After the two authors were influenced by harmonious words

Liu Yuhan and Gao Jian spit out the same mouthful of saliva at the same time, Liu Yuhan took care of the image of a lady, and was very lucky to hold back her laughter, she couldn't hold back anymore, turned around and lay down on the back of the sofa, hammering and hammering with her small fists.

But Gao Jian didn't have so many scruples, and rolled on the sofa without image.

"What's the matter with you two?" Qiu Haotian looked at the two of them as if he was looking at a mentally retarded person. To be honest, this look was quite true to Li Yunfei.

Li Yunfei raised his forehead, can he say that he doesn't actually know this idiot?

"A Fei! Do you admit it or not, I am the attacker, you are the victim!"

Li Yunfei waved his hand weakly: "Okay, you are attacking you are attacking, you are attacking, you are attacking, all right!"

"General attack?" Qiu Haotian stroked his chin, "Well, not bad not bad!"

"Anyway, when you get home, you will know who is attacking." Li Yunfei faintly said.

Qiu Haotian felt that something was wrong, the reactions of these people were too strange, and the word "gongshou" seemed to be...

To be honest, he can probably guess the meaning of Gong Shou from the surface, but he has never seen a systematic explanation, and he always feels that he only knows the shape but not the meaning.

Qiu Haotian took out his mobile phone and did a quick Baidu search, and was struck by lightning: "What the hell!"

Qiu Haotian raised his head mechanically, saw Li Yunfei carrying himself behind his back, and laughed so that his shoulders trembled: "Bastard A Fei, you must know that you dare to deliberately look at me as a joke, and see how I can deal with you."

While roaring, he jumped on Li Yunfei: "Are you still a good friend? Do you actually have the heart to tease a pure and innocent boy like me?"

Li Yunfei laughed so hard that he didn't have time to fight back. He was lying on the sofa, and Qiu Haotian was riding on his back, but he didn't try to sit down.

"Xiaotian, this is the first time I know how cute you are."

Qiu Haotian gritted his teeth: "Stupid? I am such a smart and invincibly beautiful boy, and you call me stupid?"

"Hahaha...that's stupid!" Gao Jian was already bursting out laughing.

Qiu Haotian turned his head, raised his arm and swiped backwards, pointing out with one finger: "Student Gao Jian, shut up, you stupid big man."

"No, no, little fool, hahaha..." Gao Jian smiled and lay on the sofa, pounding on the sofa.

While several people were arguing, a staff member came in to deliver some plates of fruit.

"Mine!" Qiu Haotian picked up the plate and jumped up, holding the plate high with both hands.

"Want to take it all to yourself? No way!" Gao Jian rolled up her sleeves and was about to do it.

"Want to grab it? Look at my chain legs."

"Look at my shadowless feet!"

"Xiaotian, come down."

"I..." Qiu Haotian glanced at Li Yunfei and looked at him with a slight smile, and immediately faltered, and put the fruit plate on the table.

"Gao Jian, sit down."

"Okay!" Gao Jian didn't resist at all, sat on the sofa in an orderly manner, and moved a little bit to Liu Yuhan's side, "Hey, sister Yuhan, is there any reward for being so obedient and honest?"

"Reward?" Liu Yuhan crossed her legs and put her hands on her chest, "What reward do you want?"

"I...haha, no, I don't want any rewards." Gao Jian cried in his heart, why is it so difficult for him to catch up with his sweetheart!What about the promised childhood sweetheart, the gentle and lovely girl next door?What about the plot of the promised sister next door secretly falling in love with brother Nuan next door?How did everything change here with him!

Sure enough, the book is full of lies.

Qiu Haotian glared at Gao Jian and got up to get a bunch of grapes: "A Fei, I'll feed you grapes!"

"I'm going to peel it."

"Pfft!" Qiu Haotian vomited blood, he really didn't expect this wave of actions from his friend, "Brother, what about morality?"

Li Yunfei pointed to his chest: "Here, isn't this here?"

Gao Jian stared at Qiu Haotian's back and stood up suddenly: "Look at my Eighteen Dragon Subduing Palms!"

Qiu Haotian was caught off guard and staggered a few steps forward.

Originally, Gao Jian was only joking, so it didn't take much effort, and Qiu Haotian did indeed take two extra steps forward.

However, he tripped over Li Yunfei's foot, and fell forward with a bang, throwing the grapes in his hand.

Li Yunfei stared at the grapes, his body reflexed, and he quickly caught them. This speed was not far behind the speed he practiced throwing knives back then.

Qiu Haotian threw himself on Li Yunfei just like that, and what was even more impossible was that he happened to kiss him.

Qiu Haotian's first reaction was to "hold the grass", and the second reaction was: I didn't expect this guy's mouth to be quite soft!

Then countless new information refreshed in my mind in an instant.

I actually kissed my gay friend, what should I do?Should I pretend to be nonchalant and flirtatiously, or should I shyly cover my face and call out "hooligan"?You are responsible for taking advantage of me?

Damn it!If only I knew the superpower of freezing time, I can post a post to ask for help now.

Just when Qiu Haotian was still thinking about those messy things, Li Yunfei turned his head aside, their lips rubbed against each other, Qiu Haotian suddenly trembled.

