When a Super Villain Meets Little Porter[Comprehensive]

"Peter, what's your definition of a bad guy?"

When Peter heard James' question, he couldn't help looking at James helplessly.

At this time, you don't have to come here to dismantle me.

"I mean, you know, a guy who can scare people into stuffing a football up their ass and sealing it with chipotle peppers doesn't sound like a good guy." James put on a face He looked at the little spider with a serious look and reasoned.

"Okay, okay." Peter compromised, "For Wade, the conditions for this bad guy are a little bit harsher. I mean the kind with bad intentions, like Rocky. Wade he In fact, his nature is not bad, he just...has a hole in his head."

James looked at the little spider silently: "..." Did you also come to save people with curves?

"Then do you have to think about it from another angle? For Loki, people are just ants. If one day, Wade suddenly tells you that he wants to conquer the tribe of ants, you will think that he Is it bad?" James asked looking at Peter.

"Are you trying to defend Loki?" Peter looked at James in shock, and the little spider suddenly thought of the stubborn pen pal friendship between James and Loki. Suspected of being bad, "James, if you think about it carefully, would a normal person want to be the king of ants? Is there any noble spirit or lofty meaning in this?"

Moreover, since you are also of the ant family, don't help the foreign gods speak.

Ah, no, the little spider suddenly thought that James had a secret identity as a cat belonging to Loki's family, and he could be regarded as a pet in the name of God.

"So in fact, Loki is also a typical case of a brain hole." James nodded and said plausibly.

Peter: "..." You, who have been pen pals with Loki for many years, may not be much smarter.

James: "..." You who can form such a deep friendship with Deadpool also have each other.

"Peter, I'm afraid I'll be staying at your house for a while." James decided to give up on this topic without any conclusions. Regarding the current accommodation problem, he can only ask his good friend for help. peter.

"Of course no problem." Peter said happily, he had hoped that James could live with him, and he still remembered that he wanted to form a very good combination of heroes with James.What's more, the Parker family already regards James as an important family member.

"If you move out, Aunt Mei will definitely miss you the most. You have a higher status in Aunt Mei's heart than me now." The little spider raised both hands and made a high-low gesture, obviously he and Ben Uncle is currently in the lower ranks.

James smiled, and then he opened his suitcase, "Peter, I've brought you a present."

"Wow, is it a gift from the wizarding world?" Peter suddenly became excited, he thought he would see a lot of incredible things.

"It's just a very common commodity." Most of the small gifts that James brought were bought from his family's Weasley's Magical Joke Store, no, it should be said that they were brought for nothing, after all, his godfather Ron Uncle will definitely not take his money.But at this time, Uncle Ron would always mention his two elder brothers, Fred and George, who always took money from him.

"These are all candies?" Peter watched curiously as James took out a bag of candies.

"Yes, these are quick-acting skipping candies." James believes that Peter will be amazed by this invention of the Weasley family, "This is nosebleed nougat, this is fever candy, this is coma cotton candy, this is Thumping candies...I want to hear the names of these candies, so you know how to use these inventions."

"My God, you... this invention is so practical!" Peter took the candy from James's hand with wide-eyed surprise, which is really a good way to skip class, "Who the hell invented this?" Special effect skipping class candy, believe me, if this product is released, it will definitely sell out of stock! This is definitely an invention that students want!"

"It was invented by my two uncles." James said with a smile, "Even if it is a hot commodity in our place, the production has been restricted by the Ministry of Magic. After all, those who buy these commodities want to skip class. s student."

"Peter, I'm not encouraging you to skip class...I just think these products are very interesting." James suddenly panicked whether Peter would use these special drugs to start escaping classes lawlessly to increase his helpful little spiders time.

"Of course, I understand, it's really amazing." Peter nodded quickly, seeing the way the little spider's eyes lit up, James knew that these special-effect skipping candies would definitely be used by Peter in the near future.

"Groot." At this time, Groot also raised his head, his black eyes staring eagerly at the bag of candy in Peter's hand.

"You can't eat these." James knew that Groot wanted to eat, so he took a licorice magic wand and handed it to the little tree man, "You eat this."

"Groot!" The little tree man happily took the wand-shaped candy in James's hand, and ate it with two twigs holding the candy handle.

"He really eats everything, and he's not picky at all." Peter also realized that this little tree man is really omnivorous. At this time, Peter suddenly thought of a question, "By the way, James, how could you Came back this time and turned into a canary again? Loki turned you into a canary again?"

