[Rebirth] I died in summer

Erbei: Dear readers, everyone, everyone, I can’t wait to write this extra episode when I wrote Chapter 20 of the main text. Why do I pinch it, because I have no inspiration hahahahaha

The characters: Caring for the eyes of the mentally handicapped.

Erbei: Next, let’s invite the protagonist group, applause and encouragement (I work hard by myself)

——————This is a dividing line———————

Er Bei (putting away the small notebook): "Now let's start the first question, what are your names?"

Xia Xia: "I have two now, but you all know it."

Old Qin: "Don't you know?"

Erbei: "That's right, what's your age?"

Xia Xia: "26 body and 28 heart."

Old Qin: "28."

Er Bei: "What's your gender?"

Xia Xia: "..."

Old Qin: "..."

Erbei: "Hahahaha seems to be asking nonsense again, so, how is your personality?"

Xia Xia: "Kindness, magnanimity, rationality and cleverness, it's simply amazing."

Lao Qin: "I'm great too, but I don't have as many adjectives as him."

Er Bei: "The character of the other party?"

Xia Xia: "It's a bit shitty, a bit middle school, but overall it's pretty good."

Lao Qin: "A little narcissistic, a little brother-controlled, but overall it's still very good."

Xia Xia: "Where is my brother controlling me?"

Old Qin: "Where am I being aggressive?"

Xia Xia: "Where are you not an idiot?"

Old Qin: "Where are you not in control?"

Er Bei: "OK, stop, when and where did the two meet?"

Xia Xia: "After rebirth, at my house."

Lao Qin: "In high school, after the basketball team practiced, I just came out of the toilet and saw him and Lao Huo together."

Er Bei: "What's your first impression of the other party?"

Xia Xia: "A strange person who smokes in other people's homes."

Lao Qin: "I checked my eyes, I met the right person~"

Xia Xia: "Stop singing!"

Er Bei: "Ahem, what do you like about each other?"

Xia Xia: "Face? I can't tell."

Old Qin: "You have to ask me what I don't like about him."

Er Bei: "What do you hate about each other?"

Xia Xia: "Singing."

Old Qin: "No."

Er Bei: "Do you think you get along well with each other?"

Xia Xia: "Not bad."

Old Qin: "Very good."

Er Bei: "How do I call each other?"

Xia Xia: "Old Qin."

Old Qin: "Xia Xia."

Er Bei: "What do you want the other party to call you?"

Xia Xia: "He can call him whatever he wants."

Old Qin: "Husband."

Xia Xia: "Hey~"

Old Qin: "You call me husband."

Xia Xia: "No!"

Lao Qin: "The baby is so sad, Xia Xia needs to kiss her to get up."

Er Bei: "Stop! No kissing! Next question, what kind of animal do you think the other party looks like?"

Xia Xia: "Husky."

Old Qin: "Rabbit, the kind that can bite people."

Erbei: "If you give a gift, what will you give to the other party?"

Xia Xia: "I haven't thought about it, let's see what he likes."

Old Qin: "Give him a song."

Xia Xia: "You should spare me."

Er Bei: "What gift do you want to receive?"

Xia Xia: "I want to eat an authentic Christmas roast turkey."

Old Qin: "I want Xia Xia to give me a bite."

Xia Xia: "Bite?"

Old Qin: "Well, look at it separately."

Xia Xia (covering her face)

Er Bei: "Ah, these two people are simply... Forget it, next question, is there anything you don't like about each other? If so, where is it?"

Xia Xia: "Smoking, singing, everything else is fine."

Old Qin: "He always gets too close to that dead straight man, fuck, why doesn't that dead straight man find a date!"

Er Bei: "Pay attention to your quality. Next question, do you have any hobbies?"

Xia Xia: "I guess not."

Lao Qin: "Whether I like Conan or not hahahaha."

Er Bei: "Does the other party have any hobbies?"

Xia Xia: "See if Conan counts?"

Old Qin: "Does eating count?"

Er Bei: "What did the other party do to make you hate it?"

