Those days when I was bullied by firefighter Lao Gong

It never occurred to me that I would marry a 19-year-old man at the age of 28.

My wedding to Dick took place in a church.At my request, only a small number of people were invited, and those who had been invited before were excused by canceling the wedding.

To get married, there is no need to have so many people.If it wasn't for Mr. Hunter and my old man who insisted on holding a wedding, Dick and I could get a certificate and just go through the motions with the priest.

Admission, speeches by priests, congratulatory speeches by elders, vows by newcomers, exchange of rings, and kisses.

Among these links, to say that I have a profound impact is probably only the kissing link.

When the priest announced that we were husband and wife and could now kiss each other, Dick stood there like a log, and it was no use trying to wink at him.

"Two grooms may kiss each other," the priest announced again.

Dick Hunter, you don't mean to go back on your word, do you?You ate me up and tricked me into getting married here, it's too late to repent!

I put my arm around Dick's neck, pulled it down hard, and whispered:

"It's too late for you to regret it now! No refunds!"

After finishing speaking, I stood on tiptoe and kissed Dick.

The guests present applauded happily, and some even whistled.

After a long time, I let go of Dick and looked at the guests with a happy smile.

The play must be done enough!

Because I've seen Maria Obasan gloat over there.

"No!" said Dick at this moment.

"Varied--"

Before he could finish his sentence, that bastard Dick suddenly lowered his head and stabilized me.

this? ? ?Dick Hunter, I need an explanation!

When he let go of my lips, I gave him a look that was about to explain to Lao Tzu.

As a result, he put his arms around my waist and returned a smug look.

Meow meow meow? ? ?

The banquet at night is the part I hate the most.People who come to the banquet will look at me from head to toe, as if I am an object, and they can't wait to find out the shortcomings.Dick, on the other hand, accepted their flattery foolishly and cheerfully, drinking glass by glass.

Dick, Dick, those people are definitely uneasy and kind, they are smiling, and they don't know what they are thinking.I guess I was secretly laughing at how far the two of us could go.

Seeing that Dick's face was getting redder and redder, I hurriedly helped him block the drink.

"We appreciate everyone's kindness. Dick drank a little too much and can't drink any more." I declined. "You also know the nature of Dick's work. If there is an accident in the middle of the night, he will arrive at the scene in time."

"Oh, I'm so happy today, it's okay to drink some wine."

"I'm really sorry, Dick really can't drink any more. Next time, next time, when Dick rests, I must have a drink with everyone."

"Well, everyone has good intentions. Who knows that people don't appreciate it. It's really a disappointment." Maria said eccentrically.

vomit!Is this Obasan ready to confront me?

"What Aunt Maria said, we are naturally grateful and understand everyone's thoughts, and we don't need to convey them through wine. Does Aunt Maria need to express her feelings through wine?" I asked. said laughingly.

"Oh, Dick, your daughter-in-law is really eloquent."

"Where is it? Compared with you, auntie, you are still a thousand miles away. I have only known you for two days, and I have been fascinated by it."

"Sister, Dick is so honest and not good at words, I really don't know if I can get used to it?" Caroline chimed in.

how?Mixed doubles?

"Is Aunt Caroline always so enthusiastic? The city government really should award you a pennant of 'Enthusiasm for Helping Others'. Besides, Dick and I are both married, do you think you can get used to it?" I held Dick hands and said happily.

"Big, aunt—" Caroline seemed to only hear this word, and her face changed.

"Oh, did I call it wrong?"

"Caroline is Maria's sister," Dick explained to me.

"Oh, that's so sorry. I always thought Aunt Maria was the sister, and Aunt Caroline was the sister," I said with mock apology. "Aunt Maria really knows how to take care of it!"

"Oh, you child, why are you so sweet!" Maria said happily, touching her face when I praised her for being young.

Ma'am, please calm down, I'm not saying thank you.

"Sister!" Caroline looked at Maria angrily.

Since Dick was drinking and I couldn't drive, I called a cab.

"My wife, I'm not that bad at drinking," Dick said, sitting next to me.

"What did you call me?"

"Daughter-in-law. What's the matter?"

"It's nothing. Why drink so much? What if you suddenly have to go to work in the middle of the night?"

"Daughter-in-law, you are so kind to me!" Dick leaned on my shoulder with a mouth full of alcohol.

"Shameless, who is your wife!"

"You! Don't try to play tricks! We have already obtained the certificate and sworn oath!"

"So what? We can go to divorce tomorrow as well."

"Don't even think about it! I'll hide the marriage certificate when I go back later, so that you won't find it."

"Children."

"Then you are the child's daughter-in-law." Dick put his arms around me, leaning his weight on me.

"It's dead!" Having said that, I didn't mean to wake him up at all.

