After a short rest, I dragged Dick out.
"Dick, do you feel that the blue sea and blue sky are calling us?" I said excitedly.
"Daughter-in-law, don't you tell Scarlett and the others?" Dick asked behind me.
"Never mind them. It's our alone time now." I took Dick's hand and quickened my pace.
Dick didn't speak, just followed me with a sunny face and let me hold his hand.
I stopped by an ice cream truck and said to Dick:
"Dick, I want ice cream."
"it is good."
"Then you line up here, and I'll line up over there to buy drinks." After that, I let go of Dick's hand and prepared to walk towards the opposite side.
"Daughter-in-law, wait." Dick stopped me.
"Ok?"
"Wallet." Dick took out his wallet, took out the money for the ice cream, and put the wallet in my hand.
"Received!" I caught the wallet and happily ran towards the opposite beverage shop.
There were so many people in the beverage shop that I was already standing at the door under the scorching sun for almost half an hour.I looked back and saw that the situation at Dick's was not optimistic, and there were still a few people in front of him.
"A lot of people (helpless)" I sent a message to Dick.
"Then why don't you find a shady place first? I'll come and line up later." Dick replied.
"No need, it's a waste of time (stick out tongue)"
Anyway, Dick should be here soon, and the time to chat with him should pass quickly.
It's just that standing under the scorching sun, I am getting hotter and sweating profusely.Fortunately, there is a sea breeze blowing from time to time, which can cool down a little.Combined with the anticipation of tropical fruit juices, the heat is tolerable for me.
At this time, I heard the conversation of a couple behind.
"Honey, do you think the person in front is gay?"
"Definitely. Wearing a tank top, knee shorts, and the 'lovewins' slogan on the tank top."
"Hey, it's disgusting. Why do people like this exist in this world?"
"Anyway, people like them will go to hell after death."
Meow meow meow? ? ?
"Honey, let's not buy here, shall we? Seeing the person in front makes me sick to my stomach."
"Why do you want us to go? If you want to go, he will go!"
After a while, someone tapped me on the shoulder.I pretended not to know anything and looked back at them.
I don't know if I don't look at it, but I was shocked when I saw it - the man looked like a hanged ghost, and the woman looked like a dead mother.It really is born from the heart.
"You're preventing us from shopping here," said the hanged ghost.
"Sir, what did you say?" I looked surprised.
Oh, you don't even have a hello, so it's so straightforward when you come up?
"I said, you are preventing us from shopping here."
"Excuse me sir, did you make a mistake? How could I hinder your shopping?"
"Dressing so revealingly, you're affecting my wife."
"Huh???" I was about to be stunned by his logic.
"So, can you leave here? Don't interfere with our shopping." The hanged ghost raised his voice.
"My God?! This gentleman, are you sure you are not someone who traveled from the Middle Ages?"
"If I had traveled from the Middle Ages, you would have been hanged by now." The hanged ghost said with disgust.
"Then I would like to ask this gentleman, what crime have I committed that makes you think I deserve to be hanged?"
"You sinful homosexual, how dare you walk on the street in such revealing clothes? Aren't you afraid of going to hell after death?" Dead mother's face finally couldn't help it.
"Ah—" I suddenly realized. "So it's because you think I'm gay, so I interfere with your shopping, and I'm about to be hanged!"
I suddenly wanted to tease these two "cute" anti-gay fighters.
"Do you dare to say that you are not gay?" The Hanged Ghost said confidently, from the perspective of a judge.
"Oh, I was discovered by you." I pretended to be frightened. "Please don't tell people, tell people I'm gay."
"It's too late! You are already a sinner, and you are destined to go to hell after death!" The dead mother said with a righteous face.
"Is there really no other way?"
"You die! So, go back to your cupboard and go to hell!" said the hanged ghost.
"Since this is the case, there is no other way. There is a saying in my hometown, 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell', so I can only say sorry to you two." I spread my hands, then took out my phone, Turn the volume up, put on "BornThis Way" by Ms. Turtle, and sing it out loud.
Ms. Turtle’s song, my favorite lyrics is the line——
"I'm beautiful in my way
Causegod makes nomistakes".
I swayed with the melody, from being timid at the beginning to letting go of myself later, because "Iwasbornthisway".
Everyone is born perfect, everyone is right, everyone can be themselves!
To my surprise, within a few words, passers-by joined my "team" one after another, gave me kind and encouraging looks, and then sang and danced with me.
