Grant, Buffondo

I'm so handsome, but I haven't been able to get a girlfriend. I think it all comes down to my personality. I usually talk very little, and girls often say that I'm dull, and my life is also very ordinary. This seems to them In the past, it was monotonous and boring. When I was free, I liked to sleep, watch TV, and occasionally read books and listen to music, but I definitely had no elegant taste in this respect. To put it bluntly, I was just a mortal.In addition to my job title, which is eye-catching, the subsequent job instability, mediocre income, too much danger, etc., are all reasons for being rejected.But I'm used to it, and I don't like them anyway.

But that doesn't mean I like "them".

I don’t discriminate against gays, it’s your right to who you like, it’s none of my business, but I don’t like people treating me as gay but it’s my right, and you don’t know me, so why define me, let alone An extremely absurd definition.

So when "they" were all looking at me with nothing, I avoided these scrutinizing gazes, and found a corner alone to drink boiled water, which was bought for me by a bitch, and then he didn't Know where to go.

The minutes passed, and just when I thought tonight would pass so easily, life told me it had never been so easy.

There seemed to be a commotion in the center of the bar. I took a bite of the fruit and took a look. There was a big, thick man who was probably drunk, and he threw away the security guards who rushed over. He threw people and smashed things when he saw them. The bartenders all dodged away.

For some reason tonight, there were very few people, which may be the reason for the Lens accident. People stayed at home and dared not go out.

There was no one around the strong man, and he was the only one in the prison where he was drinking mad, so it was not very harmful, but he couldn't let him keep smashing like this, the glass he threw almost hit the passerby in the distance Man, I thought about it, and I still made a move.

Avoiding his disorderly attack, a hand knife went over and chopped him on the back of the head. The huge thing fell to the ground suddenly, and the men who had been watching the excitement all stood up, applauding and amazed.

Before I could turn around and walk away like an unsung hero, a man took my hand.

"Honey ~ we meet again."

He was lucky. I realized it at the time and didn't send an over-the-shoulder throw as a meeting gift, but it wasn't the first time we met this person. To be precise, this was the second time.

Lanxiu?I remember calling it that way, but I also realized it after that day. From the Adam's apple and other aspects, it showed that he was not a lady, and the real-life three-dimensional show bag standing in front of me now verified my guess.

I looked at him from the bottom up.

The must-have fancy leather shoes, skinny low-waisted jeans, and a plaid shirt only worn by the seaside are full of coquettishness.I don't understand this person's world very well. Do you have to have such a tight fit and fancy colors to highlight your figure and temperament?

But fortunately, he still has some eye-catching places, which slightly restored his image in my heart.

The long golden hair was tied behind the head, leaving only one strand hanging in front of the forehead, adding a bit of evil charm and sexiness.At the end of this cool autumn, he rolled up the sleeves of his shirt, revealing a large section of fair and delicate skin with a well-proportioned and beautiful texture, coupled with his well-knit hands, it is definitely a way out for him to touch .

But I think he may not see this way out, because...

"What's the matter, my dear, you don't know me anymore? You really throw it away~"

"What do you want to do, Lanxiu."

"Hey, let me just say, everything between you and me is so unforgettable... But you asked me what I want to do... As a shareholder of this bar, can't I ask My savior should thank you well, what do you think~"

Very good, Saobao is very good at playing football, but I am not such a simple person, no matter how blind I am, I can see that he has some kind of intention, I don’t care if he likes me or what, I am not interested in it Well, the only thing I want to know right now is where that bitch went, and I really want to go home and get some sleep.

Just when I was distracted, Lanxiu had already narrowed the distance between us, and it was about to be posted. The whistles from around interrupted my thoughts.

Lan Xiu had already unbuttoned two clothes on his chest, as if he had undid it himself just the moment I was distracted, and the gleaming white piece and the two bright red dots were dangling in front of my eyes. This man, could it be? I want to be in public...

The author has something to say: I am tall and I am proud that I handed in for the country and province! !

I am tall and I am proud that I save fabric for the country! !

You ask me how tall I am? ?

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I just don't tell you!