James was a little embarrassed, the answer could be either yes or no.

"I tricked Loki into drinking a potion that would grow cat ears and a cat's tail, so..." James said frankly to Peter.

The little spider showed James with a look of shock, "It's a miracle that you can come back alive".

"Peter, it was Loki who turned me into a cat first, didn't he? I just let him grow ears and a tail. Compared with the two, I'm obviously at a disadvantage." James explained with reason own behavior.

"Disadvantaged?" Peter took a deep breath in surprise, "That's Loki! That's a god who tried in vain to make everyone kneel up and look up to him, believing that he is the king! You hurt his dignity so much, yet Loki can still Let you fly back. Believe me, James, if anyone else dares to hurt Loki's noble dignity like this, there will be no return."

Now the little spider began to believe that James was really special to Loki.

"Even Thor would not dare to do this lightly, you are so bold." Peter was still incredulous at James' boldness, "Although I still want to say, well done, you are really brave." I should have taken a photo and saved it.”

"You're right." James nodded thoughtfully, looking at Peter's thumbs up to him.

"No, no, no! I just said that casually, don't take it to heart, let alone put it into action." Seeing that James seemed to be really thinking about a new photo plan, Peter quickly shook his head and said in a panic, " You must not do this! I am afraid that the pen pal friendship between you and Rocky will collapse like this, and I think that because of this photo, Rocky will probably try his best to escape from prison and run to the earth again, this time I'm afraid it will destroy mankind."

It is estimated that the headline in Asgard is - "On the bloody case of human genocide caused by a photo of Loki's cat ears".

"Of course I wouldn't do it so rashly." James nodded understandingly, reassuring Peter.

"..." But the little spider remained silent, not rashly, are you still going to plan carefully?

After that, James introduced to Peter other things he brought from the wizarding world, and gave them to the little spider as gifts. Of course, Peter was very happy and curious to accept these magical gifts.On the second day, Peter went to school alone, because Aunt May was pleasantly surprised to see James turned into a human, and she wanted to talk to James very enthusiastically.

At noon, the doorbell of Parker's house rang.

Uncle Ben was away at work, and Aunt May was on her shift, and she was in the kitchen preparing lunch for James.

"We didn't order pizza." After Aunt Mei opened the door, she was surprised to see that it was a man from a pizzeria delivering pizza.

The man who delivered the pizza checked the address again, and it was indeed the address of Parker's house.

"Wait a minute, maybe Peter bought the pizza." Aunt May suddenly thought of James who stayed at home, and turned to James, "James, did Peter tell you that he would order pizza for you? I think , this pizza should be ordered by Peter for you."

"Pizza? I don't know. Peter didn't tell me." James also walked towards the door in doubt. He looked at the pizza in the delivery man's hand and shook his head.But I also thought in my heart that maybe Peter specially bought a pizza for him to eat.

When Aunt May and James were about to order pizza, they unexpectedly saw the takeaway man with the pizza walk in and close the door.

James frowned, and subconsciously grabbed Aunt May's wrist, blocking her behind him.

"James, what's the matter?" Aunt May looked at James suspiciously, and the next second, she was shocked to see that the man in the overalls of the pizza shop in front of her raised a gun in his hand, and his muzzle was pointing directly at James. James' brow.

Aunt Mei's pupils tightened, and she immediately stood in front of James, blocking the boy behind her, "What are you going to do! Do you want money? I can give you money, please don't hurt us , I'll get you the money."

"You are May Parker." The man said coldly.

"Yes, I am." Aunt May still held James' hand tightly, protecting the boy behind her.

But both May and James understood that when this person uttered May's full name, it might not be as simple as wanting to rob.

"Who are you?" The man looked coldly at the boy behind Aunt Mei.

"James, Peter's friend." James explained in a low voice.

"Follow me." The man aimed his gun at Aunt May's head, and the woman and boy who had no ability to resist in front of him were no threat to him.Gun in hand, the man moved dangerously closer to May and James.

"Okay, I'll go with you." Aunt Mei didn't know what happened, her voice was trembling with fear.The woman also took a few steps back involuntarily because of fear, but still kept James behind her, "I won't resist or call for help, but can you keep James here? He's just a child."

Although Aunt Mei made such a request, she also knew that the villains with unknown motives in front of her would definitely not agree.