Finally, we end with the sentence "Iwasbornthiswayhey".
I just discovered that I am not alone, there are so many people who are willing to tolerate and accept us.
I don't bother with that couple anymore because they don't deserve it.I returned kind and grateful glances to passers-by, then turned around and continued to line up.
Everyone has the right to enjoy their own life, and no one else can interfere or slander it.
When it was my turn, the cashier girl came out and gave me a big hug, and then helped me order with a smile on her face.
"Two cups?" After I had chosen, the older girl asked ambiguously.
"Eh? How do you know?"
"Bingo! The ring on your hand and that one don't look like the style of wallet you would use." The big girl said proudly.
"You are amazing!" I said with a smile.
While I was waiting in the waiting area, Dick came over with two ice creams, sweating profusely.
"It's hard work, it's hard work." I took an ice cream and ate it happily.
"Daughter-in-law, what happened here just now? I see it's so lively here." Dick asked curiously.
"It's nothing, it's just hot and people want more 'hot'."
"Oh." Dick said nothing, eating the ice cream in his hand.
"Come on, your two glasses of juice!" The big girl handed me the juice.
"Thank you."
I held Dikti Juice's hand and walked slowly on the way to the beach.
Sunshine, sea, beach, I am coming to the beautiful!
As soon as I got to the beach, I threw myself into the sea without saying a word, feeling the touch of the sea.Of course the main purpose is to reduce the heat, I'm dying of heat.
But when I emerged from the sea, Dick didn't know where he went.As I was looking for him in the crowd, Dick suddenly appeared from under me and pushed me up.
"Dick Hunter! You're scaring me again!" I yelled, rubbing his ears.
"Daughter-in-law, it's obvious that you have let yourself go." Dick said slyly.
"Honey, are you declaring war?"
"Didn't it already start?" After speaking, Dick threw me into the sea, and I immediately dived into the water.
Dick Hunter, you wait for me!
Unconvinced, I stood up from the water and carefully looked around and under the water, not giving Dick any chance.But after watching for a long time, I didn't see Dick in a daze.
Could it be that he could hold his breath underwater for such a long time?Thinking about it, I took a deep breath and prepared to go to the water to find Dick.As a result, I had just entered the water when Dick hugged me from behind and lifted me out of the water.
"Hey, daughter-in-law, I won again!" Dick said with a naive smile.
"Dick, how can you hold your breath underwater for so long?" I said unconvinced.
"I won't tell you." Dick changed his posture and hugged me.
"Are you going to tell me?" I clamped Dick's waist and rubbed his face.
"Don't say it." Dick raised his eyebrows.
"Don't say it, right? Don't say it, right?" I stretched out my hand to tickle Dick's armpit.
I thought Dick would be ticklish so he gave up, but who knew he wasn't ticklish!
"Dick Hunter, you're not ticklish???" I said in disbelief.
"What's so strange about daughter-in-law?" said Dick, laughing.
"This battle is unfair, I want to complain!"
"The complaint is invalid." Dick pressed his forehead back and forth against mine.
At this time, a big wave hit us, and we were caught off guard and swept into the sea.In the water, I hugged Dick from behind with my whole body relaxed, and the latter was like a flexible dolphin, swimming back and forth with me like a fish in water.
When we were tired from playing, Dick and I lay side by side on the beach and looked at the blue sky.
"Ah, this sand is so soft." I said while touching the sand with my hand.
"This is Hawaii, after all," said Dick, putting his hands behind his head.
I put on sunglasses for Dick and a pair for myself, ready to enjoy the wonderful sunbath.
At dinner in the evening, Fatty and William laughed for an hour, because Dick and I had sunburned red and black faces, only the circles around the eyes were white.
"Damn girl, laugh again!" I shouted angrily.
"Xiang Meili, you, are you trying to laugh my old lady to death? Hahahahahaha!" Xiao Fat said holding his belly.
"Damn girl, you're still laughing! Does she look like a proprietress?"
"Hey, I can't, even if I am the emperor, I still have to laugh! It's so funny. Puchihahahahahaha."
"Dick, what about you and Meimei—" William was still holding back at first, but finally seeing Xiaopang smiling so happily, he couldn't help laughing too.
Finally, under my mournful gaze, Xiaopang stopped laughing, but his body was still shaking uncontrollably.
Damn girl, one day I will strangle you to death! ! !
