When a Super Villain Meets Little Porter[Comprehensive]

The direct result of Peter getting an internship opportunity from Stark Enterprises was that James left a cat at home.

To be precise, it was Peter who took James to school together in the morning, and sent James home apologetically during lunch break.

Before leaving, the little spider said goodbye to his kitten several times with great reluctance.

So, this also led to another result.

"Long time no see, kitty~"

James was no longer surprised when he saw Deadpool coming in through the window.

Peter never locked the window to make it easier for him to jump in, but he didn't expect that it would make it easier for Deadpool.

James didn't feel that it had been a long time since he and Deadpool had met yesterday morning.

But at this time, the little white cat suddenly discovered something, its eyes widened, and it looked at Deadpool's hand in disbelief.

James could clearly see that Deadpool's left wrist was wrapped in blood-stained cloth strips, as if his hand had been severed.

"I'm injured." Deadpool said while sitting at the window, his tone still as relaxed as ever, "If you want to heal your wounds, home is the best choice. So, here I am. I know, this is not my home, but... …Well, do you understand? You sit here, take a deep breath, and you feel home.”

Saying that, Deadpool straightened his back and took a deep breath.

"Well, there's only a cat smell here now." After speaking, Deadpool coughed twice, and his tone sounded disgusted.

oh!Merlin!That's not the point at all!

James didn't even bother to pay attention to Deadpool's words. He jumped onto the table and looked closely at Deadpool's left arm. There was a strong smell of blood.He looked at the cloth roughly wrapped around his arm, obviously not only his left hand, but even a small part of his wrist was gone.

What the hell happened!Did someone cut off Wade's hand?

"It's a pity that I can't stay here for too long. It would be bad if the little spider smelled blood." Deadpool looked at the kitten approaching, but immediately moved his arm away and put it outside the window for ventilation, "But I want to He won't come back so early, he went to Stark Enterprises for an internship after all. Wow, Peter finally got the opportunity to work with his idol Iron Man every day, I am so happy for him, I am not at all No jealousy, not at all."

Come on!You are just jealous!

If you are jealous, come back and meet him in front of him!Stop teasing the cat!

"Meow!" James didn't know how Deadpool could still talk so much. Could it be that this man didn't feel any pain at all!

"Wait! Are you caring about me?" Deadpool suddenly realized that this was the first time this kitten came to his side so actively, and couldn't help feeling a little flattered, "Oh, this is a cat. good chance."

James raised his head inexplicably, what should he do?

Deadpool reached out and threw the magic branch that Loki gave James on the table to the ground, then pointed to the branch and said to the kitten, "Go, baby, bring back the branch, and I'll give it to you when you find it. "

James: "..."Damn it!This is the good chance you said?

"Well, I forgot, you are a cute little stupid cat, not a dog." Deadpool looked at the indifferent little white cat and shrugged, and then suddenly thought of something, "If that's the case, little Guy, let me do a magic trick for you."

James Stupid Cat: "Meow!" What time is it!You should go to the hospital!Instead of playing with a cat here!

"Don't take your eyes off me, I'll count to three seconds, one, two, three, four, five..." Deadpool couldn't understand James' mood at all, instead he stared at the kitten very seriously and started his performance.

James: "...meow." The deadbolt sealed his throat.

However, James' Locking Tongue Curse still had no effect.

"Five, four, three...boom!" Deadpool dubbed himself, and then tore off the blood strip on his left arm.

Then James involuntarily stared at the cat's pupils, and was shocked to see the very young hand growing out of Deadpool's left arm. This hand was not even fully developed, and it felt smaller than the hand of a newborn child.

"Hey, cutie, say hello to my newly grown little hand." Deadpool also waved his little hand to James, "I think if we wrestle our arms now, we'll probably be evenly matched, you want Do you want to try it?"

James had completely blocked Deadpool's words, and stretched out his cat's paw to touch Deadpool's little hand tentatively.

It was a very small and soft real hand, and James could still see the five fingers of this small hand clenched some of his furry paws.

"This is really the handshake of the century between humans and the Meow Clan." Deadpool commented, "But I think after a while, my hand will grow bigger than your cat's paw. I should hurry up and use this Shooting one shot with one hand will definitely make my dick look extra big, even though he is. Hey little guy, do you want to take a look?"

Immediately, James jumped away in fright, and ran away again.

He had never seen such an outspoken person like Wade!James really wished there was some cleansing spell that could cleanse Deadpool's mouth!

Although he didn't know why Wade's severed hand could grow back, since Wade's hand didn't seem to have any major problems, James felt relieved.But James can also be sure that, as Peter said, Wade must be involved in some danger now.

"Okay, I think I'm leaving." Deadpool decided to leave, he turned to the window, then turned back, "What did you say? You told me not to go? You said Little Peter wasn't here, and you The cat is very lonely, you want me to stay and play with you?"

James: "..." Are you doing a sitcom?