Aunt May's hand was lightly writing the word cat in James' palm, and she hoped that James could quickly turn into a cat and escape from here safely.

When the man was about to speak, he suddenly caught a glimpse of a shadow out of the corner of his eye, and the man's gun was aimed at it without hesitation.Then, the man saw with his eyes that there was something strange like a miniature sapling pulling his trouser legs under his feet, and the little tree man had a pair of dark eyes looking up at him curiously. he.

"Groot!" The little tree man's hands instantly extended the vine branch and fixed the man's wrist holding the gun.

"What the hell is this!" The man's eyes widened and he instinctively raised his arms to shake Groot away.

Groot immediately felt as if he had no weight, and was thrown in mid-air with his mouth wide open.

James also took advantage of the man's attention being attracted by Groot, quietly retreated to the table, and picked up the wand on the table.

"Groot!" Aunt May yelled in surprise, and she saw that the man had already grabbed Groot with one hand, and aimed his gun at the little tree man forcefully.

"Damned!" James shouted at the man while raising his wand, and the tip of the wand shot at the man with a flaming red light.

The unsuspecting man who was hit by the stun spell suddenly passed out, and Groot immediately screamed angrily and threw himself on the man's face, whipping the unconscious man's face with a slender vine branch.

"James?" Before Aunt May could react, she turned her head to look at James stiffly.

"He's temporarily unconscious, but we have to get out of here quickly, there must be his accomplices and cars waiting outside the door to meet him." James frowned, and at this time James was really glad that he stayed in She left home and did not go to school with Peter, otherwise Aunt May who stayed at home alone would be in danger.

"Do you want to call the police? No, it's too late to wait for the police. But James, how should we get out?" Aunt Mei was already covered in cold sweat, and she suddenly thought of the purpose of these people, and Aunt Mei felt even more frightened, "James , I think their target is Peter. Peter is alone in school now, he is very dangerous, and his situation must be very dangerous..."

"I know." James nodded, but he believed that with Peter's ability, he should be able to escape smoothly. The most urgent thing is to find a way to get Aunt May out before the accomplices outside become suspicious and enter the door.Now James really regrets that he didn't wear his invisibility cloak, wait, I still have... the Disillusionment Charm.

James hurriedly pulled Aunt May into Peter's bedroom, and then opened the window.

"Do you want to go out through the window?" Aunt Mei asked nervously.

"No, they'll think we're going over the wall." James nodded, and cast a levitating spell on May, Groot and himself.

Aunt May and Groot both stared, surprised to see that they were floating to the ceiling.

"Don't make a sound. I will cast a disillusionment spell on us. We will become invisible for a while, and they won't see us." James once again thanked himself for his hard work over the years. At this moment, Tom can finally apply what he has learned.

When James cast the Disillusionment Charm, he felt a cold sensation flow into his body.Under the illusion spell, their bodies will get a protective color that blends with the surrounding environment, similar to being invisible.James held Aunt May and Groot tightly, especially Groot, who is now in a phantom state. He was afraid that the little tree would find it funny and get lost by himself, so he would really be lost.

"Groot, don't move or make a sound. I'll eat turkey for you tonight." James, who was afraid that Groot might have problems, added worriedly.

Groot immediately closed his eyes, pretending to be a motionless branch.

The door was opened soon, and they could clearly hear the sound of someone entering.The man's accomplice must have seen the unconscious man when he entered the door, and immediately started searching the house vigilantly.Both May and James watched almost with bated breath as they entered Peter's bedroom, and after searching the empty house they saw the open window through which they naturally assumed they had both escaped.

James carefully recorded the faces of the two people, and heard the two contact the Lord through high-tech communication equipment to report the situation here.

At this moment, James heard a very important clue - Ajax, the man who was hunted down by Deadpool all over the world.

So, it's obvious that Wade caused this. It's obvious that Ajax came to find Wade's brother next door as a hostage.

After a while after everyone left, James, who was finally relieved of the danger temporarily, unlocked all the spells.

"Aunt May, you call Peter, and I'll call for help." James said to Aunt May who was still in a state of panic and tension.

"Yes, yes, I'm looking for Peter, you should call the police immediately." Aunt Mei nodded immediately, picked up her mobile phone and called Peter.

James also took out his cell phone.

By the way, this is a phone that only has superhero phone numbers stored in its address book.