How to break the subject's face blindness

Lu Lingfeng woke up from the pain.

He dazedly touched his chest, touched a big fluffy head, and woke up suddenly.

Seeing the tireless little devil lying on his chest, President Lu panicked, "Chu Han? Chu Han??"

The little devil sucked with gusto, and President Lu's scalp was numb from the pain.He pushed the little devil's head, but as a result, those millet teeth were clinging on, making him almost burst into tears.

Wei Chuhan pushed the door in with the food box in hand, and saw President Lu's hair flying, dragging his fleshy buttocks with one hand, sitting on the bed in a daze.

"Chu Han, Xiao Hanhan!!!" President Lu was devastated, "Why did you put him on the bed!!!"

Wei Chuhan suppressed a smile, "I'm going out, I'm afraid he will cry if he doesn't see anyone."

"I'm the one who will cry!!" Lu Lingfeng tugged at the big head of the little devil, "He won't let go! Does he usually bite you like this?"

Wei Chuhan bent down and patted Rourou's forehead, poked his finger into his mouth, made him relax, and then hugged the mischievous meatball.

"No, maybe yours is bigger?" He was also puzzled, Rourou usually sleeps with him, and has never had this habit.

"I don't like it when you praise me that this place is bigger..." Lu Lingfeng's head was covered with dark clouds, he clutched his chest and ran to the bathroom sadly, shouting miserably, "Damn it's so swollen and broken!!"

Rourou happily clapped her hands, "papa!!"

Wei Chuhan tried hard to hold back a smile, "I brought the clothes in."

Lu Lingfeng's clothes were washed when they arrived. In the morning, the waiter put the washed clothes outside the door, and he could wear them directly when he got up.

President Lu brushed his teeth with dead fish eyes. He found that one side of his chest was big and the other was small, which was very funny.

In the morning, the kitchen steamed egg custard and carrot and pumpkin puree, which are very suitable for children to eat.While feeding the little guy, Wei Chuhan listened to the movement in the bathroom with his ears up.

After a long time, Lu Lingfeng came out wrapped in pajamas, walked straight to him, and opened the pajamas, "Look."

The little red bean on the chest is swollen to the size of a soybean, and it looks very pitiful.

"It's ruthless, he always catches one side and bites!" Lu Lingfeng pressed the wound, shivering in pain, "It's so ugly to wear clothes!"

Do you just mind wearing clothes that look ugly?Wei Chuhan wiped off the custard from Rourou's mouth, raised his head and kissed someone's chest, "Blow it, it doesn't hurt anymore."

President Lu's eyes filled with tears, he shortened his body, "Oh, my dear, it still hurts, please kiss me again!"

"Don't make trouble," Wei Chuhan hurriedly leaned back, "Apply the medicine."

"No, why don't you kiss, just kiss, just kiss!!" President Lu rubbed his face in a deadpan manner.

Looking up, Rourou suddenly stretched out his devil's claws and grabbed it hard!

"Aiya!!!" President Lu cried and ran away, "You bastard!!"

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After feeding Rou Rou, President Lu was still sitting by the bed with a melancholy expression on his face.

Wei Chuhan sighed, he put Rourou on the floor for him to play on his stomach, then walked up to Lu Lingfeng, lifted his pajamas and licked it gently somewhere, "It doesn't hurt anymore. "

"Baby's heart is bitter." President Lu hugged Wei Chuhan's waist coquettishly, "Baby's heart is broken, baby's body is impure, woo woo woo..."

The nearly 1.9-meter-high man called himself a baby, which made Wei Chuhan both thunderous and embarrassing, "I'll go find medicine!" After he finished speaking, he pushed President Lu away and ran out quickly.It was only after running outside that I couldn't help laughing, and then I couldn't stop laughing, holding the stone lantern outside and laughing until my whole body became weak.

"Xiao Wei? What are you doing here?" Qiu Zhen came around from the side path with a cigarette in his mouth, "What do you see laughing like this?"

"No..." Wei Chuhan immediately stopped laughing, stood up straight in embarrassment, and looked at the person coming.

"Is the old road in the house? Why are you going?" Qiu Zhen took a few glances at the stone lantern, but couldn't see anything, a little bewildered.

"Yes, I'm going to get the anti-inflammatory medicine." After Wei Chuhan finished speaking, he walked away with his head buried.

Take... anti-inflammatory drugs? ? ? ? ?

Qiu Zhen instantly imagined Lu Lingfeng lying weakly on the bed, the little chrysanthemum quilt dried into dahlias still oozing blood, thousands of words merged into two words, "Damn it!!"

When Wei Chuhan came back, he found that the wooden house seemed very lively. As soon as he opened the door, he saw Lu Lingfeng pressing a man on the ground and rubbing against the ground, and there were a few spectators standing beside him applauding.

Wei Chuhan:? ? ?

What happened in his absence? ?

"Xiaowei is back?" Maomao carried the dancing meat, "Did you get the anti-inflammatory medicine?"

Wei Chuhan clutched the medicine box with question marks all over his face.

Mao Mao laughed loudly and said, "Hurry up and give Lao Lu medicine, his tits are going to fall off!!"

Lu Lingfeng shouted angrily: "Shut up! What the hell, are you all going to rebel today?"