"Dick, do you feel that the blue sea and blue sky are calling us?" I said excitedly.
"Daughter-in-law, don't you tell Scarlett and the others?" Dick asked behind me.
"Never mind them. It's our alone time now." I took Dick's hand and quickened my pace.
Dick didn't speak, just followed me with a sunny face and let me hold his hand.
I stopped by an ice cream truck and said to Dick:
"Dick, I want ice cream."
"it is good."
"Then you line up here, and I'll line up over there to buy drinks." After that, I let go of Dick's hand and prepared to walk towards the opposite side.
"Daughter-in-law, wait." Dick stopped me.
"Ok?"
"Wallet." Dick took out his wallet, took out the money for the ice cream, and put the wallet in my hand.
"Received!" I caught the wallet and happily ran towards the opposite beverage shop.
There were so many people in the beverage shop that I was already standing at the door under the scorching sun for almost half an hour.I looked back and saw that the situation at Dick's was not optimistic, and there were still a few people in front of him.
"A lot of people (helpless)" I sent a message to Dick.
"Then why don't you find a shady place first? I'll come and line up later." Dick replied.
"No need, it's a waste of time (stick out tongue)"
Anyway, Dick should be here soon, and the time to chat with him should pass quickly.
It's just that standing under the scorching sun, I am getting hotter and sweating profusely.Fortunately, there is a sea breeze blowing from time to time, which can cool down a little.Combined with the anticipation of tropical fruit juices, the heat is tolerable for me.
At this time, I heard the conversation of a couple behind.
"Honey, do you think the person in front is gay?"
"Definitely. Wearing a tank top, knee shorts, and the 'lovewins' slogan on the tank top."
"Hey, it's disgusting. Why do people like this exist in this world?"
"Anyway, people like them will go to hell after death."
Meow meow meow? ? ?
"Honey, let's not buy here, shall we? Seeing the person in front makes me sick to my stomach."
"Why do you want us to go? If you want to go, he will go!"
After a while, someone tapped me on the shoulder.I pretended not to know anything and looked back at them.
I don't know if I don't look at it, but I was shocked when I saw it - the man looked like a hanged ghost, and the woman looked like a dead mother.It really is born from the heart.
"You're preventing us from shopping here," said the hanged ghost.
"Sir, what did you say?" I looked surprised.
Oh, you don't even have a hello, so it's so straightforward when you come up?
"I said, you are preventing us from shopping here."
"Excuse me sir, did you make a mistake? How could I hinder your shopping?"
"Dressing so revealingly, you're affecting my wife."
"Huh???" I was about to be stunned by his logic.
"So, can you leave here? Don't interfere with our shopping." The hanged ghost raised his voice.
"My God?! This gentleman, are you sure you are not someone who traveled from the Middle Ages?"
"If I had traveled from the Middle Ages, you would have been hanged by now." The hanged ghost said with disgust.
"Then I would like to ask this gentleman, what crime have I committed that makes you think I deserve to be hanged?"
"You sinful homosexual, how dare you walk on the street in such revealing clothes? Aren't you afraid of going to hell after death?" Dead mother's face finally couldn't help it.
"Ah—" I suddenly realized. "So it's because you think I'm gay, so I interfere with your shopping, and I'm about to be hanged!"
I suddenly wanted to tease these two "cute" anti-gay fighters.
"Do you dare to say that you are not gay?" The Hanged Ghost said confidently, from the perspective of a judge.
"Oh, I was discovered by you." I pretended to be frightened. "Please don't tell people, tell people I'm gay."
"It's too late! You are already a sinner, and you are destined to go to hell after death!" The dead mother said with a righteous face.
"Is there really no other way?"
"You die! So, go back to your cupboard and go to hell!" said the hanged ghost.
"Since this is the case, there is no other way. There is a saying in my hometown, 'If I don't go to hell, who will go to hell', so I can only say sorry to you two." I spread my hands, then took out my phone, Turn the volume up, put on "BornThis Way" by Ms. Turtle, and sing it out loud.
Ms. Turtle’s song, my favorite lyrics is the line——
"I'm beautiful in my way
Causegod makes nomistakes".
I swayed with the melody, from being timid at the beginning to letting go of myself later, because "Iwasbornthisway".
Everyone is born perfect, everyone is right, everyone can be themselves!
To my surprise, within a few words, passers-by joined my "team" one after another, gave me kind and encouraging looks, and then sang and danced with me.
