After the two authors were influenced by harmonious words

During these two days of waiting to attend the birthday party at my cousin's house, Qiu Haotian

Still writing novels as usual, harassing my good friend A Fei next door, as for that weird erotic dream, it never happened again.

However, Qiu Haotian still couldn't let go of this dream.

"Why do you still feel that something is wrong?" Qiu Haotian lay on the bed covered with a mat, touched the ball of fluff beside him, and tried hard to think about life.

The chubby orange cat is curled up into a ball and taking a nap, snoring softly, its belly falling asleep soundly.

Qiu Haotian turned his head and sighed: "Ya'er, I really envy you Maosheng who eats and sleeps. Tell me, can we exchange things?"

Qiu Haotian turned sideways, propped his head with one hand, took out his mobile phone and opened the "Caring Little Padded Jacket" forum.

To be honest, Qiu Haotian always feels that this forum is poisonous. He obviously never got a reliable answer on it, and he wanted to uninstall it several times, but for some reason, he always hesitated and left it at the end. Even turned it on again now.

Scratching the posts on the homepage of the forum, Qiu Haotian stared at the button to publish a new post in the upper right corner, and his fingers seemed to be pointing up uncontrollably.

[Strange Stories] I dreamed that I married my beloved goddess, went on honeymoon, and opened a room in a hotel. However, when I was about to launch a restricted-rated scene, the goddess suddenly became a gay friend. Excuse me, did I offend some god?

Floor 1: Hahaha, I’m already laughing like crazy, are you serious, landlord?

Floor 2: Sofa!

3rd floor: I'll go, why is the hand speed so fast on the 1st floor.

Floor 4: Original poster, you must have offended Yuelao, so he cut the red thread between you and the goddess in anger, and tied it to your friend.

5th floor: The familiar host once again appeared. Isn’t this the host who posted the post of liking friends before?Hahaha--I have laughed and cried, landlord, do you finally understand the passionate feelings you hide in your heart?

6th floor: Landlord, don't be cowardly, just go directly at this time!Bravely throw down the base friend, and the dream will come true!Let me start by congratulating the host.

7th floor: Congratulations to the princess and her friends for a hundred years of good marriage and an early birth to a precious son.

8th floor: I am the 7th floor, sorry, I made a typo with my disabled hand, it is the host.

Floor 9 (the original poster): I think you must not have understood my question. My friends and I have nothing beyond the line of brotherhood. By the way, who of you has encountered similar things?

Floor 10: You are too dishonest, landlord.

Floor 11: You are a liar, but we are all honest people.

Floor 12: Landlord, touch your conscience, does it hurt?

……

Qiu Haotian covered his face with one hand: "I can't see it, what kind of people are these?"

The replies were still being refreshed. After a while, Qiu Hao came back to check again, and swipe down at will, when suddenly a long paragraph of content attracted him.

Floor 55: Just say a few words!This is a true story about my own personal experience. I don’t know if it will be useful to the poster, so just take a look!

The thing is like this, when I was in elementary school, I always liked to bully a girl. That girl was not very beautiful, she always wore two braids, she looked weak and weak, people couldn't help bullying her.

Every time I bully her, I feel so cute when I see her crying, and I feel a sense of accomplishment in my heart.well!This is probably the legendary bear boy!Don't call me a scumbag, and look back.

After graduating from elementary school, we went to different junior high schools, and we never met again until we entered university.Note, here is the turning point.

We are very destined. Not only did we enter the same school and applied for the same major, but we were even assigned to the same class. This is probably fate!

However, when we met again at this time, I didn't recognize her, because she had changed too much. Although it was said that the female university had changed eighteen times, her changes were just like reappearing and changing her skin. Only by careful observation Only when the eyebrows and eyes look familiar can they be discovered.

However, it was she who quickly recognized me and even followed me.

At this time, she is very beautiful, although she is not the kind of stunning beauty, but she looks very pleasing to the eye, at least when I see her, I have a feeling of heartbeat, I think my spring is here.

However, what happened next left me completely baffled.

She came to me, smiled gently and asked me if I was XX, even asked my name, I thought she also had a crush on me, so I remembered my name specially, I smiled like a fool He said to her: "Yes!"

"It looks like it's really you!" Her smile disappeared in the next second, and she kicked me on the waist.

At that time, I felt like my kidneys were about to burst, and I fell to the ground like a little daughter-in-law who had been bullied. I covered my waist with one hand, tears welled up in my eyes, and looked up at her in surprise: "Why did you kick me?" I?"

"I'm YY." She looked down at me, against the sun, at this moment she was like a high and mighty queen.