Xia Xia: "Sing."

Old Qin: "Is it that scary?"

Xia Xia: "Really."

Old Qin: "Okay, but I won't hate anything you do."

Er Bei (vomiting blood): "This is dog food, next question, what did you do, the other party will hate you."

Xia Xia: "I don't know, anyway, every time I want to take him to the hospital for a physical examination, he is very reluctant."

Old Qin: "Sing."

Erbei: "Where has the relationship between the two progressed?"

Xia Xia: "I just... did what I needed to do."

Old Qin: "Ditto."

Erbei: "Where was the first date?"

Xia Xia: "Let's go home."

Old Qin: "Everywhere with him is a date."

Erbei: "What was the atmosphere like at that time?"

Xia Xia: "Very good."

Old Qin: "Very good."

Erbei: "Where did it go?"

Xia Xia: "Uh, give me a hug?"

Old Qin: "Yes."

Erbei: "Where is the place where you often date?"

Xia Xia: "At home."

Old Qin: "It's still the same sentence."

Erbei: "What will the other party do on their birthday?"

Xia Xia: "Celebrate his birthday with him."

Old Qin: "Celebrate his birthday with him."

Er Bei: "Who was the first to confess?"

Xia Xia: "He."

Old Qin: "Me."

Er Bei: "How much do you like each other?"

Xia Xia: "I don't know either, but I know that I won't like other people in this life."

Old Qin: "He is like my life."

Erbei (as a single dog silently holding his forehead): "Okay, is there love between you?"

Xia Xia: "Yes."

Old Qin: "Otherwise?"

Er Bei: "What can the other party say, so there's nothing you can do?"

Xia Xia: "I usually have a way to deal with him."

Old Qin: "You stinky rascal!"

Er Bei: "What should I do if I suspect that the other party will change their minds?"

Xia Xia: "I trust him."

Old Qin: "Me too."

Erbei: "Are you allowed to change your mind?"

Xia Xia: "No."

Old Qin: "No."

Erbei: "What should I do if the other party is one hour late for a date?"

Xia Xia: "Forgive him, but I have to emphasize to him the importance of the concept of time."

Old Qin: "Do it one more time."

Er Bei: "Which part of the other party do you like the most?"

Xia Xia: "Legs, very long, play for a year."

Old Qin: "I like them all."

Erbei: "What kind of behavior is the most seductive for the other party?"

Xia Xia: "Although I don't like him smoking, he looks really good when he smokes."

Lao Qin: "When the orgasm is approaching, put your arms around my neck..."

Erbei: "Stop it, we haven't reached that aspect of the question yet! Next question, when will the two of you feel nervous?"

Xia Xia: "Murder case?"

Old Qin: "When he wants to leave me."

Erbei: "Have you ever lied to the other party? Are you good at lying?"

Xia Xia: "The first time I saw him, I said I was Jian Weichen, so I'm not particularly good at it."

Lao Qin: "When I saw him later, I said I didn't know Xia Xia, so I was pretty good at it."

Er Bei: "What do you feel the happiest about?"

Xia Xia: "Eat."

Old Qin: "Love."

Erbei: "Have you ever quarreled?"

Xia Xia: "Yes."

Old Qin: "Yes."

Erbei: "What kind of quarrel was it?"

Xia Xia: "I scolded him for the second grade, and he scolded my brother."

Old Qin: "Yes, just now."

Erbei: "How to reconcile?"

Xia Xia: "Didn't you interrupt me?"

Old Qin: "Yes, go back and continue arguing."

Er Bei (felt like he had done something wrong, continued flipping through the small book): "Do you want to be lovers even if you reincarnate?"

Xia Xia: "Yes."

Old Qin: "Yes."

Erbei: "When did you feel [being loved]?"

Xia Xia: "When he saved me."

Old Qin: "When he kisses me."

Erbei: "When did you feel [don't you love me?]?"

Xia Xia: "It seems not."

Old Qin: "What kind of stupid question is this?"

Er Bei: "How do you show love?"

