After the two authors were influenced by harmonious words

Frightened by his own guess, Qiu Haotian tossed and turned, and suddenly remembered the forum where he temporarily registered and only posted one post at the author's fraternity. He hesitated for a while, got up from the bed, turned on the computer, and searched for "intimate little Cotton jacket", I spent 3 minutes thinking about the account number and password, and after trying four or five times, I finally logged in successfully.

There were new replies to the first post, and there were quite a few, but Qiu Haotian didn't care about it, and opened a new page for posting new posts.

"Wait, it's midnight now, will anyone visit the forum?"

Qiu Haotian's hand on the keyboard stopped, and his eyes glanced at the promotional slogan of the "Caring Little Padded Jacket" forum:

Be your intimate little padded jacket, always guarding you.

If I don't get an answer today, I guess I don't want to sleep.Qiu Haotian sighed and started typing on the keyboard.

Title: Long night without sleep, if you have a sleepless night owl, please come here to help my brother solve a confusion about a major event in life.

: Solemn consultation, is there any similarity between the person you like and the friends around you?

After sending it out, Qiu Haotian rested his chin and stared at the computer screen in a daze.

Floor 1: I was tricked by the title.

Floor 2: No, I don't have anyone I like around me, I've been single all the time, one dog, the next one.

Floor 3: I just like my friend, so there is no similarity.

Seeing the reply from the third floor, Qiu Haotian's eyes suddenly shone like hungry wolves, and he immediately showed the speed at which he and Li Yunfei usually coded together.

The landlord replied to the third floor: So this is normal for me?It’s okay, it’s okay, my little heart was scared to death, I thought I was interested in my gay friend.

Reply to the landlord on the 3rd floor: ...

Reply to the host on the 3rd floor: May I ask the host, what is your gender?What is the gender of your gay friend?

Landlord: All are men.

4th Floor: Haven't been in a relationship yet, Yun Bei!

The next seven or eight floors were sent out during the communication process between the third floor and the landlord.

13th floor: Hahaha, looking at the 3rd floor, I laughed so hard, so the host has fallen in love with your gay friend?Hahaha really fucked up?

Looking at this reply, Qiu Haotian's eyelids twitched: I'm talking about the similarities between the lover in my dream and my gay friend, do you know the similarities?I don't like my friend!

Floor 14: Hahahaha I saw it.

Floor 15: Don't laugh at the host, they come here to ask questions seriously, host, don't pay attention to those people, night owls are not serious, what do you mean by similarity?

Qiu Haotian stared at the 15th floor and complained: "You killed a group of night owls with a stick! You also included yourself."

However, he still replied below: Similar refers to fair skin, beautiful long legs.

Floor 16: Are you okay, landlord?A lot of people like this type, okay?And didn't you say that your gay friend is a man?How can a man use the adjective white, beautiful, and long legs, ah, no, there is nothing wrong with a man with long legs, it's just that he is fair and beautiful, puff!Is there really nothing wrong with it?

17th floor: The poster is asking for explosive photos!We help you identify whether it is really fair and beautiful.

"Of course my friend is fair-skinned and beautiful!" Qiu Haotian exploded, found a photo taken by the two of them together, cut out the part of Li Yunfei's neck and shoulders, and sent it out quickly.

Text below: Let you mortals learn more!

Floor 20: Wow!She is really fair, but how can she look beautiful without a face?

The landlord replied to the 20th floor: Only I can see my friend's face!

Floor 21: This collarbone, oh my god!The screen is dirty, lick it!

Floor 22: Lick screen +1

23rd floor: The two on the upper floor are both rotten women, and the identification has been completed.

Floor 24: Brothers, I have a question, don’t you think this ID is very familiar?

Floor 25: I'll go. I remembered it when I heard what was said on the 24th floor. Isn't this the poster who posted a post asking "I kissed a gay friend and think the gay friend is pretty and cute"?

Floor 26: I have found the last post from the host, and I have attached the link, thank you.

Floor 27: I know that post, hahaha!Kissing Jiyou, I think Jiyou is cute, this time I’m asking people who like to look like Jiyou, are you really okay?Are you sure you haven't fallen into the beauty of your friend?Of course, the premise is that she is really beautiful, hahaha--

Landlord: You all gave me enough!

Floor 30: It's crazy, it's crazy, I somehow think the host is so cute.

Floor 31: While you are not paying attention, I picked up the host and sprinted for [-] meters.

Floor 32: Be careful upstairs, watch out for his gay friends coming to beat you up, hahaha!

Qiu Haotian stared at the computer screen indifferently and dullly, and turned off the webpage and computer calmly and resolutely: "This forum is definitely full of brains, and it is definitely not my problem. How could I like A Fei? It's funny!"

