When a Super Villain Meets Little Porter[Comprehensive]

"Okay, if you have any time travel spell now, you can start to say it."

Deadpool glanced at the little white cat on the bed with its eyes wide open and said.

"Because I already feel some regret."

Jaime False Cat True Wizard: "Meow!" It's too late!

Peter didn't care about the nonsense in Wade's mouth at all, because his mind was also very nonsense now.

Wade just kissed him?What does it mean that I can't help but want to kiss him?What the hell is happening now!

James looked at Little Peter's expression of "Who am I? Where am I?", and it was actually very understandable for Peter's mood now, because he was also very confused at this time who accompanied him all the way to watch the game.Whether it was Little Spider tonight or Deadpool, they all took offensives that caught people off guard.The divine speed of this development is just like riding on a fire crossbow/arrow.

"Oh, little Peter, it's just a custom in Nepal just now. There, like Mexicans, people like to use kisses to express friendship and enthusiasm." Deadpool hurriedly explained to the dumbfounded little spider, "I just suddenly wanted to use this kiss ceremony to express the great joy of reuniting me after not seeing you for so many months."

Peter opened his mouth slightly, but no words came out.

"Sounds fake, doesn't it? Well, I think so too." Deadpool clapped his hands in a panic, asked himself and answered, "Actually, I had a problem with my brain just now, and suddenly short-circuited. You know my brain There are cancer cells in it, although it has been cured, but there are still many pitfalls in my mind, and I often do things that ordinary people cannot understand."

"Wade..." Peter finally calmed down, looked at Wade and said, "Having a hole in your head doesn't explain why you—"

"Kiss you?" Deadpool picked up Peter's words. He felt that he had already kissed him, and he shouldn't be rogue again. The question of kissing you is as simple as why an apple fell on Newton's head."

Both James and Peter were silent: "..." What does this have to do with Apple and Newton?

"Gravity!" Deadpool replied logically. "I guess so, I don't know, because I fucking hate learning. No, that's not what I want to say. That apple, it hit Newton because of gravity He's attracted to Newton's clever head anyway. It's a theorem, and no one can change it."

"You're the smart head and I'm the damn apple."

James: "Meow..." This metaphor can be said to be very vivid.

Wade sighed deeply and looked at Peter.

"I just couldn't help myself."

Peter stared fixedly at Wade in front of him, his heart throbbed for some reason.

"I'm trying to control myself and be a well-behaved apple. You know, just keep a certain distance, grow quietly on the tree and watch you, and don't be affected by gravity." Deadpool pointed his finger The ceiling, "However, I couldn't help but smashed it down just now, and it might have mutated into an avocado on the way."

Peter did not expect that Wade would say such words in front of him at all, and he finally understood that Wade had such feelings for him until now.The talkative little spider was also silent at this time, he didn't know how to respond to Wade's words.

James: "Meow..." Wade, you've done a good job.

He really felt that tonight's Deadpool had performed surprisingly well in front of little Peter, he had managed to control even the unrestricted dirty jokes, and he hadn't done anything too outrageous and unrestricted.

I have to say that this is the most serious time James has seen Wade.

"Little Peter, I hope you're okay now. I'm a little scared. Do you think it's better for me to be dead?" Deadpool retreated step by step to the window and felt that he shouldn't talk anymore. It's really confusing, "We can pretend that the time just now was blank. For example, ding, fast forward 1 minute, and nothing happened."

"I'm a little worried that the magic time of Cinderella on me is about to pass, and I'm also a little worried that the kiss of true love will break the magic spell on me." Deadpool continued to say something that the little spider couldn't understand, "In short, I have to gone."

"Little Spider, I hope you have a good dream tonight." Deadpool quickly jumped out of the window, "Good night, baby."

"Wade!" Peter didn't expect Wade to run away like this, so he hurried to the window to look.

The little spider only saw Deadpool running away with a twirling and jumping back, judging from this enchanting running posture, he was very happy.

"He doesn't look like he regrets it at all." Peter said, not only did he not regret it, but he seemed to be elated.

James: "Meow~" Of course, it is estimated that after Deadpool returns, he can go crazy excitedly at home all night.

Can you be unhappy?Not only did he get the little spider's kiss, but he also successfully changed the subject to conceal his biggest secret.

This wave of perfect operations may make Deadpool feel complacent for many days.

"Oreo, do I look angry?" Peter turned to look at the little white cat on the bed.

James flicked his tail and gave a "meow", not looking angry.

"Damn it! I didn't feel very angry!" Peter reached out and scratched his hair, although he was not angry, but the little spider was in a mess right now, "But I never thought, Wade, he would like me? How could he like me!"

James lazily opened his mouth and yawned. How could he know what happened to Peter and Wade before? He has only been here for a few days.

But anyway, what is certain is that for Peter, Wade's status is much higher than Betty, the most popular girl in Peter's class.Little Spider refused the invitation to Betty's birthday party at first because he didn't want to take time off from his idol, Iron Man.But for Wade, Little Peter asked for leave without even thinking about it.James believed that if Wade gave Peter an address, Peter would even be willing to give up this internship opportunity that was so important to him and travel all the way to find Wade.

If he chooses from his boyfriend Deadpool and his girlfriend Betty, James feels that Peter has more true love for Wade.

Now, of course, James is just a meowing cat.

As long as he can help Peter meet Wade, the next thing depends on what Peter thinks.

Although Deadpool wished the little spider a good dream, Peter couldn't sleep at all.

