As a male lead of the Dian family who is loved by his master, Yun Yuan feels that he has failed very much.
He survived a series of fixed-point strikes such as sneak attacks, damage to spiritual roots, ring feeding by powerful enemies, and mistakes in kung fu, but fell on every blind date or on the way to a blind date.
Yun Yuan: I'm sorry, I've embarrassed the majority of fellow male protagonists of the Dianjia.
But what can Yun Yuan do, Yun Yuan is also very desperate.
Yun Yuan, male, unknown sexual orientation, male blind date, also fell in the salty fish today.
"No, it's not that I look down on Long Yang. How much does love have to do with gender? I just think we're not suitable," Yun Yuan racked his brains to explain, "What you see in your eyes is quite different from what I think .”
There are not many people with lame eyes like you in the world!
The blind date said frankly: "You treat people equally, I believe it. But I have eyes, so I can tell that you despise me as a man."
Yun Yuan: "..."
Yun Yuan: "No, I didn't dislike you as a man." I only dislike you as a rotten peach blossom, okay?
The blind date nods her head, without the self-consciousness of being a rotten peach blossom: "I see, you think I'm a man."
Yun Yuan: No, why can't this person make sense? !
At this moment, his heart was suddenly full of fluctuations, and he even wanted to violently hit someone.
But reason managed to stop him.
He still remembered that he was actually not on a blind date, but a treat.
Even if this guest invites people to be very desperate.
As the protagonist of the book "Xianfeng", Yun Yuan is familiar with every plot of the manuscript. In order to take into account the family that is very close to him, it is natural that he wanders among the relics of various secret realms all year round. Some information will be forgotten.
A few days ago, according to the plot, he went to Qingting Lake in the east of the city to look for a Lei Lingen exercise, and when he got there, he realized that he hadn't prepared it in advance.
He didn't bring an insulation suit.
Qingting Lake is quite a strange place. A large thunder-attribute formation is exposed at the bottom of the lake, as if afraid that others will not see something tricky.However, I don't know if it's because the monks in the cultivation world are too blind. All the monks take it lightly, and even call it a scene in Fengqing City. Many young couples love to come here for trysts.
Yun Yuan couldn't understand: "Aren't they afraid to familiarize themselves?"
Rotten Taohua, who passed by him, replied casually: "It doesn't matter if you stay far away. Those with a higher level can also use the thunder to exercise their bodies. It really kills two birds with one stone. After all, Qingting Lake has a strange scenery, and it is indeed a good place to visit."
Hearing this, Yun Yuan felt that Rotten Peach Blossom seemed to understand very well, so he asked a casual question, and the other party immediately showed him the way.
"Fellow Daoist also wants to use Thunderbolt to exercise his body?" Rotten Peach Blossom joked, "I will point out the way for you today, and if you succeed in exercise in the future, how will you thank me?"
Yun Yuan smiled and replied: "Please rub it."
Rotten Peach Blossom couldn't help but agree immediately.
Yun Yuan felt that Rotten Peach Blossom was refreshing and very suitable to be a brother, so after successfully obtaining the exercises, he invited Rotten Peach Blossom to dinner as agreed.
However, Yun Yuan never expected that he intended to be brothers with Lan Taohua, but Lan Taohua wanted to be his companion.
"Are you surprised?" Rotten Peach Blossom said with a smile after she finished her confession, "I'm not a rigid person, if you're happy, why hesitate so much, just tell me what you want in an upright manner."
Yun Yuan was born in a very good condition, this day the guest was wearing a plain Taoist robe, the dark flower embroidery pattern was outlined from the neckline, which made his face even more clear and handsome.Even though his face was expressionless due to choking on the rotten peach blossoms at this time, his eyes were still full of starlight, coupled with the unknowing innocence between his brows and eyes, on the contrary he looked charming, clear and elegant.
You Qi rolled his eyes at the rotten peach blossoms, the light in his eyes moved slightly, and his eyes became clearer.
In other words, in Rotten Peach Blossom's eyes, Yun Yuan was winking.
There are too many winks, and there is always someone who wants to take the bait.
Unexpectedly, Rotten Peach Blossom was so lame, Yun Yuan put on a wooden face: Which eye of yours saw me surprised? !