Xia Xia: "Always pay attention to his body and kiss him."

Lao Qin: "I show my love for him all the time hahaha."

Er Bei: "If you die, will you die before the other party, or will you die after the other party?"

Xia Xia: "PASS."

Old Qin: "PASS."

Erbei: "Is there something to hide between the two of you?"

Xia Xia: "...Probably, no, after all he even knows that I have chased Jian Weichen."

Old Qin: "No."

Er Bei: "What complex do you have?"

Xia Xia: "Does facial control count?"

Old Qin: "I have a Xiaxia complex."

Er Bei: "Is the relationship between the two of you public or secret?"

Xia Xia: "Open."

Old Qin: "Open."

Er Bei: "Do you think the love between the two will last forever?"

Xia Xia: "Yes."

Old Qin: "Yes."

Er Bei: "Are you attacking or receiving?"

Xia Xia: "..."

Old Qin (very proud): "Gong."

Er Bei: "Why did you make such a decision?"

Xia Xia: "I don't know either, it seems that I have never thought about this question."

Old Qin: "Because I want to see how he looks distraught under me."

Er Bei: "Are you satisfied with this state?"

Xia Xia: "Alright, okay."

Old Qin: "Satisfied."

Er Bei: "Where was the first H?"

Xia Xia: "On the bed."

Old Qin: "Baby, you are so cute hahahaha."

Erbei: "What was your feeling at that time?"

Xia Xia: "It hurt a little at first, but then it was fine."

Old Qin: "He is finally mine."

Er Bei: "At that time, what did the other party look like?"

Xia Xia: "Very sexy."

Lao Qin: "It's so cute, it makes me want to come again."

Erbei: "What's the first thing you say in the morning?"

Xia Xia: "Good morning."

Old Qin: "Good morning, baby."

Erbei: "How many times a week?"

Xia Xia: "Three or four times."

Old Qin: "Ditto."

Erbei: "How many times a week would you ideally do it?"

Xia Xia: "From a scientific point of view, the frequency at his current age is the best."

Old Qin: "Actually, I want to have a little more..."

Erbei: "What kind of H?"

Xia Xia: "It's too exciting..."

Old Qin: "Excellent!"

Erbei: "Where do you feel the most?"

Xia Xia: "Waist."

Old Qin: "Earlobe."

Erbei: "Where does the other party feel the most?"

Xia Xia: "I said it just now."

Old Qin: "yes."

Er Bei: "Use one sentence to describe the other party at the time of H."

Xia Xia: "As expected of an old rascal."

Old Qin: "The moonlight is so beautiful tonight."

Erbei: "Do you like or hate H?"

Xia Xia: "I, I, I..."

Old Qin: "I like it."

Er Bei: "What is the general body position?"

Xia Xia (covering her face): "Old Qin, tell me, I'm ashamed to ask these questions."

Lao Qin: "Anything is fine, but I like that he is facing me, so that I can see his various expressions most clearly."

Er Bei: "What do you want to try?"

Xia Xia (covers her face.)

Old Qin: "If possible, I want him to have a fling with me on the hospital bed in a white coat."

Erbei: "Shower before H or after H?"

Xia Xia: "Both."

Old Qin: "There's even a hair in the shower."

Erbei: "Did the two of you make any agreement when you were doing it?"

Xia Xia: "I haven't, because I think most of the promises made at this time don't count."

Old Qin: "It seems not."

Er Bei: "Have you ever done it with someone other than the other party?"

Xia Xia: "No."

Old Qin: "No."

Er Bei: "Are you in favor or against the idea [if you can't get your heart, you can get your body]?"

Xia Xia: "No."

Old Qin: "No."

Er Bei: "The other party was raped by bad guys, what should I do?"

Xia Xia: "Will he be raped? Hahahahaha."

Lao Qin (stares)

Xia Xia: "Okay, maybe I can chemically castrate that guy."

Old Qin: "I want that guy's life to be worse than death."

Er Bei: "Before H or after H, which one feels more shy?"