"Xiaotian, get up from me quickly."

Qiu Haotian didn't know where he was convulsed, and he probably borrowed enough courage from the God of Tanmei: "Oh, is my Ah Fei shy?"

Standing behind caused such a situation, Gao Jian, who was at a loss what to do, heard this sentence, and couldn't hold back a mouthful of saliva.

"Brother, you are amazing." He said and gave a thumbs up.

Liu Yuhan on the one side wanted to laugh but didn't dare to laugh, looking at the two of them with complicated eyes like balls of wool: "Qiu...Haotian, that, you shouldn't..."

"what?"

"No, it's nothing." Liu Yuhan stood up slowly, "I'm going to the bathroom."

The surface is calm like a sculpture, but the inner frenzy blows down the tree.

Ahhhhh!What's up with them?Why are you so calm together, what about the straight man of steel you agreed to?Wait, it was just an accident, yes, an accident...

It's just yarn!It's only by accident that you will be surprised!I don't want to YY you two, I only hate Two-dimensional!We are friends, friends, big brother, how can I be worthy of the sacred and inviolable word of friends when I am thinking about you?

Liu Yuhan turned into the toilet, smiled and smiled at herself in the mirror, and within a few minutes, a defense thicker than the Great Wall was built in her heart.

Here, Qiu Haotian got up and got off Li Yunfei, out of the corner of his eyes, he caught a glimpse of his best friend holding the bunch of grapes in his hand, reached out to take it, and stuffed it into his mouth.

Is the excitement a little too big today?And A Fei is actually a relatively conservative person, although...

Qiu Haotian raised his eyelids to look at him quietly: Hey!Didn't even blush?

Wait, is my reaction a little weird?Why expect to see Ah Fei blushing?Forehead……

I imagined it a little bit: "It seems... pretty cute?"

"Little Tian, ​​what do you mean cute?" Li Yunfei was taking another bunch of grapes from the fruit plate, and stuffing them into his mouth, "It's quite sweet."

"It's nothing!" I went, I actually said it, Qiu Haotian tensed up, trying to put on a serious look.

I can't think about it anymore, by the way, I suddenly feel that A Fei's skin is so white, oops, what's the matter with eating grapes so cute?

I don't seem to be normal today, am I being influenced by that danmei?

Qiu Haotian pretended to be playing with his mobile phone, opened the browser, and searched: Why did he suddenly feel that his best friend is cute?

Didn't find any useful information, Qiu Haotian tilted his head and thought for a while, opened a forum called "Intimate Little Padded Jacket" that he had accidentally seen before, quickly registered an account, and started posting questions on it.

Because of an accident, I kissed my friend, and then I somehow felt that the friend was very good-looking and cute. What happened?Waiting online, very urgent.

After pressing the send button, Qiu Haotian looked at his words carefully, and typed out another line: My friend is handsome, with fair skin, tall and long legs, and has a great figure, no exaggeration, really, I am seen...

etc!Qiu Haotian suddenly realized: It seems that the writing is not quite right, and this appearance will make others misunderstand.

Deleted, rewritten, came and went several times, finally Qiu Haotian typed indifferently: My friend is very handsome!

After sending it out, I refreshed it and found that several people had replied to me.

Article [-]: Landlord, are you a man?

Qiu Haotian seriously replied below: I am a male, and my gay friend is also a male, so I think it is impossible to like him. If he is a girl, I may still like him.

Article [-]: Landlord, there is no doubt that you have fallen in love with your gay friend.

Qiu Haotian stared at the finger and landed on the keyboard, and finally replied six points, one not too many and one not too many.

Article 1: Add [-] to the upstairs, the landlord, it is not easy to meet true love, go for it boldly!

Qiu Haotian thought for five seconds, and felt that he had to clarify: I only have brotherhood for my gay friend, not love, we have lived together for a long time, if I like it, I have already liked it.

After replying, Qiu Haotian continued to look down.

Probably because your gay friend is too handsome, that's why you have this illusion.

Like it!

Straight to bend?

It was gone for the time being, Qiu Haotian was speechless: What kind of broken forum is this?

Just as he was about to exit, his fingers habitually swiped the screen of the phone to refresh it again.

Hmm, new reply?Qiu Haotian clicked on the message prompt, and found that after he replied to the third message, someone replied to him later: Live together for a long time?Why do you ask so many questions after living together?

Qiu Haotian took a mouthful of old blood in his throat, and then the first one also had a new reply: I like it if it's a girl?Landlord, you absolutely fell in love with your gay friend. How can anyone say that if his good brother is a girl, he will like it?Unless you have a good impression of your gay friend, it is impossible not to say such a thing. Saying such a thing means that you already have unreasonable thoughts about your gay friend.

Qiu Haotian was stunned: It seems... makes sense?Makes sense ass, I like hooligans?joke!

Qiu Haotian immediately quit the forum resolutely, but finally hesitated and did not cancel the account.

How can I like A Fei?That's my best buddy, and I don't want to hug him and kiss him, although it feels good to kiss him...

Stop, Qiu Haotian, are you confused?What are you thinking!

Could it be that this is the legend that he treats you as a brother, but you want to be in his series?