But he wasn't shocked, he was used to it, after all, Rotten Peach Blossom was not the first man to express his love.
Think about the male protagonists of other people’s families. When they meet these men, they are shocked and full of scumbags, so that the other party accepts his head and bows, automatically becoming a younger brother; Give it away, so that the other party's heart is like a deer, and he bends into a mosquito coil without hesitation.
He felt that he would never become a master of the incense machine, so he couldn't help thinking about life countless times, and even suspected that his master had run away from Dianjia to Jinjiang.
After all, he has never met any male writers, and the male protagonist meets a group of same-sex rotten peach blossoms as soon as he comes up.
But thinking of his master's personality of being angry (face) if he doesn't obey (die), he feels that it shouldn't be.
His master said: If you can become a great magician if you are single for 30 years, wouldn't it be even more powerful if you were single for 300 years or 3000 years?
So, in fact, there is still a problem with the Feng Shui of the mother planet, right?Otherwise, how could his master have a brain twitch?
Thinking of the mother planet Earth full of all kinds of strange products such as grotesques, brain hole kings, and preserved eggs, Yun Yuan, with great filial piety, did not want his author master to be assimilated, so he rejected Rotten Peach Blossom with harsh words, And said that if you continue to entangle, friends will have nothing to do.
He said: "I am devoted to the Tao and have no intention of love, so don't mention this again!"
Fat friend, the mother and fetus have been single for 3000 years, and they have become immortals!You really don't understand?
Rotten peach blossoms don't understand.
He is like a child with cerebral palsy, no matter what Yun Yuan says, he feels that Yun Yuan despises him as a man.
The two chatted with each other for a long time, and finally Rotten Taohua left in a daze.
Before leaving, he said: "Yun Yuan, since you don't want to see me, then in the future... I will obey my orders and never appear in front of your eyes again."
"Wait, that...who?"
Seeing him turn around and leave, Yun Yuan subconsciously wanted to stop him, and then suddenly realized that he didn't know Rotten Peach Blossom's name yet.
Oh, he doesn't seem to have mentioned his name, how does Rotten Peach Blossom know that his name is Yun Yuan?Yun Yuan thought expressionlessly.
Feeling vigilant, Yun Yuan secretly arranged for someone to investigate the situation of Rotten Peach Blossom, while he returned home alone, and put three pillars of fragrance on a statue in the bedroom.
"Master, bestow upon me the strength so that the next blind date will not appear in my search for opportunities!"
Yun Yuan bowed down earnestly, and the fragrant smoke curled up, enveloping the body of the statue, it was indeed somewhat immortal.
The statue is more than three inches high, and is carved from the finest white jade. Every pleat and every strand of hair is extremely delicate, but it cannot conceal how unusual it is.
It has no facial features, only four fonts in font size [-] are engraved on the face—把流行人.
With such a strange dao name, it doesn't look like a serious person at first glance.
At first, when Yunyuan's patriarch's father heard that Yunyuan had worshiped a master, he was shocked and reprimanded him for messing around. He was fully armed and wanted to negotiate with this mysterious man of unknown origin.However, when he saw the so-called master in Yun Yuan's bedroom, he was only left with the indifference of "you are teasing me", and went out with his stomach hurting while leaning on the wall.
Father Yun: My son is probably a fool, but this is my own son, what can I do, I am also very desperate!
Yun Yuan didn't think there was anything wrong with the statue, as a protagonist, isn't the author a natural master?
Even if you don't know what your face looks like, you are still a master!
Yun Yuan's eyes were firm, and after a moment of pious bowing and chanting, Fang got up and prepared to exchange tributes for the statue.
Maybe it was an illusion, or maybe his master had too much resentment, just as Yun Yuan put the two spiritual fruits on the tribute plate, he was in a daze for a moment.At this moment, he saw that the handwriting on the statue's face had changed, and the four large characters almost choked him to death.
Master: It does not exist.
Yun Yuan: Is this my dear master?
Completely speechless, Yun Yuan looked intently, and saw the writing on the statue's face was very clear, it was just "a person who rushed to the street", how can there be such a terrible "non-existent"?
However, Yun Yuan always felt that Fang was not an illusion, so he came up with a bold idea.
Perhaps, the next time he makes a wish to Master, he should ask Master not to make trouble.