"Okay, now that you've said that, I'll stay for a while." Deadpool sat down again talking to himself, "You said little Peter was looking for me and he missed me? Oh, I am too. Miss him, but I can't see him yet."

"Why? I know you are confused. Of course, the little spider must also be confused." Deadpool reached out his immature and young left hand to hold a pen on the desk, trying to turn the pen around, but of course there was no way. , his hand is really too small, "Oh, why should I play with a pen at such a precious moment?"

James: "..." If you want to play other games, please go out and find a place where there are no people or cats to play secretly.

"Do you want to know why I don't see the little spider?" Deadpool turned his head at this time, stared at the kitten standing not far away and asked, "If you want to know, go and pick up that branch, and I'll tell you .”

James hesitated.

He wondered if he really wanted to get the branch back, because he really wanted to know why.

"Okay, I'll tell you because I've met your balls." Before James could figure out the answer, Deadpool was talking to himself again.

James: "...Meow!" Lock the tongue and seal the throat!

I don't want to know at all now!

"The reason is..." Deadpool stretched out his right hand and pulled off his hood.

This time there was no countdown, and James, who hadn't made any mental preparations, was really frightened when he saw Wade taking off his hood in front of him.

Just because the man's face can really be described as ferocious, not a single inch of skin on his face is intact, it looks like it's rotten.James had no idea what kind of thing Wade had to encounter to ruin his face like this.

"It's really disgusting, right?" Deadpool grabbed the hood and nodded, "I think so too."

"Little cat, you are scared, aren't you? My face can scare ghosts even if I go out on Halloween." Deadpool said with self-mockery, "The little spider was bitten by a spider, and I seem to be covered in blood all over my body." Like being bitten by a irradiated Shar Pei."

"I can't! You know, I can't use my face to meet Peter!" At this point, Deadpool's tone suddenly rose, unable to control his emotions, and began to become irritable, "I can't use my face to meet Peter!" Now go see him like this! I know, I know I'm a scum, I'm a big bastard, but I still want Peter to remember my handsome face when he thinks of me. Not, like this! "

"This disgusting picture! Even the zombies on TV shows look better than me!" Deadpool pointed to his face and couldn't restrain his anger and said, "I feel like I'm like an alien and a zombie now hybrids, and the ugliest ones."

James: "Meow..." It's not that bad.

"Actually, it's not that bad. I can still act in an R-rated thriller, which probably sells well at the box office." Deadpool continued.

James can understand Deadpool's reason now, but he thinks Peter shouldn't care about it.

If Peter knew, he would definitely try his best to help Wade.

Deadpool was silent at this time, he looked at the mirror in the bedroom from a distance, and also looked at himself in the mirror.

"Spider is a hero, I'm a monster, and I can't make Peter's life ugly because of me."

Hearing Deadpool's low-pitched words, James also hoped that he could help Wade.But James also understands that Wade's condition cannot be solved with a healing spell.He should consult St. Mungo's therapists when he returned to Hogwarts.

"The bastard who made me look like this just slipped out of my hands today. Only by catching him can I hope to become handsome again, give Peter a surprise reunion, and prevent others from encountering the same shit " Deadpool started to get angry again, "I almost caught him today, but my hand turned out like this instead!"

Deadpool raised his little hand, "Wow, this day is as fun as masturbating in a masturbation cup made of sandpaper."

James figured he'd have to ask St. Mungo's if he had any spells or potions for cleansing the mind.

"Fuck You."

James was startled when he suddenly and inexplicably heard Peter's voice, only to realize later that it was from Deadpool's cell phone.

And there was one sound after another, which was exactly the sound of the message bombardment from chatty Peter.

James Cat's face was confused: "Meow?" What?You actually used Peter's scolding words to make a text message notification tone?

"Your little master's voice is on the phone, are you surprised?" Deadpool also noticed the surprised face of the kitty, "I also made this into a song, do you want to listen to it? I think, really It's so good it's on my loop today."

James: "..." Meow meow? "Song of FuckYou"?

"You'll understand when you have a cat you like." Deadpool put on the headgear again, "Even if he scolds you, it's very charming, and it's the version of the popular hero Little Spider."

James: "..." A normal-thinking single cat like me can't understand what you're thinking.

The point is to think normally.

So, does Wade like Peter?

I think that's true, but does Peter like Wade?

James didn't know, he thought that if Peter and Wade met, he would probably be able to find out.

Deadpool, who was about to leave, saw the kitten in front of him start meowing, meowing at him non-stop.

"Hey, what's up, little guy?"

Of course, Deadpool didn't understand why this well-behaved kitten from Little Peter's family suddenly called him such a name. Wade had never raised a cat before. He tried to appease the kitten, but he kept barking at him all the time.Deadpool began to become irritable, until his hands and feet were completely uncontrollably approaching his body, and then he stood there like that, as stiff as a rock, unable to move.

James flicked his tail, and finally stopped barking.

Finding a place with good sun, I yawned and lay down.

A deadpool who can't move will not know how many times a cat that meows at him has cast a spell that will turn him all petrified.