How to break the subject's face blindness

Lu's mother was thinking of meat, daughter-in-law, and son by the way, so she called them to go home for dinner.

Wei Chuhan's health has improved a lot. Although he still can't applaud in love with President Lu, his daily life is no longer hindered.However, he didn't really want to see his mother-in-law.

Whether it is a son-in-law meeting his mother-in-law or a daughter-in-law meeting her mother-in-law, there will always be a feeling of panic.

Wei Chuhan began to panic.

His new store has not yet been renovated, and the injury is almost healed.As an otaku, he can neither use being busy as an excuse nor use pain as an excuse, which makes him really embarrassed.

"It's not that I haven't seen it before. What are you afraid of?" President Lu really didn't understand. He was picking out clothes for Wei Chuhan to go home for dinner in the closet. You, let's talk about how kind she was to you when she came to our house. "

"It's not that reason..." Wei Chuhan wiped the cold sweat from his palms vigorously on his pants, "It's because of nervousness."

President Lu laughed, "It's natural for an ugly daughter-in-law to be nervous when she sees her in-laws."

Wei Chuhan glared at him, and said, "I'm going to see my mother-in-law!"

President Lu just laughed.

He finally picked out clothes for Wei Chuhan.

Wei Chuhan's aesthetics are very casual. Most of his clothes are casual styles on Taobao.Lu Lingfeng was a little puzzled, saying that gay guys have good aesthetics, but it can't be reflected in Wei Chuhan at all.And the clothes he gave to Wei Chuhan were basically placed in the bottom of the cabinet, especially without status.

The two finally changed their clothes, and Rourou had already been waiting for them downstairs wearing a beautiful braided hairpin.

Perhaps it was because he was surrounded by people like him. Tao Liang had been living here for almost a month, and he became more energetic and spoke a lot more lightly.He smiled and said, "Today I finally don't need to eat dog food, I want to have a big meal with Sister Ma!"

President Lu scolded him mercilessly, "We'll be back at night, you'd better leave some space in your stomach, so that it won't burst when the time comes."

Tao Liang's smile gradually disappeared...

Wei Chuhan was nervous all the way, and when he arrived at the Lu's compound, his legs were trembling.

Lu Lingfeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry: "Isn't it?"

Wei Chuhan took a deep breath for a long time, and said angrily: "If my mother wants to see you and ask you to go back to eat, are you not nervous?"

President Lu was taken aback, and said, "Me? I'm going to be frightened to death, right? After all... Ah, it's better to go to the ground and rest in peace."

Wei Chuhan also came back to his senses, feeling that the chestnut was not lifted very well.He grabbed the handlebar, desperately unwilling to get out of the car.

Lu Lingfeng sighed, he stopped the car, opened the door and squeezed to the back, hugged Wei Chuhan and kissed him vigorously, "What about now? Your husband, I have given you all my yang energy."

what the hell! !

Wei Chuhan blushed, he pushed President Lu hard, "Don't make trouble!"

Lu Lingfeng blinked at him, "Why don't you take another breath? If it's not possible, I'll give you the inner alchemy?"

Wei Chuhan rolled his eyes to the sky, "Have you been dazzled by watching TV dramas?"

Recently, they were all watching the show of Immortal Cultivation, and the fleshy ones followed suit, riding his rocking car to ascend.

"Small!!!" Lu's mother started to say hello from a long distance, and she trotted over, "Why don't you get out of the car?"

Lu Lingfeng got out of the car helplessly and said, "Hanhan is nervous."

Mother Lu laughed heartily, "Come down, mother-in-law won't make things difficult for you!"

Wei Chuhan hugged Rourou and got out of the car like a little wife.Before he could stand still, Rourou was snatched by Lu's mother.

"Oh, look at my grandson... Bah, the seniority is not good, look at my big chubby, yo, the chubby pigtails are so pretty."

Rourou happily shook his head, "Reward!"

Yep, the little playwright instantly substituted herself as the emperor.

"Ouch, my fleshy meat!!" Mama Lu took the hostages and ran away happily.

Lu Lingfeng threw the car keys to the housekeeper who came over, then took Wei Chuhan's hand and said, "Don't be nervous, I'm here. My parents are very nice, but my father looks too serious, but anyway you I can't recognize him, it doesn't matter, just ignore him."

Wei Chuhan took a deep breath and felt even more nervous.

Lu Lingfeng squeezed the cold hand in his palm and sighed.I said in my heart that this is because I don't trust me, and I was afraid of being angry at home, so I was so frightened.Poor little girl, what kind of life did you live in the past...

The more he thought about it, the more he felt that his father's love was overwhelming. Before he reached the door, he suddenly turned around and hugged Wei Chuhan in his arms, and patted Wei Chuhan on the back, "It's okay, even if everyone in the world betrays you, I love you too .”

Wei Chuhan: ...

He said that his family doesn't have the gene of a drama star, and he learned from this co-author!

"If you want to hug, come in and hug, what does it look like at the door!" A majestic male voice sounded.

Wei Chuhan shuddered and pushed President Lu away, but President Lu couldn't stand still and staggered backwards.Wei Chuhan hurried to catch him again, but in the end he was caught, and he was also taken down. He slammed on Lu Lingfeng, and successfully heard the crap scream from the president.

Fortunately, the carpet under my body is thick...

Wei Chuhan got up sweating profusely, and suddenly realized something was wrong.

carpet? ? ?Weren't they still outside the house just now? ?

A bad premonition arose spontaneously, he slowly raised his head, and saw a room full of people looking at him.

