Cold weapons are a man's romance

After all the fuss, Alisa's mansion finally quieted down.She entertained friends from afar for dinner, except for Cesar, who broke the precious teacup Alisa left to the queen (although it might never be used by the queen for the rest of her life), I have no food tonight, so I can only curl up on the sofa pitifully and watch "Peppa Pig" on Enya's iPad, feeling out of place with other people.

During the dinner, Roman heard Humphrey talk about the promise he made on the night of drunkenness, "What? I promised you to participate in the battle? I really don't remember it at all."

"I recorded a video as proof, you can't deny it."

"But I was drunk at the time, how can the words of the drunk count?" Roman worried, "I don't even know what the historical reenactment campaign is, how can I participate?"

"Once born and second time familiar! You can treat it as a super-large medieval cosplay. It is nothing more than actors wearing costumes and acting according to the script. It's just that we are performing battles that actually happened in history. This time we Going to do 'Dungal's Prison Break'."

"What is that?" Roman didn't learn history well, so he could only humbly ask for advice.

"Dungal was an Irish nobleman in the 12th century, titled Duke of Munster. He once injured his leg while hunting and could only sit in a wheelchair all his life. However, he commanded several wonderful battles and was known as the 'Wheelchair God of War' But he had never been at peace with the king of England, so the king planned to arrest him secretly and imprison him in the Keshen Castle in Cardiff. But he unexpectedly escaped from the prison in a strange way soon after. How can a disabled man What about escaping from the heavily guarded castle? This is one of the famous mysteries in British history, as famous as "The Prince in the Tower".

"According to the speculation of later historians, the Duke was actually rescued by someone. After all, no matter how you think about it, it is impossible for a person in a wheelchair to escape by himself. The most likely situation is that the soldiers supporting the Duke made a plan to attack the West: A group of men and horses pretended to attack the gate of the castle, and another group of men and horses quietly climbed to the top of the city from the opposite direction to rescue the Duke. What we want to perform is this shocking prison robbery. All actors are divided into four camps: the soldiers who pretend to attack the city gate, the defenders Guards, prison robbers and jailers. The first two groups of people have almost been recruited, and the focus is on the latter two groups. The confrontation between prison robbers and jailers is the highlight of prison robbery, and it should be played by people with good skills and high acting skills. You two I'm very lucky, I plan to choose you as the protagonist—that is, the heroic, loyal and unparalleled prison robber!"

Cesar in the distance interjected loudly: "No one wants to play such a boring game!"

"I want to play!" Roman gave him an invisible and merciless slap.The dark-haired young man's eyes burst out with scorching light, and as Humphrey's introduction deepened, the light became more and more grand, and finally it was like two nuclear bombs exploding, even Enya, who didn't care much about the grievances between adults, could not Feel how eager he is to try.

——A man is indeed a little boy who will never grow up all his life.This precocious little lady once again affirmed her good opinion.

As soon as Roman joined, Cesar immediately changed his words. "Then I will reluctantly participate! It doesn't sound so bad!"

"You join too? That would be great!" Roman rubbed his hands expectantly like a fly.Humphrey's vivid description has already substituted him into the era filled with the flames of war and swords and swords.A vivid picture slowly unfolded in his mind - a majestic fortress stands at the end of the ancient and vast horizon; soldiers waiting for the battle are waiting for the signal to gather in the night; At the top of the city, all witnesses were quietly removed; on the tower where the owl hovered, the imprisoned old duke looked at the moat under the moon through the iron window, and a playful smile appeared on the corner of his mouth carved with old scars...

And he, Roman, will return to that fascinating era and become a member of the brave prison robbers.Cesar was his companion.They will start a thrilling journey together.

Is there anything better in the world than this?

***

"No!!! It's not good at all!!!" Roman hung on the wall and shouted heart-piercingly.