"Hey! Let's go to bed!" Qiu Haotian stretched, got up from the chair, climbed into the bed, felt that the room was a bit hot, and turned on the air conditioner.

The humming and groaning sound of the air conditioner makes it even more difficult to fall asleep. The more you pay attention, the more you feel that the sound is infinitely amplified, and your mind becomes more and more clear.

"Wait, there must be a reason for liking someone. I must be a beauty lover, so..."

Thinking of this, Qiu Haotian burst into a smile: "So it must be because Ah Fei looks so good-looking, yes, that's right, that's what he looks like!"

Think about it carefully, if A Fei is an ugly monster, would I still like him?of course not!So, it's because my friend's face value is too high!

Qiu Haotian covered his face and said, "I'm such a genius, how can I be so smart? What a crime!"

Tonight is destined to be an extraordinary night.

After Li Yunfei's short story "My Friend Is a Zombie" was posted, the comment section exploded.

Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence: ah, why is it gone?What happened next, what did I say to my buddy?Why am I a real zombie, and how did I become one?Yunfei, don't act like this!How did it end?

Gourd Monster: This short story is so strange, and it is completely inconsistent with the author's previous style. Is this going to change the style and subject matter?

A drunk solution to a thousand worries: How do the "I" and "friends" in the text make me feel... Kiki's, is it my illusion?

Remind the smaller team: Remind more, remind more, remind more!

Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence: biting the neck or something lustful!It's so exciting to touch the clothes and touch them!hey hey--

Lihuayu replied to Caiju Donglixia: I think so too, are you and I gay?

Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence: I don’t think I’ve seen you before, are you?

Lihuayu: I am a new fan of the author, and I think it is necessary for us to have an in-depth exchange.

Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence: Hold your claws, you really are a fellow!

A drunken solution of a thousand worries: What's the situation with those two upstairs?

Gourd Monster: Drunk friend, you don’t follow the comment section so you don’t understand, those two are fallen angels who entered by mistake.

Get drunk and relieve a thousand worries: What the hell?

Gourd Monster: Do I have to make it so clear?It means that they are interested in men and men, and love men and men!

A drunk solution to a thousand worries: ...

Gourd monster: sympathize with the author.

Qiu Haotian couldn't sleep, and wandered to Jiyou's novel again out of boredom. Seeing the discussion in the comment area, he couldn't help itching and joined in.

Emperor Tian: In fact, the "friend" in the article really went to bite "me". The truth is that I have a special channel, so I know.

As soon as it was sent, Qiu Haotian realized that he actually used the author's account to send it.

"It's over!" Qiu Haotian wailed, and immediately dialed Li Yunfei's cell phone, "A Fei is not well, you go quickly..."

"Believe it or not, I'm going to cut you right now?"

beep beep --

The phone has been hung up, Qiu Haotian opened his mouth in a daze, and read out the rest of the words mechanically: "Delete the comment I sent."

The comments below have been refreshed again.

Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence: My God!Is this the Heavenly Emperor himself?

Lihuayu: How big is the Emperor of Heaven?

Caiju Donglixia: Yes, he is a good friend of Yunfei Dada. I recommend you to read his novels, most of which are of the type of plotting and fighting, but there are also of the type of martial arts.

"I even forgot that the reader named Caiju Donglixia is also a fan of me and A Fei, I really..." I was so stupid!Qiu Haotian stared at the comment section dumbfounded.

Qiu Haotian once again made a loveless face tonight: "Let's break the jar!"

Emperor Tian: I'm sorry, the words just now came from my cat, not me.

Picking chrysanthemums under the eastern fence: Hahaha, you are crazy from laughing, why are you so cute?

Lihuayu: Nosebleeds, so cute, I really want to take it home.

Qiu Haotian is the type who gets more energetic and energetic. Today, he planned to let himself go completely, and when he was about to release some breaking news related to Li Yunfei, the door of his bedroom creaked open.

"Who?" Qiu Haotian's heart choked, and he raised his head suddenly.

Li Yunfei flicked on the light switch in the room, and stood at the door with a dark face.

"A Fei? You...how did you come here?" Qiu Haotian suddenly remembered the words "Believe it or not, I'll go over and cut you now" that my good friend said on the phone just now, so this is not just talking ?

"Haha, Ah Fei, do you want to sleep with me?"

The corner of Li Yunfei's lips twitched, he was really the kind of evil and enchanting person mentioned in the book, step by step approaching someone who was rubbing back on the bed.

"Don't come here, don't mess around! Ah Fei, let me tell you, I..."

"Ah ah ah ah..."

I only hope that the sound insulation facilities of this residential building are better, otherwise, it is estimated that tomorrow there will be horrible remarks such as "a murder occurred in the building", or a complaint to the property that there is a mental illness in the building.