Lu's mother burst into laughter, "Ah, ah, young people are good, I can't help it before I enter the house, it's broad daylight..."

Boss Wei reconsidered the possibility of hiding his face and running away.

Lu Lingfeng felt that his shit was about to be smashed out, he moaned for a long time before getting up with the help of Wei Chuhan.

Father Lu's face was full of black lines, and he said angrily: "How old are you? Why are you so careless? Fortunately, there are no guests today, otherwise it would be embarrassing? Xiaofeng, hurry up and take your daughter-in-law to wash up! Poke at the door and want to be a door god ?"

Lu Lingfeng put the index and middle fingers of his right hand together, raised them to the side of his brow, and waved at his father with a smile, "Design! But Dad, your daughter-in-law is going to cry because of you, are you sure you have to keep a straight face? "

Father Lu tried hard to ease his facial expression, but in vain, he simply flung his sleeves and left.

"Does it hurt?" As soon as he returned to his room, Lu Lingfeng quickly squatted down to grab Wei Chuhan's trousers.Wei Chuhan hurried to stop him, but was pushed to sit on the sofa.The trouser legs were rolled up, revealing some red knees.

Lu Lingfeng touched it and blew twice, and said: "Fortunately, the carpet is thick, you are also stupid, I am good at skills, how can I fall so easily?"

Wei Chuhan was a little embarrassed, he pushed the person himself, and he also smashed it by himself, but now he wants the victim to comfort him, he put down his trouser legs and asked softly, "What about you?"

"It hurts me to death, you're going to throw shit out!" Lu Lingfeng took off his shirt directly, revealing his eight-pack abs, "Lick it for my husband!"

Wei Chuhan: ...

I really want to kill him! ! !

He leaned over, stuck out the tip of his tongue and licked slowly along the lines of the abdominal muscles from bottom to top, and glanced up provocatively.

Lu Lingfeng jumped back in a jerk, "It doesn't hurt now, I guess it will hurt when you sleep at night, then you can lick it again!" Mom, it's almost hard!If it weren't for his parents' house, he would definitely applaud his wife right now!

Oh my god, that look made him fascinated!

Wei Chuhan said with a sullen face: "Then why don't you hurry up and get dressed?"

Lu Lingfeng took out two more sets of clothes from the closet, and he had to change them again after wearing them for less than two hours.Not only did they change it by themselves, but they also forced their daughter-in-law to change it. They insisted on stripping the person from head to toe and "checking" it before putting the clothes on.

Wei Chuhan was exhausted physically and mentally, and didn't want to go downstairs at all.

"Lulu," the auntie nanny knocked on the door, "Madam asked when you will go down, Rourou is hungry, you can have dinner after packing up."

"Go down now!" Lu Lingfeng raised his hand and pinched Wei Chuhan's face, "Okay, okay, don't be angry, let you pick it up tonight, okay?"

Wei Chuhan: ...

I still want to kill him! ! !

He calmed down, and followed Lu Lingfeng downstairs blankly.

Lu's mother's laughter came from downstairs, accompanied by a fleshy cry, "Fang Sang, it's not good!!!"

Wei Chuhan held his forehead, and he also felt that he was not good.

The population of the Lu family is simple, and Lu's mother is very good at reconciling the atmosphere. This lunch can be regarded as a feast for the guests.After the meal, the nanny brought out the fruit, and Lu's mother took a piece of watermelon and put it in Rourou's hand. While wiping the watermelon juice on his face and hands, she asked "casually": "Hanhan , when are you two going to get married? Have you chosen the place? After you make a decision, you can send invitations."

Wei Chuhan was shocked. If he was a cat, his fur would probably explode.

Mother Lu continued as if she couldn't see her, "I've gone to the Maldives to die, so I'll choose another good place later. Our whole family will go on a trip. But I think we still need to take wedding photos. Our two sons are so handsome. It’s a disadvantage not to take wedding photos. But I don’t recommend getting married in summer, it’s hot, and it’s hot everywhere you go, so it’s better to choose autumn, when the weather is clear.”

Wei Chuhan looked at Lu Lingfeng at a loss.

Lu Lingfeng ate oranges and his hands were full of juice. He nodded wildly and said: "Yes, I also think autumn is good, but I have to ask Hanhan first to see what he likes."

Mother Lu looked at Wei Chuhan and asked with a smile, "Where does Hanhan want to go?"

Han Han thought: I want to go home...

"Isn't it too fast? Lu Xian...Ling Feng and I haven't known each other for long, so we're getting married..." The concubine can't do it! ! !

Lu's mother said disapprovingly: "Hurry up, hurry up, you have to settle down quickly when you see something good, if you are poached by others, it will not be worth the loss. Besides, you can only go to have a child when you get married, Hanhan, don't worry, when the time comes I will raise the child, one for you, one for Lulu, preferably one boy and one girl, both children, wow!!"

Wei Chuhan: What the hell?Why are all the children showing up?

Wei Chuhan looked bewildered, but Mother Lu and President Lu both started talking about where to go for their honeymoon.He quickly stopped and said, "Let's think about it in the long run?"

Mother Lu waved her big hand... no, she waved her small hand, and said, "I think you are afraid of marriage, don't be afraid, anyway, you will be cut with a knife if you stretch your head or shrink your head! Cutting it earlier will make it easier!"

Wei Chuhan: Is this a marriage?This is to kill! ! !

The author has something to say:

I enjoyed reading novels yesterday, so...

Cover your face, never do this again!

During the update, there was a child downstairs who kept calling grandpa, and a bunch of gourd babies appeared in my head instantly.

Terrible!