Finally, we end with the sentence "Iwasbornthiswayhey".
I just discovered that I am not alone, there are so many people who are willing to tolerate and accept us.
I don't bother with that couple anymore because they don't deserve it.I returned kind and grateful glances to passers-by, then turned around and continued to line up.
Everyone has the right to enjoy their own life, and no one else can interfere or slander it.
When it was my turn, the cashier girl came out and gave me a big hug, and then helped me order with a smile on her face.
"Two cups?" After I had chosen, the older girl asked ambiguously.
"Eh? How do you know?"
"Bingo! The ring on your hand and that one don't look like the style of wallet you would use." The big girl said proudly.
"You are amazing!" I said with a smile.
While I was waiting in the waiting area, Dick came over with two ice creams, sweating profusely.
"It's hard work, it's hard work." I took an ice cream and ate it happily.
"Daughter-in-law, what happened here just now? I see it's so lively here." Dick asked curiously.
"It's nothing, it's just hot and people want more 'hot'."
"Oh." Dick said nothing, eating the ice cream in his hand.
"Come on, your two glasses of juice!" The big girl handed me the juice.
"Thank you."
I held Dikti Juice's hand and walked slowly on the way to the beach.
Sunshine, sea, beach, I am coming to the beautiful!
As soon as I got to the beach, I threw myself into the sea without saying a word, feeling the touch of the sea.Of course the main purpose is to reduce the heat, I'm dying of heat.
But when I emerged from the sea, Dick didn't know where he went.As I was looking for him in the crowd, Dick suddenly appeared from under me and pushed me up.
"Dick Hunter! You're scaring me again!" I yelled, rubbing his ears.
"Daughter-in-law, it's obvious that you have let yourself go." Dick said slyly.
"Honey, are you declaring war?"
"Didn't it already start?" After speaking, Dick threw me into the sea, and I immediately dived into the water.
Dick Hunter, you wait for me!
Unconvinced, I stood up from the water and carefully looked around and under the water, not giving Dick any chance.But after watching for a long time, I didn't see Dick in a daze.
Could it be that he could hold his breath underwater for such a long time?Thinking about it, I took a deep breath and prepared to go to the water to find Dick.As a result, I had just entered the water when Dick hugged me from behind and lifted me out of the water.
"Hey, daughter-in-law, I won again!" Dick said with a naive smile.
"Dick, how can you hold your breath underwater for so long?" I said unconvinced.
"I won't tell you." Dick changed his posture and hugged me.
"Are you going to tell me?" I clamped Dick's waist and rubbed his face.
"Don't say it." Dick raised his eyebrows.
"Don't say it, right? Don't say it, right?" I stretched out my hand to tickle Dick's armpit.
I thought Dick would be ticklish so he gave up, but who knew he wasn't ticklish!
"Dick Hunter, you're not ticklish???" I said in disbelief.
"What's so strange about daughter-in-law?" said Dick, laughing.
"This battle is unfair, I want to complain!"
"The complaint is invalid." Dick pressed his forehead back and forth against mine.
At this time, a big wave hit us, and we were caught off guard and swept into the sea.In the water, I hugged Dick from behind with my whole body relaxed, and the latter was like a flexible dolphin, swimming back and forth with me like a fish in water.
When we were tired from playing, Dick and I lay side by side on the beach and looked at the blue sky.
"Ah, this sand is so soft." I said while touching the sand with my hand.
"This is Hawaii, after all," said Dick, putting his hands behind his head.
I put on sunglasses for Dick and a pair for myself, ready to enjoy the wonderful sunbath.
At dinner in the evening, Fatty and William laughed for an hour, because Dick and I had sunburned red and black faces, only the circles around the eyes were white.
"Damn girl, laugh again!" I shouted angrily.
"Xiang Meili, you, are you trying to laugh my old lady to death? Hahahahahaha!" Xiao Fat said holding his belly.
"Damn girl, you're still laughing! Does she look like a proprietress?"
"Hey, I can't, even if I am the emperor, I still have to laugh! It's so funny. Puchihahahahahaha."
"Dick, what about you and Meimei—" William was still holding back at first, but finally seeing Xiaopang smiling so happily, he couldn't help laughing too.
Finally, under my mournful gaze, Xiaopang stopped laughing, but his body was still shaking uncontrollably.
Damn girl, one day I will strangle you to death! ! !
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