After the two authors were influenced by harmonious words

How should I say it?Said that Qiu Haotian forcibly occupied the bathroom of his house, would my cousin believe it?

"Brother, he really just takes a bath at my house, nothing else, it's just that he's a little more informal."

"Has he always been like this?"

Li Yunfei nodded sincerely: "Yes, he is a good person even if he doesn't take medicine sometimes."

"Xiao Fei, you silly boy, who would run around naked in other people's house? He must be plotting against you."

"No, he..." The topic of streaking seems to be too much to pass for a while.

"Has he ever done anything else to you?"

"……No!"

The cousin stood up from the sofa, his tall body was extremely domineering, and he walked towards the bathroom.

"Brother!" Li Yunfei stretched out his hand and grabbed his cousin's clothes, "Then what, brother, that guy hasn't put on any clothes yet, just wait a bit!"

Li Yunfei rushed into his bedroom, took out a set of clean pajamas, and went into the bathroom.

I can't let my cousin in, if the unreasonable guy inside shouts "I've seen it all, you have to be responsible for me", it will be completely over.

The cousin stared at the closed bathroom door, his eyes became deeper and deeper: "Xiao Fei, he also treats that person..."

Qiu Haotian hid in the bathroom, already trembling, seeing his friend suddenly come in, like a cat whose tail has been stepped on, jumping back and squatting down with arms crossed: "A Fei, you have seen all my integrity."

"Shut up, put it on first, and don't talk nonsense when you go out for a while, if you make a mistake, you will die."

Qiu Haotian turned his back and put on his pants from his feet: "Who is that person outside? It scared me."

"My cousin."

"Cousin? Why did your cousin come to your place at night?"

"Something just passed by."

"Oh!" Qiu Haotian buttoned his clothes, "Why do you have so many buttons on your clothes? You don't think it's troublesome."

"I'm going out first, remember, don't talk nonsense for a while."

"I know, I know, why are you talking like you've reached menopause."

Li Yunfei twitched his fingers, tried his best not to hit him, turned around and went out, he seemed to have stayed here for a long time, would my cousin think too much?

The cousin crossed his legs, sitting on the biggest couch, and the mosquitoes did not dare to come within three feet of him: "Come out?"

"Cough, brother, don't think too much."

"I didn't think much of it."

You don't want to think about it like that.

"Is that his clothes or yours?"

"Mine." In front of this powerful cousin, Li Yunfei didn't think much about it for a while, but no matter what the answer is at this time, it's not a good answer.

"Oh? Then why didn't you hand him the clothes at the door? What are you doing in there?"

Li Yunfei was still thinking about how to explain it, but Qiu Haotian came out of the bathroom suddenly, tried to put on a cute appearance, and trotted to his cousin: "Hello, cousin!"

Li Yunfei choked on his own saliva: "Brother, you haven't eaten yet, have you? I'll get you something to eat."

"A Fei, I didn't..."

"you shut up!"

Qiu Haotian was stared at by his good friend's "fierce" eyes, and curled his lips aggrieved: This difference in treatment is too obvious, if you have a cousin, you don't need a friend.

Li Yunfei ignored the two of them and fled into the kitchen. Although it was obviously a bad idea for him to leave at this time, without his own supervision, Qiu Haotian might say something, but his cousin will leave tomorrow at the latest.

Yes, just make it through the night!

The cousin watched Qiu Haotian sit down consciously, not treating himself as an outsider at all, and sneered: I called my brother as soon as we met, it seems that I really have my eyes on this cousin.

"I heard from Xiao Fei that you are his friend?"

"That's right, I'm A Fei's best...friend." Qiu Haotian wiped the sweat in his heart, but fortunately he changed his words at a critical moment. If Li Yunfei was here, he would definitely give himself a thumbs up. Pity.

The cousin in front of me, why is he like the emperors, marshals and generals in the novel, I am nervous when facing him!

Qiu Haotian's appearance was as stable as Mount Tai, but his heart collapsed.

"I know what your relationship is, tell me, where have you progressed?"

"What?" Cousin, what are you talking about, why don't I seem to understand?

"Frankness is lenient, resistance is stricter." My cousin raised his chin slightly, staring at the young man in front of him, but don't let me torture to extract a confession.

Qiu Haotian suddenly felt a cold wind blowing on his back: "Brother, can you explain a little bit more clearly?"

elder brother?The cousin narrowed his eyes: "What did you do to Xiaofei that made him flustered?"

"Huh?" Qiu Haotian was stunned at first, and then suddenly realized that this imperial cousin is also a lover of gossip!Could it be that this is the cuteness of contrast?

"Haha, you ask this!" Qiu Haotian, who thought he knew his cousin's true face, instantly recovered his nature, and the result of letting himself go was a disaster-level horror movie.