"Daughter-in-law, let me tell you, it's not that I don't want to take the initiative to kiss you today." Dick paused, then continued, "The main reason is that there are so many people present, and I don't want to do such a beautiful thing in front of them. Who knows you She actually took the initiative to kiss me, I was really happy at that time."

Dick babbled on my shoulder like this until he fell asleep.

"I also said you drink a lot." I said softly. "Master, please turn up the temperature of the air conditioner."

After returning home, Dick began to take off his clothes from the entrance, and when he arrived in the bedroom, he was left with only a pair of boxers, and fell asleep on the bed.

Emmm, on the wedding night, my husband fell asleep on the bed drunk, so am I alone in the vacant room?

Here are the fantasies evoked by it:

On a thunderstorm night, I was a wife who was abandoned by her husband on the wedding night. I stood under a lonely telephone pole on the street, hugging myself solo and crying.Crying that God is unfair to me, my mother-in-law doesn't love me, and my husband is unfaithful to me.Afterwards, I came to a complete understanding, and I woke up from the sadness. I became the desperate third mother, regained my husband, beat the mistress, outwitted my mother-in-law, and walked to the pinnacle of a happy life.

What a standard TV drama plot, what a touching characterization, what an inspiring struggle story.If I were the screenwriter, this show would be a hit!

However, Dick the bastard didn't give me the opportunity to be a screenwriter, or even to experience being abandoned by my husband on my wedding night.

I got out of the shower and climbed into bed to get ready for bed.Unexpectedly, as soon as I turned off the light, Dick, who had already fallen asleep, rolled over and pressed me under him.

"Dick?"

"Hmm." His breath was rough.

"Aren't you asleep?"

"woke up."

"Then go to sleep!"

"I dont want to sleep."

Dick was getting closer and closer to me, and I could even feel his warmth.Then, my lips were sealed by Dick, and my body silently bears his full weight.

When I woke up the next day, I just felt that my whole body was going to fall apart, and someone was alive and well, and nothing happened.

"Daughter-in-law, what's the matter with you? Why do you feel unwell?" Dick asked after taking a shower while wiping his head.

"Dick Hunter! You still have the nerve to ask me what's wrong? My whole body is falling apart! Also, look at the hickey marks on my neck, how do you tell me to go to class later?!" I said angrily.

"Daughter-in-law, me, this is my second time, and I'm still not familiar with it. I promise, I will be gentle next time!" Dick assured me with a serious face.

"You promise, you promise a ghost!" I reached out to hit him, but the bastard caught my hand, and then pulled me into his arms with all his strength, holding me tightly.

"Dick Hunter, let me go!"

"No!"

"Are you going to let go?"

"Not loose!"

"If you don't let go, I'll call the police!"

"Report it! Anyway, I have a brother who works in the police station. Besides, it's not illegal for me to hug my daughter-in-law." Dick said proudly.

"Dick Hunter you bastard!"

"Daughter-in-law, don't worry, I'm only an asshole to you."

"I, I—admit defeat, let go of me, I'm going to wash up, or I'll be late for class." I surrendered.

"Then give me a kiss."

"reject!"

"Then I won't let it go."

"Dick Hunter, you, you wait for me!" After finishing speaking, I stood on tiptoe and lightly pecked him on the lips.

Satisfied, Dick let go of me.

When I washed and changed, Dick was already waiting for me in the living room.

"Daughter-in-law, this is my salary card." Dick handed me a bank card.

"Why did you give me my salary card?" I was confused.

"Tell grandpa to me that after getting married in your hometown, the husband should give his salary card to his wife."

"Then what else did he say?" I took the bank card and asked with a smile on my face.

What the hell? ? ?Father, you'd better not teach Dick badly!

"I can't tell you the rest of the things I told my grandfather," Dick said falteringly.

snort!really!I knew the old man wouldn't just say good things.

"Did my grandfather say that the salary card can be given to his wife, but he must keep his own money, right?"

"Daughter-in-law, how do you know?!" Dick was shocked.

"Then did you leave any private money?" I looked at Dick and smiled brighter.

"No! Although grandpa asked me to keep my private money, I don't want to keep a secret from you." Dick said seriously, not to mention how simple and honest that is.

My heart warmed up.

"But daughter-in-law, can you give me some pocket money every month? Sometimes there will be department dinners." Dick asked cautiously.

"Dick, you don't need to give me the bank card, I trust you." With that said, I returned the bank card to Dick.

"No! Then I don't want pocket money, and I won't go to dinner parties. Wife, you must accept my salary card." Dick said anxiously.

"Dick, I didn't mean to blame you." I couldn't laugh or cry. "I'll accept your salary card first, but I won't limit your monthly spending. You can do whatever you want without asking for my opinion."

"What can I spend? I just need to be responsible for making money for you to spend." Seeing me accept the bank card, Dick smiled brightly.

"Dick, why are you so simple and honest?" I gently pinched Dick's face and said.