I overturned with the protagonist [Transmigration Book]

As a person who can't even tell his own sexuality, and is determined to be single for the rest of his life, Yun Yuan faced a beautiful woman in a bikini on the beach, and his heart didn't fluctuate, so he remained motionless.However, the beauties seemed to be very interested in this intruder, their eyes were focused on Yun Yuan, all of them were smiling, looking charming, beautiful and enchanting.

One of the blondes with big breasts took a few steps forward and blew a kiss to Yun Yuan.

"Hi, baby~"

Yun Yuan: "..."

Where did he seem to have heard this bird language?

Oh yes, I remembered, when he was still on his home planet Earth, someone once greeted his master like this, how did his master answer back then?

Yun Yuan: "Speak human words."

Although he could understand the greeting, he was too lazy to think about the meaning of these words.

He has spent so long cultivating, and will continue to spend more time cultivating in the future, not to listen to a group of phantoms speaking birdsong to him, but to return to his home planet to meet his master.

So it's not good to just be a little bit?

Blonde beauty: "..."

Dear, you are forcing us to OOC!

If OOC, the illusion will be broken immediately, can't you cooperate with them? !

The blond beauty stared wide-eyed, trying to convey how pitiful she was with her eyes.

Yun Yuan thought for a while, trying to imitate his irritated master: "Stay here and don't move, I will carry an orange tree back for you."

Beauties: "..."

What the hell, why do they know each word individually, but they don't know what it means when they are put together?

The beauties looked at each other blankly, and wanted to do something to save it, but before they could do anything, they were buried alive by oranges falling from the sky, and the illusion burst with a pop.

The scene in front of him returned to normal, Yun Yuan narrowed his eyes, looked at the anxious Qi Kai, and asked in surprise, "What are you doing?"

Qi Kai didn't do anything, he just walked around in a hurry.

Because Yun Yuan suddenly stopped in his tracks just now, he immediately became nervous when he thought of what the uncle who led the team had said before, and stretched out his hand to press Yun Yuan's shoulder in an attempt to wake him up.But no matter how he reminded Yun Yuan, he didn't respond, and even said "speaking humanly" afterwards, Qi Kai naturally became more anxious, and couldn't help turning around in circles.

He didn't want Yun Yuan to know that he had done such a shameful thing when he first arrived, so he didn't mention the process in detail, he just said he was worried about Yun Yuan.

Yun Yuan nodded at him when he heard the words, his eyes became gentle without knowing it, and he subconsciously held Qi Kai's hand as he climbed up.

As he walked, he said to Qi Kai: "The illusion just now was quite ridiculous, it didn't attract me at all."

Qi Kai's heart skipped a beat, and he pretended to ask casually, "Why?"

Yun Yuan took it for granted, "I don't like girls."

Of course, I don't like men either, celibates are just that wayward.

Qi Kai didn't hear Yun Yuan's subtext, his eyes lit up instantly, he moved to Yun Yuan's side and whispered: "It turns out that senior brother doesn't like girls, I will remember."

"What do you remember this for?" Yun Yuan didn't realize it, but said, "I don't know how to find a Taoist partner, no matter if it's a girl or a man—hey, Qi Kai?!"

Halfway through his words, Qi Kai's eyes suddenly straightened, his footsteps stopped, and he stopped abruptly on the stairs, obviously triggering the illusion.

Yun Yuan tried to push Qi Kai, but Qi Kai didn't respond at all. Thinking of Qi Kai's appearance just now, he had no choice but to stand quietly and wait for Qi Kai to wake up.

But it took Qi Kai much longer to wake up than him.

No less refreshing than the phantom that Yun Yuan encountered, as soon as Qi Kai entered the phantom, the first thing he saw was blood and corpses all over the ground, and upon closer inspection, they were all members of the Qi family.

He was stunned for a moment before he came back to his senses, and was about to check the situation when he heard a familiar voice.

"There is no news from the young master of the Qi family?"

"My lord, I haven't found it yet."

"A bunch of trash! Get lost! Find them all for the deity! If you can't catch anyone alive, you can just bring the corpse back!"

"Respect."

The person who answered left in despair, and he had a face of... Yun Yuan.

Qi Kai looked delicate: "..."

If the scene that Yun Yuan encounters can only be regarded as ridiculous, then the scene that Qi Kai encounters is so magical that it is ridiculous.

Because he turned his head and took a look, and found that the other person who claimed to be himself was actually a skeleton with a small mushroom on his head, and it was the Qi Luo he met at the burial ground.

Qi Kai's expression was more subtle: "..."

This subtlety, he didn't pay attention to hiding himself, and his aura was instantly exposed, causing the skeleton Qi Luo to suddenly turn his head to look at him.

"Who is sneaking around, get out of here!"

Qi Kai said indifferently, raised the hem of his skirt, and walked in front of the skeleton Qi Luo.

The flames in the skull Qi Luo's eyes danced a few times, and the small mushroom on top of his head swayed twice with the movement, and finally fixed at a strange angle, looking like a little man who was bent over.

"My deity has something to say, women are not allowed to approach when doing business, what is going on with this woman?!"

