Those days when I was bullied by firefighter Lao Gong

It was said that he was injured for [-] days, so the unit gave Dick a two-month leave.So, when I started school, Dick's vacation was not over a month.

In the new semester, classmates who haven't seen each other for a long time will greet each other and tell each other what happened during the holiday, except me and Xiaopang.

"Little fat, why do I feel that you are getting fat again?"

"Xiang Meili, why are you still so thin?"

Xiaofei and I said in unison.

"Of course it's because I'm beautiful, kind-hearted, and talented." I continued.

"Xiang Meili, I haven't seen you for a few days, except that your face has become special, and you really haven't changed."

"Damn girl, no matter how thick I am, I can't compare to the flesh on your face. After sitting on the bus for almost an hour, my ass is about to bloom." I took Xiaopang's hand and said.

"Xiang Meili, I haven't settled the Christmas gift with you yet! By the way, how is Dick's hand?"

"It should be better. However, it has been [-] days since the injury, so it may take some time to fully recover."

"Then say hello to him for me."

"Don't worry, he's okay, I feel he's even a little bit fatter by me."

After all, it is a bit difficult to drink pig's hoof soup and bone soup every day.

"Be careful that your husband becomes a big fat man." Xiaopang said.

"Damn girl, shut up."

However, even if Dick wants to become fat, he must become fat with me, hehe.

I haven’t seen us for a holiday. The abbot didn’t get too excited when he saw our students in the classroom. He almost burst into tears. He kept saying that the holiday was too long, and he felt like he hadn’t seen us for a long time.

Teacher, some people really don't want to see you, and they will be grateful for the "F" you gave.

"In the first class, I don't want to jump into the class so quickly. Let's share what you did this winter vacation and what interesting things happened."

Xiaopang and I looked at each other with helplessness.

The abbot first shared his interesting stories and finished reading a book about Buddhism written in Sanskrit.

Teacher, are you sure this is interesting?It's not that you are going to convert to Buddhism?

The students in the class took the stage in the order of their student numbers to speak, and most of the content was related to study.

Why did the students in the class become so fond of learning? ? ?

When it was Xiaopang's turn, she walked onto the stage slowly, said "accompany husband" and came down.

"Scarlett, is this the end?" the abbot asked anxiously.

"Teacher, yes." Xiaopang showed a mouthful of silver teeth.

The abbot seemed to find it hard to believe that Xiao Pang, who was at the top of his class, would say such a thing.

The next person to speak on stage is me.

"Xiang Meili, please share with everyone what you did during your vacation?" The abbot looked at me expectantly.

That teacher, don't look at me like that, you will definitely want to throw me out of the window later.

"Uh... take care of my husband."

After speaking, I walked down and sat back beside Xiaopang.

Xiaopang stretched out a hand to me, and I also stretched out a hand to give her a high five.

The expression on Abbot's face at this time was very exciting, he probably didn't expect that Xiaopang and I would say similar things.

"Scarlett, Xiang Meili, are you two deliberately playing tricks on the teacher? Especially Xiang Meili, who do you think you take care of?"

"Report to the teacher, it's my husband."

"You, are you married? Or with a man?"

Emmmm, teacher, do you have to be so surprised?Isn't it normal to get married now?

"Teacher, don't be surprised. I am indeed married, and I am still with a man."

It seems that the legalization of same-sex marriage is still not popular among the people.Perhaps when people hear same-sex couples get married, their first reaction is not to be surprised that they are of the same sex, but to be surprised that they get married so soon, and when they are happy for them, it is truly realized legalization.

Just when I thought the abbot was going to be an anti-gay female warrior, I didn't expect him to show a regretful expression and say:

"Student Xiangmei, it's really embarrassing that you didn't share such a beautiful thing with us. The teacher didn't prepare a gift for you, but I still want to wish you and your husband a happy marriage."

Eh? ? ?Abbot, have you been stimulated by something this morning?The teacher who I always thought would be an anti-gay fighter is here to bless me?

Seeing my confused face, the abbot smiled and said, "True love has nothing to do with gender, lovewins."

At that moment, I suddenly felt that the former dull and traditional abbot suddenly became taller.

"Teacher, thank you."

My eye circles suddenly turned red.

"You're welcome. But classmate Xiang Meili, although you are married, you are not allowed to fail in your studies." As soon as the matter of study was mentioned, the abbot immediately put on a serious face. "Okay, next classmate."

"Little fat."

"good."

Xiaopang and I stared at each other for a long time, and we still couldn't believe it was the abbot.

After class, Xiaopang and I were talking and laughing about going to lunch, but we ran into John, who was still holding a bouquet of flowers.

"Hey Xiaopang, you have a suitor." I said.

"No, it's your suitor." Xiao Fei said.

