting feelings? Is it hurting the relationship between you and us, or will it directly cause the relationship between me and little Peter to break?" Deadpool didn't want to understand what little secret James was talking about for a while, and the man seemed to suddenly Suddenly realized something, turned to look at Peter, "I want to clarify that there is absolutely no ulterior affair between me and Miaomiao, except that I have seen his cat balls, there is no other friendship."

Peter carefully glanced at James: "..." Well, Wade, stop talking, James is going to blow up.

"Not only that, but Miaomiao and his master Loki... Oh, you don't know, the last time Miaomiao was drunk and scolded Loki for an entire hour, and the words were not serious." Before James could tell Deadpool's secret, Deadpool had already exposed a little secret of James, "Loki came to destroy the earth to vent his anger because he was angry with him."

At this time, the little spider's expression was also a little complicated, because he also heard Thor said that James released Loki's pigeon and made Loki wait for James on the earth for three days and three nights.This kind of breach of contract will definitely make Loki angry, and then there may be two or three incidents of anger that will cause me to destroy the earth and conquer mankind.

"How is this possible!" James retorted in surprise. After a long time, is it possible that Loki should take the blame for him?

Let Loki carry the huge pot of friendship.

"But no matter what, for Loki, Miaomiao's status must be higher than that of the entire human race on Earth, I mean the whole. Since Loki is a noble god and single, it is not difficult to get Loki's respect for Miaomiao. Unreasonable conclusions, of course, it seems that Miaomiao himself is willing to accept it... Well, this question is too heavy, let's change the topic." Deadpool realized that the atmosphere around him was getting heavier, Of course, he didn't hold on to this dangerous topic anymore, or he himself wanted to change the topic of that little secret, "Meow, you haven't answered me yet, don't you think you got stuck on a broomstick?" Will it hurt?"'

"Fuchsia!" Unbearable James raised his wand and shouted the spell.

Deadpool was hung upside down in an instant, and an invisible force grabbed his ankle in the air, making him unable to get up and down.But even so, Deadpool was already very grateful, "Oh, I thought, you would use that spell to shut me up again."

Peter didn't say a word, and he didn't care about Loki's problem. He also felt that the relationship between Loki and James was so good that he couldn't imagine it.Just now, Wade asked this question very inappropriately... But in fact, the little spider also has the same confusion about this broomstick, especially since he is also one of the important testers who tested this invention.

It has to be said that he and Mr. Stark have also explored the problem of crotch jam.

"Do you want to ask something too?" James noticed Peter's eager eyes, and he looked at the little spider with a Loki-like smirk.

"...No." Peter shook his head resolutely as James pointed his wand at him.

"Now I finally understand why you said you were not an apple, but an avocado." Seeing Deadpool being hung upside down in the air, Peter also smiled. He looked at Wade's face, feeling it or shifting it Said on topic.

"It's not too late to understand now." Deadpool said, "Little spider, do you know? Love is a very wonderful thing. When you get love, the whole world smells like apples."

Peter: "..." Do you fucking love apples so much?

"But most importantly, you have to see who gave that love." Deadpool continued, "If that person is a scumbag like Wade Wilson, the whole world smells like stink The avocados are the same."

"Wade, you have always liked to hang around in front of me." Peter knew that Wade still felt inferior to his current face, and this face was the most important reason why Wade avoided himself, "You are just a face now, a little It's just different."

"Little Spider, I think you didn't wear glasses to go out today." Deadpool didn't think it was any different at all, it was a completely destructive and irreversible alien-like plastic surgery, "My face is like It's like being bitten by a radiation mutant dog."

"What are you worried about? Of course I can accept your face." Peter will try his best to help Wade restore his appearance, but if Wade's face really cannot be restored, he will not be separated by it at all. "And, after a few more glances, I'll get used to it."

After saying this, Peter took a few steps closer to Deadpool who was hanging upside down in the air, as if to verify his own words.

The boy's face was serious, and he fixed his clean and pure eyes on Wade's face, completely reflected in his eyes.

Deadpool looked at such a little spider.

Damn, I really fucking want to kiss him!

Deadpool thought so, and he did the same. He put his hand on the back of Peter's head rationally, and then exerted force to bring Peter's head closer to him.Before Peter could react, Wade had already kissed him.

James, who witnessed the kissing scene again, looked indifferent: "..." Here it comes again.

Captain America and Iron Man who arrived on the high platform looked horrified: "..." What the hell did we see?

Peter pushed Wade away in a panic, took a few steps back, and stared blankly at Deadpool.

Especially when he found that both Captain America and Iron Man were there, Little Spider's face was completely red, and his heart was broken.

"Baby, it's your fault. I said it last time, you shouldn't be so close to me." Deadpool complained first with an innocent face.

Peter didn't even know what to say, so he could only stare at Wade fiercely.

"Hey! Hello! I'm Captain Deadpool!" At this time, Deadpool finally remembered to introduce himself to the superhero and waved his hand.

"I was wrong." After the introduction, Deadpool turned his head to look at Peter, and immediately admitted his mistake obediently, "As an apology, I will be a very conscientious sandbag, and now you can start beating me casually."

Indeed, Deadpool's current state of hanging the fuchsia is indeed in line with a competent sandbag, and this face is quite unbearable.

But Peter looked at Wade's face and thought of the pain and torture he might have suffered before, so he couldn't beat him.

"I have another good proposal." Deadpool seemed to see that the little spider was not willing to beat him, and continued with a smile, "After finishing this vote, I will quit. I will be Spider-Man's exclusive trump card in the future." Bodyguard, 3A level, whatever the little spider tells me to do."

Peter was silent for a while, and finally said, "Free?"

"Free for life." Deadpool said affirmatively.

Wade felt that it was like a dream now, even the dream was not as perfect as it is now, Little Peter actually recognized his status as the ace bodyguard, this was exactly the moment he was looking forward to.At this time, it is necessary to have romantic background music to cut in——

"Fuckyou~FuckyouFuckyouFuckyou~F-uh-uh-ckyou~"

Suddenly, very inappropriately timed music begins.

Both Little Spider and Deadpool realized that the music was coming from Deadpool, and it was undoubtedly Wade's cell phone ringtone.

And the sound of the bell was Peter's voice.

Little Spider and Deadpool suddenly realized something, and when they turned their heads, they saw James dialing Deadpool's phone number.

This is Deadpool's little secret. He turned little Peter's swear words into a song and set it as the ringtone of his mobile phone.

Maybe Deadpool still plays this Spider-Man version of the "FuckYou" song on loop every day.

"It really hurts feelings."

The little spider said so, and this time he punched Deadpool mercilessly.