A group of mushrooms, never knowing what to do, came to Lazikai in a hurry, staring at the big black eyes, pleading guilty to the skeleton Qi Luo.

Qi Kai was speechless: "..."

The skeleton Qi Luo didn't realize it, and said loudly: "Drag her down for me!"

The limp Gugu's hands immediately grabbed Qi Kai tightly and dragged him out.

Qi Kai wanted to laugh very much, and remembered what his brother Yun had muttered before he didn't know it, so he couldn't help saying: "Wait a minute! I'm not a girl."

Because he didn't try to hide it, as soon as he said this, he could feel that his voice was low and magnetic, obviously belonging to a man, and he immediately stunned Kuku Qiluo.

He couldn't even utter a complete sentence: "You, you—a man? How, how—"

Qi Kai broke away from Gugu and took a few steps forward, his expression regained his composure, and he said solemnly: "There is a special kind of monk called a big brother in women's clothing."

Skull Qi Luo: "..."

Damn he said it, he really said it!

Sanqing, why are the monks who entered the institution these two days so weird!The women in the previous impression were all blond and blue-eyed strangers, but the last one was actually full of milk and didn't even have the concept of a female cultivator, so it really couldn't make it want to create illusions!

Its goal is just to create an illusion that the release of water is not obvious at all, why is it so difficult?

Look at this one!Although it didn't have the concept of a female cultivator in its mind, it thought it was a girl, and specially picked out the scene of the other person's fear and the person it loved to create illusions, but now, what did it hear?

Women's clothing boss?

Women's clothing boss!

Can you pass the test well and climb the stairs in the normal way? !

Qi Kai saw that the other party was full of horror and couldn't hide it, so he paused and said: "Could it be that you don't know what the situation of the big guy in women's clothing is? No problem, I can explain it to you—"

"It means there is a third leg under the skirt, is it simple and easy to understand?"

Skull Qi Luo: "..."

No, stop talking, the three views are going to be shattered!

Qi Kai obviously wouldn't do what it wanted, so he simply pulled up the hem of his skirt: "Do I need to show you something?"

With a click, the illusion shattered, and Qi Kai's miserable humming sound exploded in Qi Kai's ears, which made him dizzy, and he almost fell to the ground when he couldn't stand still.

Fortunately, Yun Yuan stretched out his hand to support him.

"Where is it uncomfortable?" Yun Yuan asked with concern.

Qi Kai held Yun Yuan's hand to stand firm, squeezed it lightly reluctantly, and then shook his head to indicate that he was fine.

Yun Yuan smiled and said: "What did you encounter just now, why did you have such an expression?"

Qi Kai said in a complicated tone: "It's a very exciting scene."

After saying that, he detailed everything in the illusion, and said that he had already told the other party with practical actions that there might indeed be beasts under the skirts of some girls.

Yun Yuan: "..."

I didn't expect you to be such a hero!If this kind of plot appears in Dianjiawen, I'm afraid that my master's readers will explode again!

Qi Kai didn't understand, so he asked, "Brother?"

Yun Yuan said: "It's nothing. I just feel that the illusions created by the mechanism of the Hairpin Cauldron Sect are just for fun, and they are not serious at all."

Qi Kai agreed: "There is no difficulty at all."

The two looked at each other, then looked up to see that there were still a long, long staircase, and felt that it was not difficult or bad.Who wants to get into trouble when they can have a little less trouble?

Perhaps because of this, the two ignored the sense of disobedience brought by the stairs, and climbed up again, forgetting the important matter of investigating the cause.

Moreover, they didn't feel that there was anything wrong with their actions.

And this is the biggest problem.

Unaware that there was anything wrong, the two climbed up to the highest level of Zangshu Pavilion without encountering any danger on the way, and of course there were no hallucinations again, and it was so smooth that it was abnormal.

Under normal circumstances, Yun Yuan and Qi Kai should have been vigilant long ago, but at this moment, the two of them still did not respond. They stood at the top of the stairs and looked at the top floor layout, showing relaxed expressions.

"I thought there would be some guards here, but I didn't expect there was only such a bookcase." Yun Yuan said with a relaxed tone, "No, it's not a bookcase, this thing looks more like a display stand."

Qi Kai also said: "It's actually a paper book, and I don't know what it records."

Yun Yuan asked: "Go and have a look?"

Qi Kai responded, and finally raised a little vigilance, and without a trace, he protected Yun Yuan and walked to the display stand. The book on the stand suddenly had no wind and turned the pages automatically.

The two looked at each other, and Fang turned his head to look at the book. When he saw the writing on it, he was stunned.

Yunyuan——difficulty of customs clearance: -----, luck: high, of course.

Qi Kai——Difficulty of customs clearance: -+-+-, luck: ■■■■■■■■■ High.

It is normal to record Yun Yuan’s line, but it is normal to record Qi Kai’s line. A few - crooked and crooked look quite reluctant, + it is quite powerful to watch the flamboyant and phoenix dancing. As for the words painted in black at the back...

Yun Yuan made a careful distinction, and laughed out loud as soon as he figured it out.