This is the rehearsal scene of "Dungal's Prison Break".All the actors and equipment are in place. As a member of the "Prison Robbers", Roman is wearing a black padded costume with a mask on his face and is practicing climbing the city wall under the guidance of the director.When he saw the majestic walls of Kaishen Castle for the first time, he was still filled with awe of history and anticipation for the upcoming "battle".But when he heard that he had to climb up by a rope ladder, he suddenly stopped laughing.

"Climb up like this?" He trembled.

Humphrey stared at him sternly, script and walkie-talkie in hand. "You think I'm fooling you... Ah no, I invited you here just for fun? It's not because of your professional background. As an athlete, your physical fitness should be fine. It's not difficult to climb a rope ladder, right? I haven't Tell you to use a grappling hook!"

"And the grappling hook?" Roman trembled even more.

"The city wall won't grow rope ladders by itself! The leader of the jailbreakers first climbed up the city wall with a grappling hook, and then let the rope ladder come down. Didn't you read the script?"

The actor leading the charge with the grappling hook was none other than Alex.Roman would like to interview him to find out why he can even master this side skill.His past life must have been extremely colorful.

"Of course I read it, but the script only said 'then other people climbed the city wall one after another', it didn't say how to climb it!"

"Can't you think about it! How can you fly without a rope ladder?"

Roman, who was speechless by Humphrey's words, had no choice but to bite the bullet.The section of the city wall they chose was shorter than other places, making it easier to climb, but it didn't make any difference to Roman.The rock climbing expert climbed to the top of the wall and lowered a rope ladder, followed by other loyal and incomparable jailbreakers.Roman was last, leaving only Cesar behind.

"I've already said that this kind of game is not fun..." Cesar said helplessly in the tone of "I told you already".

"I should have believed you!" Roman gritted his teeth.

Cesar patted him on the back: "You go up first, I will watch you from below, if you fall, I will hold you."

"Really, really?" A warm current poured into Roman's heart.

"I'll try my best." Cesar managed to force a smile.

"Thank you, I didn't feel at ease at all!"

Roman tugged at the rope ladder, heartbroken, and bravely stepped on it.After actually climbing the rope ladder, he calmed down a lot.It seems that as long as you make up your mind to do it, there is nothing difficult in the world.

"Could you hurry up?" shouted Cesar below, "You have climbed for a long time to climb the third level!"

"I regret it! This game is not fun at all!"

Roman hung on the wall for a long time, and climbed up the city wall while crying and howling.Alex laughed wildly on it and almost fell down.Although the others were not as exaggerated as him, they all held back their laughter and pulled Roman up.

"Don't be so cowardly on the day of the official performance, there will be not only ordinary audiences, but also a live broadcast!"

When his feet finally hit the stone instead of the rope, Roman almost cried with joy.For the first time in his life, he realized how lovely Mother Earth was.

Cesar, who followed closely behind, quickly climbed up, and the speed surprised Roman.As soon as he thought of his gaffe just now being seen by Cesar, he wished he could jump off the city wall to apologize with his death.He didn't want to impress Cesar as a coward. (As for him making a fool of himself in front of Alex...it doesn't matter, Alex doesn't like him anyway.)

According to the script, they were supposed to advance along the city wall, sneak into the castle, and climb up the tower where the Duke was imprisoned. On the way, they encountered some patrolling soldiers.The well-trained prison robbers showed their special abilities, or used throwing knives or daggers to get rid of these obstructions in an instant.They didn't even have time to scream before they died.

...Well, the script should be like this.

But the reality always has a huge discrepancy with the script.

The first soldier they encountered was fine. After being stabbed in the back by a fake dagger, he lay down on the ground according to the director's request, playing the role of a dead body.But from the second person on, things start to derail.

Soldiers No. 2 were carrying long guns and were patrolling the city wall, with their backs to the night raiders.Alex, the leader, took out a silicone throwing knife and threw it at the soldier with a "whoosh".The script reads, "After being hit by a flying knife, the soldier fell down without saying a word."

The moment the flying knife was about to hit, the soldier suddenly turned around and caught the flying knife!

"What are you doing! It's not written in the script! I didn't take you to play like this!" Alex desperately winked at the unruly actor.