I always want to make a big news, but it turns out that the feng shui of the home planet is not right?
Yun Yuan knocked on the table, turned around and went out after hearing the knock on the door.
Anyone who dares to disturb him when he is exchanging feelings with his master will report something important to him.
Sure enough, a subordinate belonging to his personal power reported the detailed investigation results to him.After listening to a long speech and detailed data, Yun Yuan made a summary in one sentence.
"In a word, there is no such person in Fengqing City."
"Young Patriarch Hui, that's exactly the case."
Yun Yuan was thoughtful: "He deliberately concealed his appearance and breath to approach me, he must have a plan, could it be..."
Which villain is this in disguise?
Thinking of the daily cannon fodder, monthly small villain, quarterly big villain, and yearly ultimate villain that his master likes, Yun Yuan felt a headache for a while, and really didn't know who it was.
Perhaps, he should consult his master carefully?
I am a person with a background.Yun Yuan thought.
Halfway across the city, in a big mansion, the "villain" whom Yun Yuan missed took off his disguise and sneezed violently.
"Brother Yun must be talking about me." Rotten Taohua said.
The maid of Rotten Peach Blossom watched her heart, she was used to her young master's behavior, she only served tea respectfully, and asked him what he said.
"The young master is so happy, could it be that he has found out why the young lady wants to withdraw the engagement?"
The three words "Young Madam" pleased Qi Kai, a rotten peach blossom. He glanced at the maid with satisfaction, and even showed a smile on his usually stern face.
"Not yet, but I've confirmed that Brother Yun doesn't hate gay couples. He broke off the engagement with me, and he really has a reason."
The maid hurriedly said: "Then I wish the young master and the young lady will resolve the misunderstanding as soon as possible!"
Former Yun Yuan's fiancé Qi Kai said: "It's only natural."
However, Brother Yun of his family was too sensitive, and sent someone to investigate him as soon as they left.
The fake identity of the passer-by before must no longer be used, then...
Qi Kai fell into deep thought.
Qi Kai: If you look at me like a villain, sooner or later you will overturn.
Yun Yuan: If you speculate about me with the thinking of a normal person, sooner or later you will overturn.
He survived a series of fixed-point strikes such as sneak attacks, damage to spiritual roots, ring feeding by powerful enemies, and mistakes in kung fu, but fell on every blind date or on the way to a blind date.
Yun Yuan: I'm sorry, I've embarrassed the majority of fellow male protagonists of the Dianjia.
But what can Yun Yuan do, Yun Yuan is also very desperate.
Yun Yuan, male, unknown sexual orientation, male blind date, also fell in the salty fish today.
"No, it's not that I look down on Long Yang. How much does love have to do with gender? I just think we're not suitable," Yun Yuan racked his brains to explain, "What you see in your eyes is quite different from what I think .”
There are not many people with lame eyes like you in the world!
The blind date said frankly: "You treat people equally, I believe it. But I have eyes, so I can tell that you despise me as a man."
Yun Yuan: "..."
Yun Yuan: "No, I didn't dislike you as a man." I only dislike you as a rotten peach blossom, okay?
The blind date nods her head, without the self-consciousness of being a rotten peach blossom: "I see, you think I'm a man."
Yun Yuan: No, why can't this person make sense? !
At this moment, his heart was suddenly full of fluctuations, and he even wanted to violently hit someone.
But reason managed to stop him.
He still remembered that he was actually not on a blind date, but a treat.
Even if this guest invites people to be very desperate.
As the protagonist of the book "Xianfeng", Yun Yuan is familiar with every plot of the manuscript. In order to take into account the family that is very close to him, it is natural that he wanders among the relics of various secret realms all year round. Some information will be forgotten.
A few days ago, according to the plot, he went to Qingting Lake in the east of the city to look for a Lei Lingen exercise, and when he got there, he realized that he hadn't prepared it in advance.
He didn't bring an insulation suit.
Qingting Lake is quite a strange place. A large thunder-attribute formation is exposed at the bottom of the lake, as if afraid that others will not see something tricky.However, I don't know if it's because the monks in the cultivation world are too blind. All the monks take it lightly, and even call it a scene in Fengqing City. Many young couples love to come here for trysts.