"Let's go through the back door." I took Xiaopang's hand, turned around and walked towards the back door.

"Good, wait!" John stopped me.

"Mr. Potter, I don't know what you do?"

"These flowers are for you." As he said, John was about to put the flowers in my arms.

I hurriedly avoided it, as if it was a hot potato.

"Mr. Potter, you don't get rewarded for nothing. It's better to give your flowers to those who need them. Alright, my classmates and I are going to have dinner, goodbye."

"Good, why don't you forgive me? Before you obviously liked me so much." John said.

vomit!I was blind before, thank you.

"Mr. Potter, I hope you realize the fact that I am married and I love my husband very much, so please don't bother me any more."

It's hilarious.

"Little fat, let's go."

"Xiang Meili, what's so good about your husband? He's clumsy and stupid. He's just an ordinary firefighter. What happiness can he bring you? I'm begging you humbly now. You'd better cherish this opportunity. " John said.

What?My Dick clumsy?Dumb?Ordinary firefighter?

Bong!

"John Potter, please eat some shit and calm down. Who do you think you are? The emperor or the gods? Why do you expect me to be with you cheating again? You don't even look in the mirror Let's see how many catties you weigh." I said. "Also, my husband is not clumsy or stupid at all. Even if he is sometimes, it is because he is simple-minded. In addition, although my husband is just an ordinary firefighter, he is a hero who saves people in the fire What about you? What capital do you have to blame my husband? You are just a fool who thinks you are superior to others because of the pennies in your family. Please don’t bother me in the future, or I don’t mind greeting your family’s crematorium. Ripe."

After finishing speaking, I angrily pulled Xiaopang to knock John away, and left through the front door.

I can't bear to scold my Dick, so where is it your turn, a shameless bastard, to criticize me?It's hilarious.

"It's beautiful, there's no need to waste energy on unworthy people." Xiaopang said to me.

"Little Fat, I know. It's just that I'm so angry. Why does he say that my Dick is just an ordinary firefighter? My Dick is obviously so great."

"Yeah, that's why he deserves Harry's asshole."

"Damn girl, you are not forgiving."

"Each each other."

As we talked, Xiaopang and I started smiling again.

After all, that bastard is not worth my wasting energy on him.

There was no class in the afternoon, so I went home early.When they got home, Dick was asleep on the couch with the TV on.

"I don't know it's cold." I took out a blanket from the room and covered Dick.

I picked up the remote control and sat on the ground against the sofa.

Recently, I don't know why, but I have been chasing "The Legend of Zhen Huan" again, probably because of the lack of drama.Then I happened to watch the episode where Sister Mei died in childbirth, and seeing Zhen Huan crying heartbroken for Sister Mei, I was also infected and couldn't help crying.I have to admire Sun Li, her crying scene here really makes people want to cry.

At the same time, I have never been able to understand why the screenwriter wanted Sister Mei to die. Sister Mei is so good, and she has been pouring out her heart and soul to Zhen Huan in the palace, giving charcoal when needed.Probably, Sister Mei is the only one in the palace who treats Zhen Huan sincerely.An Xiaoniao is really hateful, even disregarding her former sisterhood.However, in the final analysis, it's still the emperor's fault, son of a bitch!Sure enough, men are all evil spirits!

Thinking of this, I couldn't help but beat Dick's chest.

"A villain, a villain, you men are all villains!" I yelled, tears streaming down my face.

Dick, who was sleeping soundly, was suddenly awakened by me, sat up and looked at me in bewilderment.

"Daughter-in-law, what's the matter with you? Why are you crying?"

"Dick, you men are all evil! You give back my sister, give back my sister!" I jumped on Dick and refused to let him go.

Dick raised his injured hand and let me beat his chest innocently.It wasn't until I was tired from pounding and lay on top of him that Dick patted my back and asked me what was wrong.

"Dick Hunter, let me tell you, if you dare to find someone else behind my back and half-heartedly, I will never end with you!"

"Daughter-in-law, I, how can I have time to go out and find other people?" Dick said. "I'm content with a daughter-in-law."

"You better be!" I said rubbing his fluffy face.

"But daughter-in-law, what's the matter with you?" Dick asked cautiously.

Looking at Dick's innocent face, I suddenly felt embarrassed.

Xiang Meili, Xiang Meili, you are really too deep into the drama, this is a big embarrassment, a big embarrassment! ! !

"Ahaha, no, nothing." I smiled awkwardly.

"Daughter-in-law, you didn't cry while watching a TV series, did you?" Dick asked dumbfounded when he saw the picture on the TV behind him.

"Uh-hmm." I buried my face in Dick's shoulder in shame.

So for a period of time after that, Dick insisted not to let me watch TV series, no matter how I acted like a baby.