The soldier laughed loudly: "Want to rob the Duke of Munster? Pass my level first!"

Alex pulled out the dagger from his waist, faced the soldier who didn't know what to do, and told the others without looking back: "Let me deal with this guy, hurry up and rescue the Duke!"

Everyone nodded in tacit understanding, quickly slipped past the confronting two people, and continued to advance towards the tower.

Roman couldn't figure out what happened at all, so he could only follow behind inexplicably.

Doesn't it silently eliminate witnesses?Isn't it a secret rescue of the imprisoned duke?Why...why did they act like a team of protagonists from a shounen manga? !

Every level will encounter a strong enemy, and each level will leave a teammate behind, and finally only the protagonist will be left to fight the boss-it's exactly the rhythm of a boy manga!

Roman turned to Humphrey who was following behind the team: "This plot is not right, is it? Director, you are talking!"

Humphrey caught up with them leisurely: "Oh, anyway, it's the first rehearsal, so let them play casually, and get serious from the next rehearsal!"

Roman was very skeptical that this damn history reenactment campaign would be able to proceed smoothly until the day when the second rehearsal began.

***

"Leave it to me! You guys go!"

"Let me deal with him, the Duke can't wait!"

"I will not let the people in front die in vain!"

Along the way, the prison-robbing heroes encountered several soldiers who did not play their cards according to the routine, and each time a teammate stayed behind to hold them back.The script has been completely messed up, the actors started to go their own way, and the director laughed and let them go.

When they finally arrived at the castle, only Cesar and Roman were left in the jailbreaker team.Although Roman is quite proud of being treated as the protagonist of a boy manga, he wants to act in an ordinary script even more!He doesn't know how to proceed, okay?

The script reads: "The prison robbers and the jailer had a fierce melee in the castle hall. In the end, the prison robbers won. They found the key from the jailer's body and climbed the tower. The Duke waited for them in the top room."

Now there are only two prison robbers left, no matter how you look at it, it doesn't look like a "melee" can break out!

Roman groaned in despair.For the time being, we can only go according to the script.As for what happens next... play it by ear.

They entered the castle and followed a narrow corridor into the hall.There was no one in the castle, and it seemed that the actor who played the jailer hadn't been in place yet.

However, in the middle of the hall lay an empty plastic bag of corn flakes... It was obvious that someone had already been here, leaving behind this piece of garbage that seemed to have traveled through time and space.

There was a shout of killing not far away.Another battle broke out at the front gate of the castle, where feint warriors and guards were battling.Roman sincerely hopes that they are more reliable than this side, otherwise this history repeating battle will end sooner or later.

Just as Roman thought so, footsteps came from the surrounding shadows.

The jailor written in the script had been hiding in the shadows before, so that he didn't even notice.Now, they walked out slowly, with ferocious and cruel smiles on their faces.Like the jailbreakers, they only wore cotton armor, but they were well-armed, even equipped with long swords!

Prison Heroes are surrounded!

There are as many as three people in the army surrounding them!They are outnumbered!

The author has something to say: [Note]

【Wheelchair God of War Dungar】

There is no such person in history!

This is a stalk that a person who understands will naturally smile when he sees it. "Wheelchair God of War Dungall" comes from the "Kingdom 2" video series by the game commentator "Youthful Magician". There is an NPC named Denggall, who has a military ability of 20 at a young age. He participated in the Crusades at the age of 14 , and later became disabled while hunting, but his military ability is still the first in the country. He was imprisoned by the up master and was able to escape from prison.Of course, this is an automatic mechanism of the game, but after the creative explanation of the up master, it becomes a well-known funny stalk of the game.

【The Strange Case of the Prince in the Tower】

It is true in history!

During the War of the Roses in England, the two sons of King Edward IV were imprisoned in the Tower of London, and then disappeared mysteriously. It is rumored that Edward IV's younger brother Richard murdered the two little princes in order to seek the throne.But the truth is still a mystery.