Yun Yuan couldn't understand: "Aren't they afraid to familiarize themselves?"
Rotten Taohua, who passed by him, replied casually: "It doesn't matter if you stay far away. Those with a higher level can also use the thunder to exercise their bodies. It really kills two birds with one stone. After all, Qingting Lake has a strange scenery, and it is indeed a good place to visit."
Hearing this, Yun Yuan felt that Rotten Peach Blossom seemed to understand very well, so he asked a casual question, and the other party immediately showed him the way.
"Fellow Daoist also wants to use Thunderbolt to exercise his body?" Rotten Peach Blossom joked, "I will point out the way for you today, and if you succeed in exercise in the future, how will you thank me?"
Yun Yuan smiled and replied: "Please rub it."
Rotten Peach Blossom couldn't help but agree immediately.
Yun Yuan felt that Rotten Peach Blossom was refreshing and very suitable to be a brother, so after successfully obtaining the exercises, he invited Rotten Peach Blossom to dinner as agreed.
However, Yun Yuan never expected that he intended to be brothers with Lan Taohua, but Lan Taohua wanted to be his companion.
"Are you surprised?" Rotten Peach Blossom said with a smile after she finished her confession, "I'm not a rigid person, if you're happy, why hesitate so much, just tell me what you want in an upright manner."
Yun Yuan was born in a very good condition, this day the guest was wearing a plain Taoist robe, the dark flower embroidery pattern was outlined from the neckline, which made his face even more clear and handsome.Even though his face was expressionless due to choking on the rotten peach blossoms at this time, his eyes were still full of starlight, coupled with the unknowing innocence between his brows and eyes, on the contrary he looked charming, clear and elegant.
You Qi rolled his eyes at the rotten peach blossoms, the light in his eyes moved slightly, and his eyes became clearer.
In other words, in Rotten Peach Blossom's eyes, Yun Yuan was winking.
There are too many winks, and there is always someone who wants to take the bait.
Unexpectedly, Rotten Peach Blossom was so lame, Yun Yuan put on a wooden face: Which eye of yours saw me surprised? !
But he wasn't shocked, he was used to it, after all, Rotten Peach Blossom was not the first man to express his love.
Think about the male protagonists of other people’s families. When they meet these men, they are shocked and full of scumbags, so that the other party accepts his head and bows, automatically becoming a younger brother; Give it away, so that the other party's heart is like a deer, and he bends into a mosquito coil without hesitation.
He felt that he would never become a master of the incense machine, so he couldn't help thinking about life countless times, and even suspected that his master had run away from Dianjia to Jinjiang.
After all, he has never met any male writers, and the male protagonist meets a group of same-sex rotten peach blossoms as soon as he comes up.
But thinking of his master's personality of being angry (face) if he doesn't obey (die), he feels that it shouldn't be.
His master said: If you can become a great magician if you are single for 30 years, wouldn't it be even more powerful if you were single for 300 years or 3000 years?
So, in fact, there is still a problem with the Feng Shui of the mother planet, right?Otherwise, how could his master have a brain twitch?
Thinking of the mother planet Earth full of all kinds of strange products such as grotesques, brain hole kings, and preserved eggs, Yun Yuan, with great filial piety, did not want his author master to be assimilated, so he rejected Rotten Peach Blossom with harsh words, And said that if you continue to entangle, friends will have nothing to do.
He said: "I am devoted to the Tao and have no intention of love, so don't mention this again!"
Fat friend, the mother and fetus have been single for 3000 years, and they have become immortals!You really don't understand?
Rotten peach blossoms don't understand.
He is like a child with cerebral palsy, no matter what Yun Yuan says, he feels that Yun Yuan despises him as a man.
The two chatted with each other for a long time, and finally Rotten Taohua left in a daze.
Before leaving, he said: "Yun Yuan, since you don't want to see me, then in the future... I will obey my orders and never appear in front of your eyes again."
"Wait, that...who?"
Seeing him turn around and leave, Yun Yuan subconsciously wanted to stop him, and then suddenly realized that he didn't know Rotten Peach Blossom's name yet.
Oh, he doesn't seem to have mentioned his name, how does Rotten Peach Blossom know that his name is Yun Yuan?Yun Yuan thought expressionlessly.