After hearing Wade's confession, how could he still lie peacefully on the bed and sleep peacefully.

"Oreo, I have to go out to get some air." Little Spider, who couldn't fall asleep after tossing and turning, finally decided to get up from the bed, and then looked seriously at James who opened his cat eyes, "Will you go with me?" ?”

James: "...meow?" Can I say no?

Very well, the little spider didn't feel James' refusal.

In the middle of the night, little Peter hugged a cat and flew at low altitude and high speed in the middle of the night in New York. James, who was still drunk, became even more dizzy.Poor James was short-sighted in the first place, and now he still has the sequelae of night blindness. He was tossed and turned upside down in the dark, and he had to listen to the continuous chatter of the little spider in the howling night wind.

James is now a little worried about the gentle blind old woman Ai Er who was borrowed by Deadpool. She will definitely be annoyed to death by Deadpool tonight.

After returning home, James, who was covered in messy fur, had completely turned into a useless cat.

"I feel much more comfortable now." Little Peter's tone was also relaxed.

James Bad Cat: "Meow..." As long as you are happy.

"GiveMeHighFive!" The little spider is about to high-five his kitten again.

James looked up, he couldn't even see where Peter's hand was because of his night vision impairment.Of course, James didn't intend to pay attention to Peter at this time, he flicked his tail, found a comfortable position on the soft bed, and was going to sleep.

It's really strange, how come the spirit of the little spider is better than that of a night owl?

Still self-reliant, the little spider held the kitten's right paw and clapped it, then he touched the flesh pad on the kitten's paw and said softly, "Oreo, I miss you more and more. I wish you were My little cat, but your master Loki will definitely take you away. I think your master is a bit strange, I don’t know when he will pick you up? And how will he find me. "

When he heard the name "Loki", James was startled from sleepiness.

"I think your owner is quite rich. He won't just buy the front page of the newspaper at that time. Let me return the cat to him." Peter said suspiciously, because he did not leave his contact information to Master of Oreos.But from the tone of the letter, I felt that the man named Rocky was very sure that he knew how to get back his lost kitten.

Compared to the front page of the newspaper that reads "Call to Spider-Man: You Should Return My Cat", James is more afraid that when Loki is conquering humans, he will come to the little spider and grab him by the neck to kill him. he takes away.

Peter still doesn't feel the stress of his kitty, he's just growing fonder of his Oreos.Although he knew that he was only raising this cute kitten for Oreo's owner for a period of time, Peter still felt very reluctant.

"After you are picked up by your master, I will definitely come to see you often." Peter reached out and stroked the little white cat's head gently.

James: "..." It is estimated that the reality is much more complicated than you imagined.

"Oreo, will you miss me then?" Peter worried that the kitten would forget him once he returned to his owner.

James: "Meow..." Of course, because you are my important friend.

Although Peter couldn't understand the kitten's meow, he always felt that Oreo was responding to him, which eased his reluctance, "I really hope your master will come to pick you up later."

And James felt that it was time to find Loki.

It was Saturday at dawn, and Peter didn't have to go to school that day, but the whole day was filled by the so-called Stark Enterprises internship program.So logically speaking, James would not have to see little Peter for most of the day.

At the beginning, James was afraid of casting the Transformation Curse on himself, but after yesterday's practice, James felt that he had overcome such fear, and he could try again, and then find a way to find Loki.Although, James felt that he couldn't find it, so if he couldn't find it, he would look for Captain America.

But James failed.

After yesterday's practice of the Transfiguration spell, drunkenness, and flying high in the middle of the night... James felt as if his body had been hollowed out.

It's so tiring.

James felt really tired, and as a house cat, he was obviously doing too well.

James sneezed.

Does he feel like he has a cold?But, do cats catch colds?James wasn't sure either.

In his current state, James guessed that he couldn't even cast a Hogwarts first-year levitating spell.

Another thing that James didn't expect was that Aunt May didn't have to go to work on Saturday, which meant that Aunt May had one day to rub cats.So James, who was held by Aunt May on her lap and gently rubbed his fur, fell into a drowsy sleep.

Ah, as a cat, being rubbed is actually really comfortable.

When James woke up again, it was already time for dinner.

Even though he was full of sleep, James still felt that he couldn't cheer up at all, as if he was really sick.

Peter came back very late tonight, it should be said that he didn't get home until early in the morning, but he looked very energetic.

"Oreo, you will never guess what happened today!" Peter said excitedly to James.

James meowed listlessly: What's the matter, has Loki finally come to conquer humans?

"We caught a god today! I don't know if he is a god. Anyway, he is not from the earth, he is from... Asgard? It seems to be this place." Try to seize the opportunity to participate The little spider who had completed the superhero's task was so excited now, "It's such a coincidence that I happened to join Iron Man's battle plan. You don't know! I also saw Captain America! My God! Captain America is still alive The way he swung his shield is so cool! And Iron Man, awesome, his armored palm railgun aimed at the god who caused the crowd to panic, and the god immediately raised his hand and surrendered!"

James stood up, his eyes widened in disbelief, the amount of information was really too much.

It was just a nap, and the whole world changed in a trance.

"That god's name is Loki? What a coincidence, it shares the same name as your master." The little spider suddenly remembered.

James exclaimed, "Meow!" That's no coincidence!

wait!You speak slowly!Make it clear!

Has Loki finally come to conquer humans tonight?But got caught by Iron Man and Captain America?

that's all?It's over before it starts!

Rocky!You never mentioned to me that you are the weakest god in Asgard!