I suddenly remembered that she was the girl who was often bullied by me when I was young.

Later, I went to inquire about it, and found out that she has been learning Taekwondo all along, and the number of paragraphs does not seem to be low.

What's even more tragic is that in the following days, she often came to ask me out. Don't think that she is asking me for a date, but that she wants revenge. She wants to double the bullying she received in elementary school and get back everything doubled.

I feel like my dark hell time has come.

I know that you, the host, are probably getting impatient, and feel that what I said has absolutely nothing to do with your situation.However, please be patient and read further.

Every time she ran downstairs to our male dormitory and called me, it made the buddies in our dormitory think that a beautiful girl was chasing me, all kinds of envy and hatred, the sad thing is that I still dare not tell them the truth, after all, if I say If they say something like "I've been bullied by girls all the time," they'll probably die laughing.

Therefore, for the sake of their precious lives, I concealed the truth, and I applaud my selfless spirit of sacrificing myself.

Oh, by the way, please don't say that I am trying to save face and suffer. I am in a special situation, thank you.

Because she is in the same class and has the same courses, she can always find me and go out with me for "dates" except for the time of participating in club activities.

Since then, I have started my dark life as a "servant" in college.

However, one day I suddenly saw a sentence, which roughly said: If you like someone, you can't help but bully him.

I know it's naive of me to believe that at my age, but it's my lifesaver.

Could it be that it was because I liked her when I was in elementary school, is it because she likes me that she bullies me now?

I think I've got the truth, and my mentality has changed drastically. I actually look forward to the time to go out with her for a "date".

I even dreamed of her in a dream. Although the scene was very weird, I seemed to have activated the M-shaking physique in my dream, and I actually felt refreshed.

When I first had this dream, I refused, because I didn’t think I was a pervert. I struggled with it for a long time, but I couldn’t get rid of this state, so I accepted it calmly.

She also noticed the change in my mentality and asked me why I didn't keep a straight face when I was with her, and why I didn't get angry when she bullied me.

I told her the fallacy that if I like you, I bully you, and I also told her that I actually liked her when I was in elementary school, but she blushed unexpectedly.

I looked at her in surprise and astonishment as if I saw a wonder of the world.

She was shy... That expression should be regarded as shy, she slapped me on the head, cursed: "Bastard!" Then she ran away.

She didn't come to see me again for the next few days, and I waited until I couldn't wait any longer, so I took the initiative to find her.

The four years of college have passed in such a trance. If you ask me about the ending, then I will tell you the truth, she is my wife now.

We live happily ever after, hahaha...

Floor 65: Wow! I actually read the post on the 55th floor verbatim.

Floor 66: Upstairs 1

Floor 67: Is what the 55th floor said true?Isn't it a story?If it's true, buddy, I admire you.

Floor 68: Life is more exciting than fiction series.

After reading the long list of content on the 55th floor, Qiu Haotian let out a long sigh of relief, didn't read the other replies, and just fell into deep thought.

So, do I have that kind of feeling for Ah Fei?The object of the erotic dream is such a thing as A Fei, it is really scary enough, how could I have such a dream?

Qiu Haotian moved his body, changed to a prone position, and stretched out his arms to press down on the ball of fluff.

"Meow!" Ya'er was startled awake, raised her sleepy eyes to look at her stupid master, moved a little far away, and went back to sleep.

Qiu Haotian looked at the cat's movements, and the corners of his mouth twitched. Why did His Majesty Yaer's actions seem to dislike him?

"Ah!" Qiu Haotian buried his face in the pillow, and within a few seconds he raised it up suddenly, his face was flushed with boredom, and he was panting heavily.

"Shouldn't I be so entangled? After all, I've been with Ah Fei for so many years. If I liked it, wouldn't I have fallen in love with it long ago? Why wouldn't I wait until now, and I definitely like people like goddesses."

Qiu Haotian turned over and faced up: "Yes, yes, it may also be because we have been together for too long and are too familiar. That dream must be a dream with a spoof nature."

God knows this matter, other than that, only I know, so...

"So, let it be uncovered!" Qiu Haotian smiled and completely relaxed his body.

This is a secret that only belongs to me, let it be sealed to the deepest part of the black box from now on!

"Tomorrow is that cousin Ah Fei's birthday, what should I wear for the banquet?" Qiu Haotian put his hands behind his head.

"Ah! By the way, I haven't bought a birthday gift yet. This is terrible." Qiu Haotian got up from the bed and rushed to the next door.

"A Fei, it's not good!"

"What's wrong with you? Is the sky falling, or are you here as an aunt?"

"Fei, you are too bad."

"..."

As always, the daily routine continued in such a bland manner.