"Of course it is..." The events of the author's association suddenly played back in my mind, "I kissed him, hahaha... Cousin, you don't know, the expression of A Fei at that time hahaha..."

Hold the grass!What am I talking about?I said in front of my cousin that I kissed his brother?

Li Yunfei, who was in the kitchen, was actually paying attention to the movement outside, and when he heard the phrase "kiss him", he almost shoveled the shredded cabbage in the pot with a shovel.

Is that guy really an idiot?

Li Yunfei covered his face with his hands on his forehead: I'll go out and explain now, can my cousin believe it?Maybe, it's also possible...

There is a fart!Going out now is a suspicion of trying to cover up, Qiu Haotian likes me, and even the couple's chapters in the relationship are definitely covered up like this.

"Did you kiss Xiaofei?"

When Qiu Haotian saw that his cousin's eyes were wrong, he retracted his feet nervously and stood upright. Because of the excessive movement, his heel slammed on the sofa, causing him to grin his teeth in pain.

"No, I didn't kiss, no, I did, oh no..." Qiu Haotian bent slightly, wanting to rub his numb feet.

"Actually, it was an accident. I was pushed by someone and fell on A Fei's body. I just kissed him like that. I really didn't mean to take advantage."

No, when we kissed, no one took advantage of the other, right?

"Pushed by someone? Who pushed it?"

"We went to an author's fellowship two days ago, and we just met a friend there."

The cousin's sneer deepened: What did the friend you just met push you to do, and you just happened to kiss him so bloody?

"Xiao Fei knows a little kung fu, do you know that?"

"I know, I know!" Qiu Haotian nodded his head, of course he knows this, the best friend is not called for nothing.

The corner of my cousin's mouth twitched slightly: "A person who can catch throwing knives empty-handed with his reflexes, will watch you fall on him and kiss him? Do you think you are writing a novel about Mary Sue?"

"Hold the grass! Can Ah Fei catch the throwing knife with his bare hands? So awesome!"

The cousin stared at Qiu Haotian, staring hard.

"Haha, then what, I thought the unreal action of catching a flying knife with an empty hand could only happen in novels! But, cousin, you know Marysu?"

"Don't try to change the subject."

"I didn't..." Qiu Haotian sat down again with his legs crossed, "Cousin, I really didn't mean to kiss Ah Fei."

"What were you thinking when you kissed Xiaofei?"

"I didn't expect this guy's mouth to be quite soft, haha..." The voice stopped abruptly, Qiu Haotian twitched the corners of his mouth, and raised his hands to cover his face.

I go!Cousin, do you have any special abilities?

Li Yunfei, who had just cooked a dish in the kitchen, wanted to go out and smear the freshly cooked dish on Qiu Haotian's face.

"It seems that you admit that you like Xiao Fei."

Wait, what's the situation, why do I like Ah Fei?

"Tell me, when did you set your sights on Xiao Fei? Did you premeditate?"

"Eh..." Qiu Haotian turned his head to look at the kitchen, Li Yunfei came out with a plate of dishes in one hand, looked at Jiyou who came to him, and blinked at him vigorously, trying to express his ten thousand grass mud horses galloping at the moment And the complicated mood.

What kind of brain supplement is your cousin?With such a big brain hole, why not write a novel?

Qiu Haotian turned his head: "Cousin, what do you do for a job?" Perhaps, his job is to have a big brain?Although it looks like it looks like a gangster in appearance and momentum.

"Why are you asking this? Answer my question first."

Li Yunfei stood in front of Qiu Haotian, and put down the food: "Brother, you can eat first! If there is anything else, we will talk about it tomorrow, and I will bring out the porridge."

"A Fei, I want it too!"

"Come with me!"

Qiu Haotian looked at his good friend with a smile on his face, but his eyes were about to slice himself into slices, he trembled all over, obediently followed.

If I don't do what A Fei said at this time, it will definitely be worse afterwards, and now that my cousin is still here, A Fei has scruples, and I will be fine.

I am so witty!

Li Yunfei took a pack of instant noodles, turned around and put it in Qiuhaotian's arms: "Now, go back to your own room immediately."

"This is all I have?" Qiu Haotian held the instant noodles in disgust.

"Will you go?" Li Yunfei approached with a smile.

Qiu Haotian stepped back: "I know! I'll go back right away." I'll go, my friend has mutated into an alien, it's scary!

"Hide the instant noodles and don't let my cousin see them."

The corner of Qiu Haotian's mouth twitched: "I see." Is your cousin such a stingy person?Sure enough, people cannot be judged by their appearance.

He lifted up his shirt and put the instant noodles on his stomach: "Is this all right?"

"Okay, okay, let's go!"

"Hmph!" Qiu Haotian looked at Li Yunfei resentfully, came out of the kitchen, and waved to his cousin on the sofa with a smile.

"Hello, cousin, goodbye, cousin!"