Xia Xia: "Let's go, I'll fall asleep after H."

Old Qin: "I won't be shy."

Erbei: "My friend said [only tonight, because it's too lonely] and asked for H, what would you do?"

Xia Xia: "I don't have such a friend."

Old Qin: "Take Xia Xia's photo and pass it on, making that guy feel ashamed."

Erbei: "Do you think your skills are good?"

Xia Xia: "I don't know, he took me to do it."

Old Qin: "Extremely good."

Er Bei: "Where's the other party's?"

Xia Xia: "Extraordinary talent."

Old Qin: "He just needs to cater to me."

Erbei: "What do you want the other party to say when you do it?"

Xia Xia: "Everything, whatever, don't swear."

Lao Qin: "Husband, you are awesome, ah, husband, you are ×××× (please make up your own brain here)"

Erbei: "What kind of expression do you like to see on the other person's face when you are H?"

Xia Xia: "His mouth looks good when he hooks it."

Old Qin: "Looks distracted and infatuated."

Erbei: "Do you think it's okay to have sex with someone other than your lover?"

Xia Xia: "No."

Old Qin: "No."

Erbei: "Are you interested in SM and the like?"

Xia Xia: "No, that is very harmful to the body."

Old Qin: "As long as he wants, I can."

Er Bei: "How do you feel about rape?"

Xia Xia: "Pervert."

Old Qin: "There are too many cases like this."

Erbei: "What was the most difficult thing in H?"

Xia Xia: "He has too much energy."

Old Qin: "His body is weak, and he will faint if he does it for too long."

Erbei: "Where is the most thrilling H location so far?"

Xia Xia: "His parents' house."

Old Qin: "Ditto."

Erbei: "Did the recipient take the initiative to request H?"

Xia Xia: "I forgot."

Old Qin: "When he was drunk."

Erbei: "What was the attacking side's reaction at that time?"

Xia Xia: "I forgot."

Old Qin: "I'm very happy."

Erbei: "Has the attacker ever raped?"

Xia Xia: "..."

Old Qin: "What kind of stupid question is this?"

Er Bei: "What was the recipient's reaction then?"

Xia Xia: "..."

Old Qin: "..."

Er Bei: "Is there an ideal H partner?"

Xia Xia: "If there is one, it must be him."

Old Qin: "Xia Xia."

Erbei: "Does the other party meet your ideal?"

Xia Xia: "Yes."

Old Qin: "It fits so well."

Erbei: "Do you use props during H?"

Xia Xia: "No need."

Old Qin: "He won't let me use it."

Er Bei: "How old was your first time?"

Xia Xia: "Based on this body, I'm 26 years old."

Old Qin: "28."

Erbei: "Is it the current object?"

Xia Xia: "Yes."

Old Qin: "Yes."

Erbei: "Where do you like to be kissed the most?"

Xia Xia: "Shut up..."

Old Qin: "Neck."

Er Bei: "Where do you like to kiss the most?"

Xia Xia: "Earlobe, once kissed, it will turn red."

Old Qin: "Mouth."

Er Bei: "What is the other party doing in H, what do you enjoy the most?"

Xia Xia: "He said he loved me."

Old Qin: "Same."

Er Bei: "What do you think about when you are H?"

Xia Xia: "I don't think about anything."

Old Qin: "He's so cute, he's so good-looking, why is he so nice."

Er Bei: "How many times do you do it in one night?"

Xia Xia: "..."

Lao Qin: "It depends on the situation of the day, but generally speaking, it is four or five times."

Erbei: "At H, should you take off your clothes or the other person?"

Xia Xia: "Sometimes myself, sometimes him."

Old Qin: "Myself."

Erbei: "What is H to you?"

Xia Xia: "Life regulator."

Old Qin: "Indispensable."

Er Bei: "Please say something to the other party."

Xia Xia: "Honey, I'm hungry."

Old Qin: "Let's go, my husband will take you to a restaurant."

Erbei: "OK, this interview is over, next time I will try to invite Lao Huo over, but next time there will be no explosive questions."