Feeling vigilant, Yun Yuan secretly arranged for someone to investigate the situation of Rotten Peach Blossom, while he returned home alone, and put three pillars of fragrance on a statue in the bedroom.
"Master, bestow upon me the strength so that the next blind date will not appear in my search for opportunities!"
Yun Yuan bowed down earnestly, and the fragrant smoke curled up, enveloping the body of the statue, it was indeed somewhat immortal.
The statue is more than three inches high, and is carved from the finest white jade. Every pleat and every strand of hair is extremely delicate, but it cannot conceal how unusual it is.
It has no facial features, only four fonts in font size [-] are engraved on the face—把流行人.
With such a strange dao name, it doesn't look like a serious person at first glance.
At first, when Yunyuan's patriarch's father heard that Yunyuan had worshiped a master, he was shocked and reprimanded him for messing around. He was fully armed and wanted to negotiate with this mysterious man of unknown origin.However, when he saw the so-called master in Yun Yuan's bedroom, he was only left with the indifference of "you are teasing me", and went out with his stomach hurting while leaning on the wall.
Father Yun: My son is probably a fool, but this is my own son, what can I do, I am also very desperate!
Yun Yuan didn't think there was anything wrong with the statue, as a protagonist, isn't the author a natural master?
Even if you don't know what your face looks like, you are still a master!
Yun Yuan's eyes were firm, and after a moment of pious bowing and chanting, Fang got up and prepared to exchange tributes for the statue.
Maybe it was an illusion, or maybe his master had too much resentment, just as Yun Yuan put the two spiritual fruits on the tribute plate, he was in a daze for a moment.At this moment, he saw that the handwriting on the statue's face had changed, and the four large characters almost choked him to death.
Master: It does not exist.
Yun Yuan: Is this my dear master?
Completely speechless, Yun Yuan looked intently, and saw the writing on the statue's face was very clear, it was just "a person who rushed to the street", how can there be such a terrible "non-existent"?
However, Yun Yuan always felt that Fang was not an illusion, so he came up with a bold idea.
Perhaps, the next time he makes a wish to Master, he should ask Master not to make trouble.
I always want to make a big news, but it turns out that the feng shui of the home planet is not right?
Yun Yuan knocked on the table, turned around and went out after hearing the knock on the door.
Anyone who dares to disturb him when he is exchanging feelings with his master will report something important to him.
Sure enough, a subordinate belonging to his personal power reported the detailed investigation results to him.After listening to a long speech and detailed data, Yun Yuan made a summary in one sentence.
"In a word, there is no such person in Fengqing City."
"Young Patriarch Hui, that's exactly the case."
Yun Yuan was thoughtful: "He deliberately concealed his appearance and breath to approach me, he must have a plan, could it be..."
Which villain is this in disguise?
Thinking of the daily cannon fodder, monthly small villain, quarterly big villain, and yearly ultimate villain that his master likes, Yun Yuan felt a headache for a while, and really didn't know who it was.
Perhaps, he should consult his master carefully?
I am a person with a background.Yun Yuan thought.
Halfway across the city, in a big mansion, the "villain" whom Yun Yuan missed took off his disguise and sneezed violently.
"Brother Yun must be talking about me." Rotten Taohua said.
The maid of Rotten Peach Blossom watched her heart, she was used to her young master's behavior, she only served tea respectfully, and asked him what he said.
"The young master is so happy, could it be that he has found out why the young lady wants to withdraw the engagement?"
The three words "Young Madam" pleased Qi Kai, a rotten peach blossom. He glanced at the maid with satisfaction, and even showed a smile on his usually stern face.
"Not yet, but I've confirmed that Brother Yun doesn't hate gay couples. He broke off the engagement with me, and he really has a reason."
The maid hurriedly said: "Then I wish the young master and the young lady will resolve the misunderstanding as soon as possible!"
Former Yun Yuan's fiancé Qi Kai said: "It's only natural."
However, Brother Yun of his family was too sensitive, and sent someone to investigate him as soon as they left.
The fake identity of the passer-by before must no longer be used, then...
Qi Kai fell into deep thought.
Qi Kai: If you look at me like a villain, sooner or later you will overturn.
Yun Yuan: If you speculate about me with the thinking of a normal person, sooner or later you will overturn.
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