Qiu Zhen was pressed on the floor by his twisted arms, and he smiled very wretchedly, "Can you blame me? Look at your appearance, can I not want to be crooked? Damn, let go, I will let you have my arms unloaded!"

"It's good to take it off!" Lu Lingfeng gritted his teeth bitterly, let go of his hand and stood up.

He was lying on the bed pretending to be a little white flower, but who knew that this person asked for a room card from Boss Qu and opened the door directly, not to mention bringing someone else behind him, pointing at him and laughing wildly, and then Lifting the quilt and taking off the clothes, you must look at his chrysanthemum!

Tolerable or unbearable! !

As a high-quality little Gong, how could he be so humiliated?

During the scuffle, his pajamas were torn apart, and his red and swollen little red beans were also looked at, so he ushered in the peak of being ridiculed.

The culprit sat on Mao Mao's arm, showing a "toothless" smile, shaking his head happily.

Originally, Wei Chuhan came back with breakfast, but he was overwhelmed by this group of people messing around, so he decided to go to the restaurant to have breakfast, and returned to the city after eating.

Wei Chuhan held the child and walked in front with Mao Tezhu.President Lu wanted to follow, but Qiu Zhen grabbed his arm and stopped him.

"Can you do the old way? This early in the morning, you are lying down, and he is still alive and kicking." Qiu Zhen's expression was particularly wretched, "This is not your style."

Lu Lingfeng is not a gentle person when facing his former love.He likes to be straightforward about love affairs. Just make a phone call, and Little Canary will clean himself up, and he can go directly with a gun, and he is extremely ferocious.Those little birds who stayed with him for a night before, and they were able to get out of bed the next day are simply extraordinary talents, but even if this relationship is gone afterwards, those little birds will be very nostalgic for President Lu's gun.

So when Qiu Zhen saw Wei Chuhan early in the morning, he thought he was wrong.

"What are you thinking? I'm not an animal! I haven't cultivated my feelings yet, so I can't just do it." President Lu impatiently tugged on the right side of his clothes. Although his chest was rubbed with medicine and a Band-Aid was applied, he still felt the pain. A slight pain.The little devil didn't show mercy at all, and almost sucked him down.

"You are not an animal, whoever is an animal, you are the most animal here." Boss Xie has long hair and is beautiful like a fairy, but the words he speaks are very rough, "I still remember a little star, what is his name? You're disobedient, you're bleeding, you called an ambulance in the middle of the night, and you got a few stitches. Tsk tsk tsk, you're so brave!"

"Get out. Damn it!" President Lu looked at the slender figure in front of him, his restless heart was a little calm, "Can it be compared with this?"

Qiu Zhen turned pale with shock, "No, I said... are you dying?" He said, his eyes kept glancing down at his friend's crotch.

Lu Lingfeng glanced at him lightly, and said imitatively: "No, I said... Are you looking for death?" What the hell, you dare to question yourself, this is to tear yourself apart rhythm?

Compared with the unscrupulousness of the three behind, the two in front are much more normal.

Wei Chuhan doesn't like to talk, the person walking beside him is Special Assistant Mao, who is Special Assistant Mao?Living among a group of spirits, and then following President Lu out to make a living, then one look can definitely psychic.

Of course, there are occasional failures.

"Xiao Wei, it's boring to be with Lao Lu, right?" He teased Rou Rou while looking for topics.

Wei Chuhan:? ? ? ?

"No." Bored?He didn't feel bored, he just felt that Lu Lingfeng had finished talking in the past few years.

Special Assistant Mao lowered his voice and laughed: "You are such a cute person. Do you know what Lao Lu has a nickname outside? It's awesome, it's awesome."

Wei Chuhan was a little surprised, but couldn't tell at all.

Special Assistant Mao seemed to have opened up the chatter box. His big eyes turned to observe the situation, "Can't you see it? He only joked with a few of our friends who grew up. Except for a few of us, he was very serious about it. Everyone has facial paralysis. Do you know why? Because when he was a child, he didn’t know who said, ‘It’s okay if the kid doesn’t smile, but he looks silly when he smiles’, because of this sentence, he doesn’t like to laugh anymore.”

Thinking of that beaming face, Wei Chuhan couldn't help laughing.It is indeed a bit silly, domineering when you don't smile, and softens instantly when you smile.

"Right? He's been like this since he was a child. He always frightens people with a haughty face. Don't be afraid."

Wei Chuhan thought for a while and said, "Fortunately, he talks a lot...he said he was a chatterbox?"

Maomao was dumbfounded, as if he saw a ghost, "Is he talkative? What are you kidding! He still has something to say to us, and he doesn't talk when we're not around. He can hold back for a day!"

After he said this, he paused and said: "I still think, you two are together, you don't like to talk, and he doesn't like to talk, so it can't be suffocating? Oh, he has the nerve to talk about him? I Talkative is almost the same. But let me tell you, he is hypocritical, narcissistic and hypocritical. Every day, he wakes up two hours early every day in order to put his face in front of the mirror and match his clothes. Look at the old thank you Has that non-human fireworks look gone? Old Xie doesn’t even have him to manage it.”

Wei Chuhan thought about the appearance of putting on the mask in front of the dressing table, and wanted to laugh again, "He... doesn't look like it?"

"Not like? That's because we are familiar with each other!"

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